Forum Game: Context Quote

[winduko]

@Kari: Thanks ^^

"Windows 95 crashed the stock market and the Sony Playstation is not a good candidate for president."
-some video on Youtube

[Nichi]

"...it just turns, and M&M's come out of the vagina"
- Stewart Ashen, on a sketchy M&Ms dispenser

"...I want to insert a Tootsie Roll into the hole"
- Me, on the above

"Now I know, and something is half the whatever!
GI PHELOUS~"
- Me

"He put caulk in his cock. I can see his logic behind that. "
- Someone on Reddit, via that article Sleepy posted

"It's like toy story on cocaine and it is great"
- Someone on Tumblr, about The Lego Movie

[stewartsage]

"Socks are basically just foot-gloves."
-Bells

[Nichi]

@Stew: "foot gloves" is probably the greatest name for socks ever xD

"I want a ghost-killing car"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

love it.

"Yeah i'll jizz again next time i mean come again next time"
-Me, last night, on going to more Rezzes

[Bella]

"They didn't want to kill her, just teach her cabinet making!"
-Stew

[Chocofreak13]

"I have tonics for ailments of all kinds! EVEN THE HUMAN KIND."
-Dr. Maris R. Vinter, my new Outlands character

[Nichi]

"...I totally just compared female reproductive organs to PlayStation 2 game packaging"
- Me, to Bella

[winduko]

"wait I'm not supposed to have headcanons about that pairing wtf
-me to my friend

[sks963]

I have totally know what is culture differences by reading this thread

[Chocofreak13]

WELCOME TO THE WESTERN WORLD~*

feel free to mock us

EDIT: "they were so expectant and excited and then i just crushed their dreams and it was so beautiful"
-me

[Nichi]

"Now I know, and knowing is half the Kama Sutra
GI PORNO~"
- Me

"Can I help you take your mind off of it by showing you my boobs?"
- Me, to Kari

[winduko]

"Clearly the servers there run Windows 95."
-something I want to say to my friend but she wouldn't get the joke

[Chocofreak13]

"My boobs are in the mail"
-Pent

[NejinOniwa]

"KISS THE MELON" - my sister's BF, the start of what would devolve into a crazy in-joke of a meme

My family is officially nuts.