Forum Game: Context Quote

[Exa]

"Camels are no longer classified as ships."
Age of Empires II HD, Patch version 4.4 notes.

[Chocofreak13]

"I'M AFRAID OF THESE ORPHANS."
-JonTron

[Nichi]

"I keep several bottles of [Crystal Pepsi]...in my pants"
- Cinema Snob (AT4W: The Movie)

"I know what I want for Christmas--oh fuck me"
- Joel

[Pitkin]

"It's the first time in my life I've been compared to a sex toy."

[Nichi]

Can't say I've had that happen ^^;

"I have to use Robotnik's penis to shoot Dodongos at Link"
- Vinny

"This is like trying to use a screwdriver with oven mitts"
- " "

"...and this is where orange juice grows on trees"
- Lil (Rugrats)

[Exa]

"-What do you need to smoke for such a description?
-Creativity."
A friend of mine wondered about a parodistic comment on anime characters, so I gave him the first idea which came into my head.

[Chocofreak13]

"Alright, I'm gonna get really close to the crack, okay?"
-a friend of mine

*settler leans against wall*
*head is on other side of metal plating above wall*
*only body is visible*
"...Are you okay?"
"I am concerned about this person!"
-Steve, Me

"I can't wait till you have a body so I can slap you in the face."
-Steve, about Curie

[LeaflameSD]

"why did i click that at school"
me just now
like, literally

[Exa]

"Because history is full of spoilers."
Me, commenting on why am I not watching too many TV shows about history.

[Nichi]

@Exa:
"We were in the theater, on the edge of our seats, wondering 'what's going to happen to the Titanic?'"
- Something I watched years ago -w-;;

"Stop dying, Vinny; it's bad for you"
- Someone in the chat, to Vinny (Vinesauce)

[Bella]

"You shouldn't be encouraging a room full of CS students to do coke!"

[Pitkin]

"I have managed to craft items that are both impractical and fragile!"

[Nichi]

"That's the beauty of the Cinema Snob: even when it's a TV variety show for families, it's still porn"
- The Cinema Snob

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Raspberry Pi?"
- My phone's autocomplete

"I went Super Saiyan and Falcon Punched my friend in the face, and now he's not brainwashed anymore!"
- Me, on Power Rangers Megaforce

"If she turns her wheelchair into a train by Christmas, I think she'll be alright"
- A quack of a doctor (Phelous: Magic Gift of the Snowman)

[Pitkin]

"My first shower in French!"

[Exa]

"Falcon Punch Man"
Discussing anime and Super Smash Bros. next to each other = bad idea.