Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Tsubashi]

You know I've had that dream more than once. All I ever do in them is pal around with my friend who speaks japanese! That and play a lot of video games! ^^;

What would you do if you unintentionally destroyed your neighbors car?

[Thurosis]

It matter me since i was small i always wanted to speak japanese ^^

(I will learn the other languages again)

What would you do if you woke up with two holes on your neck(biten by a vampire) you suddenly got/have the powers of a vampire!

[Tsubashi]

Well lets see. Near Immortality, Night Vision, No need to sleep... I'd say that's pretty cool! Think of all the stuff I could do!  Maybe I'd live like Edward from Twighlight! ^^;

What would you do if your hero showed up at your house?

[zjhentohlauedy]

I'd ask him if he feels cold in those tights. then maybe i'd ask him if he could demonstrate his powers..

What would you do if you just realized that your little brother/sister (if you don't have one presume you have one) was behind you when you were so zoned into watching a certain pron and didn't notice him/her enter your room?

[Kami-Tux]

I'd call the police. He does not live where I live and should not even have the keys.

What would you do if you found out the person you idolize is afraid in the dark and only slleps with lights on?

[Tsubashi]

I'd be surprised that he didn't burn his house down, seeing as he lived before electricity was invented! ^^;

If you could convert every human on earth into one race (Thus eliminating racism) what race would it be?

[Kami-Tux]

African, maybe ghanaesque... for purely aesthetical reasons.

Who would be the first to putagainst the wall when the revolution will come?

[Tsubashi]

People who support windows.
Wait a second... Why are we revolting?

What would you do if windows stopped using the "Start" menu?

[Kami-Tux]

Point and laugh at the desperate Winnies! Schadenfreude is great!

What would you do if you needed to talk to your significant other, but the phone is broken?

[Tsubashi]

I've got a couple of options:

A) Travel to her house. Not the easiest, but still an option

B) Use VoIP. Not too hard, but only works if she has a client too...

C) Use the Telegraphamaphone. That ought to work, assuming she knows Morse code ^^'

D) Write an E-Mail. Might get lost in Cyberspace...

E) Write Normal Mail. And then wait, forever...

F) Pay someone else to deliver a note.

Plenty of Ideas, but first I have to find my SO. ^.^

What would you do if you were invisible?

[Kami-Tux]

Spy! There are certain politicians, which deserve surveillance. Anything fishy will be reported to the press until he resigns. Be patriotic, fight the government! :p

What would you do if you'd wake up in Sierra Leone with only the clothes on your body and 10 US dollars?

[Tsubashi]

Panic!

Run in Circles!

Cry!

Then my more logical side would kick in, and I'd start to plan out who I could call, or how I might get help.

What would you do if the streets were suddenly paved with gold?

[Aurora Borealis]

A road paved with gold would look like the Yellow Brick Road! First I'd convince some people to dress like a lion, the Tin Man, a scarecrow, wear a 1940's-style dress and skip down the road with me!

But after that I'd hire some people with jackhammers to break up the road and get as much gold as I can, that is if the people and I are willing to do that! A road of gold may be too pretty to deface like that!
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Suppose there is an angry pack of gerbils on your head. How will you get them off?

[Tsubashi]

I'd soothe them with New Age music and then train them to be my protectors. Then I'd send them back in time to take revenge on all of my childhood bullies!!! (jk )

What would you do if traffic lights were made of chocolate?

[Kami-Tux]

Nothing, I guess, except shouting at people who'd try to eat them. I'd still do need to get from A to B...

What would you do if your favorite text editor is no longer maintained?