The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Smokey]

ou get structural kindness...

I insert a can of Pringles Xtreme - Fiery Wasabi

[NejinOniwa]

You get a red, sentient caterpillar the size of your palm.



I insert all the icons on my desktop...

[Smokey]

You get a clean desktop...

I insert the do's and D'oh's of being a Springfieldian

[Chocofreak13]

you get, "mmmm, doughnuts *DRROOLLLLL*

[Smokey]

I insert popcorn...

BECAUSE CHOCOFREAK FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE MACHINE AND NOW IT'S PISSED...

[NejinOniwa]

You get a crappy Telesync movie rip on DVD.


I insert a complaint filed against the Admin Orange...

[Smokey]

You get exactly 476 grammes of paperwork to fill out in order to have your complaint reviewed by a committee...

I insert an efficient committee...

[NejinOniwa]

You get a boot to the head, and a note, saying:

Code Select Expand

Such a thing could not possibly exist, tick.



I insert a time machine...

[Chocofreak13]

you get sepositories CAUSE I'M SORRY I FORGOT JEEBUS O___O;

i insert lightning.

[NejinOniwa]

You get zapped.


I insert a Pikachu plushie.

[Smokey]

You get massively and horribly raeped by pokefans...

I insert FIRE® to kill it with...

[NejinOniwa]

You get a pissed-off Charmander, who's angry at your abusing his tail.
And his big brother Charizard.


I insert a fresh pile of smoking ash (har har har)...

[Smokey]

You get the contents of a 20 year old barbeque...

I insert Bratwurst

[NejinOniwa]

You get a smoking Ash Ketchum (OH LAWL THIS PUN IS SO FUNNY)


I insert tabac...

[Smokey]

The machine releases the Mysterious Blue Smoke©

I insert a random piece of electronics