Forum Games: What would you do if...?

CaptBrenden · March 25, 2007, 11:18:35 PM

Probobly the same thing i did when adobe bought macromedia.. shrug and keep going about my buisness.. it didnt really change things.

What would you do if you were sentanced to prison for 20 years and you were stuck in a cell with a big black guy that was a rapest.

Tsubashi · March 26, 2007, 12:07:02 AM

Cry...
and question my judgement. What in the world was I doing that got me stuck in here for 20 years?!? and what exactly am I going to do in here? and what about food?

You find yourself at a desk at a Microsoft Technical Support Station. The phone rings and you answer. The rather stupid sounding user proceeds to demand to know why his PC is not working. He will offer no further useful information. What do you tell him?

CaptBrenden · March 26, 2007, 12:11:12 AM

I tell him to smear a stick of butter on his mother board. that always works.

(btw, they do eed you in prison, not that you wouldnt be getting plenty of black beef steak anyways.. plenty of protine for you)

What would you do if you were assigned as a mod here, but imidiatly after all sorts of bad members joined and started causing hate and disscontent?

Tsubashi · March 26, 2007, 12:22:42 AM

Quotebtw, they do [f]eed you in prison

ahem...
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Anyways! Supposing that were to happen, I'd be glad of my hard copy of the rules, and would endeavor to memorize them. Nextly, I would commence isolating troublesome members (and IP addresses), carefully analyzing their posts and plead in PM with them to be nicer. Obviously I would delete hateful posts, lock potential flamewar threads, and ban those that needed to be (Hopefully very few). If all else failed, We could always go "Troubleshooting"

What would you do if the Y2K bug was real, just eight years late?

CaptBrenden · March 26, 2007, 12:26:08 AM

id be glad that I installed the patches for it 7 years ago!!

what would you do if your pet of many many years turned out to be an alien from another world living secretly here to study you and you found out?

NejinOniwa · March 26, 2007, 01:31:16 AM

I'd try not freaking out too much at first. Then I'd make sure it had some manners before anything else, and then make sure it wasn't planning on making the world end, erasing humanity, or making me some sort of world saver. If none of those equals true, then I'd simply laugh, and go on with my regular life...
...with the exception of having alien technology at my side all the time from then on. I mean, I wouldn't extort anything from my ol' pet but...well...maybe, but just a little. No vaseline or anything.

What would you do if you found yourself covered with cream and surrounded by lots of rabid fangirls, out for your flesh?

The Vampire Hao · March 26, 2007, 09:24:23 AM

Obviusly i "enjoy" the moment i fact i take my camera to remember that foreever and ever xD!

What would yoou do if suddenly you woke up and you are the only man/girl in the world?

Gummster · March 27, 2007, 01:07:05 PM

I would be really happy and enjoy live as I could.

What would you do if you'd be sucked into your computer?

Kami-Tux · March 30, 2007, 05:42:50 AM

Spread through the 'net and take over the world!

What would you do if you woke up as ME-tan?

Exa · March 30, 2007, 02:04:55 PM

At first I would scream (not because only of becoming an OS-tan, but because of the gender change), then probably freeze =)

What would you do if you go to the OS-tans world, and you found (besides the obvious OS-tans) Mario there?

NekOSaka · April 02, 2007, 12:43:40 PM

Praise the heavens that I finally found the OS-tan world, and then jump on turtles and run around with Mario long enough till I have enough coins to buy a house there.

What would you do if your hands were drills?

Exa · April 02, 2007, 04:05:51 PM

I would start to act like Drill Man! (from Mega Man)

What would you do if you can get other's abilities, skills, etc.?

Hahni · April 02, 2007, 04:38:31 PM

I would lvl up an bring that ability to a maximum ^^
then i would think myself no more as a singularity and kill myself (or maybe i would first try to do it like in Yakitate Japan [its a manga about bread, very funny])

what would you do, if u don't need to eat or drink or breath?

Tsubashi · April 02, 2007, 06:17:07 PM

I don't, well except for the occasional sip of blood. Mostly I just try to blend in, so that the humans don't kill me. (Shadow-walking come in handy ^__^')
Like CaptBrenden-sama is... T_T

What would you do if you told your BF a secret (and they promised not to tell), and then they told everyone?

NewYinzer · April 02, 2007, 07:18:23 PM

Play it down. If you react to the exposed secret, then people will pay attention and annoy you. However, if you attempt to cover it up or conceal it, then it will seem like big news. However, by playing it down and not talking about it much, you make it seem like not that big a deal, that way people don't think of it as a big secret, thus they pay no attention to it.

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What would do if you were constant followed by a camera?