Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Aurora Borealis]

Flying reindeer, just like Santa Claus has! (because they're strong and can fly!) However I will also need a machine gun full of ammo with me in my carriage to keep pesky kids that want to ask me for presents at bay!

Suppose you're in an elevator with some people and you uhh... toot! What do you do?

A. Take the blame for it
B. Look around trying to look innocent
C. Blame it on the nearest person
D. Blame it on the dog
E. Blame it on the man-eating monster right behind you
or
F. go "HAHAHAHA! Did you hear how loud I farted?! HAHAHAHA!"

[Tsubashi]

A. because B never works, C, D, and E are dishonest (plus D and E are invalid), and F may be considered offensive or obscene.
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For some reason, you suddenly lose the human desire to be courteous and decide to play pranks at a hotel by pretending to be an elevator operator. What is your first prank?

[NekOSaka]

Rig the elevator to stop halfway there and the lights turn off, and then I'd scream "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"

What would you do if you woke up one day remembering nothing about your own language yet had the ability to speak Japanese fluently?

[Tsubashi]

Next Question:
What if you woke up one morning and could only speak Japanese (or in the case of Japanese-speakers, Catalan)?

Yeah, I remeber this one... Page 15

I answered that one too.

You know I've had that dream more than once. All I ever do in them is pal around with my friend who speaks japanese! That and play a lot of video games! ^^;

Next Question:
What would you do if you woke up on the side of a freeway?

[Alfamille]

...I'll be wondering around

What would you do if you were send into some place without money?

[Kami-Tux]

To get back? Go to the nearest police station and say I committed a murder in Germany and then the police will make sure I am sent to Germany. There, I will say that I am in a weird 'what would you do if' and that was the only way home, I thought of.

What would you do if Tuxes exist as living creatures?

[NekOSaka]

Befriend them! As long as they weren't evil. (the bad kind)

What would you do if you woke up and had a peg leg?

[Myrdin]

I would don my pirate hat and shamble forth to bring Yarr & Avast back to this world.

What would you do if you found yourself in Ft Douaumont in early May of 1916?

[kowaiser]

U would wonder "where the f*** am I?"

What would you do if Invader zim ask you to do som hentai thing with him?

[Exa]

Kill it with fire!

What would you do if you could go through walls?

[kowaiser]

i would find the secret levels in doom !!

what would you do in another dimension?

[NejinOniwa]

Take it with me!


What would you do if your hands and head suddenly got possessed by big, red boxing gloves and a mask WITHOUT ANY WAY OF REMOVING WHATSOEVER?

[Exa]

Try to type with box gloves on my hands! (not-so-hidden reference, the first one who say it, gets a cookie ^_^)

What would you if someone offers you a way to immortality, but with one condition: another immortal being becomes your sworn enemy, and tries to kill you again and again and again?

[NekOSaka]

I'd accept and then see to it that the bastard was thrown into the sun.

I'd also have to say that Strongbad don't need no fingers to type.

What would you if you either had to wear shoes every second for the rest of your life or never wear shoes again?

[kowaiser]

I would Cut my feet off, AND nver wear shoes again.

So,..............what would you do if you cant whink on a "what would you di if..." question?