Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Kami-Tux]

Build a ship that goes quicker than scientists thought so far (I can not say faster than light, can I?) and GTFO of here.

What would you do if your favorite OS-tan suddenly comes out of your computer and asks for shelter on your PC (in case you like an older OS-tan like 3.1-tan, Amiga-tan or even 98-tan)?

[Tsubashi]

Well, my favorite at the moment is OS X Leopard-tan, so I'd be absolutely fine with running an unreleased OS! Though I do like Amiga-tan too, but I don't think I have compatible hardware! T_T I'd have to run her as an emulation!

What would you do if your dreams were actually alternate realities?

[Exa]

I would be schizophreniac with all those crazy dreams in different worlds, with different thoughts...  ;013

What would you do if your realized that the Moon never could be full anymore?

[Tsubashi]

I'd wonder why? At least we' never have to worry about werewolves anymore! ^^;

What would you do if you woke up as Kirby?

[Aurora Borealis]

That'd be sweet! Swallowing foes and copying their powers, flying on a warp star (I've always wanted to fly! And also get to place to place without having to be stuck in traffic! And warp stars are cool) However I'd have to worry about being stepped on or punted like a football because I'd be so short!

QUICK! CUT THE WIRE! THAT DETONATOR WILL EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS! And you gotta cut the blue wire! OH NO! BUT THEY'RE ALL BLUE! Which do you cut, the first, second, third or fourth one?

[Exa]

The first one. I have 25% chance to survive...

What would you do if the Mushroom Kingdom (from Mario games) has been connected to the real world?

[Tsubashi]

Start crawling through pipes, or beating random floating boxes with
my head. That always works in Mario's world! but wait! Oh-no! it's a Goomba invasion! EEEEeeeek!

What would you do if Goombas did invade?

[Exa]

Just Goombas? Heh, nothing is easier! Just pick up a flamethrower and burn 'em all!

What would you do if you woke up as... Lindows/Linspire-tan?

[Tsubashi]

That'd be fun! I'd install myself on a good PC and then... Homework would be a breeze! I could type faster than I could think! And remembering things would be a piece of cake!
But wait! Bullies would be really mean! They'd remove hardware, or maybe even use magnets on me! Yikes!!!

What would you do if you were banned from OStan-collections, for no apparent reason?

[Kami-Tux]

Waddle around aimlessly searching for a place where it does not matter that you are a bearded penguin with a spear... when I find none, I would waddle to Fedora-tan's RL location and beg her to let me back to this site.

What would you do if the soft little voices would trell you to kill the US president?

[Tsubashi]

It would depend if they told me how. If they gave me a way, they're lying (they do that a lot). If they just told me to, I'd have to ignore them. Give me a reason... then maybe.

What would you do if someone else heard your "Soft Little Voices?"

[Kami-Tux]

Find these persons, the voices told me so"  ;019

What would you do if you could turn people into OS-tans?

[Tsubashi]

Of our choice? Sweet! I suppose that's one way to get some people to use something other than windows!

What would you do if you were forced to use your least favorite RL OS?

[Kami-Tux]

return to pen and paper! Or get good gloves and a good gasmask... strike that, an astronaut suit so I won't get infected by Windows.

What would you do if you were gpoing through a forest and suddenly saw three racoons rusing laptops to surf the net and on a tree nearby, another one is reading a book?

[Tsubashi]

I'd wait up for santa claus and an in-tune tenor sax. Obviously I'm hallucinating, but while I am, let have a little fun, shall we?

What would you do if you met a multi-dimensional being?