The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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NejinOniwa

#405
May 02, 2008, 07:12:56 PM
You get a royal ass-whipping by the Tentacle King.



I put in lots of red...
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Smokey

#406
May 02, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
You get buried under an avalanche of Akai home-cinema sets...

I put in a 1:10 scale R/C Subaru Impreza running on methane...
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NejinOniwa

#407
May 02, 2008, 07:37:57 PM
You get insanely high off Meth, and get raped by the maidens.



I put in inverse gastronomy...
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Smokey

#408
May 02, 2008, 08:23:57 PM
You get Gordon Ramsay, turned inside-out...

I put in a dish of Tortelini al forno...
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NejinOniwa

#409
May 02, 2008, 08:30:22 PM
You get Pasta Bolognese puked all over you.



I put in maximal levels of disgusting-ness...
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Smokey

#410
May 02, 2008, 08:51:44 PM
The machine lurches and then chokes on its own vomit. You get the repair-bill...

I put in /b/ and /r/ to break the machine in again...
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NejinOniwa

#411
May 03, 2008, 12:35:07 PM
You get an army of girl scouts wielding little drumsticks. Frightening, isn't it?




I put in a whale-that-was-originally-a-missile...
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Smokey

#412
May 03, 2008, 01:48:14 PM
You get a dead seal (or SEAL, whatever floats yer boat) wich keeps washing up on the beach in front of your beach house...

I put in 3.785411784 litres of seawater...
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NejinOniwa

#413
May 03, 2008, 05:50:54 PM
You get a Baltic Sea-load of brackwater, and a codpiece.



I put in 15 kilograms of plastic seashells...
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Smokey

#414
May 03, 2008, 06:10:39 PM
You get a metric ton of oysters...

I put in a crab...
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NejinOniwa

#415
May 03, 2008, 06:12:02 PM
You get screams of KANI KANI KANI KANI MAHO~ echoing out of the machine. You are slightly creeped off.


I put in Pani Poni Dash...
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Smokey

#416
May 03, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
The machine straps you to a chair, tapes your eyelids wide open and forces you to watch an azumanga daioh marathon...

I put in the 76.5% of brain functionality i have left after watching the first 9 eps...
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NejinOniwa

#417
May 03, 2008, 06:45:48 PM
You get a sinus function of the single thought going through your mind.



I put in Hosaka...
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Smokey

#418
May 03, 2008, 06:54:57 PM
You get transported to an Otaku Convention...

I put in 2 tickets for a Deep Purple concert...
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NejinOniwa

#419
May 03, 2008, 06:56:16 PM
You get an overdose of Ultraviolet radiation.




I put in a digital backup of my enormous ponytail...
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