Strange Quotes

[CaptBrenden]

No cat ever gave anyone a strait awnser.

for the best seat in the house, youll have to move the cat

[Laevatein]

For me, video games should be as long as a girl's skirt. That is, long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.

[Tsubashi]

--640k ought to be enough for anyone.

--A lot of what you've seen here goes to show, that we really think that OS/2 is the Operating System of the 90's

--I've allways seen Internet Explorer
as an operating system upgrade. We could have called Internet
Explorer 3.0 'Windows 96,' but because of the state of the market
at that time we called it a browser.

[Laevatein]

Not really a thought-proviking quote, but what the hell...

I summon all the Church of Desuââ,¬â,,¢s crusaders to vote anti-Eva to avenge the death of our goddessââ,¬Â¦

Avenge St. Sui!!!!

[CaptBrenden]

o_o they better not be talking about evangeline-san -_- Id have to bring the might of the space marines against them.  


"a open mind is like a fortress with its unbared and unguarded"

[Laevatein]

In fact they were... nonetheless Eva still won her match. Now it's Fate Testarossa Vs Yuki Nagato... oh the pain...

Actually, since Wedge Antilles > Carriers, and Carriers = Instant win, then it should be Wedge Antilles > Instant win. He's just that good XD

[Tsubashi]

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
-- Albert Einstein

I think and think for months, for years; 99 times the conclusion is wrong, but the hundredth it is right.
-- Albert Einstein

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken

[CaptBrenden]

In fact they were... nonetheless Eva still won her match.

then all is right in the world.

"pain is weakness leaving the body"

~USMC

[Tsubashi]

God's in his heaven, all's right with the world.
-- Pippa

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Kasspe

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein

[Laevatein]

Although the "Desu-tards" there are still quite rabid about the matter...

-Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

-Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

[Kami-Tux]

Code Select Expand

var
 shit: integer;


me in a program, which code, I had to hand in for a competition.Yes, I named a variable in a procedure shit, and yes, people later saw that.

[Laevatein]

?Code?

Facts are the enemy of truth.

Instant gratification takes too long.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

[CaptBrenden]

Power corrups, and absolute power corrups absolutly

[Laevatein]

The best line I've seen since forever:

God Saves Sinners.... And redeems them for cash and prizes

[CaptBrenden]

"forgiveness is between bin laden and god... we are here to arrange the meeting"

~US Marines