Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[zjhentohlauedy]

your not anymore.

why does water flow?

[Gummster]

It's not, it's running away from the beermakers

Why won't the environmentalists leave me alone?

[Acher13]

coz they like you. ^^

why am i so hungry?

[Xeon]

Because Venus isn't in perfect alignment with Jupiter and Pluto which has created a black hole in your stomach

Why do Cows moooo

[zjhentohlauedy]

because their trying to spell out the letter M.


what are those little things that you see sparkling when something happens to your eyes

[Acher13]

its actually fairy CE. in her cosplay of twinklebell (from disney's peterpan, i forgot how to spell). she testing if you're suitable to go into the os-tan world.

if i said i've been there, will you believe?

[Gummster]

How could I?

Where's teh Chinese guy going?

[Acher13]

south pole, thats no chinese guy.. its me.

what i wanna do there? (south pole)

[zjhentohlauedy]

get some mutant penguin slaves who can make computer software for you.

what are your goals in life?

[UltZero]

Epic battle, win, etc.

What is the circumference of an apple pie?

[zjhentohlauedy]

42 bloody goodness.

what is the center of the earth made of?

[NewYinzer]

It doesn't matter. According to reputable sources (TV), Shiva is at the center of the earth, controlling everything.

How do you get rid of hippies on your lawn?

[zjhentohlauedy]

make peas.

are you JUNK?

[CaptBrenden]

I AM NOT JUNK!! *shoots feathers at you*


What is the square root of cherry pie?

[zjhentohlauedy]

its indeterminable because cherry pies have round roots.


what kind of creature are you?