Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[stewartsage]

Kill that dude in the capital and take his

WWYDI Burke gave you the fusion detonator ring?

[Chocofreak13]

use it, for fun and profit!


wwydi your life completely revolved around CARAMELLDANSEN~~

[IanDanKilmaster]

DIE

WWYDI the only subject you could discuss was textiles?

[Aemmu]

Never speak again...

WWYDI a jockey (L4D2) rode you for an hour?

[stewartsage]

Charge double

WWYDI if Stan Rogers wouldn't stop repeating on your computer

[Chocofreak13]

find rick ashley to cancel him out.

wwydi suddenly, dozens of tiny voices sprang up in your head, each one singing a different christmas song, all at once?

[Bella]

I'd blow my brains out ><

wwydi Twilight: New Moon was required viewing for all Americans?

[NejinOniwa]

Laugh. And then slay Smeyer with a cleaver.



WWYDI your head was detachable?

[svx]

I would investigate.

Is the connector rusty?  Are the rivets loose?

I would... buy crimpers.  Cable crimpers.  And I would fix that.  I... am a human.  I am not detachable.  Nothing about me is detachable!  I _deny_ that my head is detachable!~

What would you do if the rapper known as 50 Cent was... walking along?  And he saw you.  Wait, there's more.  What would you do if he saw you, came over, and threw a handful of American $100 bills on the ground and just stared at you rather pointedly?

And you knew that he had a hand grenade.  This could turn out to be very pleasant, very scary, or very messy.  You have the power to decide.  Erm.  Good luck.

[NejinOniwa]

This is just begging for it, you know...
1: Stare back, with superior stare-power.
2: Challenge him to a game of backwards spacebreak Scissors-paper-rock (Alpha Centauri ruleset)
3:
4: PROFIT!
5: Walk away whistling with the 100$-bills innah mah pocket.


What would you do if
for no apparent reason
what
so
ever
you had to compose
every sentence
in chant?

[IanDanKilmaster]

I would
enroll
in Starfleet
and buy
a really cool
hairpiece.

WWYDI all your favorite websites were overtaken unblockable flash ads?

[NejinOniwa]

PLUG IN! Nejin.exe! TRANSMISSION~
Eliminate the viruses plaguing the Net!


WWYDI the entire starfleet brass was assembled in your bathroom, having turned it into a sauna and combined buttsecks central?

[IanDanKilmaster]

Buy a new house with all the money I made selling nerd "fantasy" house.

WWYDI every winter, local fauna caused damage to your vehicle?

[Chocofreak13]

fly south for the winter, using monehs i made by selling vehicle on december 20TH.

wwydi you woke up as the child of satan?

[Aemmu]

Laugh as I harvest as many foolish souls as I could!!!1

WWYDI you lost your sole?