random picture thread

[Nichi]

Johto Pokémon trainers + school uniforms from Haruhi Suzumiya + chainsaws = ?

[NejinOniwa]

That's fucking beautiful ;W;

[Chocofreak13]

MOTHER OF GOD.

:0

[Nichi]

I know, right? :3

Also, I wish I lived at this house. I could have a harem of maids *w*

[NejinOniwa]

What would you do with an army of maids anyway...?

[Chocofreak13]

THINGS TO DO WITH AN ARMY OF MAIDS

-rent them out as house cleaners, nannies, and companions for a profit
-research various topics, such as how to build a persocom or the cure for cancer
-play a world-record game of twister
-organize the largest cheerleading squad ever
-have an orgy while they polish your now missing shoes
-put on a play
-have them constantly clean your house on a 3-shift schedule
-attach them to a sled like huskies
-LAN party
-single-handedly create an animated version of "The Sound of Music"
-pan handle on every corner in an entire city
-massive PvP on any MMO
-assign random locations to clean for shits and giggles (ie: walmart, mcdonalds)
-sexy parties
-put them out to pasture so they're free range
-create a new soda
-start an independent school for maids
-sweatshop
-giant viewing party for [insert show/movie here]
-organize a sports team
-put them to work helping the community
-take over a country
-start your own personal space program
-research how to clone humans so you never run out of maids
-teach each one a different language so you become a universal translator
-world's tallest human ladder
-shot-for-shot remake of every molly ringwald and matthew broderick movie (at the same time)
-donate enough hair to locks of love to make wigs for every cancer kid
-raise a barn---amish style
-call cthulu
-reanimate the dead
-sacrifice a maid to call the god of the maids
-laugh at nej since he couldn't think of all these things to do with an army of maids

(green ones credit of my sister)

[Bella]

....Hearty lulz were lol'd, Kari. XD;;

And now I want a maid-army too. THEY'RE THE ULTIMATE MULTIPURPOSE WORKFORCE. : o

[Nichi]

I think we all want an army of maids now *w*

[Chocofreak13]

they're workhorses! only cuter!

(also, since that reminds me of one of those old-timey lists from quizilla, i'm thinking of posting it to facebook. all in favour?)

[NejinOniwa]

But you would have to pay them SO MUCH MONEY. WORKFORCES LIKE THAT DONT COME CHEEEEEP


Sorry for being an economic pessimist here, but I'M A STEWDENT.

[Nichi]

@Kari: Go for it
@Nej: I can pay them in gum -w-

Anyway, I think these people got their NES and their toaster mixed up ^_^;



EDIT: This drawing made me explode from cuteness overload >w<

[Bella]

(also, since that reminds me of one of those old-timey lists from quizilla, i'm thinking of posting it to facebook. all in favour?)

Aye!

But you would have to pay them SO MUCH MONEY. WORKFORCES LIKE THAT DONT COME CHEEEEEP


Sorry for being an economic pessimist here, but I'M A STEWDENT.

What if I paid them in hugs and cake?

[NejinOniwa]

The union would give you hell, ma'am...

Besides, even if they accepted the payment, that size of army is a LOT of cake. And a LOT of time allocated to hugs.

[Chocofreak13]

you sir, have never baked anything. pies are difficult but not impossible. and you can get hugs while baking.

also, cake decorating can be fun! GUESS WHO WAS THE BEST AT FROSTING ROSES IN HER CLASS~~~

[stewartsage]