The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Chocofreak13]

get vodka, whipped cream flavour.

insert russia-kun.

[Nichi]

Receive a how-to guide on dancing a Russian jig

Insert a year of awesomeness -w-

[Chocofreak13]

get the season of fail, which has been going for years now. -w- (it all started several summers ago when poor colleen tripped and fell when her foot fell asleep.....twice in one week.)

insert shoehorn.

[Nichi]

Receive foghorn

Insert Foghat

[Chocofreak13]

get blackhat.

insert hacker.

[Nichi]

Receive chat room yacker

Insert an MP3 of Weird Al's "It's All About The Pentiums"

[Chocofreak13]

recieve worn LP of Weird Al's Greatest Hits.

insert dirty laundry and a quarter.

[Nichi]

Receive clean laundry and a penny

Insert Alvin & the Chipmunks

[Chocofreak13]

get chipmunks roasted on an open fire, hot sauce dripping from their toes.

insert christmas parodies.

[Nichi]

Receive The Night Santa Went Crazy

Insert birthday cake

[Chocofreak13]

get sprinkles.

insert
rapid dave, speedy gonzalez's american cousin.

[Nichi]

Receive Roadrunner driving a Roadrunner

Insert a DVD of Inception

[Chocofreak13]

get chuck norris's fist coming out of the machine.

insert tentacles.

[Nichi]

Receive an "I've read enough hentai to know where this is going" joke

Insert taco

[Chocofreak13]

get choco!

insert random corpses.