Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"Well that young man bought himself about a decade of detention."
-Principal Dondalinger, The Simpsons

[Nichi]

"YOU'RE INSIDE ME"
- Me, to Kari

"Newfound yaoi powers"
- Me

"Well it is Florida.
Old people are dangerous this time of the year."
- someone on Reddit

"This is why we can't have Ness things. If I'm unable to get anything, I'm gonna Lucina my mind."
- someone on Reddit

"Ben's Junk may be an acquired taste the first time, but once you get used to it...  "
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"It sounds like he's screaming 'LIBERATE BANANAS'"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

god this series is fucking hilarious when you don't give it context.

[stewartsage]

Just thinking about sausage
-Pent

[Nichi]

"MAGIC MELONS"
- Me, to Stew

"I don't want to solve this with violence, but I really want to punch you in the face"
- Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning)

[Chocofreak13]

"I hope there's a coat for every encounter."
-Deadbones, UR Live

[Nichi]

"Someone will put it in the dishwasher, turning it into a giant Tesla coil"
- Me

"I mixed up "donkey kong" and "king kong" and accidentally said "kinky dong" to my parents today"
- Someone on Tumblr

"Today, we're going to use the technology at our disposal to answer one simple question: what makes a Furby tick?"
- Chris Pirillo

"I'm fighting a giant STD"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"There's plenty of reasons to whip out your dick over this dinosaur movie"
- Cinema Snob

"Bitch I warned you about forest fires!"
- Me, impersonating Smokey the Bear

"My mother had been 37 for 10 years"
- Trunks (Dragon Ball Z Abridged: The History of Trunks)

[Nichi]

"It can't be bargained with.  It can't reasoned with.  But you can fuck it"
- The Cinema Snob

"They can't put stuff on TV that isn't real!"
- Tommy (Rugrats)

[Exa]

"How about princesses kidnapping dragons?"
- Me, while wondering about fairy tale cliches

[Chocofreak13]

that would actually make for an interesting story, a princess kidnapping dragons for their scales (either for magical properties, for armour, or because they're pretty). neighboring kingdom recieves request from dragon god to stop her. call it Princess Poacher.

[Nichi]

That would make for an interesting story, yes :3

"Susie was crying with password sound about lollipop"
- Excerpt from Rugrats Wiki (I'm not sure if this counts as Engrish, or what)

"gave them some treats for being such goo doggies"
"GOO DOGGIES"
- Kari, Me

"HORROR KIDS MAFIA"
- Best genre of movies, via an eBay lot

[Exa]

"He just Sonic'd away"
- A rather brainfart-y term I had in my head while trying to say "spindash".

[Chocofreak13]

"Fox News is ATTACKED!? When we report THE TRUTH!?"
-Bill O'Reilly

EDIT: "It's a Swiss Army Vagina!"
-Redditor

EDITEDIT:

"In a TV interview, I once heard a PhD say that his mom introduces him as, "a doctor, but not the kind of doctor that helps people."
-Redditor

[Nichi]

"TREE NIPPLES"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"Yeah, this is one of those "kid learns their first bit of fucking profanity" episodes"
- Me, on an episode of Rugrats

"That would be nice; instead of feeling like I need to dump $2k+ into the fanciest dress, jewelry, gloves, makeup, hairdo, and perfume just to watch a preformance of Spamalot or Rugrats: A Live Adventure -w-;;;"
- Me

"One man's meat is mightier than the sword."
- Pit

[Bella]

"Naked ladies, theremin music
This is so [Bella] it hurts"