The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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Kami-Tux

You get the first computer, which ran UNICS  spacewars is already started.

I put in a 8" floppy


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Smokey

You get an Altair 8800 with an 8" drive....and all the software written for it...plus a special altair linux version...

I put in a Sony 80mm dual-sided DVD-RW with R.I.P-linux on it
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Kami-Tux

You get a shiny Linux distro from the year 2048 on more than man-tall stack of dual-sided DVDs.

I put in a USB stick with one GB capacity.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Smokey

you get an enourmously elaborated LiveDistro on your USB-stick.....

I put in a fluffy penguin...
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Kami-Tux

Heh! Where am I, is this a vending machine, I just came out of?! *SQUAWK*!!!

I put in a fluffy FreeDOS whale.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Smokey

you get a real live-sized sperm-whale.....

I put in a KillDisk boot-cd...
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Dos

^you get a dead dos
inert the cops that are looking for Smokey
-Dos,
"...and these children that you spit on,
as they try to change their worlds are
immune to your consultations.  They\'re
quite aware of what they\'re going through...
                                       - David Bowie"
Well it nice to meet now i have to go now
speak softly but carry a big stick

today is a summer service day, today is a summer service day, lets all go together to the blue blue sea, beach volleyball smashing watermelons it\'ll be so much fun we\'ll never leave. heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh" *head bobbles like an idiot*
believe in me, who believes in you

Smokey

you get Peter R. the Vries... our very own Dutch crime-journalist slash crime-fighter...

I put in a Hi-Def plasma TV....
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Techno the fox

You get a Wiimote with a slightly torn wrist strap. (The bane of Plasma and LCD TVs everywhere)

I put in Angry German Kid's Keyboard.

NekOSaka

So two keys and a lot of broken plastic? Well you get, Unreal Tournament 7!

I wrap myself in a blanket, climb in, and get comphy in my new den... ZzZ ZzZ zZzZ.

Smokey

You get a bill of $900.- for living in a high-class appartment in a good neighbourhood.....

I put in an entire ghetto...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Dos

you get Gary Coleman as your superintendent.
inert myself go hand out with NekOSaka
-Dos, Meow
"...and these children that you spit on,
as they try to change their worlds are
immune to your consultations.  They\'re
quite aware of what they\'re going through...
                                       - David Bowie"
Well it nice to meet now i have to go now
speak softly but carry a big stick

today is a summer service day, today is a summer service day, lets all go together to the blue blue sea, beach volleyball smashing watermelons it\'ll be so much fun we\'ll never leave. heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh" *head bobbles like an idiot*
believe in me, who believes in you

Chazzie

The machine turns green, what with all the regurgitating of previously inserted items... And a jar of mayonnaise comes out with you.

I put in David Bowie.

Smokey

The machine goes into ëxplosive barf mode" due to insertion of last item and you get all the stuff in the world that has somthing to do with david bowie...

I put in a Belgian Waffle...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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VonDaab

Out comes the German Luftwaffle!

I put in Arnie, the Governator of California.