The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Nichi]

Receive Left 4 Dead

Insert tired

[Chocofreak13]

get yawns that sound like jet engines.

insert sleepy kittens. -w-

[Nichi]

Receive cats running up walls like furry ninjas

Insert lemons

[Chocofreak13]

the machine catches on fire.

*sprays the machine with a fire extinguisher*

[Nichi]

Receive Colonel Roy Mustang's glove

Insert Alphonse Elric's suit of armor

[Chocofreak13]

a pile of kittens comes crawling out, carrying the sentient armour head of Alphonse on their backs.

past them, an Arbok slithers in, carrying its pokeball in the tip of its tail.

[Nichi]

Receive Team Rocket

I carefully insert an alien ant farm into the machine

[Chocofreak13]

a "HOO-HOOOO" is heard from the inner bowels of the machine. suddenly, michael jackson bursts out of the vend slot, in full smooth criminal gear.

he takes off his shoe and puts it back in the machine.

[Nichi]

The Monty Python foot comes back out and crushes MJ with the sound of a raspberry

I throw my mom's dead printer into the machine

[Chocofreak13]

the machine buckles slightly and barfs up ink a la noh face in spirited away.

*tosses some pepto bismol into the machine*

[Nichi]

Receive the Alka-Seltzer mascot, for some reason

Insert fresh orange

[Chocofreak13]

get orange juice as Asher Lev's family makes it, with the juice of one orange, half a glass of cold water, and a spoonful of sugar. (it actually sounds pretty good.)

insert the Cheers bar.

[Nichi]

Receive 7th Heaven (Tifa's bar from FF7)

Insert 7th Heaven (Shitty TV family drama that took forever to die)

[Chocofreak13]

get the entire primetime lineup from 1995.

insert the entire year 1906.

[Nichi]

Receive the 1880s

Insert chibi plush Hitler xD