Forum Games: What would you do if...?

Started by Pitkin, December 27, 2005, 03:13:00 PM

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hicamajig

Ask you for a translation.. or learn dutch...

What would you do if windows, linux, and mac joined to become some weird mega OS company?

Smokey

Hope for good gaming support and non-rediculous prices...

What would you do if your oven had a melt-down...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

Pat it gently and say, "Don't worry, I've had those too, you'll get over it."



What do you do if YOU get a meltdown?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Engage emergency shutdown  and hope i don´t go prompt-critical...

What would you do if your house ran away when you approach the front door=
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Engage...PLANETARY LASSO!
*captcha*
Boyakasha!


What would you do if your house was replaced by a giant, talking tower?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Have fun conversations, and train it to burrp on command...

What would you do if cats actually ruled the world?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Acquire Nekomimi, hueg amounts of catnip, infiltrate their base, drug their doodz, send head cat to Cappy for lifetime er...treatment, and rule the world.


What would you do if you were second-in command?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

BOMB ALASKA

What would you do if I was sitting next to you?
-wiggles her fingers and goes ooo~-
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

WHO'S THE SUPERIOR TENTACLE MONSTER HERE, HUH?
It's time to DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!DUEL!DUEL!



Whaddya do if confronted by a pair of giant onigiri, threatening to crush you?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Run like hell.

WWYDI I came up behind you with a pair of garden shears..
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

Wield Topicless as a sword and counterattack!
DEMONIC WIELD Special Attack, RANDOM KNOCKUBACKU BURASUTOOOO!!!



WWYDI you encountered a male clone of yourself and your male other-dimensional self, enjoying hot yaoi secks in your classroom at night?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Prolly recoil and go have hot yuri secks with my other-dimensional real self

WWYDI THE INTERNET BARGED DOWN YOUR DOOR
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

Ultimate Combo of kicks at whatever's at the other end, I assume.
(my door's pretty broken already -w-; )

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WWYDI you're transformed into a mute cat with dog paws?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Use my new NT powers for THE GOOD OF EVIL

WWYDI your nose started running. Away. From you.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

Give a party.. WHOOHOO, no more runny noses when im cold...

WWYDI Abbrevs were forbddn?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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