The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Exa]

You get all the safe for work fanart related to the manga in question.

I insert a pendrive with no data on it, other than a single, empty file called test.txt .

[Chocofreak13]

get back a floppy drive and 500 disks, all with copies of test.txt .

[svx]

You get back a divide-by-zero exception and a segmentation fault.  :<

I insert my favorite Pokeball and a pallet of old CRT monitors.  And a lit cigarette.  And a piece of string.  Also, some catnip.

Button pushi!

[Chocofreak13]

you get an apology card signed by me.

i rip out my spine and present the offering to the great and powerful vending machine.

[svx]

You get a CRT monitor!  It must've been one of mine that got stuck  :<

I put in:  three Snickers bars, a pint of gasoline, two brand new iPhones, an undelivered brown package from UPS, and some headphones.  What I get, what I get?!  :>

button pushi!!!!!!!!1111111

[Exa]

You get a garbage truck, holding all the items you put in, and more, much more.

I put in the rulebooks of various tabletop roleplaying games, along with about a dozen or so dice.

[Nichi]

Receive everything from "the biggest gaming store in New Hampshire*"
*Probably a single crate worth of stuff

Insert Weighted Companion Cube

[Exa]

You get a 16-ton weight.

I put in a broken gamepad.

[Chocofreak13]

get this gameboy.

insert the case of an apple I.

[Nichi]

Receive an Apple III

Insert Coca-Cola

[Exa]

You get a pig. (Explanation: the word "coca" (pronounced differently than the word used in Coca-Cola, though) is also an obscure hungarian word for "pig")

I put in an angel figure.

[Chocofreak13]

get an Angelic Layer.

insert Gatchapon.

[Nichi]

Receive UFO Catcher

Insert one of the fabled panty vending machines
Are those even real?

[Exa]

You get a washing machine filled with clean panties.

I put in a bottle of Nestea.

[svx]

The machine pops out a coffee filter, a bottle of water, and a bag of snowpeas  :>

I put in a bottle of Nestea, except I filled it with Windex and wrote Windex on the side with a marker because it's Windex///