/OSC/ Skypetable - Terrible Fanfic Round Robin

[Chocofreak13]

here is the thread where we plan to get together and read terrible 'fics together. if we plan enough, perhaps we can assign parts to a particular 'fic, record ourselves reading our lines, and then edit them together for youtube.

post here about the terrible 'fic reading, to suggest a particular 'fic, or to campaign for a particular part in a 'fic.
basic requirements:
- webcam
- microphone
- ability to read

[Bella]

If you need an ambiguously Upper Midwestern or vaguely Rhode Island-to-Long Island sounding reader, I'm your person. owo

[NejinOniwa]

I have recently gotten confirmation on the fact that I can speak scottish. By a scottish person. Soooooo...yeah. Another one for the list...

Actually it's been some time since I practiced reading things aloud for people, so this would be nice to do.

[Chocofreak13]

Normal
British
Russian
Demonic
Little Girl
Harley Quinn

assign all these roles out and they are the parts i can play. (i can potentially play an "older" voice too, though i'll need to practice.) -w-
though, if we do video, i'ma need to buy speedy a cooling pad. :0

[Nichi]

My voice range includes:

- Normal
- British
- Girl (needs work)

It'd be tricky if I want to join, though. I'd need enough notice to migrate 2k to grandma's office; for best connection and least mom interference

[NejinOniwa]

An attempt to comprehensively list my various english modes, I suppose.
-Some sort of generic american-ish
-Texan
-Scottish
-Posh british/oxford
-something like a londoner
-gandalf
-fab 5
-baguette
-perestroika
-surströmming
-perkele
-kraut
-yarr
-nejin's mystery box

As far as my voice range goes and how I can use those accents...
Gods. Too many options. Suffice to say I can probably not do an authentic girl voice - at least, I think it sounds wrong - but the rest is just fair game. Singing a lot makes you good at this stuff.

[Chocofreak13]

if we go racist i can do asian.

@nej: you can assume the voice of a fish? :0

[NejinOniwa]

Blub blub blub.

But no, just like Baguette indicates frenchie accent, Surströmming indicates the typical swede.

[Chocofreak13]

so Perkele is Finnish?

[NejinOniwa]

JA VITTU

[Chocofreak13]

wtf is Kraut then?

also, have we picked a fic' yet?

[Nichi]

I know I've already claimed my own story, The Return of Jamie, for a dramatic reading, so no-go on that one.

Maybe we could do the terrible Zelda fanfic I wrote and posted in Scrap Paper the other day?

[NejinOniwa]

wtf is Kraut then?

also, have we picked a fic' yet?

Lol? Kraut is kraut. Is there any need for debate on this?

As for readings, it's probably better to find the works of other people - in the interests of keeping things civil and whatnot.

[Nichi]

Hm. I'd say My Immortal, but that's way too overdone. Can anyone think of any other legendary bad fanfics we could do?

[NejinOniwa]

Legendary bad is probably not a good idea either - best take something somewhat obscure that everyone hasn't heard of already.