Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Kami-Tux]

I do not think my bro ever will earn that much and I think he does not participate in the lottery... well, I guess if he ever would give me that much money, I would consider it a long-awaited peace settlement and would no longer call him stupid as 5 meters of unasphalted road if he complains just to get attention. And I would get a better connection! :smoke:

What would you do if you were aabducted by aliens and returned a few days later without any proof that it really happened?

[Tsubashi]

Again?!? Jeez, how many times do I have to tell them, the "Turbo" button is for short bursts only! If they didn't have guns I tell them to fix their own hyperdrive ^_^


What would you do if you knew when, and how you were going to die?

[Kami-Tux]

Think: Arthur Dent in the itchhiker's guide to the galaxy :> I have nothing to lose, let's have fuuuuuun!

What would you do if Gentoo-tan would go to your PC, installation-CD in hand and ready to wipe out your Mac OS?

[Tsubashi]

If by PC, you mean my Mac mini, I'd insert this snippet into "/Life/House/MyRoom.as":

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Gentoo-tan._rotation +=  90;

Then I suppose Gentoo-tan could re-install herself on another PC.
That'd be quite the betrayal though! I entrusted one of my systems to her care, and then she tries to starts a war! Think of how my other Macs might retaliate. And I though gentoo was a nice distro...

What you do if you were going to die unless you beat Deep Blue in 3 out of 5 Chess Match?

[Kami-Tux]

Ask for a short time limit so it can not go down the tree too much and loses skill. And I'd ask Gentoo-tan to help me.

What would you do if for one day, you were Win 3.1-tan?

[CaptBrenden]

Id so molest myself.. I mean.. I would pet kittens.


What would you do if you were given a licence to kill?

[Tsubashi]

Ugh, what would I use that for? Guns are an amazing technology, and swords are just plain awesome, but killing should be last resort self defense. Besides, I have no idea how to use either of those.

What would you do if chicken little was right? (The sky really is falling!)

[Aurora Borealis]

Dig an underground shelter, complete with computer, internet, big screen TV, cable, food supply that could last me for years...

Can't hit me underground, you falling sky!

A strange girl with perpetual drunkess offers you a bottle of apple cider. Do you accept?

[CaptBrenden]

fucks yeah!   If the sky is falling drunk of cider is the way to be!

What would you do if you had the talent to do any profession you wanted?

[Tsubashi]

Hey, sorta like "The Pretender!"

Hmmm, well, obviously I do whatever profession I wanted ^_^

What would you do if you could breath underwater?

[Aurora Borealis]

I wouldn't have to worry about drowning anymore! I'd use this skill to try and talk to underwater animals and also save drowning people!

Would you be willing to grow your nosehair long and use it as a powerful weapon (although at the price of being fashionable)?

[Tsubashi]

I'm not sure how nose hair could be a powerful weapon, and I'm not, and most likely will not, be in a perilous situation which would merit a great and powerful nose hair, uh, thing. So, no. ^_^

What would you do if Twilight, from the latest Zelda game, actually existed?

[CaptBrenden]

Hmmm, well, obviously I do whatever profession I wanted

wot a cop out XD

[Tsubashi]

meh, what else? You have all the skills, so then what? I suppose if I was adventurous, I set out to prove or disprove the existence of a supreme creator. With all human skills in my hands, surely I could find something!

[CaptBrenden]

honestly no one ever puts enough thought into these.. these could be really interesting if people gave more then one sentance responses -_-