Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"I WANT ALL THE D.........EC COMPUTER THINGS"
- Bella (rough quote)

"What the hell is a 'Lady Gaga'? That sounds like a clothing store for babies"
- The Blockbuster Buster

[Chocofreak13]

*strokes hair of dead girl*
"You were a good daughter, Helga, but you were a bitch."
-Molly

[stewartsage]

(1:11:53 AM) Skippy: the fools! they've summoned DEVO!

[Chocofreak13]

"I'm a goddamn shiny Pokémon. Fuck Mewtwo; use your Master Ball on me"
-Pent

[Nichi]

"SOA is weird when the fairies come in"
"Sons of Anarchy has fairies in it? Wut?"
- My sister, me

"All the Klingons in your grandma'"
- Me, making an incredibly awkward Freudian slip

[Bella]

"If Ethan Allan knew what meth was and how to make it, he'd have made it."
–Stew on Ethan Allan

"Gun show? Is that what you're calling it now? I'd call it the pasta bake because you have noodles for arms."
–Stew on me referring to my arms as "the gun show"

[Nichi]

"thanks to google I how know how how geckos mate.... wasn't looking for this info... but now I know"
- My sister

"...the crowbar is my crotch!"
- Vinny (Vinesauce: Half-Life 2 Corruptions)

"Did a drunk turtle see a tank, and think to itself 'you know what, I wanna put my dick in it'?"
- Boomstick (Death Battle)

"When asked 'Team Edward or Team Jacob', she will reply 'nay; Team Fortress'"
- Me, on Bella

[Bella]

Damn straight. -w-

"All breasts are great. I think Nietzsche first said that."
-Stew

[Nichi]

LOL -w-;

"NEW ENGLAD. Sounds like a sidekick for Captain America"
- Me

"I'm usually set to away, if I think I'll be in and out"
"In and out like......that burger place?"
- Bella, Me

"quick, bells, pent is asking you to eat your computer"
- Kari

"Collect the anal beads, save the world"
- Bella

"collect and store them in your 'secret pocket' so that your enemies can't find them
or at least they won't want to"
- Kari, on the above

"Octavia did a human-like bat with tits to avoid Mami getting her head bitten off"
- Bella's card combo from the failed 3rd round

"A busty, blonde, blue-eyed, dumb-as-rocks American did Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone to avoid fondling a Dalek's slippery bits"
- Kari's card combo from the failed 3rd round

"Dr. Insano did Will Smith to avoid that ass"
- What I might have played during the 3rd round if I wasn't Card Czar

[Chocofreak13]

*puts dick in mouth*
"Yep; you have cavities"

-Pent, on a new Art i wrote for Changeling

[Nichi]

"All the king's hoes and all the king's men couldn't put Hump together again"
- closed captioning as the kids sang Humpty Dumpty, on an episode of Barney

"*pictures protitutes trying to repair the Humping Robot from Robot Chicken*"
- Me, on the above

[Chocofreak13]

"LOOK AT MY D"
-me, on ways to woo girls in Harvest Moon

"I will tell you, unwieldy or not, if I don't rip off the gun this turn, I'll be using him as a club next turn."
-me, on Barnaby holding a guy up by the throat and ripping the hose out of his plasma cannon

Spoiler: ShowHide

(Plasma cannons are backpack weapons with hoses attached to guns that shoot thermonuclear plasma)

"He has died, hose is out, gonna beat a motherfucker with a motherfucker"
-me

"You just kind of kool aid man'd through the door with what's left of his dead friend"
-Claire, on what I'm doing right now

"Also, trachea nap is now a term"
-Claire

"I am now swinging the corpse friend around like a ragdoll- style club
There is a high chance of nuclear meltdowns now
Later in the week, sun."
-me

"Oh Deeear......Oh Noooo....."
-Alex, in a Wisconsin Accent, on the Plasma Gun failing and the resulting damage

"SURPRISE!! CHARRED CORPSE!!"
- me, on what just happened

"I hit the guy
The plasma gun exploded
And suddenly there wasn't a floor anymore
There's a good chance that me and nate's character are dead
So I'm taking a break."
-me

"I'm gonna take a piss and think about it."
- Alex, on calculating how much damage was done

"Both my weapons survived! : D

Barnaby and Adrian (me and Nate) are now in a room which does not exist"
-me

"Ram Pythons Be Scary"
-Alex, Claire on my character's actions and the opponents' reactions to them

[Nichi]

"...we could snuggle without awkward boners -w-;;;"
- Me

"I'm a RAG : D"
- Me

"Fuck sex"
"I think you got something mixed up there, Pent"
- Me, Bella

"'Congrats On Your Screaming Crotch Dropping' is the Halmark card I'd like to see"
- Bella

"During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of some really fucked up shit"
- Card combo from last night's CAH game

"I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for a vagina that leads into another dimension"
- Another card combo from last night's CAH

"GO INTO THE SKYGINA"
- Me, on the above

[LeaflameSD]

"kono hentai!"
evry animu evar

[Chocofreak13]

"SONIC SAYZ
DON'T LET PEOPLE TOUCH YOU THERE

UNLESS YOU PAY THEM

OR THEY PAY YOU
OR SOMETHING
eh, you know what, go ahead and hump like rabbits, kids, i don't care. *lights cigarette and walks off screen*"

-me