Strange Quotes

Galduke · March 08, 2007, 06:04:20 PM

QuoteHaving the "luck of the Irish" wouldn't be a good thing if you consider the potato famine.

Tsubashi · March 08, 2007, 10:14:52 PM

Quote from: "Yutaka"You know what I hate? Orphans! They're always so sad, and they just go around going "Pity Me! I have no Parents!...

That has to be the funniest way to end a date I've ever heard about! ^__^

CaptBrenden · March 09, 2007, 01:23:07 AM

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"well I cant be sure officer.. the speedometer stops at 120..."

Myrdin · March 11, 2007, 05:43:19 PM

"Okay, see? I make a compromise."
"That wasn't a compromise. That was a threat. You always get those confused."
-Lackadaisy

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-Mark Twain

"Only sick music makes money today."
-Nietzsche, concerning Wagner.

Laevatein · March 12, 2007, 03:39:44 AM

Quote from: "Anonymous"Japan will be underwater and will become a legend, a mystical land were wonderful animes were produce, but nobody will believe because archaeologists will just find remnants of Hentai in H.264.

CaptBrenden · March 12, 2007, 04:35:34 AM

QuoteTastey juice! Drink it, then convert it to pee!

NejinOniwa · March 12, 2007, 05:15:50 PM

QuoteÃ¢â,¬Å"Well, I would wager my hat on it...if i had one.Ã¢â,¬Â

QuoteÃ¢â,¬Å"Get up here bloody immediately, or I swear IÃ¢â,¬â,,¢ll bloody transform you into a bloody dolphin or something!Ã¢â,¬Â

Rythan, the pervmage exclusive, delivers.

Quote"Well, I'm like Schindler too! I also made shells for the nazis...except mine worked!!!"

Mr. Burns get the completely wrong idea about things.

Quote"I am about five million times smarter than you," said Marvin. "I'll show you. Pick a number."
"Er, five," said the mattress.
"Wrong," answered Marvin. "See?"

Quote"Ah, I didn't think about that!" Says god and disappears in a puff of logic.

And as always we totally love Douglas Adams.

Laevatein · March 14, 2007, 02:20:48 AM

Quote from: "Inshes"Flat chested girls are awwwwwright because when you hug them, they're closer to your heart.

Gummster · March 15, 2007, 04:55:09 AM

QuoteÃ¢â,¬Å"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for witÃ¢â,¬Â
Ã¢â,¬Å"Thou hath been Pwnd!Ã¢â,¬Â

CaptBrenden · March 15, 2007, 12:36:05 PM

QuoteSure its a one and a million shot, but youll never beat the odds if you never take it...

NejinOniwa · March 15, 2007, 02:22:10 PM

Quote- One in nine-hundred thousand? No, that won't work at all, then we're screwed. It's GOT to be one in a million.
- Then we'll just have to MAKE it one in a million...

Gummster · March 28, 2007, 05:21:10 PM

QuoteKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil!
Sic transit gloria mundi

NejinOniwa · March 29, 2007, 04:13:18 PM

And guess who just got a new screen name!

Also, a new quote...

Quote from: "Tucker"I just wanted to say, I've got a hardwire you can use. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

Kami-Tux · March 30, 2007, 07:30:33 AM

Everything reminds Milton Friedman of the money supply. Everything reminds me of sex, but I try to keep it out of my papers.
--Robert Solow, Economist

NejinOniwa · March 30, 2007, 02:15:28 PM

Quote from: "Nejin Oniwa, 14 years old"You see all those holes in the roof there? *points* Those are all surveillance cameras, and they just filmed all the stupid stuff you just did. Good job!

The above was said to a not-so-bright classmate, who actually believed it and got seriously mad at me before she got the fact that it was a joke. That took about 5 minutes.