OS-tan theories and disscusion

Started by Bella, September 05, 2007, 06:34:57 PM

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NejinOniwa

Me liek.

Is it possible that that moonspeak rabble can be translated?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Siya

Every time I look at it, I'm either too tired or too busy to bother trying to translate it.  So, I'll just say no, it can't be translated.

I'll be really happy if somebody proves me wrong, though.

Smokey

That's why i still don't speak Japanese... :D
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Bella

Oh man...

*dusts off thread*

Hey, I just found out about a variation of Minix, called Minix-vmd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minix-vmd

I wonder, since this system is about twice as large as Minix, and can support virtual memory and X Window System...would a MinixVmd-tan be Minix-sensei's daughter/Linux-sama's step-sister? ^_^

And to C-Chan...Why I haven't inquired about this before, I don't know...but I saw your vector sketch of Unix-sama yesterday, and the thought occurred to me...what exactly is the meaning of that "C///" thingy on her left sleeve?

Smokey

Yeah, tell! tell!
Is it CIII as in C the programming language? (UNIX was written in high level programming language)...

or is it a reference to the directory/subdirectory capabilities?

Or, or......Just tell us, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase? I'm actually burning with curiosity here... :D
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Aurora Borealis

^Also, C programming language was created by Bell Labs!

Bella

QuoteYeah, tell! tell!
Is it CIII as in C the programming language? (UNIX was written in high level programming language)...

Quote^Also, C programming language was created by Bell Labs!

Yeah, this was the first thing a I figured; but then I wondered what the three slashes were; unless it is a reference to Unix using forward slashes in file directories instead of backslashes.

No thoughts on MinixVmd-tan, though? I should be one to talk, even I dunno what to think about her.

BTW, Smokey...I think your avi and my avi are having a staring contest or something. Haha.

Smokey

Quote from: "Bella"BTW, Smokey...I think your avi and my avi are having a staring contest or something. Haha.

LOL, yeah, House's stare in my avvi does creep me out sometimes :D
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Bella

QuoteLOL, yeah, House's stare in my avvi does creep me out sometimes

You know what it's time for?

OSC's FIRST ANNUAL STARING CONTEST!

Dr. House vs. VMS-sama!

VS
Fun facts, House once laser-precisely destroyed a tumor with his stare; as did he do the same with a patient who complained about his attitude. VMS-sama once took out 8 skiddies, 3 noobs, and 6 cr4zy sk1ll3d l33t h4ckors, at once!

And Unix-sama vs. Benjamin Linus !

VS

Ben, for those who don't know, is the crazy-like-a-fox hero and/or villain leader of the Others (on Lost). He once melted somebody into a pool of protoplasm by leering at them for mere seconds. Unix-sama has done the same...but also managed to put Slackware-chan into a coma for a week and a half after looking directly at her.

Ladies and gentleman, START YOUR STARING!


Oh and speaking of Lost, I finally discovered what the computers from the show are; apparently, they used a props resembling parts of the SAGE computer system for the mainframes (with IBM magnetic tape reels, ironically used in a station that was controlling a high level of electromagnetism).

And the microcomputer of doom is not a Commodore PET, but a modified Apple ][ with an Apple III monitor!

...So, blind woman with a rocket launcher and a farmer (SAGE-sama and Apple ][-tan) were in control of the world's fate for over 20 years. Perfect :P

Smokey

Well, in "Swordfish" the base kode for the worm used to raid the bank was stored on a PDP-10, so it would seem that the best way to keep stuff safe is to keep them stored on vintage machines wich only specialized l33t users can acces... :D

Added after 21 seconds:

And that's a lot of staring... ;010
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C-Chan

QuoteHey, I just found out about a variation of Minix, called Minix-vmd:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minix-vmd

I wonder, since this system is about twice as large as Minix, and can support virtual memory and X Window System...would a MinixVmd-tan be Minix-sensei's daughter/Linux-sama's step-sister?

Ehh,... why not?  I say there are not enough racoon girls roaming about.  ^.^

Course,... for an added twist,... why not make her a Tanuki?  ^___^

QuoteAnd to C-Chan...Why I haven't inquired about this before, I don't know...but I saw your vector sketch of Unix-sama yesterday, and the thought occurred to me...what exactly is the meaning of that "C///" thingy on her left sleeve?

I said elsewhere that that was a "U' with some mindless lines added above.  However, it would make more sense to make that a "C".  ^^

QuoteIs it CIII as in C the programming language? (UNIX was written in high level programming language)...

or is it a reference to the directory/subdirectory capabilities?

Or given the very interesting theories you've all presented, I would shoot back and say,... I dunno.
The point of it is, just like with the "decorations" on the UNIX staff, is to invite heated discussion and debate over their meaning.  UNIX-sama certainly isn't going to spoon-feed you by TELLING you,... that would be far too easy.  ^.^;

QuoteBen, for those who don't know, is the crazy-like-a-fox hero and/or villain leader of the Others (on Lost). He once melted somebody into a pool of protoplasm by leering at them for mere seconds. Unix-sama has done the same...but also managed to put Slackware-chan into a coma for a week and a half after looking directly at her.

Oh there's just no contest,... UNIX-sama is too darn cute to lose.  ^___^

*hears sound of incoming projectile approaching towards him*

Uh-oh... ^^;

Quote...So, blind woman with a rocket launcher and a farmer...

*BOOM*

Quote...(SAGE-sama and Apple ][-tan) were in control of the world's fate for over 20 years. Perfect :P

*C-chan pulls self out of rubble*

Aa sou sou,... that's a little better....
Not to say PET-chan isn't capable of controling the world, but,.... I mean,.... just look at her!  You can't find a button cuter than that!  ^o^

QuoteWell, in "Swordfish" the base kode for the worm used to raid the bank was stored on a PDP-10, so it would seem that the best way to keep stuff safe is to keep them stored on vintage machines wich only specialized l33t users can acces...  

Hence why VMS-sama is hacker-proof.  ^^;

*hears sound of incoming projectile approaching from another direction*

Oh,... COME.... ON!!  >__<

QuoteAnd that's a lot of staring...

*BOOM*

Smokey

*Sees C-Chan crawling out of rubble, again...*

Hmmmmm, roasted, just the way I like 'em... :D

*Walks over to Unix-sama and pats her on the back of her head*

Is there any meaning to that C///?!
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Bella

QuoteWell, in "Swordfish" the base kode for the worm used to raid the bank was stored on a PDP-10, so it would seem that the best way to keep stuff safe is to keep them stored on vintage machines wich only specialized l33t users can acces...  

Yeah, if everyone went back to using vintage computers and OSs, we wouldn't have half the problems we have today!

QuoteEhh,... why not? I say there are not enough racoon girls roaming about. ^.^

Course,... for an added twist,... why not make her a Tanuki? ^___^

Haha, I was wondering if she should be a racoon girl or not...but a tanuki-girl would be even better! :P

QuoteI said elsewhere that that was a "U' with some mindless lines added above. However, it would make more sense to make that a "C". ^^

I had always assumed it was a C ;)

QuoteOr given the very interesting theories you've all presented, I would shoot back and say,... I dunno.
The point of it is, just like with the "decorations" on the UNIX staff, is to invite heated discussion and debate over their meaning. UNIX-sama certainly isn't going to spoon-feed you by TELLING you,... that would be far too easy. ^.^;

Some things are better left unsaid and up to the viewer's imagination, eh?

QuoteOh there's just no contest,... UNIX-sama is too darn cute to lose. ^___^

But then again, Ben is a notorious mind-gamer as well (in one episode he psychologically tortured somebody using...of all things...a bunny), and is one of the few people who can summon the Island's power to his advantage.

Quote*hears sound of incoming projectile approaching towards him*

Uh-oh... ^^;

*BOOM*

LOCKE! NOOOOOOOOO!

(if you ever watch Lost, you may get this reference. Or not. Hawhaw!)

Quote*Walks over to Unix-sama and pats her on the back of her head*

Is there any meaning to that C///?!

C-Chan ain't gonna be the only one roasted if you keep that up O__O

Smokey

Quote from: "Bella"C-Chan ain't gonna be the only one roasted if you keep that up O__O

Meh, if i can handle pissed off cats near their kittens and aggressive Rotteilers, an intelligent adult like Unix-sama shouldn't be a problem...
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Bella

Oh noes, my staring contest ruined the thread! Either that, or it has been melted into a pool of bubbling protoplasm, as well.

Anyhoo....move over VMS-sama, there's another Shark fan in town!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SharpOS

Interesting notes: SharpOS is a kernel based entirely on the .NET and C# programming languages, both made by M$. But, WTF? It is entirely open source? I mean...WTF?! Isn't that like...trying to build a waterpark in the Gobi Desert? A tropical resort in Siberia? A nature preserve in downtown Hong Kong? An ice hotel in the fiery depths of hell? I mean...I kinda want to gag after reading about this project (the developers are all M$-huggers, as far as I can tell) O.o

What say you, OSC? Are we in need of a SharpOS-tan? All I know is that...
-she'd be young
-she'd be a blatant Microsoftie, while trying to keep the front of being a true FOSS crusader
-there is bound to be plenty of SharpOS-tan/VMS-sama shark humor