The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[icerain]

You get the pillow.


I put in a bed.

[Justin]

You get a bed of nails. Actually, I've been on one before. Not bad.

I put in an over-filesized signature I use on some forums.

[NejinOniwa]

You get e-slapped, making your username appear as randomized characters and your avatar as a banana.

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I put in a triple triple...

[NekOSaka]

You get a bigass samich.

I put in pickles.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a cheeseburger without any pickles - meaningly, one that's possible to eat.

...I HATE damn pickles.



I put in pixels...

[Justin]

You get 800x600 resolution.

I put in every episode of Family Guy ever made, and even future episodes that haven't been made yet.

[icerain]

You get the TV.


I put in my computer.

[Justin]

You get a copy of Windows 95, which was all it could run.

I put in another vending machine.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a very awkward muffled conversation, and the vending machine back again with all lights red and flashing. It rolls off quickly.

I put in 98SE-tan's bag of severed p0n0r.

o_o

[Icelilly]

You get Homeko-san's bag of manporn. <3

I put in every single computer virus that exists.

[icerain]

You get a computer with all those viruses.


I put in a nail

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You get a computer with all those viruses.


I put in a nail.

[Justin]

You get a screwdriver.

I put in my suspended hosting account.

[NejinOniwa]

You get eaten by a huge eel, passing by your local interweb.



I put in day-old sushi.

[NekOSaka]

You get the breakfast of a lonely Japanese businessman who's efforts in life have brought him financial success but no person to call lover or friend.

I put in a really depressing way of describing your post.

[NejinOniwa]

You get my empty NWN2 Override folder. In a .zip archive. Sad, isn't it...



I put in a month's worth of Melatonin pills...