Forum Game: Completely True Facts

[alfonso_rd_30]

It is scientifically impossible for Poncho Rodríguez to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

[Chocofreak13]

"Vincent Valentine has 3 knees on each leg." (....what?)
"The last digit of pi is Deidara. He is the end of all things." (this is fucking awesome, suddenly Deidara is Shiva and i worship him. xD)
"Sanji actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover." (well alright. -w-)

[Nichi]

"Asagi has two speeds. Walk, and Kill"
(My laptop took a level in badass after I moved to Linux Mint)

"2k-tan used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, 2k-tan killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy"
(I never knew she played baseball)

[Chocofreak13]

"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Naruto is on."
(protecting us all. -w-)

"Sasuke invented all 32 letters of the alphabet."
(this is counting scandinavian letters)

"After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Gaara with a handshake. The rest is history."
(okay i don't get this one. .__.; )

[LeaflameSD]

"The square root of Saseko is pain. Do not try to square Saseko, the result is death."
(What the fuck? xD)

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Saseko once swallowed a turtle whole, and when she crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
(OK...)

"Saseko puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people."
(That's awesome."

[Chocofreak13]

"When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Ciel."
(oh hell yes. xDD)

"Sebastian can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
(i totally habeeb it :0 )

"Tsukasa had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."
(lolwut)

[Nichi]

"Some kids pee their name in the snow. Sabin can pee his name into concrete"
(Well, this is the guy who can pick up a train and spike it into the ground)

"What was going through the minds of all of Terra's victims before they died? Her shoe"
(A little out of character for her)

"Kefka is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down. "
(I LOL'd)

[stewartsage]

Gendou Ikari was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that J. Nathan McDonald didn't kill you in your sleep.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. J. Nathan McDonald likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

During the Vietnam War, J. Nathan McDonald allowed itself to be captured. For torture, they made it eat its own entrails. He asked for seconds.

[LeaflameSD]

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Sasuke will find you and kill you.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Sasuke.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Sasuke and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[Chocofreak13]

"Sanji has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way."
"Deidara CAN believe it's not butter." (lolwut)
"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Vincent Valentine was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep." (FUCK YEAH)

[LeaflameSD]

"Deidre Jackson grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. "
(lolwat)

"In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly was because they knew Spispopd was coming."
(spispopd is a Doom code)

[Chocofreak13]

"There is no such thing as global warming. Naruto was cold, so he turned the sun up."
(hey, this goes with our current debate!)

"In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Sasuke turned that wine into beer."
(well okay. xD)

"Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Gaara while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."
(sand + water = bad idea)

[alfonso_rd_30]

Poncho Rodríguez describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

Poncho Rodríguez can delete the Recycling Bin.

The chief export of Poncho Rodríguez is Pain.

Staring at Poncho Rodríguez for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

In a tagteam match, Poncho Rodríguez was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Poncho Rodríguez has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Poncho Rodríguez. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

What many people don't know is Poncho Rodríguez is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Poncho Rodríguez can touch this.

Poncho Rodríguez recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Poncho Rodríguez come off without a hitch.

Poncho Rodríguez never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Poncho Rodríguez once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Poncho Rodríguez.

Poncho Rodríguez was expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Poncho Rodríguez does not swim. This is because when Poncho Rodríguez enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Poncho Rodríguez simply walks across the pool floor.

The Poncho Rodríguez military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Poncho Rodríguez could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Poncho Rodríguez smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Poncho Rodríguez's personal chef.

Poncho Rodríguez was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Poncho Rodríguez walks.

Google won't search for Poncho Rodríguez because it knows you don't find Poncho Rodríguez, he finds you.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Poncho Rodríguez with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Poncho Rodríguez cannot be in two places at the same time.

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Poncho Rodríguez."

[Nichi]

"JonTron smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is JonTron's personal chef"

"Egoraptor doesn't open a can of whoopass. He makes his own"

"If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Linkara hears it. Linkara can hear everything. Linkara can hear the shrieking terror in your soul"

[Chocofreak13]

"Ciel plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."
(because he's fancy like that)

"Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Sebastain can throw Brett Favre even further."

"Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Tsukasa beats all 3 at the same time."
(yup. -w-)