Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Smokey]

(luckily i don't know how badly drawn it is)
I'd try to ffind a way to escape, meanwhile behaving just as badly as i am drawn...

What would you do if the battery indicator light on your mouse starts glowing red when it has actually got a cord?...

[Kami-Tux]

Be confused because my mouse does not _have_ a battery. It always is corded.

What would you do if your mouse would bite you?

BTW: This is Integer Life

[Smokey]

I'd shake it off, making sure it hit the wall in a very lethal way...

What would you do if your computer's peripherals went on strike?

[Kami-Tux]

Yowl, scream and throw a tantrum!

What would you do if you had the sourcecode of yourself?

[Smokey]

I'd edit it to super-enhance myself...

What would you do if someone had acces to your sourcecode and was able to edit it?

[Kami-Tux]

Ask them nicely to GPL me!


What would you do if you had access to GPLed Kami-Tux code?

[Smokey]

I'd use it for (fun) practical jokes...

What would you do if a friend of yours accidentally bought and installed a processor not supported by his motherboard?

[Kami-Tux]

I'd squawk sadly and empathetically. And if the processor is supported by my box consider buying it from him so the money he paid is not wasted (and because my PC is far too slow atm)

What would you do if a group of OS-Tans wants a place on your PC but you do not like their OS (think of Windows ME or Minix)

[Smokey]

I'd think of refusing, but would then see their cute faces and accept them, because i couldn't bear to see them saddened by my refusal....

What would you do if your current OS-tan starts to remodel your PC on her own?

[Kami-Tux]

Remodel as in 'upgrade or as in 'delete data'? In the latter case, she'd be put on the street (well, after stern words failed... it would be very hard for me to be harsh to Gentoo-tan).

What would you do if HURD 1.0 was released?

[Smokey]

I'd test it, and hope that it has support for the several gaming api's i need for my (gee what could i need them for... ) games...

What would you do if M$ was taken over by a group of Linux-extremists?

[Kami-Tux]

I'd probably won't remember that. the first thing I'll probably remember is waking up a few days later, hungover and in Redmond


What would you do if this would mean you'd no longer get security patches for your windows?

[Smokey]

I'd put all my sarcasm in saying: "Oh no, how terrible", and hope they would finally release a proper windows version...

What would you do if open sourced software became illegal through internattional legislation?

[Kami-Tux]

Get that legislation changed, by force if necessary! They can have my linux if they pry it out of my cold dead wings!!!

What would you do if Lars, Jay and Belle were in your class?

[Smokey]

I'd manipulate them into doing stuff so stupid (and illegal) that they'd be banned from school...

Now, knowing (for a bit) what kind of manipulative and vindictive bastard i can (please note; CAN) be, what would you do if i were in your class?