Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"Some things just shouldn't smell like things. Like how nothing should smell like dishwater and nothing should smell like a public bathroom. of course, it'd be worse if your dishwater smelled like a public bathroom."

-me

"Ah, Little fishbreath....."

-me again

[8:40:19 PM] chocofreak887: dyslexia ftw~!

[5:22:48 PM] chocofreak887: a bunch of people just came here o__o

[4:26:24 PM] Rodney Grimes: My cat = Dalek :3

EDIT:

"this isn't something to be solved by foot."

take two:

"this isn't something to be solved by food."

[Nichi]

"My eyes are soda, yo!"

"Today's moment of "I make myself look like a dumbass" has been brought to you by the letter I and the number 7"
-Me

[Chocofreak13]

"when you do a girl properly, you'll hear it."

-misheard tv commercial

[Nichi]

"Why do they call them apples if they don't taste like Apple Jacks?"

"It's Robo Kool-Aid Man!"

[Bella]

[In reply to dead baby joke about babies being snatched and eaten by bald eagles]

"I didn't say the eagles were going to EAT the babies they snatch! I meant they were going to raise the babies as their own! Some kids are raised by wolves, some are raised by eagles, and some are raised by bears. The ones who are raised by bears grow up to be Russian people."

[Nichi]

"I think I'll eat my imagination"

"Nothing says that you're a group of brave heroes quite like running from an army of space chickens"

"I like to cook things on my laptop"

[Chocofreak13]

"If he loves you, he'll let you have your way. :3"

-me, to my cousin in regard to her wedding (though idk if i said it or thought it)

"A husband just wants to see his wife....UNDER THE WHEELS OF HIS CAR! And, a convenience store UNEXPECTEDLY OPENS A DRIVE THRU!!!"

-Tru TV's Most Daring

[Nichi]

"Aliens had a hand in creating Pawn Stars"

"I'm making lies"
- Me, while baking a cake

[Chocofreak13]

what was heard: "Once you're hooked on hardcore porn, you never leave."
what was said: "Once you're hooked on hardcore pawn, you never leave."

[Nichi]

"Vlad the Impaler wasn't a complete monster who took pleasure in the suffering of others; he was just an innocent guy who took home security very seriously"

[Chocofreak13]

(if i could like that on facebook, i would.)


Chocofreak887 10:23 pm
    like picture the crew of digimon.

mel clark 10:23 pm
    *starts giggling at the thought*

EDIT: at pentium's request, the full conversation:

mel clark 10:15 pm
    did you see the link I put on fb to the picture that I called a good reason to re watching Tegami Bachi?

Chocofreak887 10:21 pm
    now i did -w-

mel clark 10:22 pm
    lol

Chocofreak887 10:22 pm
    only one thing to say:
    i'd tap that.
    -w-

mel clark 10:22 pm
    xDDD

Chocofreak887 10:22 pm
    heh
    but it's true, he's pretty damn hot in that. >w<

mel clark 10:22 pm
    oh yes

Chocofreak887 10:22 pm
    but then, most anime boys are in that type of outfit. it's great. ^^
    just picture the other guys of tegami bachi in that!

mel clark 10:23 pm
    *0*

Chocofreak887 10:23 pm
    ikrite?
    it works for other series, too.
    like picture the crew of digimon.

mel clark 10:23 pm
    *starts giggling at the thought*

Chocofreak887 10:23 pm
    am i right?

mel clark 10:23 pm
    well of course

Chocofreak887 10:24 pm
    ^^
    hm
    now i kind of want to draw some of my favourite anime boys in schoolboy outfits....

mel clark 10:24 pm
    xDD

[NejinOniwa]

"Vlad the Impaler wasn't a complete monster who took pleasure in the suffering of others; he was just an innocent guy who took home security very seriously"

Fun thing is, that's the truth. He was one of the most badass (and skilled) military commanders ever, pulling off magnificent feats like beating an ottoman army of 75k with his own 25k army, slaughtering most of them and losing nearly none of his own troops. The whole "vlad the impaler" thing is Bohemian/Austrian (or HRE general) propaganda against him, for the act he did AFTER the famous Night Raid: filling Wallachia (Not Transsylvania!), his homeland, with the staked corpses of the 50k turks he'd killed with his 25k badass riders, inspiring such fear in the +100k ottoman army that came to attack him after that THEY ALL. RAN. AWAY. BACK TO TURKEY.

25000 wallachians and one Vlad II
vs
~200000 turks
Outcome: ~3000 wallachians dead
                ~Over 50000 turks dead
               All ottoman forces repelled

FUCKING BADASSMASTER, VLAD II DRACULA.

[Chocofreak13]

[12:45:44 AM]PentiumMMX: Not sure if my penis is USB compatible or not

[NejinOniwa]

Quick! Make a wish and blow out the candles! Which is easy, because there are ZERO CANDLES!!!

Oh pinkie. <3

[Bella]

"If I'm ever in charge of a lawn-care company, I'm naming it Lawn Order"