Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Chocofreak13]

show my mum, since my dad doesn't take enough interest to even know i think that way. :\

WWYDI you screwed something up so bad the entire planet was in jeopardy?

[Pitkin]

Do exactly like I do right now - ever wondered why I had so little time for the forum? xP

WWYDI you noticed suddenly that you understood very well a language you previously struggled with?

[Nichi]

I'd proceed to somehow use that to my advantage

WWYDI you where playing a fighting game as a character who fought not with bare hands, but bear hands?

[Chocofreak13]

claw the shit out of everything. <3

WWYDI you were followed by a loveable wild animal companion? (tiger, bear, etc)

[Nichi]

I'd go on an epic adventure with my panther by my side

WWYDI you could use the Jedi mind trick?
Why do I have this weird feeling I asked this before?

[Chocofreak13]

use it to get out of trouble.

WWYDI somehing was bothering you but you couldn't move?

[Nichi]

Try to tolerate it as long as I can

WWYDI you really wanted a glass of tea, but you couldn't get to it for some reason?

[Chocofreak13]

go for it anyway. ><;

WWYDI you were travelling with someone who expressed an annoying amout of child-like wonder at EVERYTHING?
(*points to sidewalk* WHAT'S THAT, A FANCY TRAVELLING THINGAMAJIG?)

[Nichi]

Find something to help me keep my sanity

WWYDI you had a ocarina?

[Chocofreak13]

play it. PLAY IT LIKE HELL~~~~~~

WWYDI you made a broken ocarina? (i did. :3)

[Nichi]

Play an off-key version of Song of Storms

WWYDI you meant to play Zelda's Lullaby, but accidentally played Epona's Song instead?

[Chocofreak13]

play it like a boss to soothe the crying child.

WWYDI I WISH TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL

[Nichi]

I'd rally up some OSCers to form a version of the A-Team to fend off Pedobear
Nejin would have the biggest gun and wear a My Little Pony shirt into battle, Bella would be the team's hacker, Stew would be able to fight with a variety of weapons, and I'd drive the van

WWYDI you where a Time Lord, but you didn't have a TARDIS or anything else they usually have with them?

[Chocofreak13]

steal a delorean and go from there.

WWYDI you tried something and failed?

[Nichi]

Keep trying until I either get it right or I give up until I can formulate a better plan

WWYDI, due to Dr. Insano tampering with hypertime, I turned into a girl?