Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"...or they really do like to...ping their server to books on hacking ^^;;"
- Me, to Bella

"They probably should have spent more time figurine out how to defeat their enemies instead of making ancient ninja electric guitars"
-Linkara (History of Power Rangers)

"Every jump is a new hell"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"I'm so awesome that the universe has to turn to shit to cope with it"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"STOP BEING ASSHOLES! I KNOW I CAN TEACH YOU WITH MY BULLETS!"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"...and thus, Ross Scott can rest easy; knowing that even though it took him 7 years to finish Freeman's Mind, he still finished it before Half-Life 3 came out"
- Me

"That's just not right"
"No shit, Sherlock"
- Fuuka, Me

[Chocofreak13]

"Love is having a face full of boob and all you care about is that you can hear her heartbeat."
-Steve

"You take off her bra just so you can rub her back...."
-Steve, on another boob-related quote he came up with

[Nichi]

"We tried coffee. It tasted like coffee"

[Chocofreak13]

"Like I was sayin ' to (Bella), 'Either that's Kari or there's a drug deal goin' down...either way, let's check it out!'"
-Stew, on seeing my car

[Nichi]

"the warm winds of summer blow out of her"
- Kari

[Gui55]

"When a door is slammed shut, two windows shatter on the same wall."
- A quote for Mother Nature I thought of last night

[Chocofreak13]

"She's Always Trying to Turn Me Canadian, But I Love Her Anyways."
-Steve's Skype Status About Me

[Nichi]

"It's rare that you leave a gay porn, and the phallic object you want in your mouth literally is a hot dog"
- The Cinema Snob

"positive Tiefling Bard from a local street gang who is downright racist towards living skeletons"
- from a D&D character generator

"Lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named Frank with a trash can"
- someone on Tumblr

"Doesn't Raptor Jesus digivolve into Godzilla?"
"dunno. RJ could also be GZ's mega evolution."
- Me, Kari

"nothing like a commercial admitting why people REALLY go to support groups
free coffee and donuts"
- Kari

"You know what's bullshit? Cow manure"
- Me

"I gotta hang up. We're looking for Lesbians in a Shed."
-Commercial, Just Now (via Kari)

"This sandwich makes me want to throw a bear into space"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"I AM THE FUCKING SKY DEMON!!!!"
-Molly, right after killing 11 people at once by just saying the word

[Nichi]

"You actually go faster by holding your penis"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"Fat Boobies and the Desktop Stripper
...which putting those together sounds like a really bad erotic novel"
- Me

"It's like watching MTV, but slightly more underwhelming."
- Someone on YouTube

"INSIDE IS VERY DANGER - DO NOT OPEN OR WE ALL DEATH"
- Sign (Le Fantabulous Game)

[Chocofreak13]

"I thought that said Butt Slut."
-Arty, on a piece of artwork in the student gallery at Massart (it actually said "Be Soft")

[Nichi]

"we named our beer league baseball team one season 'off in the shower' so at least when the other team won, they still beat off in the shower. win / win situation"
- someone on GameFAQs

[Chocofreak13]

"TAP IT. YOU TAP THAT ASS THIS INSTANT."
-Ace Dick, Problem Sleuth

[Nichi]

"Kick ghosts into ectoplasm bukkake"
- Joel

[winduko]

"Stop squeaking that goddamn damn duck!"
-a recent irl friend