Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

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NejinOniwa

#510
March 12, 2008, 10:55:19 AM
NO.

Unless I had a time machine, went back and raepd my grandmother, which is gross.

So, no.

And that way, couldn't i just as easily be my OWN father?
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Smokey

#511
March 12, 2008, 11:00:08 AM
No you kould have a son and a brother at the same time, but then you will be in vyolation of Kode 67539-56/rm32 wich will lead to a kastration by spoon without anasthetiks

could a table-fan propel a small plane?
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NejinOniwa

#512
March 12, 2008, 11:02:07 AM
If it was a paper plane...maybe.




Could a mug of tea propel a spaceship?
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Smokey

#513
March 12, 2008, 11:05:10 AM
well probably but i think it would short out most of the warp-reaktors in use today...

Should we ask Spock for some help on this then?
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NejinOniwa

#514
March 12, 2008, 11:08:25 AM
Nonono, NO! We only need...42. CALL ME MISTER ADAMS, IMMEDIATELY!!!




Do you happen to have a towel with you?
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Smokey

#515
March 12, 2008, 11:10:50 AM
no but ai do have this piece of super absorbant sand-paper handie...

are we just that fast or did teh rest of teh world just slow down that much?
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NejinOniwa

#516
March 12, 2008, 01:26:35 PM
Our bandwidth is OVER 9000!!!!![/i]



How does OLX console work anyway?
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Smokey

#517
March 12, 2008, 01:36:23 PM
Pffffft...Everyone knows that you kan only pwn t3h w0rld wit a VAX...

Have you been playing with that guy from the crab nebula again?
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NejinOniwa

#518
March 12, 2008, 02:26:31 PM
No sir, I've been using the crab nebula as a weapon, sir. *pfft* HIT THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!



But what is the point...of a weak point?
*ba-doom-dish*
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NekOSaka

#519
March 14, 2008, 08:48:17 AM
Because robots need weak knees.

Why don't you give gerbini a hug?

Smokey

#520
March 14, 2008, 09:19:59 AM
I cant, because my arms don't support such operations....

How deeply purple IS Deep Purple?....
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NekOSaka

#521
March 14, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
Not purply enough. Purple ftw.

Is the tween good or bad?

Smokey

#522
March 14, 2008, 09:25:06 AM
Not as good as twain wich isnt as good as the hardware it is enabling, but better than the software it has to run on...

Could a speech both suck and blow at teh same time?
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NekOSaka

#523
March 14, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
Like a black hole.

What happen if you multiply by zero?

Smokey

#524
March 14, 2008, 11:19:35 AM
Nothing! It will show zero...But if you divide by Zero, Null, Nought or any other form of teh 0, your Kalculater will x-pload......

BWT....Can you overclock a calculator?
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