The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

Started by Kami-Tux, December 29, 2007, 12:49:58 PM

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Cockleshell

I demand my proXhome hawt yuri back because this loli 3.1 isn't doing it for me

I insert 2KxNT yuri just for the hell of it
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

You get Gurochan.

*inserts Screw-Vis-tan*

NejinOniwa

You get a very dizzy Visbou on a carousel.



I insert said carousel...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

You get a centrifuge...

I insert a skyscraper... (not the building, a thing to scrape the sky with ^_^)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

You get blood and tears.

I insert food.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

You get the stuff food turns in to...

I insert a spacebar...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

You get a            

I insert a
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

You get a hole. It's very stretchy.

I insert something into the hole, which I then insert into the machine.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

You get hot yaoi...

i insert some "ice-cold sushi for breakfast"
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

You get a dead kitten. It's been burn marked with the text "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG".


I insert a pot of boiled pot...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

You get a bowl of STFU

I insert a mac.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

You get a pissed off Ronald McDonald

Added after 11 seconds:

I insert lag
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

You get 500 FPS, which your eyes cannot handle. You die.
I insert COFFEE
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

You get HTML TABLETS.


I insert demands for REVENGE FOR SHAMISEN!!!
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS