Forum Games: What would you do if...?

Started by Pitkin, December 27, 2005, 03:13:00 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

NejinOniwa

1: Use the .orange IRL bug and make a random rez machine appear.
2: Rez.
3: Blow up freight train.
4: Raise zombie army.
5: ???
6: PROFIT!!!


WWYDI an army of sentient space-ants decided to have a world war on your desktop?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Alex S

Two words: Bug Spray

What would you do if your house was to be demolished in order to biuld a bypass?

NejinOniwa

Watch the lulz from the nearby Vogon Fleet, lol.


WWYDI all abbreviations started automatically un-abbreviating themselves?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Red-Machine

Have a "The English Language is Finally Being Used Right!" party.

WWYDI a Graboid turned up in your garden?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graboid
Red_Machine: Flouting the Windows Lifecycle Policy since 1989!

NejinOniwa

Cast Slave@N/Bind mode, and save.



WWYDI you became a ghost?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Rickroll the world and the afterlife... ;006

What would you do if your bed turned into a pile of rusty nails?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

Use the guestroom. And then force my folks to buy me a new one, lol.



WWYDI your MOTHER turned into a COW?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

declare her a medical wonder...

What would you do if your PC overheats and dies on you?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

DAMN YOU SMOKEY IT DID ALREADY
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ;______________;

Answer: I'd steal my mom's netbook until it was fixed.



WWYDI you were cursed with 10 SECONDS OF LATENCY ON ALL THINGS YOU DID!?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Seamore

(I assume latency you mean are a time delay between the moment something is initiated and the moment its first effect begins)

Fast Forward my alarm by 30 minutes so i won't be late for important things.

WWYDI your pants currently you wear suddenly burst into flame? (Instant Pants Combustion)
--- When it\'s worth doing, it\'s worth overdoing it ---

Smokey

film it and send it to mythbusters...

What would you do if your school/workplace was on fire?

(Heh, Nej, i knew you would read that and be the first to post on it... That's why i did that :D)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

Turn my boss in for buildingcide.


WWYDI you suddenly gained SPLIT-VISION (e.g. your eyesight was split between two "monitors")?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Show off my skillz at my netx physical exam (it'll probably come in handy in the airforce... ^_^)

What would you do if a fighter jet crashed in your back yard?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Seamore

Call the emergency...after stealing all the cool stuff (Who know you might have a missile or a bomb handy for "rainy day")

WWYDI you find out that one of your female friend is actually a succubus?
--- When it\'s worth doing, it\'s worth overdoing it ---

Smokey

eeeehm......... eeeeeeehhhhmmmmmm.....be really careful with what i say and ask for...

What would you do if someone "parked" a hueg bulldozer in your house while you were away...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^