Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"Brain feels like omelet"
- Me, after I got home today

"Metal is metal"
- Me, being random

"Tool World sounds like a level in a Mario game"
- Me, at Lowe's

[Chocofreak13]

tool world in mario world could likely consist of multiple things:

-mario deals with the hammer brothers
-mario deals with guys who are tools
-mario goes to the hardware store

[Bella]

"The world is my bunker!"

[Nichi]

"Take your cat; it ate my sweater"

"They can't read my bunker place"

[Chocofreak13]

"can i punch youtube"
"please"

EDIT:
"he turns into some weird THING when he gets excited!"
-Lum Invader, Urusei Yatsura

[Nichi]

"Suggestive sun. No!"

[Bella]

In response to a ridiculous case of a woman suing Apple for $1,000,000 over breaking her nose when she walked into a glass Apple Store door:

Me: "This proves that the average Apple user has the intelligence of a bird!"
Dad: *Nearly chokes on his cereal*

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS A JOKE. I KNOW COMPUTER CHOICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A PERSON'S INTELLIGENCE, TASTES, SOPHISTICATION, EDUCATION, ET CETERA.

[Nichi]

Nice one, Bella XDD

"Oh crap; spiders can't fly!"

[Chocofreak13]

@bella: this makes me depressed to know what sort of intelligence the average PC user has. and optimistic about what the average Linux user's intelligence is. :3

[stewartsage]

"My Little Pony, I used to wonder what coup de main could be, myyyyy little pony, until the Soviets toppled our existing government, nationalized industry, and began a program of wealth/land redistribution!"

[Bella]

@bella: this makes me depressed to know what sort of intelligence the average PC user has. and optimistic about what the average Linux user's intelligence is. :3

PC users run a spectrum of intelligence, just like any other demographic.

Linux users are split between normal people who use Linux because they find it works better for them, and eggheaded hipsters who want to "stick it to the man" by using such a l33t 0S.

"My Little Pony, I used to wonder what coup de main could be, myyyyy little pony, until the Soviets toppled our existing government, nationalized industry, and began a program of wealth/land redistribution!"

My Little Bolshevik?

[NejinOniwa]

COMRADE IS KOLDOVSTVO

[NejinOniwa]

There are invisible drunk drivers on the road.

[Bella]

"That should be the slogan of Maine: I've Given Up Being Socially Acceptable."
-Me, on Mainer preppers. Aaaaayup.

[Nichi]

@Nej: Drunken ninjas on the road? Awesome >:3
@Bella: Sounds like Maine is the perfect state for me, then xD

[10:02:29 PM] Me: I can't fit this damn rabbit in my mouth! >_<