Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

Bella · April 22, 2007, 03:35:17 PM

Waaaaaayyyyy too many.

How do I ward off banshees?

zjhentohlauedy · April 22, 2007, 07:54:28 PM

just chant,

Shee bans! Shee Bans! oh baby, yeah she moos! She Moos! I go Crazy...

Why is the sun so glowy?

Gummster · April 22, 2007, 08:26:14 PM

Because of the giant light pulp in the middle.

Where did Figaro really go?

Kami-Tux · April 23, 2007, 04:00:24 AM

He used Windows... *looks innocently*

How can a Tux only armed with a spear take over the world?

Bella · April 23, 2007, 09:31:33 AM

Cause he so darn cute! Plus, he has the backing of Al Gore, who really loves those cold-weather creatures.

Why is the Windows logo red, green, blue and yellow?

NejinOniwa · April 23, 2007, 02:50:17 PM

Why, cuz' there are so many creatures' blood on it so they're all colors of the damn spectra...

...damn commercialist bastards.

How many eyepatches do you have, then, HUH?!

zjhentohlauedy · April 23, 2007, 05:22:41 PM

i gots 4! two for my regular eyes and two for my spirit eyes, i just like taking them off and never putting them on!

Who is the Turkey?

Gummster · April 23, 2007, 05:35:35 PM

'Tis I. Atlast my true identity is reviled prepare for your doom!

Who is the KFC guy?

zjhentohlauedy · April 23, 2007, 05:47:21 PM

the kfc guy is a kernel from the very old days of war with chicken. he faught the chickens bravely and made them into damn good chicken!

Who would win The KFC guy or the Mcdonalds Guy

Gummster · April 23, 2007, 05:53:49 PM

Neither, Buddha would intervene and win.

Who would win? God or Allah?

zjhentohlauedy · April 23, 2007, 06:05:31 PM

neither as well, buddha still kicks butt!

What is fire? and why is it hot?

NejinOniwa · April 24, 2007, 03:22:36 AM

It is collective anger and jealousy out of people who can't be as awesome, bishi or generally superior as other folks, reacting with thar oxygen and burning. And it's hot because...well, it's fire, duh!

Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?

Exa · April 24, 2007, 07:03:05 AM

The chicken doesn't have enough time for it, because it is watching Lucky Star now! XD

Imagine that some crazy people call a crusade against anime. What would you do?

Gummster · April 24, 2007, 07:21:13 AM

I'd grab my sword and they should be prepared. With actions come consequences, and their actions brought a whole lot baaad consequences.

Who is Buddhas mother?

Bella · April 25, 2007, 10:40:20 AM

A very enlightened woman.

How is a universe made?