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Title: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2011, 11:18:14 PM

since there was a thread like this in a place that pentium used to frequent, and i figured we'd all have something to contribute, IT BEGINS!

basically, do as the title says. post awkward quotes out of context. you can include an explanation or the origin of the quote if you like, but it's not required.

here's a demonstration to get us started:

[11:50:07 PM] chocofreak887: [11:46 PM] PentiumMMX:

<<< I got lucky
[11:50:11 PM] chocofreak887: GOOD FOR YOU, BOY

[11:29:55 PM] PentiumMMX: These are the voyages of the starship Shag-Wagon

[11:20:02 PM] PentiumMMX: I want some Fu King chicken

[6/21/2011 8:30:28 PM] chocofreak887: "GET AWAY WITH MURDER"

[6/21/2011 9:00:37 PM] chocofreak887: "IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS!!"

[6/21/2011 11:02:28 PM] PentiumMMX: Or "Rosy Palms"...if you know what I mean LOL

[6/22/2011 4:53:34 PM] PentiumMMX: Duh, winning!

[6/22/2011 5:01:18 PM] chocofreak887: i almost had the minifridge
[6/22/2011 5:01:21 PM] chocofreak887: but my parents said no
[6/22/2011 5:01:23 PM] chocofreak887: :\

[6/22/2011 5:03:35 PM] PentiumMMX: LOL. But it tastes so good...

[6/22/2011 5:11:32 PM] PentiumMMX: My cat is now chewing me out

[6/22/2011 5:38:47 PM] Rodney Grimes: My spider senses are tingling...

NejinOniwa: "I am depressed now. LET'S KILL SOME STUFF!!"

[6/22/2011 9:27:45 PM] Pentium: I still primarily use two fingers, but sometimes I can get my other fingers in on it to speed things up

Chocofreak13: "It just keeps on coming, y'know?"

[6/22/2011 10:06:43 PM] PentiumMMX: Yeah. Clap off! *clap-clap*

[6/22/2011 10:09:16 PM] chocofreak887: leading to the joke that asians are clapper activated xD

[6/22/2011 10:11:48 PM] chocofreak887: the magic touch, hah

[6/22/2011 10:55:43 PM] chocofreak887: and i was like DAMN IIIIIT

[6/22/2011 10:57:04 PM] PentiumMMX: Also, on the past lives thing, I think I was likely a woman in a past life

[6/22/2011 11:06:18 PM] PentiumMMX: I'm actually serious; I never knew Chinatown was a real place.

[6/23/2011 9:41:05 PM] PentiumMMX: Meta Knight was "Meat Knight"

[6/23/2011 9:41:43 PM] PentiumMMX: Sounds like a porn star LOL

[6/23/2011 9:47:53 PM] PentiumMMX: I remember a book my sister wrote when she was younger; according to it, the color of her eyes is "Bran"
[6/23/2011 9:48:01 PM] PentiumMMX: Rasin Bran!

[6/25/2011 9:30:29 PM] PentiumMMX: Seamore Butts?

[6/25/2011 9:30:50 PM] chocofreak887: Archibald Butt

[6/25/2011 9:35:55 PM] chocofreak887: then i read that she was a nazi sympathizer >:\

[6/25/2011 10:23:04 PM] PentiumMMX: o_o?

[6/25/2011 11:52:51 PM] PentiumMMX: i herd u liek mudkipz

[6/25/2011 11:55:01 PM] chocofreak887: then i'll nickname it something perfect!
[6/25/2011 11:55:03 PM] chocofreak887: MUDKIP!
[6/25/2011 11:56:18 PM] chocofreak887: i love how they assume i have no idea what i'm doing
[6/25/2011 11:56:21 PM] chocofreak887: because i'm a girl

[6/25/2011 11:59:56 PM] chocofreak887: i just want balls

[6/26/2011 12:00:18 AM] chocofreak887: i love how the last comment of yesterday was
[6/26/2011 12:00:26 AM] chocofreak887: [Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:59 PM] chocofreak887: i just want balls

[6/26/2011 12:15:14 AM] chocofreak887: aw sweet brendan just gave me his balls

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 03, 2011, 11:25:52 PM

Me: What was he smoking?
Dad: A steam train

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2011, 11:56:16 PM

me and a friend were having a conversation about pokemon a couple years ago, when another friend walked in at the worst possible moment:

Chelsea: "But can't you make the ball if you have the right nut?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2011, 12:06:52 AM

That reminds me of talking with my sister about our favorite karts in Mario Kart DS; which lead to this interesting quote:

"Yoshi's cucumber is amazing"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2011, 12:14:42 AM

Chocofreak887 12:20 am
hot yaoi love?

[1:16:16 AM] chocofreak887: people probably think i stole it or i'm in the mafia or something

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2011, 12:33:08 AM

From one of the greatest topics in the history of GameFAQs:

"The first hour my nads hurt cause of the control and buttons possitions"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2011, 12:35:43 AM

[1:23:13 AM] PentiumMMX: 2000 is a bigger number than 7, so that means it's better, right?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 04, 2011, 11:33:04 PM

Me, an hour or so ago: "No, you will not stab me in the mouth with a banana."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2011, 11:35:59 PM

Me, during a debate a few years back: "It's more fun to suck than squirt"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2011, 11:41:41 PM

"You just handled your grandpa's banana."

"I don't think he likes to be held."

"Anything i write that's not a comic or for school is porn."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 06, 2011, 09:37:05 PM

From a conversation with Kriz the other day:

[7/4/2011 10:32:33 PM] PentiumMMX: If some wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff happens, causing you to meeting your alternate universe distaff counterpart tomorrow, than you know who to blame

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 08, 2011, 01:11:15 AM

starfleet_7: HE'S SORT OF LIKE A COOLER CZECH LAWRENCE WELK

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2011, 06:48:27 PM

me: "and, just so you know, i am now like jem, truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous."

"of course atomic bombs are silly!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 08, 2011, 06:58:27 PM

Me: "He's annoying like a headcrab, except I don't have a crowbar to beat him off with"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2011, 06:59:49 PM

pentium: "beat him off"

:3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 08, 2011, 07:46:41 PM

Me: "Yoshi's cucumber is amazing"

The room got really quiet after I said that

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2011, 07:59:34 PM

me (quoting spongebob) 'what's so great about a nerdy pickle?'
mom: 'i'll tell you when you're older.'

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 09, 2011, 10:04:15 PM

From one of my stories:

"Since when as a whale done anything for you? All they do is drink our water and eat all our sailors"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 10, 2011, 12:49:25 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/kanayacontextthread.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 11, 2011, 10:12:26 PM

"I'll have to take it from you by force...the hard way!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 13, 2011, 12:30:56 AM

From my Facebook "Quotations" section:

"It's more exciting than a ship full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier - that's ON FIRE!" - Random dude in sandwich shop

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 13, 2011, 06:45:32 AM

"When I see dandelions, I think to myself...that stuff would itch if it got in your nose"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2011, 02:54:56 PM

"Now I know what parents feel like when they send a kid off to Iraq or Afghanistan" -Dad, only semi-jokingly reflecting on me going on a trip to Washington DC. >_>;;;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 14, 2011, 03:10:13 PM

While talking with Choco earlier:

[7/14/11 2:58 PM] chocofreak887: also going to rake my grandpa

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 14, 2011, 05:57:12 PM

My Boss: Nathan, I like you. But I don't understand you at all.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 14, 2011, 07:08:35 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on July 14, 2011, 05:57:12 PM
My Boss: Nathan, I like you. But I don't understand you at all.

</insert comment about genius being misunderstood> d:

...
...

I thought I posted this here, but I must have forgotten:

Not me: "I thought you always wanted to drive a tank?"
Me: "But this thing is a SHERMAN."

-On ditching me and leaving me with a 1990 Ford "dually" pickup truck of questionable mechanical reliability that I've only driven twice before - once as an 8-year old in a parking lot, again yesterday, in which time I committed property damage to some dude's stone wall - as my only means of transportation.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 14, 2011, 07:34:41 PM

My brother-in-law said this in a conversation once:

"Women have bigger penises than men. They're so big, they roll back over into being non-existent"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2011, 09:00:43 PM

From a comic, but it's an awesome quote:

<At starbucks>
Girl: *splashes coffee cream in dude's face* "Now, imagine that, only warmer, saltier and stinging in your eye."

I lol'd so hard. -w-;

Same series:
"How are we supposed to undress him without seeing his GUITAR HERO?"

And in the category of plain silly, we have,:
Guy 1: "Those screams! Those HORRIBLE screams! They're the screams of the apocalypse! THE APOCALYYYYYPSE!"
Guy 2: "Yes, Rob, and you better go hide under your bed QUICK if you want to survive!"
Guy 1: "Tell me, Eulice...is it the Bolsheviks?"
Guy 2: "Worse...Bolshevik VAMPIRES!"
Guy 1: "NOSFERAAAAAAATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

Guy 1: "But 60 seconds aren't enough!"
Guy 2: "I have it recorded! LET'S LOOP IT!"

Girl 1 on phone: "I NEED YOU!"
Girl 2, in head: "SHE NEEDS MEEE!!!!"
Girl 1 on phone: *barfs*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2011, 10:06:57 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/kanayacontextthread2.png)
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/kanayacontextthread3.png)
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/kanayacontextthread4.png)

EDIT: talking with a friend earlier:
"at first I was poking at things with plastic forks but then I said screw it and put my hand in there"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 15, 2011, 09:28:00 PM

[10:18:33 PM] PentiumMMX: Also, touchscreen. Touching is good

Also, this bit of gold from earlier today:
"I don't give a fuck about sex"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2011, 10:51:22 AM

"Huh? I thought you liked wieners."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 17, 2011, 11:55:47 AM

This thread is headed for the H section, I can tell.

"I have a furry dog between my legs and that is not a euphemism"
-My brother, on... you kind of had to be there. (In short: Peekaboo used to hang around the dinner table, jumping up between peoples' legs or climbing into their laps in hopes of getting table scraps.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 17, 2011, 02:01:32 PM

I overheard this as I was walking into Gamestop earlier:

"She had nightmares about the Cat in the Hat"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 17, 2011, 05:59:42 PM

Me: Just go back to beating your rod.

Me: Go soak your corn.

Friend: It doesn't understand pubic!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 17, 2011, 06:08:27 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on July 17, 2011, 05:59:42 PM
Me: Just go back to beating your rod.

Me: Go soak your corn.

Friend: It doesn't understand pubic!

Wait..... what?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 17, 2011, 06:35:10 PM

"Where's the damn dam?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2011, 09:36:57 PM

from a recipe:

"Add the Hot Meat Mixture."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 17, 2011, 09:51:51 PM

From a conversation in one of my stories:

"Who would want to lock us in a freezer?"
"Someone who wants both of us to freeze to death?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2011, 10:54:36 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/equiuscontextthread3.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 17, 2011, 11:10:09 PM

A GameFAQs user provided these words of wisdom:

"Never propose to someone else at your own wedding. Nine times out of ten it won't end well"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2011, 11:16:54 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/karkatcontextthread.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 19, 2011, 03:32:35 PM

starfleet_7: Jeff Laddlehands, CPA

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2011, 09:30:15 PM

"Not just trains. Psychic trains"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 20, 2011, 11:58:16 PM

"And may I just say, I claim the first shower when we get home." -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 21, 2011, 05:51:06 AM

"I was a little Japanese girl once. That was one really weird week"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 23, 2011, 12:24:59 AM

"What do you want for dinner?" "..........LOL HOW DO I SHOT WEB?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 23, 2011, 07:56:37 AM

"I though it was about combustible infants"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 23, 2011, 10:37:55 PM

"Alex McFall
Saw Captain America, and got my tongue pierced. This has been a good day."

*misreads FB post* "WHY IS MY WEINER DEAD???"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 24, 2011, 07:39:14 AM

"I read that as 'southern Dalek'"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 24, 2011, 10:17:32 AM

@Pentium: A lot of planets have a north!

"What we have here is a fat, succulent prisoner!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 24, 2011, 06:52:01 PM

"Lincoln.......... is ...................... really awesome."
-Child walking up steps of Lincoln Memorial (paraphrased)

"You do know the National Mall isn't a shopping mall?"
-Jeanie, my Amtrak seatmate from NYC to Washington DC

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 24, 2011, 07:09:58 PM

"I'm a flat-chested hermaphrodite"

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 25, 2011, 06:24:59 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/terezicontextthread.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 25, 2011, 07:09:05 PM

Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Lady: A potato

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2011, 10:27:13 AM

"You have his number?"
"We Chat."
"......They Chat."
"Don't worry, he's very good with boundaries."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2011, 09:41:30 PM

stew 9:56 pm
I've got a free hand
At the moment

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 27, 2011, 07:39:28 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2011, 09:41:30 PM
stew 9:56 pm
I've got a free hand
At the moment

I was there when he wrote that....... I lol'd. d:

...

"That hurts. And not in a good way." -Me, on masochism apparently

"NOBODY KNOWS HOW DIAMONDS ARE MADE!" - Emphatic scientifically-challenged child at the Museum of Natural History

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 27, 2011, 08:58:34 PM

"I am Kleenix Man"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 27, 2011, 09:42:01 PM

"Washington Monument: Suck it"
-Bells' genius t-shirt idea

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 27, 2011, 10:29:15 PM

[7/27/11 10:26 PM] PentiumMMX: I'm the long-lost 3rd version of Windows 2000: Procrastinator

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2011, 11:05:08 AM

"They have huge balls......"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 28, 2011, 11:40:31 AM

"Everything in this room is now alive and wants to eat you."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 28, 2011, 02:19:30 PM

"Tastes like what grandma used to buy"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 29, 2011, 10:16:28 AM

"Are you knocking Chii?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 29, 2011, 06:44:29 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on July 27, 2011, 09:42:01 PM
"Washington Monument: Suck it"
-Bells' genius t-shirt idea

I thought the t-shirt idea involved an image of the Washington Monument and the text "America: Suck It World!"? d:

...what was the other shirt/slogan idea we came up with? Something like "Washington DC: It's Like Warm Bath Water", or am I thinking of something else?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 29, 2011, 07:55:17 PM

"The Apple Lisa seems like the type to say 'I read Playgirl for the articles'"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 29, 2011, 10:32:01 PM

"you seem to be having fun back there."
"i'm cleaning out my prosthesis."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 30, 2011, 07:46:46 AM

"Are you awake?"
"Nope. Sleep texting"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 31, 2011, 02:24:40 PM

spotted on a for sale sign for a house: 'I'm gorgeous inside"

(it was actually quite beautiful outside)

"America: We're good at cramming things into things"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 01, 2011, 07:26:42 PM

"Would you vote for a guy who wears a speedo?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 01, 2011, 08:46:42 PM

"i promise you i'll be wearing pants at breakfast tomorrow."
"well, that makes one of us."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 01, 2011, 11:23:09 PM

"It wears nothing but swim trunks in winter (Or a bikini, if female)"

Also, while talking with Choco earlier:
[6:19:36 PM] chocofreak887: back!
[6:19:40 PM] chocofreak887: with desserty items!
[6:19:44 PM] chocofreak887: and a cucumber!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 02, 2011, 10:29:31 PM

"I don't care, Sephiroth's hard...."

EDIT:
[12:51:16 AM] PentiumMMX: Quick, Dik-Dik; to your special place!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 04, 2011, 08:41:11 PM

"Don't torment the chicken!"

"Go out back and lick your fingers clean."

"So you're saying you want to soak your girlfriend in mineral oil like a hundred and fifty year old wooden bowl?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 04, 2011, 08:44:27 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on August 04, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
"So you're saying you want to soak your girlfriend in mineral oil like a hundred and fifty year old wooden bowl?"

..........

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 04, 2011, 09:27:27 PM

For the record I said that to my friend Kyle.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 04, 2011, 09:56:28 PM

[10:42:01 PM] chocofreak887: my teeth are squeaky clean
[10:42:04 PM] chocofreak887: like literally

"YES i have a tickley butt."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 04, 2011, 11:46:36 PM

[11:44 PM] chocofreak887: and the only thought that went through my head was "their bathrooms are going to be packed!!"

...And another one:
[11:50 PM] chocofreak887: yeah, she works too hard for that xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 05, 2011, 02:03:34 PM

[8/5/11 2:54:51 PM] Nameblankedtoprotecttheinnocent: annnnd you respond with BUTTHOLE!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 05, 2011, 09:48:58 PM

said withing 30 seconds of each other:

"I'll eat Nejin's Sausage"
"Here's your pad back"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 05, 2011, 10:51:55 PM

Saw somebody say this on GameFAQs:

"Stay over there while I eat these bees."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 05, 2011, 11:05:00 PM

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!"

-my sister, today

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 05, 2011, 11:45:17 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on August 05, 2011, 09:48:58 PM
"I'll eat Nejin's Sausage"

Hahahahah that's what she said! /tooeasy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2011, 11:50:05 AM

(funny thing is, that IS what she said. >w<; )

[12:02:39 PM] chocofreak887: ANOTHER ONE ON THE BENTO BANDWAGON >:3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 06, 2011, 01:08:39 PM

"When you pulled down your pants, they became too small."
Me on the subject of two of the younger members of my brother's bachelor party party. Clan humor, such as it is.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2011, 01:49:28 PM

"DIVORCE CAKE (IT'S A CELEBRATION FOR SOME)"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 06, 2011, 02:26:44 PM

[2:24:06 PM] PentiumMMX: Ah. I had a pretty good hot dog

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2011, 02:31:17 PM

'I lost some balls, so i replaced them with dice."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 06, 2011, 07:34:34 PM

"Go to courthouse and get cheeseburger"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2011, 10:24:29 PM

"good luck getting your balls fixed!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 07, 2011, 10:35:37 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2011, 02:31:17 PM
'I lost some balls, so i replaced them with dice."

All I can think of is that scene on Family Guy where Stewie was trying to pose as a grown up... complete with chest hair and fuzzy dice. Lol.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 07, 2011, 08:31:01 PM

heh. it makes me think of nerds awkwardly asking girls to give their d20's a roll xD

"I almost walked into your crotch"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 08, 2011, 02:24:12 PM

Quote from: Me, 2 seconds ago, in the Computers and all that thead...but if the USERBASE doesn't have a shitling of what to do about it when it comes along, then DANG will all those harebrained little sugarcubes run rampant when shit hits the fan.

I accidentally a whole sentence in Applejack. TOO MUCH PONY IN HEAD >_>

That does it. PONIES EVERYWHERE TIEM

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 08, 2011, 03:50:14 PM

"I wish you wouldn't ram it down so hard..."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 08, 2011, 10:58:39 PM

"Man, all my balls got problems."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 10, 2011, 03:58:58 PM

"I'm living in the wrong middle of nowhere"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 10, 2011, 11:05:54 PM

"Hi, that's your crotch"

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Post by: Nichi on August 13, 2011, 10:06:21 AM

"Zelda is a horse, Epona is a princess"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 13, 2011, 10:31:53 AM

"I never get to eat my own nuts"
- my dad

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Post by: Nichi on August 13, 2011, 07:14:46 PM

"It must be yours, because it has your name is engraved on it"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 13, 2011, 11:17:09 PM

"Not only do i need my balls fixed, but i need my ball ring fixed"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 14, 2011, 07:14:01 AM

Was that Russel? >_>

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 14, 2011, 01:24:06 PM

nope! it was alex. :3

"I love making fudge for people"

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Post by: Nichi on August 14, 2011, 03:43:32 PM

"I like this character, if only for her giant stick"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 14, 2011, 08:13:16 PM

"We are all Laika......We all breathed her in"

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Post by: Nichi on August 14, 2011, 08:38:51 PM

"I'm a Pop Tart. Your argument is invalid"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 14, 2011, 09:02:45 PM

"I feel like i've been punched in the stomach with a fist of full"

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Post by: Nichi on August 15, 2011, 02:40:37 PM

I saw this written on a white board at work earlier

"Choose your attitude and win a free toaster"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 15, 2011, 03:01:24 PM

"Lol, that ferris wheel looks like a wheel of birth control"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 15, 2011, 04:30:43 PM

"Don't touch me! Derpes is catching!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 15, 2011, 04:51:14 PM

"your phone has herpes?"

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Post by: Nichi on August 15, 2011, 10:31:13 PM

"Who needs reality shows when your show has guns~~!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 15, 2011, 11:30:30 PM

"As a drunk with no inhibitions."

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Post by: stewartsage on August 16, 2011, 11:55:45 PM

"Yes. I will bend time and space, to tap that ass. Like Dr. Who, but sex. *begins humming theme song*"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 16, 2011, 11:59:19 PM

(that = awesome)

"Anything else we'd like to add?"
"You Suck!"

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Post by: Bella on August 17, 2011, 12:46:02 AM

>Stewart< 1:41 AM

Nah, most stoners can't work up the energy to murder much more then a pan of brownies

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Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2011, 06:29:16 AM

"You're a towel"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 17, 2011, 02:50:06 PM

"....they were already masters of butchering meat."

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Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2011, 05:53:26 PM

"At first, I didn't think you where real"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 17, 2011, 06:21:01 PM

"is it wrong that i just febrezed my feet?"

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Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2011, 06:26:22 PM

"They buy sausage"

"Procrastination is a virtue"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 17, 2011, 08:44:57 PM

"I'm the smelly man!!"

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Post by: Bella on August 17, 2011, 09:30:31 PM

Me, to myself, a little while ago:

"Holy shit man! I'M SHOWERING WITH DOGS!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 17, 2011, 10:10:59 PM

"Thread the chicken balls on the skewers"

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Post by: Nichi on August 18, 2011, 07:53:45 PM

"Who cares about the historical significance of the building, when they have auto-flushing toilets?"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2011, 08:55:35 PM

(i hate auto-flush toilets so much)

"This is the happiest day of my life!!"
"Obviously not, or you would have taken me....."

-Bobby Hill

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Post by: Nichi on August 20, 2011, 08:43:58 PM

"I want to be the guy with a fire-breaking chihuahua!"

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Post by: Nichi on August 23, 2011, 03:52:30 PM

"He's complaining about complaints...he needs to go deeper"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2011, 04:09:21 PM

"It's the main ingredient in scouring powder. We also found fragments of steel wool. He used both to scrub his penis."
"So he's REALLY clean."

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Post by: Nichi on August 23, 2011, 05:42:57 PM

"Isn't he singing 'I see the ghosts of alligators, but they're lost'?"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2011, 06:23:44 PM

[4:39:15 PM] PentiumMMX: Curse you, Minute Rice!

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Post by: Nichi on August 25, 2011, 07:04:19 AM

"Batman's sidekick is trying to feed you?! o_O"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2011, 10:15:15 AM

"I punched a pack of burritos today. Let's not make this any worse."

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 25, 2011, 11:44:03 AM

Head of Initiator staff, General Hybris:
"Long-haired blond physics guy, your name is now Hamster."

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Post by: Bella on August 25, 2011, 11:48:11 AM

[8/25/11 12:28:28 PM] <Red>: I'm guessing you heard?
[8/25/11 12:28:36 PM] <Bella>: hm?
[8/25/11 12:28:58 PM] <Bella>: if you're asking if I've heard about the bird, I have
[8/25/11 12:29:06 PM] <Red>: the bird?
[8/25/11 12:29:33 PM] <Bella>: the bird bird bird the bird is the word cause everybody's heard about the bird~
[8/25/11 12:29:48 PM] <Bella>: *repeats ad infinitum*
[8/25/11 12:29:59 PM] <Red>: um

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 25, 2011, 01:26:11 PM

Oh bella you are such a troll.

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Post by: Nichi on August 25, 2011, 05:41:47 PM

"It's full of juicy beef!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2011, 06:30:49 PM

"I feel bad cause i'm kinda leaving you in the lurch."
"Heh Heh, yeah, you are."

"The pony wears the saddle......oh yes it does...."

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Post by: Nichi on August 25, 2011, 07:16:49 PM

"Give me chicken, and maybe I'll help"

Also:
[10:53:40 PM] PentiumMMX: "I just made love with someone who happens to be me reincarnated"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2011, 11:16:19 PM

"But you must use the thongs! Fight to the death with the thongs!!"

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Post by: stewartsage on August 27, 2011, 03:33:13 PM

"In MLP:FIM, the ponies are their own greatest enemy."

"The ponies ARE Man!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 27, 2011, 06:30:12 PM

"What is that??"

"Discarded Flesh."

EDIT:
"Crying Roman with a Baby. Definitely cool."

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Post by: Nichi on August 27, 2011, 09:04:17 PM

"Wasn't Judas a priest who was hellbent for leather?"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 27, 2011, 09:19:33 PM

"You've swallowed a Planet!"

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Post by: Nichi on August 27, 2011, 09:31:49 PM

"I always though he was saying 'Turn it up, dog blaster'"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 27, 2011, 09:40:21 PM

"and then he murdered all of my friends---my tv friends."

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Post by: Nichi on August 29, 2011, 02:22:04 PM

"I can't hear this song without thinking about breakdancing nuns"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 02:37:53 PM

"Land Sakes Alive, We're Cooking With Petrol Now!"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 29, 2011, 05:09:36 PM

"Forever a saxophone!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 06:16:31 PM

"Hello, Catbutt!"

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Post by: Nichi on August 29, 2011, 06:58:14 PM

[6:56 PM] PentiumMMX: I have to cook fast, and ovens too slow!

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 29, 2011, 07:17:36 PM

"Add more ribbon! ...Ooh! Less ribbon...mmmno! More ribbon."

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 07:20:11 PM

"Disarmament! Put on that Maid's Outfit!"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on August 29, 2011, 07:21:22 PM

"I GO."
"FROOTASHAI! IT IS TIME...TO MAKE...ZE MAJICKS!"
"FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 07:44:49 PM

"Friendship is magic, Bitches."

(i'd like to hear the guy from Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time say that at least once.)

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Post by: Nichi on August 30, 2011, 07:10:01 AM

"What if it snowed in San Francisco?"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 11:11:39 AM

"I don't want to be a crappy housewife!"

(god that song sucked)

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Post by: Nichi on August 31, 2011, 06:40:30 AM

"It's hard to see when I wear my sunglasses at night"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 31, 2011, 12:52:07 PM

"She's not only a meanieface, she's a thief, AND a bully!!"

- Pinkie Pie, MLP:FIM

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Post by: stewartsage on September 01, 2011, 01:41:03 PM

"Technically, we're talking about a big pink thing."
-20th Century Irish History professor

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 01, 2011, 10:22:11 PM

"No picking through the trash, Kari."

-My Mum

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Post by: Nichi on September 01, 2011, 11:34:01 PM

"I had to check a calender to make sure I didn't somehow end up in 1981"
-Me

Some from earlier today, both from me:
"Jumping Jack Gas is the Flash!"

"Fucking trains? Rule 34 much"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 02, 2011, 09:08:14 PM

"Dear Sir!
Have 50.000$ redy 25.000$ in
20$ bills 15.000$ in 10$ bills and
10.000$ in 5$ bills After 2–4 days
we will inform you were to deliver
the mony.

We warn you for making
anyding public or for notify the Police
The child is in gut care.
Indication for all letters are
singnature
and three holes."

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Post by: Nichi on September 03, 2011, 06:52:55 PM

"I am a master of squeezing through small spaces"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 03, 2011, 07:44:14 PM

"You can't make him choose! He's just a boy!"

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Post by: Nichi on September 04, 2011, 11:27:27 AM

"Some day...I'll buy myself a decent wig"

"If friendship is magic, then MS-DOS is alchemy"

"Sexy tractor succubus!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 04, 2011, 09:52:05 PM

"But Peter, you're drunk!"

"Horace....."

"You're right. This is more important."

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Post by: Nichi on September 05, 2011, 05:50:41 PM

From today's episode of AT4W:

"She wants to ride your big rig!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 05, 2011, 08:14:34 PM

*SNIIIIFF*
"You smell nice~"
"Thankyou...."
*SNIIIIIFF*
".......I like your tie."

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Post by: Nichi on September 06, 2011, 01:20:42 PM

"I am a dignified businesswoman. Wither that makes someone's argument invalid or not is up for debate"
- Me

"I can see clearly now my brain is gone!"
- Crow T. Robot

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 06, 2011, 10:07:34 PM

"Your penis would shoot right off your body."

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Post by: Nichi on September 07, 2011, 10:19:11 PM

"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car!"

"Kid tested, demon overlord approved"

"His ego is as big as his stimulus"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2011, 08:00:11 PM

"Is it clean?"

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Post by: Nichi on September 08, 2011, 09:16:15 PM

"...And now for something completely different: a cat with a toaster pastry for a body"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2011, 09:50:11 PM

"Wrong shaft in my pants.
:7"

-NejinOniwa

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Post by: Nichi on September 09, 2011, 05:59:58 PM

"Shatner is being attacked by his toupe!"
-My sister

"This has become like a sadistic version of Care Bears"
- Me

"Screw the rules, I have love!"
- Me, as Sakura Kinomoto

"I need to food. Brb, fooding"
- Some guy on GameFAQs

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Post by: NejinOniwa on September 10, 2011, 02:06:37 PM

Today, another clanner (my cousin) was at the dinner table. Which of course makes for wonderful burlesque hijinks all around! Here is a sample:

Quote from: Nejin and his dad/mom in some odd cacaphony-Your belt is hanging like a...
-Flaccid penis?
-A flaccid, metallic, square, not all too natural...
-A flaccid prosthetic penis!

I also wish to quote this mail from my mom's inbox:

Quote from: Dat mail...the Environmental Department (miljödepartementet) wishes to know if there are any events that you will invite the royal family to. We are guessing that the court also condones operational planning.

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Post by: Nichi on September 10, 2011, 02:54:44 PM

"Screw the rules, I have poverty!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 10, 2011, 08:23:50 PM

"You would take me, wait, um, you would take me there, uh, you would take me to the market and put me on that thing..."

-me, in reference to a small carousel outside the local markets

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Post by: Nichi on September 10, 2011, 11:20:25 PM

[11:18 PM 9/10/11] chocofreak887: and for once, YOU get to eat KIRBY!!

[6:15 PM 9/11/11], chocofreak887: so my dad grew a 2 and a half foot zucchni

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Post by: Nichi on September 12, 2011, 06:11:37 PM

This one needs a new post to itself:

"I'm a firm believer in Playboy"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on September 14, 2011, 05:56:41 PM

This is probably the most straight-on-yet-totally-out joke I've ever seen. And it's so very bad that it's absolutely hilarious.

Quote from: Yuru Yuri, ep3-Mm, this snack is delicious!
-I WANT TO EAT YOU.

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Post by: stewartsage on September 14, 2011, 08:33:49 PM

"You know what's wrong with this photo? That bottle isn't in my hand."
-Photography professor on picture of Jack Daniels bottle

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Post by: Bella on September 14, 2011, 09:36:14 PM

>Hold on a sex
>*sec

-Stewart on Freudian slips (or hitting the "x" key instead of the "c")

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 14, 2011, 11:08:00 PM

"So is this like Porno Mode?"

-me, in class today when my teacher was describing the 'sexy hd feature' of a video camera

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Post by: Nichi on September 15, 2011, 11:06:07 AM

"I think he's actually a giant self-aware banana"
- A GameFAQs user, on "Why is Pikachu yellow?"

Also:
"Peanut butter and yugioh do not go together very well"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 17, 2011, 12:00:33 PM

Freya: "We must do it."
Chii : "We must....do it."

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Post by: Nichi on September 20, 2011, 01:57:21 PM

"It's like if David Lynch where to direct a Care Bears movie"

"Some say he is a brony, and that he has a shrine dedicated to Pinkie Pie. All we know, is that he's called the Stig"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 21, 2011, 11:24:11 AM

"Long and Hard, good job mum."

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Post by: stewartsage on September 21, 2011, 08:45:35 PM

"Yep, I think this beats the meat"
-Photography professor again

"There's something Freudian about submarines that chicks dig, the shape of the boat, torpedoes, and missiles. Damn."
-Me

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Post by: Nichi on September 24, 2011, 06:48:06 PM

"What are you going to do when you get to Midgar?"
"Donuts!"

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Post by: Nichi on September 25, 2011, 10:01:09 PM

I saw this in a topic on GameFAQs earlier:

"So every girl I've been with has has a ladyhole...what does that mean O_o"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 25, 2011, 10:28:56 PM

(ie: i catch TB. i go in anyway.)

-me, describing my inability to not go to school this semester

"No! You're eating my brother!"

EDIT: "Did we just break the internet?"
"It's the internet police!! They're on to us!!!"

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Post by: Nichi on September 27, 2011, 07:01:39 AM

"I get angry easily on the internet because the people don't consider me a horse"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on September 28, 2011, 02:59:12 PM

Quote from: Progress - A Princess Luna ficColts: "I said, you're very hot."

Luna: "I think it's quite temperate, actually,"

FOR SCIENCE, THIS MUST BE MADE A STANDARDIZED REPLY FOR EVERY GOOD NERD

Quote from: Chapter 5 of said fic, In which Luna...well, no spoilers!
(Luna)You're far too old for anypony, her mind pointed out. How many ponies around here are pushing a thousand save for Celestia?

Somewhere, a brown pony with an hourglass cutiemark sneezed. Finding the sensation enjoyable, he and his companion headed off to procure some pepper.

OH FUCK YOU ALL I'M LAUGHING NOW

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Post by: stewartsage on September 28, 2011, 03:26:46 PM

"What do you do when you're not in class? Sniff glue?"
-Student to another student in Photography

"I do not know what that means or what it is."
-Photography professor on Glee

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Post by: Nichi on September 28, 2011, 10:27:53 PM

"Combustible Lemons would make a good name for a rock band"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 30, 2011, 05:54:37 PM

"I feel like I drowned."

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Post by: Nichi on October 02, 2011, 06:39:34 PM

[6:36:27 PM] Stew: If not, then it's mo' like "Ain't no rule sex"

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Post by: Bella on October 02, 2011, 08:40:12 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on October 02, 2011, 06:39:34 PM
[6:36:27 PM] Stew: If not, then it's mo' like "Ain't no rule sex"

Huh?

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Post by: Nichi on October 02, 2011, 10:40:01 PM

"Goodbye! I'm going back to the cake planet with my people!"

@Bella: I'd explain that quote, but that would give it it context, so...

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Post by: stewartsage on October 03, 2011, 12:34:52 PM

It's for the lumberjack competition...... DAYUM.

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 04, 2011, 09:26:09 PM

"......MEAT!!!"

-me, after getting off the phone with my mum earlier today :3

"It pushes you in the rear"

- my mum

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Post by: Nichi on October 07, 2011, 07:01:57 PM

"Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard"

"Nothing says awesome quite like mowing down an army of zombies while listening to Alvin & the Chipmunks rapping"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2011, 10:20:16 PM

"Look long and hard!!"

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Post by: Nichi on October 16, 2011, 10:03:13 AM

"Don't troll the fish"

"My dog drove to IHOP? That explains why my car is missing..."

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 16, 2011, 07:36:25 PM

"i just read something in my textbook about shinto religion as "defecation" o__o;"

"ok dude you're going to love this
the term "waifu" just came up in my textbook"

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Post by: Bella on October 16, 2011, 08:55:34 PM

"You look fairly young; but I assume you know how BIG mainframes are." </paraphrasing>

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Post by: Nichi on October 18, 2011, 08:45:01 PM

[8:42:10 PM] chocofreak887: my pie has recieved much praise

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 21, 2011, 05:40:08 PM

"That's be awesome, fucking a couple people"
-my mum

"My underpants have an unpleasent habit of sliding down without my permission"
-my sister

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Post by: Nichi on October 21, 2011, 08:48:25 PM

"Oh yeah; I'm in a truck! Fuck yeah!"
- Me

"Let's fuck puppies"
- One of my bro-in-law's friends, when using T9 on his cell phone

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 22, 2011, 09:00:16 PM

"Just stick it in"

-Lady at the Fabric Store

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Post by: Bella on October 22, 2011, 09:27:59 PM

There needs to be a Dirty Context Quote thread....
-Me, right now

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Post by: Nichi on October 22, 2011, 09:34:22 PM

"There is a Santa doll staring at me"
- My sister

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 22, 2011, 09:59:12 PM

"i just feel gross eating ham"

-guy i met last week

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Post by: Nichi on October 23, 2011, 02:51:37 PM

"Fishing! Fishing! Win!, Win!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 23, 2011, 04:11:33 PM

"Yes Sir, this man has no dick.'

-in class

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Post by: Nichi on October 24, 2011, 10:47:57 AM

[10:47:16 AM] PentiumMMX: Perhaps he's a wise man, meditating on top of a mountain...using his mind to post on the OSC

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Post by: Bella on October 24, 2011, 11:23:33 AM

"Everybody's heard, about the bird, bird bird bird, the bird is the word b-b-b-bird bird bird~"

-My brother, singing Surfin' Bird.

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Post by: Nichi on October 26, 2011, 08:34:58 PM

"I have a secret girlfriend. So secret, even she doesn't know"

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Post by: NejinOniwa on October 27, 2011, 12:22:14 AM

That's just stalking, Pentium mah boi.

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 27, 2011, 10:04:55 PM

"Oh no, someone peed in my pants!"

-Chris Griffin

(@nejies and pantium: appearantly my friend's roommate can get like that, even if he doesn't know the girl in question.)

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Post by: Nichi on October 31, 2011, 11:23:44 AM

"In the background, you'll see familiar faces such as Mario, Yoshi, and...a cheeseburger with lettuce?"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 05, 2011, 11:15:59 PM

(Mayor McCheese?)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 06, 2011, 07:43:12 PM

"I'm kind of like her...except male. And possibly slightly more sane. Possibly"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 06, 2011, 11:15:12 PM

"I LIKED YOU BETTER FAT!!!"

*gasp*

"......BRING ON THE BROWNIES!!!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 08, 2011, 11:43:21 AM

"I have a confession to make. I am the Hamburgler"

"It's like a car, except it's a small airplane"

"Disney World is a conspiracy, man! It's really a cover for Area 51"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 09, 2011, 07:12:35 PM

[7:11:26 PM] PentiumMMX: It'd be like "Oops...I accidentally the Emergency Alert System to play Giana Sisters"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 10, 2011, 07:22:09 PM

'As Dick Cheney once said, 'Go Fuck Yourself!!'

EDIT:

"When asked why, he reportedly stated, "Because I'm fucking insane."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on November 11, 2011, 12:17:43 PM

"It's an army of Krammers! LSD Krammers!"
-Professor D. Turner

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 16, 2011, 08:28:59 AM

"Did my hometown suddenly become Silent Hill?"

"The wereferrets are coming to take me to Nirvana. They're having a concert"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 17, 2011, 07:32:49 PM

"I had coffee with dead people this morning"
- My dad

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 18, 2011, 05:36:47 PM

"is it bad to be craving ice cream when you're shivering?"
"no, but i ate it all."
"i'm sorry."
".....why are you sorry??"
".....i'm not sure."

-me and maggie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 23, 2011, 09:35:20 AM

"Changeformers: Less than you'd expect!"
- Nostalgia Critic

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 23, 2011, 07:56:55 PM

"She tried to make herself look as inconspicuous as possible, which was hard because she was naked and purple."

Oh ponies.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 24, 2011, 09:42:42 AM

"Oh god I miss the olden days, when everything could be made better by adding a bit of radiation. : p"
-Bella

"There are so many sexual undertones in this art it's making me asexual."
-Me, last semester

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on November 24, 2011, 10:09:39 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on November 24, 2011, 09:42:42 AM
"Oh god I miss the olden days, when everything could be made better by adding a bit of radiation. : p"
-Bella

"There are so many sexual undertones in this art it's making me asexual."
-Me, last semester

I know Pitkin-sama said that first quote would make a good signature... but I REALLY want to signaturize that second one. xD

...

I riff constantly through the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, mostly because it's so corny. A few things I remember saying:

"The autotune-fu is strong in this one!"

"Boston BREWERS?! This idiot New Yorker can't even remember the name of our hockey team!"

"I didn't know Scotty McCreery was the latest American Idol winner, I thought he was a participant in the Hatfield-McCoy feud."

"The trouble with girls is, He can't get one."

"South Dakota doesn't have a culture, it's all hobos in teepees eating buffalo for sustenance."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 24, 2011, 10:56:19 AM

i love all those quotes. -w-

and as for the second one, go ahead, it was pretty true. ><;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 24, 2011, 04:07:54 PM

[4:03:43 PM] PentiumMMX: Your greatest foe is a zombie robot ninja Hitler xD

"What should I get your grandma for Christmas?"
"A bobble-head that looks like my cat :3"
- My mom and I, on Christmas gifts

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 26, 2011, 08:59:43 PM

"..........it's always weird to hear a grandmother use the word "sexy"

-me, taking to a friend

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 26, 2011, 09:56:34 PM

"When I grow up, I wanna be a fire hydrant"
- A GameFAQs user

"One time, I pondered to myself 'Am I insane?'. Then I ate a Pop Tart"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 28, 2011, 12:18:28 PM

*beep beep beep*
"What the hell was that?"
".......it's the carbon monoxide alarm."
"Should we we worried!?" o__o;
".....probably nothing."

-an exchange between me, sister, and dad earlier

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 28, 2011, 08:38:48 PM

"Frak yeah; Christmas lights"

"I was called here by fangirls, who wish to pay me tribute!"

"Christmas Eve will find me...and steal my eggnog"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 30, 2011, 07:33:05 PM

"With that being said, please kill your cell phone."

EDIT: "I'd sooner fuck Stew than fuck my oldest cousin"

-not me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 02, 2011, 07:58:43 AM

"Good for digestion, bad for everything else"

"One does not simply walk into Santa's Workshop"

[1:12:54 PM] chocofreak887: *pictures a glowing hat descending from the skies*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 04, 2011, 03:51:30 PM

"Perhaps having a flour tortilla shell with hot sauce in it wasn't the best idea..."
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 04, 2011, 04:50:35 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on November 30, 2011, 07:33:05 PM
EDIT: "I'd sooner fuck Stew than fuck my oldest cousin"

-not me

Tell me who said that Kari.

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3610/yunogasairesized.jpg)

I wanna have a word with them.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 04, 2011, 07:23:47 PM

"Mom is a hallucination brought on by Sylvester :3"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 04, 2011, 08:45:31 PM

Quote from: Bella on December 04, 2011, 04:50:35 PM
Quote from: Chocofreak13 on November 30, 2011, 07:33:05 PM
EDIT: "I'd sooner fuck Stew than fuck my oldest cousin"

-not me

Tell me who said that Kari.

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3610/yunogasairesized.jpg)

I wanna have a word with them.

no! :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 09, 2011, 06:50:03 PM

"I'm off to find my dignity~!"

"It is our symbol to wear short trousers all over the year"

"No amount of cowbell can help this song"

"The giant inflatable Santa will eat your soul!"

[3:51:45 PM] chocofreak887: yes, don't share something that's free anyway

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 13, 2011, 09:33:38 AM

"I am a slutologist"
- A GameFAQs user

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on December 13, 2011, 04:13:42 PM

Cutie Mark Crusaders Pals Battalion yay!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 13, 2011, 07:12:03 PM

"Sorry Passengers, 3 of the seats are soaking wet"

-bus driver today :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 15, 2011, 10:12:48 AM

"I used to be an adventurer line you. Then I took a honey badger to the knee"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 15, 2011, 07:32:30 PM

"Here. Put this in your mouth and suck on it."

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 17, 2011, 11:27:10 AM

[11:04:01 AM] PentiumMMX: So, if I ever need blood, I'll give you a call xD

"Do you have any sausage with your eggs? Do you want some?"

"I am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of me"
— Captain Edmund Blackadder

"It's the most horrible time at the mall~"
— Me

"sounds like your game was possessed by a beat-boxing demon or something"
— A comment on YouTube

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 18, 2011, 11:18:31 PM

"Available at drugstores everywhere, in the Vitamin and Family Planning sections!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 19, 2011, 09:21:18 AM

"Because it's the cover to the Leisure Suit Larry vs. Street Fighter crossover?"

"Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say "I am the Walrus. Goo-goo g'joob""

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 19, 2011, 11:07:32 PM

'The Package is ~~for~~ addressed to Karen'

-Nej, referring to my mum (Karen)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 20, 2011, 08:10:00 AM

Hey! "Addressed to", thank you very much. No misquoting in the quote thread!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2011, 10:45:42 AM

fix'd. still sounds dirty. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 21, 2011, 09:41:56 AM

"Save better, live money. Mall-Wart"

"I am the Bruce Lee of sleep"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 22, 2011, 09:58:33 PM

"No one expected the Spanish Icequisition."

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 22, 2011, 10:57:09 PM

"I'm a zombie plumber"

"I'd rather freeze my balls off than fry my brains in the heat. The latter is far more useful"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 23, 2011, 07:38:52 PM

"You're easy, aren't you?"

-My grandma, to her cat

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 23, 2011, 08:06:58 PM

Guy 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Guy 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Guy 3: Is it a church warden?
All 3 together: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 24, 2011, 12:32:39 AM

"Lesbians can be tiny"
-Stewartsage on... something

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 24, 2011, 03:14:37 PM

"Screw the rules, I have presents!"

"A reindeer got run over by grandma"

"I have a mask bro, I can't die!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 25, 2011, 11:31:59 AM

"Move over, Santa; I am the Bruce Lee of Christmas"
- Me

[8:23:48 PM] chocofreak887: rule number two: don't crawl into strange holes.

"One can't imagine being a forest, and then suddenly, you can!"

[8:45:19 PM] chocofreak887: what's in my wallet? wallet!

"My head is full of trees"

[9:05:19 PM] chocofreak887: sexy golf ball!

[9:08:56 PM] chocofreak887: happy ending!!
[9:09:05 PM] PentiumMMX: *eats an eggroll*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Alex S on December 26, 2011, 02:48:52 AM

"Praise him."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 26, 2011, 10:11:34 AM

"I wanna open up a pizza place that serves cold pizza"

"I honestly though he was singing 'I got to moves my jacket'"

"NyQuil tastes like green"

"The cake wasn't a lie until it took an arrow to the knee"

"Fear me! I've been to Hell and wear a Hello Kitty jacket!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 31, 2011, 03:36:45 AM

"........"
"Dude"
"i just realized something"
"i'm a giant brown rabbit with a creepy hat."

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 31, 2011, 07:46:10 PM

[12/31/11 7:46 PM] PentiumMMX: Holy shit it's a sentient bowl of stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 01, 2012, 07:22:17 AM

"And...It's not so far from there to Narvik..."

Me, some hour ago. For those of you not from around here, this is totally ridiculous because Narvik is one of the most WAY OFF places you can get. I mean JUST LOOK AT IT (http://maps.google.se/maps?hl=sv&q=narvik&gs_upl=947l2216l0l2257l10l5l2l1l1l0l126l307l3.1l7l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1680&bih=849&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x45dbc6becd5546e1:0x58d53d439898b5dc,Narviks+kommun,+Kongeriket+Norge&gl=se&ei=6F0AT-XmF9HY4QSWhcyNCA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CFMQ8gEwAA)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 01, 2012, 11:45:55 AM

"I though they where saying 'Digimons are the trumpets'"
- Me, at age 8

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 01, 2012, 12:00:33 PM

"That's either Justin Bieber or a cute lesbian."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 01, 2012, 08:43:37 PM

"Dr. Pepper: The official drink of ME-tan's exploding microwave >:3"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 12:55:29 AM

Ceric Heaven Dog 1:52 am
heh I just faced 9 women and the last trainer in this set of 10 is a man

Chocofreak887 1:53 am
is it gary oak?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 02, 2012, 01:48:47 PM

"So you're saying they're gay Rastafarian Freemasons?"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 02, 2012, 06:38:11 PM

"My windows are insulated by ninjas"
- Me

"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off"
- A sign on my dad's desk at work

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 05, 2012, 07:11:48 PM

"I though this song was about the Ewok mating ritual"
- Me, at age 13

"She's kind of like him, except female, and definitely less sane"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 06, 2012, 04:24:33 PM

"DON'T PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THERE!"
-Me

"Food tastes better when it's being hand-fed to you"
-Me again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 06, 2012, 08:45:41 PM

"I used to be a knight in shining armor, much like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 07, 2012, 02:29:46 AM

felicia 2:59 am
wait
which foot?

rofflecakes23 2:59 am
right

felicia 3:00 am
OH GOD MINE TOO O_O ITS AN EPIDEMIC
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

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rofflecakes23 2:59 am
my foot.....is numb.

mel clark 2:59 am
that's not good

Chocofreak887 2:59 am
my butt is numb.

mel clark 2:59 am
that's not good either
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Chocofreak887 2:48 am
DERP FISH
DERP FISH!!!
<333

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Chocofreak887 2:14 am
oh, mel, you'll be happy to know that black striped egg you gave me is a male. :3

mel clark 2:14 am
oooo
random dragcave input xD

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Chocofreak887 2:12 am
i do that alot, actually.
i pull a jade.
^^;

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felicia 2:10 am
I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE :D <33333

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Chocofreak887 2:06 am
how dare you call it 80's!!
>:[
my ringtone is NOT 80's!!

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Chocofreak887 2:03 am
piedmon. ON PIEDMON

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mel clark 2:02 am
why the dots?

Chocofreak887 2:02 am
because she's not a yaoi fan ?

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Chocofreak887 1:56 am
*grabs shoulders*
*SHAKES*

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felicia 1:56 am
...*resists*

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Chocofreak887 1:56 am
what do you want.
yaoi?
vocaloid music?

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rofflecakes23 1:53 am
I...don't have a phone :D

felicia 1:53 am
o.o what happened?

felicia 1:53 am
y-you had two..
YOU HAD TWO T_T

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felicia 1:53 am
MY SHAME

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Chocofreak887 1:52 am
it's 15 seconds of MY GOD I HEAR THE ANGELS SINGING

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felicia 1:51 am
*fails everything forever*

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Chocofreak887 1:50 am
meep.
I BROKE IT.

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mel clark 1:48 am
nude patch reminded me of it

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felicia 1:48 am
male + male = babie.

Chocofreak887 1:48 am
THE SEXIEST BABY EVER.

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mel clark 1:48 am
KARI

Chocofreak887 1:48 am
WHAT

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felicia 1:45 am
but how would you know if it was really me?
i've.. studied?

Chocofreak887 1:45 am
how do i know you're really you?
how do you know i'm really me?

felicia 1:45 am
O_O OH GOD, HOW DO I KNOW I'M REALLY ME!?

Chocofreak887 1:45 am
how does anyone know that they're anyone?

rofflecakes23 1:46 am
@ A @ NO STOP ITTTTT

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
you could all be bots for all i know.

mel clark 1:46 am
dude no one else could handle being you...

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
i could be a bot.

rofflecakes23 1:46 am
Lmao

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
this could all be a video game,
being played by some kids somewhere
ON SOME OTHER PLANET

felicia 1:46 am
lamest. vidyagaem. ever.

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
ARE WE REAL

mel clark 1:46 am
then can the kid playing me please not fail a class next semester

rofflecakes23 1:46 am
LOL

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

mel clark 1:46 am
NO

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY

rofflecakes23 1:46 am
sooo, some kids playing.....sims?
xD

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
caught in a landslide.

mel clark 1:46 am
I see no little green crystal things

Chocofreak887 1:46 am
no escape from reality.
well of course we can't see them
duhhh.
otherwise we'd know.

felicia 1:47 am
sims, huh? brb, i have this overwhelming urge to pee on the floor and light my house on fire

Chocofreak887 1:47 am
and revold.

Chocofreak887 1:47 am
don't forget to walk off the balcony after.
there are toaster strudels on tv

felicia 1:47 am
i was gonna go swimming, but the ladder keeps disappearing
*EXAGGERATED HAND GESTURES*

Chocofreak887 1:47 am
someone deleted the mail lady

rofflecakes23 1:47 am
man I never owned that game either but damnit's funny xD

Chocofreak887 1:48 am
i need to pay my bills ;^;
how will i now

felicia 1:48 am
XDDD

mel clark 1:48 am
online?

felicia 1:48 am
nude patch, anyone?

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felicia 1:43 am
o-o;; sadako? you mean... th-the.. sadako?

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Chocofreak887 1:42 am
*holds up the chair*
DO IT, SADAKO.

rofflecakes23 1:43 am
D:
nooooooooooooooooooo
-dives-

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Chocofreak887 1:41 am
how dare people go around under my name. >>;

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rofflecakes23 1:40 am
don't mind me, herpin' my derp.

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rofflecakes23 1:32 am
soo, either of you draw?

Chocofreak887 1:32 am
hell yes.

mel clark 1:32 am
oh god yes

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mel clark 1:30 am
DAMN IT

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rofflecakes23 1:29 am
ahhh
windows 98

rofflecakes23 1:29 am
brings back memories

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mel clark 1:26 am
my dad just told me a rumor about windows 8

felicia 1:26 am
it's so the same thing~
o.o oh?

rofflecakes23 1:26 am
ehh windows 8

Chocofreak887 1:27 am
windows 8 sucks. i've seen screencaps.

mel clark 1:27 am
windows 8 will be able to play xbox games if you subscribe to xbox live

Chocofreak887 1:27 am
interesting.

felicia 1:27 am
because naming them became lame after vista?

Chocofreak887 1:27 am
no, they still have names, they're just for the beta versions

felicia 1:27 am
b-but.. *points to windows 7*

Chocofreak887 1:27 am
you're talking to a computer nerd
the beta name for win 7 was Vienna. they were going to name it that, but after the controversy with Vista, they decided to just have the number.

felicia 1:28 am
ah, i see x3

Chocofreak887 1:28 am
and if you care to recall, most of the windows OSes have numbers rather than names
windows 1.0, 2.0, 3.1 and 3.2, 95, 98 and 98SE, 2000....

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mel clark 1:23 am
ok I need to get off gamecube so I can actually spell words I know I can spell correctly

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felicia 1:22 am
so now i just emulate everything.

Chocofreak887 1:22 am
emulating isn't the same. >>;

felicia 1:22 am
it so is o.o

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felicia 1:04 am
*forces everyone to like what i like* mwahahaha~

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felicia 1:03 am
*realizes we have a group*

mel clark 1:04 am
a group of what?

felicia 1:04 am
animu fans.

mel clark 1:04 am
ah

Chocofreak887 1:04 am
LET'S HAVE A CON.

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Chocofreak887 12:41 am
it's black again because it doesn't love you.

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Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 07, 2012, 02:38:14 PM

"This computer smells like a cheeseburger right now"
- Me

[3:48:26 PM] PentiumMMX: Now I know what that guy meant when he said to me "You're a wizard, Penti!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 07, 2012, 08:38:56 PM

"Some things just shouldn't smell like things. Like how nothing should smell like dishwater and nothing should smell like a public bathroom. of course, it'd be worse if your dishwater smelled like a public bathroom."

-me

"Ah, Little fishbreath....."

-me again

[8:40:19 PM] chocofreak887: dyslexia ftw~!

[5:22:48 PM] chocofreak887: a bunch of people just came here o__o

[4:26:24 PM] Rodney Grimes: My cat = Dalek :3

EDIT:

"this isn't something to be solved by foot."

take two:

"this isn't something to be solved by food."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 07, 2012, 10:36:38 PM

"My eyes are soda, yo!"

"Today's moment of "I make myself look like a dumbass" has been brought to you by the letter I and the number 7"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 08, 2012, 04:27:54 PM

"when you do a girl properly, you'll hear it."

-misheard tv commercial

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 08, 2012, 07:31:49 PM

"Why do they call them apples if they don't taste like Apple Jacks?"

"It's Robo Kool-Aid Man!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 09, 2012, 08:31:45 PM

[In reply to dead baby joke about babies being snatched and eaten by bald eagles]

"I didn't say the eagles were going to EAT the babies they snatch! I meant they were going to raise the babies as their own! Some kids are raised by wolves, some are raised by eagles, and some are raised by bears. The ones who are raised by bears grow up to be Russian people."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 11, 2012, 07:08:42 PM

"I think I'll eat my imagination"

"Nothing says that you're a group of brave heroes quite like running from an army of space chickens"

"I like to cook things on my laptop"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 02:57:50 PM

"If he loves you, he'll let you have your way. :3"

-me, to my cousin in regard to her wedding (though idk if i said it or thought it)

"A husband just wants to see his wife....UNDER THE WHEELS OF HIS CAR! And, a convenience store UNEXPECTEDLY OPENS A DRIVE THRU!!!"

-Tru TV's Most Daring

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 14, 2012, 06:56:58 PM

"Aliens had a hand in creating Pawn Stars"

"I'm making lies"
- Me, while baking a cake

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 08:22:52 PM

what was heard: "Once you're hooked on hardcore porn, you never leave."
what was said: "Once you're hooked on hardcore pawn, you never leave."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 14, 2012, 09:17:29 PM

"Vlad the Impaler wasn't a complete monster who took pleasure in the suffering of others; he was just an innocent guy who took home security very seriously"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 09:38:17 PM

(if i could like that on facebook, i would.)

Chocofreak887 10:23 pm
like picture the crew of digimon.

mel clark 10:23 pm
*starts giggling at the thought*

EDIT: at pentium's request, the full conversation:

mel clark 10:15 pm
did you see the link I put on fb to the picture that I called a good reason to re watching Tegami Bachi?

Chocofreak887 10:21 pm
now i did -w-

mel clark 10:22 pm
lol

Chocofreak887 10:22 pm
only one thing to say:
i'd tap that.
-w-

mel clark 10:22 pm
xDDD

Chocofreak887 10:22 pm
heh
but it's true, he's pretty damn hot in that. >w<

mel clark 10:22 pm
oh yes

Chocofreak887 10:22 pm
but then, most anime boys are in that type of outfit. it's great. ^^
just picture the other guys of tegami bachi in that!

mel clark 10:23 pm
*0*

Chocofreak887 10:23 pm
ikrite?
it works for other series, too.
like picture the crew of digimon.

mel clark 10:23 pm
*starts giggling at the thought*

Chocofreak887 10:23 pm
am i right?

mel clark 10:23 pm
well of course

Chocofreak887 10:24 pm
^^
hm
now i kind of want to draw some of my favourite anime boys in schoolboy outfits....

mel clark 10:24 pm
xDD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 14, 2012, 11:02:25 PM

Quote"Vlad the Impaler wasn't a complete monster who took pleasure in the suffering of others; he was just an innocent guy who took home security very seriously"

Fun thing is, that's the truth. He was one of the most badass (and skilled) military commanders ever, pulling off magnificent feats like beating an ottoman army of 75k with his own 25k army, slaughtering most of them and losing nearly none of his own troops. The whole "vlad the impaler" thing is Bohemian/Austrian (or HRE general) propaganda against him, for the act he did AFTER the famous Night Raid: filling Wallachia (Not Transsylvania!), his homeland, with the staked corpses of the 50k turks he'd killed with his 25k badass riders, inspiring such fear in the +100k ottoman army that came to attack him after that THEY ALL. RAN. AWAY. BACK TO TURKEY.

25000 wallachians and one Vlad II
vs
~200000 turks
Outcome: ~3000 wallachians dead
~Over 50000 turks dead
All ottoman forces repelled

FUCKING BADASSMASTER, VLAD II DRACULA.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 11:45:52 PM

[12:45:44 AM]PentiumMMX: Not sure if my penis is USB compatible or not

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 15, 2012, 04:35:33 AM

Quote from: Pinkie Pie, you crazy bastardQuick! Make a wish and blow out the candles! Which is easy, because there are ZERO CANDLES!!!

Oh pinkie. <3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 15, 2012, 12:01:14 PM

"If I'm ever in charge of a lawn-care company, I'm naming it Lawn Order"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 15, 2012, 04:24:07 PM

"Wait, so how does dark matter affect the land speed record?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2012, 12:28:51 AM

"All Men Should Aspire to be Unicorns."

-[as]

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 16, 2012, 11:19:34 AM

"This story is rated 18+. That means it's good stuff"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2012, 03:35:59 PM

"I'll show you guys my secret spot!"
-My friend Etel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 16, 2012, 06:18:29 PM

"To err is human. To murr is Silly :3"

"The future is in the future"

"Behold; Venus fly traps that feed off of McDonald's!"

"Today, all my Limbo practice pays off!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 17, 2012, 09:38:50 PM

"My boyfriend can't be this cute!"
-Me, on my boyfriend being adorable.

"History will remember President Bush as President Monkeyface."
-Me, on George W. Bush looking like a freaking monkey.

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2012, 11:09:26 PM

he DID look kind of like a monkey.....

and grover cleveland was adorable. <33

"You're so Shady, you cast a Shadow in the Dark!"
-new joke i invented >w>

"I've never contracted a virus"
-Pentium

"i don't think i've gotten a virus once"

-me

"All I know of is Facebook and Netflix"
-Pentium

[1/17/2012 11:27:41 PM] chocofreak887: so far, the only one that doesn't sound like hardcore porn is that one i sent you >>;;;

[1/17/2012 10:54:17 PM] chocofreak887: ^^
[1/17/2012 10:54:45 PM] chocofreak887: funny thing is, that's equal to or lighter than a lot of the techno i have xD
[1/17/2012 10:55:06 PM] Rodney Grimes: O_O
[1/17/2012 10:55:08 PM] Rodney Grimes: Wow

[1/17/2012 10:46:12 PM] chocofreak887: tepic, right?
[1/17/2012 10:46:23 PM] chocofreak887: (techno + epic)

EDIT:
[12:11:52 AM] Rodney Grimes: I get around

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 18, 2012, 10:13:02 AM

"Pants to be darkened!"

"This is like dealing with lions that escaped from a zoo.....by blasting kittens with a flamethrower"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2012, 12:04:16 AM

Chocofreak887 1:03 am
"my best friend is a disembodied piece of code!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 19, 2012, 07:17:26 PM

"You can't download a t-shirt"

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Post by: Bella on January 19, 2012, 08:28:57 PM

>"I don't even think there are any strip clubs in New Hampshire."
"That's because the women here are too hairy... it would be like watching a bear dancing on a pole."

True conversation, bro.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2012, 09:15:03 PM

for the record, the closest strip joint i know of is in mass, but close.

"Here's your Ass Pad, kid. ;v; "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 21, 2012, 11:22:50 AM

"Clean your carpet by setting it on fire"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 01:01:56 PM

"I can use her as a voicebox"

-Pentium

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 22, 2012, 07:41:45 PM

"You're not supposed to do snakes, man; that's kind of gross"

"I'm not sure what to do with my newfound sexiness..."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 25, 2012, 11:43:42 AM

"Nah; you're just hearing ninja werewolves"

"Ice cream is one of the four main food groups"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 11:13:17 AM

"giants are huge and tough"
-my sister

"I aim for the spot"
-my teacher

"so we're russian? cool!"
-me

"well, we are having some golden showers here...."
-me

"playing bladderball, playing bladderball."
-my teacher

"the first one to punch the other guy's balls gets to go first."
-my friend

"it's bouncing on yellow ice"
-me

"CORN"
-scratched graffiti on a steel divider in the kenmore t station

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2012, 03:01:03 PM

But giants ARE huge and tough. Pray the Divines for any fool dragon that has the lunacy to pounce on a giant camp! Wham, wham, VERY DEAD.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 05:44:26 PM

but if they're huge and tough, what else about them is huge and tough?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 27, 2012, 07:27:19 PM

"If you play it backwards, you'll hear a message from the Devil. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 07:47:45 PM

i had a song like that, only it was the jonas brothers. :\

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 27, 2012, 10:50:06 PM

"It takes a lot of maturity to fully appreciate boredom"

"Why not fire photon taquitos instead?"

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Post by: Bella on January 28, 2012, 06:04:02 PM

"Oh my god, I want to see tiny Catholic priest."

-Me on CHILD PREACHERS.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 06:38:46 PM

who do they molest....newborns? :\

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 28, 2012, 06:51:25 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 06:38:46 PM
who do they molest....newborns? :\

Ooooooooooooooooooh, snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

Tiny nuns would be kind of awesome too. And a pretty amazing plot for an animu. MAKE THIS HAPPEN, JAPAN!

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 09:49:54 PM

i'll do it later. >>;

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Post by: NejinOniwa on January 29, 2012, 05:09:01 AM

Did someone say Tiny Nuns? 'Cuz we already did that.
(http://2dteleidoscope.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/index-01.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 29, 2012, 01:28:50 PM

[1:25:27 PM] PentiumMMX: Also, waffles are food too

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 29, 2012, 01:38:08 PM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on January 29, 2012, 05:09:01 AM
Did someone say Tiny Nuns? 'Cuz we already did that.
(http://2dteleidoscope.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/index-01.jpg)

Hnng. >w<

"It's like...... ME-CEPTION!"
-Stewart on seeing himself on my screen on his screen while videochatting/using Skype's screen-sharing feature.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 30, 2012, 08:49:02 PM

"Coffee is like cocaine in liquid form!"
- From new episode of Atop the Fourth Wall

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2012, 09:27:37 PM

"Chernobyl Chic!"

-Mike Ruiz, Photographer/Judge, Rupaul's Drag Race

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 30, 2012, 11:45:09 PM

"It's a grind to the death!"

-My nephew, on snowboarding competitions

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2012, 11:00:56 AM

(lol, you have a nephew?)

"Jerry Springer gets paid millions each season, and all he has to do is play redneck referee!"

-Me, in thought

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2012, 06:40:31 PM

"Laundry is exciting, man!"
- Me

"Better if you got free frozen yogurt; even if the homework is cursed"
- Me

"I am becoming duck"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 01, 2012, 07:12:35 PM

[8:06:18 PM] Rodney Grimes: "Fuck it; noms!"

"It's only gay if you look down!"

-My friend Donovan, some time ago

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 02, 2012, 07:33:07 AM

"I wish some protest group would occupy my wang"
- A GameFAQs user

"The chicken came before the egg, but it was a T-Rex and therefore not a chicken at all"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2012, 05:27:41 PM

"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!"

-Dan, the Artist's Model for my class today

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 02, 2012, 07:47:17 PM

"There is a were everything. There are even wereweres"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2012, 09:20:35 PM

"They tried to Bang me"

-My Teacher

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2012, 12:44:54 PM

"I'm picturing a tyrannosaurus rex talking to a volcano about mineral water"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 05:58:22 PM

[6:49:09 PM] Rodney Grimes: You stumbled onto a new secret place :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 03, 2012, 08:41:07 PM

"I'm really not from the midwest.... I'm from the Mideast!" *Ululates*

Stew: "You may want to pick up a pregnancy test tomorrow."
Me: "You may want to pick up one too..."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 10:10:14 PM

.........is there going to be a little OSCer? ;v;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2012, 11:33:38 PM

"I'm pregnant now...but I still swear she's the father"
- Me

"Set feelings to maximum win-ness!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2012, 10:17:05 PM

mel clark 10:48 pm
"I don't know what will happen in this battle but if I die tell my family........their adopted and don't touch my stuff"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 05, 2012, 02:05:23 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 10:10:14 PM
.........is there going to be a little OSCer? ;v;

Quotes related:

Stew: "It's like a virgin birth but with the spirit of funk instead of the Holy Spirit."

Me: "How can two white people give birth to the spirit of funk?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on February 05, 2012, 02:48:02 AM

I don't mean the violent hit, I mean the lovin' hit!

-Bells

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 05, 2012, 02:51:02 AM

"The lovin' hit is gonna be my euphemism for sex from now on."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2012, 08:17:21 AM

"I just ate Nyan Cat for breakfast"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 11:26:53 AM

"Never Trouble Trouble till Trouble Troubles You."

- A Fortune Cookie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2012, 04:17:59 PM

"It's Super Bowl Sunday; why aren't people super bowling?"

"I got forked"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 05:37:51 PM

[6:17:19 PM] chocofreak887: designating the Queens of Love and Sex as wild cards

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2012, 08:26:15 PM

"Michael Jordan hit the homerun in the sudden death overtime"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 08:49:11 PM

"the statue is called The Duck Fucker"
- Mel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2012, 09:52:01 PM

"Your ham is the ham that will feed the heavens!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2012, 08:39:36 PM

"Her Legs are like Peanut Butter: Easy to Spread."

-Rupaul

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2012, 09:37:26 PM

"Tartarus? Sounds like a brand of toothpaste"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2012, 03:46:29 AM

QuoteThe Doctor: "Rory, Take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 07, 2012, 08:50:03 AM

"...because everybody knows elevators are much sexier than stairs"

"Save the whales; because one day, they'll save you"

"Feed the children to the whales!"

"Use your stick, Patrick"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 08, 2012, 10:37:02 AM

"This doesn't make me gay, does it dad?"
"Only if you get a boner, son. Only if you get a boner."

-Stan and Steve, American Dad

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 08, 2012, 07:54:59 PM

"I'm a rabbit now"
-My sister

"Oh hi; I kill you :3"

"I used to be immune to arrows, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 13, 2012, 12:39:20 AM

"It's going to spread out in a
mouth that memories of a chi
ldhood it's a sweet.
HOUSE CAKE WARE"

-written on the side of the box for my vegetable shapers (flower shaped cutters that can be used for fruit/vegetables/cookies/etc)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 13, 2012, 08:57:35 AM

That reminds me of some things I saw at a dollar store ages ago xD

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 13, 2012, 10:15:11 AM

funny thing is, it's printed just like that. "childhood" is cut just like that. ><;;

that said, they're wonderful little things. ^^

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2012, 04:05:53 PM

QuotePinkie Pie snorted. "No, you silly-filly! My Pinkie-sense is going off the wall. It's a new one; I don't think I've ever felt this before!" She gestured to various places on her body. "Tingly tail, itchy kneecaps, twitching nose, and a slight build-up of acid in the kidneys!" She stopped and thought for a second. "Oh, scratch that last one off. I just need to pee!"

Oh pinkie, u so randum.

Quote"This stuipid tupitsa here had to jump into cactus farm because he ran out of bits after ten minutes of game."

LOL.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 13, 2012, 08:30:38 PM

"Our waitress is a ninja"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2012, 09:34:42 AM

"Does she spray?" "No, she drips."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 15, 2012, 08:44:27 PM

@Kari: That sounds naughty...about like this quote I recently saw

"Here i am sitting the in cockpit of my Guysack"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2012, 10:05:17 PM

i hope that's a type of plane.

also, that quote was about the cat. xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 15, 2012, 10:56:09 PM

It's apparently the name of a Zoid (http://zoids.wikia.com/wiki/Guysak), according to the topic I saw that in

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 16, 2012, 03:23:18 PM

lol, nice. xD

'*stares at billboard containing gun regulation bill advertisement*
*notices digital counter reading "3008 children killed by guns since the 2010 elections"*

*blink*

IT'S OVER 3000!!!!!!"

(*facepalm* xD)

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Post by: Nichi on February 16, 2012, 06:57:36 PM

xD Nice. I've done stuff like that before

"It's not rap if you yell SURPRISE RHYTHM!"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 17, 2012, 05:48:49 PM

......pfft. xDD

"THIS ISN'T SCIENCE, THIS ISN'T LOGIC, THIS IS DANCING!!"

-Francis, Malcolm in the Middle

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 17, 2012, 09:41:25 PM

"It's a sign. As you can see, it's not important"
- A sign in 3D Dot Game Heroes

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on February 19, 2012, 10:48:38 AM

This is the true meaning of black history month.
-Me

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Post by: Bella on February 19, 2012, 11:58:01 AM

"It's pretty much like being in Vietnam in August."
-Me on Mid-Atlantic summer heat

"I still consider it [the purchase of Alaska] Seward's Folly. We don't need that useless lump of land!"
-Me on Alaska

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 19, 2012, 07:01:01 PM

"Use cheating device to unlock "holy crap I'm gonna die this is hard" mode"
- Me

"Book piracy is, like, the oldest kind. Save for literal piracy"
- A GameFAQs user

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2012, 07:54:50 PM

"like a corn bat"

-my gaming textbook

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 21, 2012, 09:36:38 AM

I got a kick out of that one LOL

"Does it have undead lesbian dinosaur monsters in it?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 21, 2012, 05:25:45 PM

"My weapons are my thumbs... I call them Stabby and Pokes McGee"
-Me, on gouging out people's eyes with my thumbs as a defense measure.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 22, 2012, 10:36:55 AM

"Weak against girls who wear glasses"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2012, 01:46:09 PM

(watch the video i posted in dreams thread, then. go ~~glasses girl~~ mari, go!)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 22, 2012, 01:51:52 PM

<Dad, asking jokingly> "What are you going to give up for Lent?"
<Me> "Drinking, smoking and womanizing."

<Stew, after I related this conversation to him> "You will not give up womanizing"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2012, 01:54:11 PM

people actually celebrate lent?

someone in my class said her friend was giving up facebook for lent. :\

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 22, 2012, 07:41:10 PM

...The fuck is "Lent"? I've never heard of this until just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 22, 2012, 07:56:13 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on February 22, 2012, 07:41:10 PM
...The fuck is "Lent"? I've never heard of this until just now

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/pope_face_palm.jpg)

It's a period of fasting/sacrifice between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday. I'm not sure if only Catholics/people from Catholic-related denominations celebrate it or if all Christians do... an ignorance I blame on being mostly irreligious myself and coming from a state where less than 50% of people are religious also.

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Post by: Nichi on February 22, 2012, 08:00:21 PM

Must be a Catholic thing. My family is Baptist, and I've never heard of this before

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2012, 09:42:38 PM

yeah, lent is a catholic thing. my grandparents used to try to encourage me to participate in lent, and i think when i was little i tried one year, but i wasn't raised with any sort of religion so it didn't stick. these days i only celebrate religious holidays in the commercial sense, like easter for candy, eggs, and rabbits. :\

that said,

[10:39:41 PM] Rodney Grimes: 3 words
[10:39:45 PM] Rodney Grimes: I got lucky
[10:39:46 PM] Rodney Grimes: >:3

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Post by: Nichi on February 22, 2012, 09:55:57 PM

Nice one xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2012, 10:04:28 PM

i saw it and it was too obvious not to do. >w<

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 22, 2012, 10:17:34 PM

I was hoping you'd post it :3

"Lasers make me happy"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 22, 2012, 10:47:00 PM

"OH. EM. GEE."
-My dad on using internet slang.

Quote from: PentiumMMX on February 22, 2012, 08:00:21 PM
Must be a Catholic thing. My family is Baptist, and I've never heard of this before

I'm pretty sure other denominations observe it, at least the Anglicans and Episcopalians...

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 23, 2012, 12:01:24 AM

to be fair, i think they're both more closely related to catholicism than the other christian-type monotheistic religions. i know lent started with catholicism. :\

[2/22/2012 10:58:33 PM] chocofreak887: what?
[2/22/2012 10:58:44 PM] chocofreak887: i can't understand your grammar, dude ><;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 23, 2012, 12:12:01 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 23, 2012, 12:01:24 AM
to be fair, i think they're both more closely related to catholicism than the other christian-type monotheistic religions. i know lent started with catholicism. :\

Those two groups are pretty much Catholicism sans Pope. Also, Stewart informed me that Lutherans, Presbyterians and Methodists, among others, also observe Lent. /Themoreyouknow

Anyway, back onto topic:
"IT KEEPS MAKING ME THINK OF THAT SCENE IN HAIBANE RENMEI
THE WING-GROWING PART
EXCEPT MUCH SMALLER, SLOWER, MUNDANE AND PAINLESS"
-Me on hyperbolic statements about teething

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 23, 2012, 12:24:39 PM

"You son of a banana"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 24, 2012, 01:06:25 AM

@bella: you think teething is painless.....? .__.;;;

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........."
"That's what it would sound like if i had fallen much farther."

EDIT:
[10:04:58 PM] Rodney Grimes: From my years of doing it...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 24, 2012, 09:13:33 PM

[9:11:51 PM] PentiumMMX: I can see into your mind O_O
[9:11:56 PM] PentiumMMX: It's scary in there

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 24, 2012, 09:19:43 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 24, 2012, 01:06:25 AM
@bella: you think teething is painless.....? .__.;;;

It's painless compared to the thing I was comparing it to. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHtvaKt7hQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=128s)

Still, I imagine both experiences are similar in terms of sheer "OH GOD I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BODY PART BEING THERE BEFORE HOW WAS IT HIDING UNDER MY SKIN THIS WHOLE TIME?!"-ness.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2012, 09:29:55 PM

Quotehiding under my skin this whole time

Rainbow Dash is now sprouting a horn in my head, and it does NOT make for a pretty image. AAAUGH. >_>

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 24, 2012, 09:34:15 PM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2012, 09:29:55 PM
Quotehiding under my skin this whole time
Rainbow Dash is now sprouting a horn in my head, and it does NOT make for a pretty image. AAAUGH. >_>

NOW YOU HAVE ME THINKING ABOUT TWILIGHT (or really any other unicorn) GROWING WINGS HAIBANE-STYLE. ;_;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2012, 09:52:17 PM

Tohoho, all those authors having her grow them in her sleep are fucking cheats. ;W;

Meanwhile:

Quote from: Swedish Insult Laboratory, HNCO-NeoN HQMAY TONE-DEAF MOOSE SHIT ON YOUR HOUSEWALLS AND HOWL MATING CALLS ON YOUR FUNERAL!

It sounds a lot better in Swedish, I am way too tired to take this writing business seriously. Swedish is EPIC for convoluted insults. XD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 24, 2012, 10:29:17 PM

repost in swedish please. :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2012, 10:53:35 PM

MÅ TONDÖVA ÄLGAR SKITA PÅ DIN HUSVÄGG OCH YLA LOCKROP PÅ DIN BEGRAVNING!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 25, 2012, 11:16:38 AM

"[If you end up in Montreal] She's going to find you and handcuff you in a lesbian bar."
-Stewart on kinky-acting Québécois kids from my childhood... it's a really long story.

"Fat white boys with mustaches?"
-Stewart on "My type" of people.

"...But not in a fetish way!"
-Me on my affection for fat white boys with mustaches.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 25, 2012, 08:09:08 PM

"I don't want to do it from behind"

"Do Subway sandwiches stream anime or something now? I need to find out why mine haven't been doing this"

"I am gar for me"

(Impersonating Mr. T) "Remember kids: don't agitate Miss K, or else she'll mess you up, fool!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 29, 2012, 04:32:08 PM

"on behalf of all our stars, don't forget to spay and neuter your neighbor's pets."
-Rupaul

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 29, 2012, 06:56:27 PM

"Snowblomobiling."

-A new winter sport/snow management technique I had a hand in inventing today

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 29, 2012, 07:08:25 PM

"CHOBALL SNOWGATH - THE STRONGEST"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 29, 2012, 07:44:03 PM

"Never climb in people you don't know"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 01, 2012, 08:20:07 PM

Quote from: Naked SingularityAnatomy. Sociology. Chemistry. Physics! Lonely physics, how long had it been since anypony pulled this book from the shelves? She ran a loving hoof over the dusty binding.
Twilight sat at her reading desk and gave her notebook a disdainful snort. The chicken-scratch within was trash. Worthless. She ripped the used pages out and flipped to a blank white sheet.
A clean sheet, but not for long. Oh no, there was nothing clean about this! It was time to get dirty. Dirty with science.

Oh Twi. <3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 01, 2012, 08:38:58 PM

Dad: "Crystal Dimension? Does this have to do with crystal meth?"
Me: "Well ... nobody's really sure WHAT the creators of Adventure Time are high on."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2012, 10:02:57 PM

"i don't think anyone is exempt from this kind of whore hitting the family"
- misheard tv

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 05, 2012, 04:30:33 PM

<Me>3:54 PM can guys with huge dicks NOT act like huge dicks?
<Me>3:55 PM or can they just not help themselves?

<Stew>3:56 PM I think it's the blood flow requirement, leaves less for the brain to use.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2012, 06:32:42 PM

not true. the general dickery usually runs higher in the smaller population, largely due to anger over being part of the smaller population. i've known plenty. >>;

that said, guys with longer schlongs usually have a more carefree view of life from what i've seen, maybe because they have less to worry about.

of course, i imagine that both sides of the spectrum (and the middle!) have an equal distrobution. but have you ever noticed that sometimes the nice, nerdy guy has a large one? xDD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 05, 2012, 06:58:38 PM

Do you mind if I reply to you in /Top(ic)less? Since this line of discussion might get a little too colorful for this part of the forum. ^^;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2012, 07:48:08 PM

suuuuure.

"*laughing* We were very cheap prostitutes."

- Dr. Taijima Osamu, Professor at the Department of Mental Health at Kyorin University

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2012, 07:55:28 PM

I LOL'd at both xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2012, 08:03:15 PM

always funny when super-professional guys make cracks like that. xDD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2012, 08:53:15 PM

Yep xD

"I hear Satanic messages...and they're funny"
- Me, at age 10

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 07, 2012, 08:16:18 PM

"14 out of every 10 people like chocolate"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 08, 2012, 05:01:37 PM

it's true. after all, you guys seem to like me. :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 08, 2012, 05:23:11 PM

14 in 10 people like Choco? : o

"What do you call people from Illinois?"
>"I don't know. Illinoisans?"
"What do you call people from Utah?"
>"Mormons."

True conversation bro.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 08, 2012, 08:06:04 PM

this is fact. utah people are called mormons. just like new jersey people are referred to as jersey shore.

also, dunno about the rest of the world, but 14 out of 10 of you like me :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 08, 2012, 09:30:29 PM

@Kari: Of course! :3

"Tell me a story, kitten!"

Also:
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/LOLLittleKuriboh.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2012, 10:31:18 PM

Chocofreak887 11:28 pm
teenage boys
nothing but hormones and bad ideas

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 10, 2012, 04:37:47 PM

True on that. I know first-hand xD

"A mutant dog is guarding a time traveling telephone booth?"

"Downloadable Flat Chests. Makes all busty characters into lolis."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 11, 2012, 02:03:14 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2012, 10:31:18 PM
Chocofreak887 11:28 pm
teenage boys
nothing but hormones and bad ideas

Which is why I'm glad my bf wasn't a normal teenage boy/doesn't act like a normal 20yo guy. ^^;;

Quote from: PentiumMMX on March 10, 2012, 04:37:47 PM"Downloadable Flat Chests. Makes all busty characters into lolis."

Aka breast reduction surgery? : p

"I look like a mental patient... I FEEL like a mental patient."
-Me on me

"You'll send the old folks into a hip-breaking rage, and I don't mean breaking YOUR hips either."
-Me on politically-incorrect statements about elderly people.

"It looks like somebody hit him in the face with a bag full of Mick Jagger."
-Me on Steven Tyler's horrifying appearance

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2012, 07:33:34 PM

"If there was an Internet-tan, I'd be making out with her now"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2012, 10:50:06 PM

[11:08:03 PM] Rodney Grimes: So, her stockings where held up with a quarterback?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2012, 11:38:33 PM

"You know you're messed up in the head when, while writing a hentai, you suddenly have the theme song to Wishbone stuck in your head"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2012, 10:40:14 AM

"I WANT NYAN CAT SMOOTH JAZZ"

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 15, 2012, 06:55:45 PM

"I call it babykinesis"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2012, 09:21:19 PM

I keep saying/hearing context quotable things but most of them are too questionable to post here. GAH.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2012, 01:03:33 AM

um.....this is context quote. NOTHING is too questionable here. it kind of screams "potential naughtiness."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 16, 2012, 04:33:41 PM

If you insist... >w>;;

"Every time you say something like that, you push me a little closer to lesbianism."
-Me

>"If [grandma] and grandpa come to visit, I'll just say she's my roommate!"
>"If they caught us holding hands or kissing, I'd say it's because she's European."
>"If they asked why she's sleeping in the same bed as me, I'd say it's because we don't have a guest room."
-Me on my hiding my hypothetical lesbian girlfriend from my conservative grandparents

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 16, 2012, 09:39:09 PM

Nice one, Bella -w-

"He was attempting to free Willy"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 17, 2012, 01:12:09 AM

@bella: hot. -w-
@pent: i don't need to hear about any guys freeing their willies. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 17, 2012, 09:25:33 AM

"I am a lesbian trapped in the body of a very sexy man"
- One of my sister's friends

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 17, 2012, 01:45:57 PM

"I don't need to hear about any guys freeing their willies."
-Choco, two posts up.

"OMG, you're my BFF you SOB - actually, change that to MFer."
-Dad

"I like talking like one of you young hipsters!"
-Dad on using netspeak

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 18, 2012, 12:38:29 PM

@Bella: LOL. My mom's the one that introduced me to a lot of chat speak; from the days when she spent hours on the Yeti, chatting with her group of friends

"The early bird catches the bookworm"
- Shuji Ikutsuki (Persona 3)

"These are not the breasts you are looking for"
- A GameFAQs user

"I might be daft, but what happened on 69?
-Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 19, 2012, 09:28:43 PM

(10:22:05 PM) ApolloSoyuz42: I had a Physics test today, and as per usual, a lot of the answers where insane
(10:22:12 PM) bluegeminimol65: haha
(10:22:16 PM) bluegeminimol65: Well, at least you knew them
(10:23:07 PM) ApolloSoyuz42: See, she writes the questions with the beginning factors in mind, and doesn't care about whether they make sense in the end
(10:23:43 PM) bluegeminimol65: That doesn't seem like a good idea for physics
(10:25:17 PM) ApolloSoyuz42: conceptually they make sense, just not logically. In this one we had a kid with a meter tall water bottle, a violin that has a 0.6cm long string that plays frequencies humans can't hear (over 32Mhz!), and a whale that can swim faster than the speed of sound
(10:25:37 PM) bluegeminimol65: So, thought experiments?
(10:25:39 PM) ApolloSoyuz42: in the past we've had a bar of soap the size of a small house

Me: Is it just me or does Ru Paul make a better woman then Joan Rivers?
Bells: Anyone is a better woman then Joan Rivers.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 20, 2012, 10:32:22 AM

That first quote reminds me why science classes so often annoy me. >.>

The second quote is true. <<

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 20, 2012, 10:49:10 AM

@Stew: I agree with the 2nd quote xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 20, 2012, 08:49:12 PM

"That isn't the sound of an alien message, that's dubstep!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 20, 2012, 10:41:14 PM

Stumbled onto a really old quote of mine on GameFAQs:

"The Jonas Brothers aren't Italian, they don't eat mushrooms, and they don't save a princess from a fire-breathing turtle. Therefore, they are inferior to the Mario Brothers"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2012, 03:25:33 PM

@stew: cher = god. rupaul sounds kinda like cher when she sings. ergo, rupaul = jesus. and jesus was a great lady. -w-
@pent: the jonas brothers (and bieber) are inferior to most things. some of these things are fruit, toy robots and kitschy 30's horror movies.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 22, 2012, 09:42:09 PM

"I was the pencil sharpener!"

[11:21:21 PM] PentiumMMX: *pictures traveling an underground railway inside a footlong sandwich*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 23, 2012, 10:24:17 AM

(11:22:33 AM) candacekb42: but holy sibtext batmat!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 23, 2012, 10:37:31 AM

@Stew: Nice timing there with that quote xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 23, 2012, 10:42:28 AM

11:23 AM sorry, fingers aren't behaving this mornign

>Explanation of the last IM

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 24, 2012, 06:31:43 PM

"Brain feels like omelet"
- Me, after I got home today

"Metal is metal"
- Me, being random

"Tool World sounds like a level in a Mario game"
- Me, at Lowe's

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2012, 03:28:14 AM

tool world in mario world could likely consist of multiple things:

-mario deals with the hammer brothers
-mario deals with guys who are tools
-mario goes to the hardware store

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 25, 2012, 01:26:01 PM

"The world is my bunker!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 25, 2012, 01:35:21 PM

"Take your cat; it ate my sweater"

"They can't read my bunker place"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2012, 10:25:39 PM

"can i punch youtube"
"please"

EDIT:
"he turns into some weird THING when he gets excited!"
-Lum Invader, Urusei Yatsura

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 26, 2012, 10:55:43 AM

"Suggestive sun. No!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 26, 2012, 03:01:20 PM

In response to a ridiculous case of a woman suing Apple for $1,000,000 over breaking her nose (http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/it-downtime-blog/2012/03/woman-sues-apple-for-1-million.html) when she walked into a glass Apple Store door:

Me: "This proves that the average Apple user has the intelligence of a bird!"
Dad: *Nearly chokes on his cereal*

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS A JOKE. I KNOW COMPUTER CHOICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A PERSON'S INTELLIGENCE, TASTES, SOPHISTICATION, EDUCATION, ET CETERA.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 26, 2012, 06:58:44 PM

Nice one, Bella XDD

"Oh crap; spiders can't fly!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 26, 2012, 10:12:31 PM

@bella: this makes me depressed to know what sort of intelligence the average PC user has. and optimistic about what the average Linux user's intelligence is. :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 27, 2012, 04:54:29 AM

"My Little Pony, I used to wonder what coup de main could be, myyyyy little pony, until the Soviets toppled our existing government, nationalized industry, and began a program of wealth/land redistribution!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2012, 10:52:48 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 26, 2012, 10:12:31 PM
@bella: this makes me depressed to know what sort of intelligence the average PC user has. and optimistic about what the average Linux user's intelligence is. :3

PC users run a spectrum of intelligence, just like any other demographic.

Linux users are split between normal people who use Linux because they find it works better for them, and eggheaded hipsters who want to "stick it to the man" by using such a l33t 0S.

Quote from: stewartsage on March 27, 2012, 04:54:29 AM
"My Little Pony, I used to wonder what coup de main could be, myyyyy little pony, until the Soviets toppled our existing government, nationalized industry, and began a program of wealth/land redistribution!"

My Little Bolshevik?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 27, 2012, 01:25:23 PM

COMRADE IS KOLDOVSTVO

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 27, 2012, 04:26:22 PM

Quote from: my mother while I'm drivingThere are invisible drunk drivers on the road.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2012, 07:56:45 PM

"That should be the slogan of Maine: I've Given Up Being Socially Acceptable."
-Me, on Mainer preppers. Aaaaayup.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 27, 2012, 08:33:51 PM

@Nej: Drunken ninjas on the road? Awesome >:3
@Bella: Sounds like Maine is the perfect state for me, then xD

[10:02:29 PM] Me: I can't fit this damn rabbit in my mouth! >_<

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2012, 01:31:14 AM

this is why i love this thread. -w-

"....and i thought I was a nerd."
- my friend elijah, on learning that our teacher has every episode of every season of super sentai ever (37 seasons or so)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2012, 11:00:14 AM

Nice -w-

"Attention duelists: my hair is assaulting you"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 28, 2012, 10:12:55 PM

"Fat white guy tussle!"
-Stew

"fat white guy tussles = the best tussles"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2012, 12:09:30 AM

that either makes me think of early 20th century boxing matches, complete with barbell mustaches, or i read "tussles" as "tassles" and so i think of chubby white male strippers with those on their chests. >>;;

at least the first one is cool. :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 30, 2012, 06:55:10 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2012, 12:09:30 AM
that either makes me think of early 20th century boxing matches, complete with barbell mustaches, or i read "tussles" as "tassles" and so i think of chubby white male strippers with those on their chests. >>;;

Not sure if I gusta.....

"Leave it to an MIT professor to take the fun out of everything."
-Me

"Look at that steampunk space-capsule!"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 30, 2012, 10:32:02 PM

"My computer automatically makes it sound like robot dolphins making love"
-A GameFAQs user, on his CD burner

"Recycle the lizard"
- A bottle of Sobe LifeWater

"50TB of nonsense and mental porn"
-Me, on my brain

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 01, 2012, 05:30:11 PM

"Luigi is in the bag"

"Ash's Pikachu throws the thunderbolts of Zeus"

"Give them enough time, and they could disassemble a ball bearing"

"Computers today is easy to use"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 05, 2012, 10:44:09 AM

Quote from: My mother"Now I want one more card, and a cock..."

Afterski is hilarious times.

Spoiler: Show

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 06, 2012, 11:43:15 AM

"Get in there Mario; I know how much you love diving in holes"

"It's log, it's log; it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's log, it's log; it's better than bad, it's good!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 09, 2012, 09:09:20 PM

Stew: "You could be the sexiest Shaker"
Me: "Well, they DO share my views on procreation......"
-On picking out a religion for me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 09, 2012, 09:45:51 PM

[9:38:39 PM] chocofreak887: i didn't swallow one for that matter, either

[9:45:12 PM] chocofreak887: she's in heat

"We will friendship the **** out of you"
- A GameFAQs user

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 10, 2012, 11:43:15 AM

"We are a proud lazy people!"
-Me on my notgoingtoputthenationalityhereandstartashitstorm heritage

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 10, 2012, 05:15:06 PM

(6:11:13 PM) <Redacted>: "Looks like time, space, and relative dimensions covers orgasms."
(6:12:41 PM) ThePrettiestFilly: It doesn't?
(6:12:57 PM) ThePrettiestFilly: Not from what I've heard about David Tenant....

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 11, 2012, 09:47:03 AM

"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a basketball?"

"They should call the big ones 'fun size' and the little ones 'boring size'"

"Catch a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime, teach a man to steal the fish someone else catches and you save him the effort while still feeding him forever."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 11, 2012, 11:32:54 AM

Quote from: stewartsage on April 10, 2012, 05:15:06 PM
(6:11:13 PM) <Redacted>: "Looks like time, space, and relative dimensions covers orgasms."
(6:12:41 PM) ThePrettiestFilly: It doesn't?
(6:12:57 PM) ThePrettiestFilly: Not from what I've heard about David Tenant....

Remind me to ask you wtf this means next time we talk.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2012, 06:33:26 PM

"LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU LIKE MY STATUS"
- A friend of mine, on Facebook

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 12, 2012, 11:59:36 PM

8:26 PM know abou tit
8:26 PM oh god
8:26 PM *IT
8:26 PM IT
8:26 PM FREUDIAN SLIP OH GOD

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2012, 04:41:55 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on April 12, 2012, 06:33:26 PM
"LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU LIKE MY STATUS"
- A friend of mine, on Facebook

i'm stealing this.

@bella: don't worry, we all know tits are awesome.

speaking of interesting im conversations:

rumrussel 5:33 pm
Your cute
And that's not the cough syrup talking

Chocofreak887 5:33 pm
and you're not all there in the head.
go to bed.
*pat pat*

rumrussel 5:33 pm
I am in bed!

Chocofreak887 5:33 pm
then sleep.
the russell i know wouldn't use "your" for "you are" unless he was REEEEEEALLLY gone.

rumrussel 5:34 pm
....
Good test

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 14, 2012, 06:58:34 PM

"90 minutes of intense donut eatin' action!"
- Tagline on the spine of the case for Trigun: Badlands Rumble

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2012, 11:08:08 PM

[12:06:21 AM] John Nathan McDonald: Mhmm.
[12:06:29 AM] John Nathan McDonald: Weirdest superhero ever.
[12:06:32 AM] John Nathan McDonald: Foreskin Man

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 15, 2012, 12:08:08 PM

"It's like you get to be Princess Peach *and* Rambo at the same time"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 12:30:12 AM

"Can I poke my internet with a stick?"

-Pentium

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 16, 2012, 08:39:57 AM

"stuck a tiny flathead screwdriver inbetween and got lucky, i guess"
- Kari

"In the criminal justice system, shit happens. These are their stories"
- Me, on an abridged edition of Law & Order

"Without fish cakes, life has no meaning"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 18, 2012, 08:10:54 PM

(9:09:30 PM) starfleet_7: Maryland's fantastically evil

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 18, 2012, 09:56:07 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on April 18, 2012, 08:10:54 PM
(9:09:30 PM) starfleet_7: Maryland's fantastically evil

Hey, I was gonna post that! But I forgot to so it's all good.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 19, 2012, 08:51:28 AM

"I thought he was saying 'She was a fax machine'"
- Me, on misheard lyrics

"If you don't like seafood, they also have ground beef!"
- Shuji Ikutsuki (Persona 3)

"The truck is a vampire now"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 20, 2012, 10:50:54 PM

(11:35:18 PM) Crash: They're also good at prat falls off of tall structures, and hiding in cakes for expensive executive parties, although that last one is a myth, because no executive has yet survived a party where a fully armored raider pops out of the cake.
(11:38:12 PM) Crash: Executives eventually hired guards to start shooting their giant cakes, just in case. This resulted in an almost equal amount of dead raiders and dead prostitutes. There was, however, a 100% chance of cake casualty.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2012, 12:14:12 AM

"You're an Idiot! You married Cotton, you started dating Chuck before you were divorced from Gary, you sold your gold to a man on TV!"

-Hank Hill, to his Mother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2012, 06:36:46 PM

"Princess Miamoria Cadenza? WHO IN THE HOOF IS THAT?"

-Twilight in the S2 finale, mirroring the thoughts about just about every brony on this character

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 21, 2012, 07:02:43 PM

"Phones are the root of all evil...or of all curses"
- SuperJeenius

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2012, 10:53:33 PM

"after all, Kari needs TK -w-"

-me, in reference to my friend's laptop, which i am borrowing (its name is TK)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 23, 2012, 06:49:18 PM

"Last I checked, we do not have Pepto-Bismol for blood"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2012, 08:31:00 PM

"Anyone who has the opportunity to have Rupaul kick the shit out of them should consider themselves a very lucky individual."

-Sharon Needles

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 23, 2012, 08:44:33 PM

"BUT WAIT; ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES, AND MAYBE THIS AD WILL END AND IT'LL GO BACK TO YOUR SHOW!"
- Me, channeling the spirit of Billy Mays

"Fuck werewolves, were-dolphins is where its at. Oh yeah"
- Film Brain

"...So Prime has been sent out to rebuild hype for Transformers 4: Explosion of the Boobs"
- Nostalgia Critic, on the Michael Bay Transformers movies

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2012, 10:21:12 PM

"I can get mindfuck'd"

-Pentium

[4/25/2012 11:44:39 PM] chocofreak887: pedobear was just on tv

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 26, 2012, 05:32:34 PM

"He thinks he's Pop-Tard Cat"
- An amusing typo I saw xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 27, 2012, 02:00:34 AM

"That sounds like a lesbian riot grrrrl indie band"
-Me, on the name "DEEP PINK"

"Deep Pink Vulva Riot"
-Stew

"That's going on the indie band name roster"
-Me, on the name "Deep Pink Vulva Riot"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2012, 11:02:48 AM

Chocofreak887 (2:43:30 AM):oh, speaking of which, pedobear was on tv earlier
mel clark (2:43:40 AM):on Cops?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 28, 2012, 07:31:37 AM

"My teeth are getting gang-banged"
- Brad Jones

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 28, 2012, 12:16:15 PM

"This is the only time of year green meat is okay."
-Me on the ramp burger

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 05:21:38 PM

" Pururin came to earth, 'm Looking to freeload at home."
" When it finds a person or animal in trouble, but personality can not help but comment pudding!"

-Google Translate

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 29, 2012, 11:50:50 AM

"Man, guys' parts have nuts for neighbors"
- A GameFAQs user

"Look at all those Eggman's robots!"
- Tails (Sonic Heroes)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 29, 2012, 06:45:25 PM

Quote from: Wikipedia on Folke FilbyterHis cognomen Filbyter is believed to mean "foal biter" and refers to a man who castrates colts with his teeth.

OH VIKINGS YOU SO CRAZY.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 30, 2012, 12:42:47 PM

"i would do that so hard"
- Kari

"If you take the supernatueal stuff out of Madoka Magica, you get an acid trip while being constantly annoyed by your pet gerbil"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2012, 07:12:39 PM

[8:11:09 PM] chocofreak887: 'so he put his thingy into her thingy. END"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 05, 2012, 02:50:07 PM

Ah, Freeman's Mind. It's a great source for quotes :3

"I'm going to start the Laser Channel. All lasers, all the time"

"No matter how much I want to, I can't ignore gravity; it's always there"

"Morality is for people who aren't trying to be killed by other people every 5 minutes"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2012, 10:26:49 PM

Chocofreak887 11:25 pm
bloaty head: the best disease ever

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 12:23:21 AM

Can't say I saw that at the hospital xD

"Well, at least there's one thing we can be certain of - it's not an evil, demon-possessed lamp"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 10:56:26 AM

bloaty head is the first disease you encounter in theme hospital. :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2012, 08:01:42 PM

Ah :3

"The boobs are inverted!"
- Me

"EVERYBODY GETS HUGGED AND TURNS INTO TACOS!"
- Me

"It's like the final episode of Evangelion put into in the form of a sandwich"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 02:47:44 AM

should i even ask about the last one? :\

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 08, 2012, 09:51:27 AM

It was me attempting to describe the taste of the McGangbang ^_^;
It was a mind screw of a meal xD

"I want to be a pole dancer"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 09:21:21 PM

mel clark 10:17 pm
I told her that
I explained that I haven't seen the shower in ages and wanted to enjoy it with you

(epilogue:

Chocofreak887 10:18 pm
..........
not sure how to respond to that

Chocofreak887 10:18 pm
that's kinda hot
)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 09, 2012, 08:06:49 AM

xD

"Is it weird that I wish this talked like a surfer dood and exploded when thrown?"

"There are lots of closets. I'm in at least two"

"For Sale: MacBook running OSX Loin"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 10, 2012, 03:26:49 PM

Quote from: FimFiction admins
Here's a fun game: every time I see a comment that says "First!" I'm going to roll a 1d20 and decide whether to ban that person based on the result. I will also delete the comment every time, unless it's a natural 20, in which case I will post the word "first" on your user page.

So troll. :D

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 11, 2012, 12:42:25 PM

"Iron Man is driving a minivan!"

"That lesbian's girlfriend...is me!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 13, 2012, 11:22:12 AM

"What's the deal with the' proliferation of indie-folkesque bands?"
-Me on the vast panoply of indie-folk bands that have cropped up recently.

"This isn't the weirdest thing I've seen indie musicians do
I once saw the Fleet Foxes bite the head off a chicken "
-Stew

"Molestibells!"
-Stew on me molesting helpless wildlife.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 14, 2012, 07:40:00 PM

"Sword Art Online looks so lickass"

-Pentium

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 15, 2012, 10:31:19 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on May 14, 2012, 07:40:00 PM
"Sword Art Online looks so lickass"

-Pentium

Ugh, Kari. At first I read that as "kickass", then I re-read it, and now you have me thinking of the recent news story about a guy tossing a baby monkey's salad TO SAVE ITS LIFE (http://jezebel.com/5907587/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-it-poops-seriously). : (

"It sounds like Angry Birds outside my window."

"Why do people put antifreeze in their cars in the winter?"
-Dad on why Northern people love to drink so much.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 11:21:36 AM

he changed it to "kickass" shortly after, but it was still double-take worthy.

and that reminds me of how mother cats teach their babies to wee. all i have to say is DAT MONKEY (so cuuuuuute ;^; )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 15, 2012, 11:40:41 AM

True that. I caught the typo quickly, but damn was it Context Quote worthy xD

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down. You have my Word"
- A GameFAQs user, making a lame pun

"Pent is meeting up with people he met on a sexy site"
- A GameFAQs user, on my trip to Boston
(FACT: The OSC is sexy)

"The floor is everywhere!"

"I just climbed Mt. Everest and shot lasers out of my hands. While on a horse"
- Me, attempting to put the awesomeness of Nejin into words

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 02:04:44 PM

*reads own post in top(ic)less as "dick razor"*

*sees wart remover commercial*
*bride/user makes potential gang sign at end of commercial*

"I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN.......to the door and hold it open"

-the public chat of my friend mel's mmo

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 21, 2012, 02:11:54 PM

"Step 1: Be a young boy who happens to be a wizard
Step 2: Go become a teacher at a school
Step 3: Obtain unwanted harem
Step 4: ???
Step 5: You can now program in BASIC!"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2012, 03:15:53 PM

Quote"I just climbed Mt. Everest and shot lasers out of my hands. While on a horse"

Not to spoil your praise of me, but that feels somewhat unrelated.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 21, 2012, 08:45:37 PM

Well, I was tired when I said that ^_^;

"Did everybody fill their gas tanks at a demonic cult ceremony?"
- Linkara

"This is some kind of stupid thing. A stupida"
- Linkara, again

"What are 'condom brakes'?"

"Who would you do for a Klondike Bar~?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 08:49:41 PM

Quote from: Bella on October 04, 2010, 12:34:48 AM
Clothes are the requirement, underwear is optional. x3

mel clark 9:57 pm
what's up?

Chocofreak887 9:57 pm
nm, chillin' out

mel clark 9:57 pm
easier to do now that it's cooler outside

Chocofreak887 9:57 pm
*ba-dum tisch*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 28, 2012, 08:38:02 AM

"It's like a heating pad, except it's made by Apple"
- Me

"Well, it might be delayed a bit, but hey; we could still do it :3"
- Me, to Kari

"BEST PINK KITTY EVER"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 06:29:56 PM

[7:25:28 PM] Rodney Grimes: You're probably better at it than me, but who cares? Let's hit some balls

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2012, 10:55:03 AM

"My mind is like quantum mechanics, in that anyone who says they understand it, doesn't."
-Me

"Everything is worse than lesbianism because lesbianism is the greatest thing ever."
-Also me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 29, 2012, 02:19:58 PM

"I used to be nice, like you. Then I took a wasp to the arm"
- Me, when I'm bored

"Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit"
- A GameFAQs user

"I dreamt I was a moron"
- Squall (Final Fantasy VIII)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 02:18:18 PM

Breasts are inverted jelly beans? @_@

-Pentium MMX

EDIT: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150933811137483&l=2e6663817c

mel clark 12:04 am
right now: sex toys for dogs

mel clark 12:14 am
shop lifting pantines xD
*panties
well condom will end up in your pants anyway.......

mel clark 12:17 am
look! its 1/4 of a belt!

EDIT EDIT:

"George later stated that the couple had sex only three times, and that the Princess had commented on how large his penis was, leading him to conclude that she must have had a basis for comparison and so was most likely not a virgin. Caroline on the other hand later hinted that the Prince was impotent."

"Princess Caroline's unconventional behaviour led, in 1807, to accusations that she had had sexual relations with other men since the separation. .....investigators did not interview Caroline or her purported lovers, but concentrated on Caroline's servants. When the servants were asked if Caroline had appeared pregnant, some said yes, some no, some were uncertain, and others indicated the Princess was so overweight that it was impossible to tell. The servants could confirm no individual as a lover, though Caroline's footman, Joseph Roberts, stated that the Princess "was very fond of fucking."

-Article on Princess Charlotte of Wales, Wikipedia

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 02, 2012, 05:00:07 PM

"My brain is omelet"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 02, 2012, 09:38:08 PM

"Myskia Antipathy Boris-McDonald sounds like a girl destined for the life of a globe-trotting runic language expert or a communist agitator."
-Stew, on our future adopted child

(Obviously she'll have her dad's interest in history and runic language and her mom's love of travel and communist agitation.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 02, 2012, 09:44:23 PM

xD

"I'm a tabletop virgin"
- Me

"I haven't been this confused by a woman's behavior since the legless girl told me to do her in the butt in the supply shed in Katawa Shoujo"
- The Spoony One

"All rocks go to heaven"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 05, 2012, 09:57:32 PM

"Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with occasional ice cream"
- From episode 2 of Digimon

"Japanese technology: So advanced, it's as close as you can get to alien technology"
- Me

"By then, the My Little Madoka Magica: Strike Witches are Selectrics level of hype had died down"
- Me

"Roses are red, violets are red, the grass is red, my garden's on fire"
- SuperJeenius

"You'll discover my greatest secret. I'm actually a sentient potato"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 09:01:23 AM

"Honey, I Accidentally the Kids"

-me, with a new title for Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 10, 2012, 09:07:37 AM

"Also, he who must not be named"
"Voldemort?"
"Nope. Bieber"
- A conversation between me and Kari

"Yay! Glowing ball of beautiful!"
- Kari

"TWO DOLLAR ICE CREAM POSTERS!!!"
- Kari, again :3

"Hold my stick"
- Me, to Kari

"THE INTERNET AGREES WITH ME INCREASE THE LESBIANS"
- The Spoony One

"He will help you find your left tit"
*Points to it* "It's right here"
- Me and Kari

"the white stuff they make tastes good, too"
- Kari

"Coach class; yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a plastic glass
Is this what the people of Dallas live like?
Hmm...this might be alright"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 08:44:05 PM

[9:42:13 PM] Hikari Chiisai (小光): so i think i smell peanut butter. or cat food.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 18, 2012, 02:26:30 PM

"To bake apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe"

"Air is for losers"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 05:29:36 PM

*little girl and father in tub*
"Daddy, why don't I have one of these?"
"Hmm. Well, it's kinda hard to explain. Hey, no pulling!
You'll grow one when you get older."
"I will? Yay!"
*mom bursts in*
"STOP TELLING HER LIES!"

Absolute Boyfriend, vol. 1, page 30

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 20, 2012, 12:15:04 PM

"I'd say it's robot Hitler fighting magical (alien) girl Al Gore"
- Kari

"The blue Samurai Power Ranger's helmet looks like a pot leaf"
- My sister

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 22, 2012, 01:00:17 PM

"If you build it, nerds will come"
- Me

"I was shocked when I discovered that Snape killed Luke's father"
- Me

"I smell ghost spaghetti"
- Me

"i swear, listening to Egao no Hosoku on the bus ride home every night made dinner taste better. -w-"
- Kari

"I have magic pants"
- Me

"It's like riding on a blue donut through the internet"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2012, 01:43:28 PM

"They want to turn America into a raging doucheocracy!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 25, 2012, 09:49:50 PM

"Orihime goes SS3 and her breasts grow to the floor."
- A GameFAQs user, on Bleach and Dragon Ball Z

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 28, 2012, 07:17:19 PM

Kari supports Team "Guy who almost hit Bella with a car"
I support Team "Guy who almost got an Apple III for a different Bella"
-Pent

Yep. Hopefully we can get it on
-Pent, again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 28, 2012, 09:17:42 PM

I hopes you'd post both of those xD

"It's Billy's legendary crack!"
- Finn (Adventure Time)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 29, 2012, 02:20:06 PM

"I heard it with my own eyes."

-Kare First Love, Vol. 2

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 01, 2012, 10:44:16 PM

"No, i'm not fondling VMS-sama"
-Me

"Doing it in bed feels good"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 02, 2012, 07:02:12 PM

"Someting tells me Bella would approve of Nathan's Hot Dogs"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 02, 2012, 07:49:36 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on July 02, 2012, 07:02:12 PM
"Someting tells me Bella would approve of Nathan's Hot Dogs"
- Me

DAMMIT MAN, I NEARLY SPEWED CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2012, 07:55:45 PM

Quote from: Bella on July 02, 2012, 07:49:36 PM
Quote from: PentiumMMX on July 02, 2012, 07:02:12 PM
"Someting tells me Bella would approve of Nathan's Hot Dogs"
- Me

DAMMIT MAN, I NEARLY SPEWED CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

don't blame him for posting it, i put him up to it. >w>
though that WAS the intended response. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 02, 2012, 08:01:24 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2012, 07:55:45 PM
Quote from: Bella on July 02, 2012, 07:49:36 PM
Quote from: PentiumMMX on July 02, 2012, 07:02:12 PM
"Someting tells me Bella would approve of Nathan's Hot Dogs"
- Me

DAMMIT MAN, I NEARLY SPEWED CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

don't blame him for posting it, i put him up to it. >w>
though that WAS the intended response. -w-

Hahaha, no, I'm glad he posted that because it's hilarious. XD

Plus, I can't resist a good, silly hot dog double-entendre.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2012, 08:48:30 PM

it was too good not to. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2012, 05:56:29 PM

EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!!
EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.
EB: in the sky.
EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
EB: i dunno.
EB: big, i guess.
EB: i gotta go!
EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later

-EctoBiologist and TurntechGodhead, Homestuck, MSPaint Adventures

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2012, 06:51:46 PM

"Although, breasts are very nice"
- Me

"I thought he was saying "They paved paradise to put up a barking light"
- Me

"Sleep: It's what's for dinner"
- Me again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 07, 2012, 04:43:33 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on February 12, 2010, 08:26:52 PM
St. Apple I-tan will return to lead her children to the promised land.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 07, 2012, 05:52:11 PM

@Kari: Does the apple cider flow freely in the promised land? xD

"Well I didn't EAT the Toilet Pizza, so I wouldn't *know,* would I?"
- The Spoony One

"I wouldn't know what a paladin is. My best friend was a paladin who traveled with me on many many journeys, who died when he heroically sacrificed himself by throwing himself into a lit cremation oven while it was still burning so I wouldn't have to in order to save not only my life, but all life everywhere in all dimensions for all of time. But yeah, I dunno what a paladin is."
- A GameFAQs user

"I thought that said cotton bimbo"
- My sister

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2012, 01:40:03 PM

"LICK IT LIKE A HARVARD FRESHMAN ON PROM NIGHT!!!"
-Random Audience Guy at Rocky Horror

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 10, 2012, 09:36:58 AM

"I use my dumb phone for smart things"
- Me

"He's throwing liquid jimmies at me!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 13, 2012, 01:52:27 AM

"Balls! Balls! Balls! We're gonna throw them in!"

-Noi, The Wallflower

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 15, 2012, 01:29:56 AM

But then I'd be cold and horny!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 15, 2012, 12:18:22 PM

"Old cars had you jerking the stick like this" *pumps fist a few times*
- Me

"So, you put your junk in Orville Redenbacher's butt"
- A GameFAQs user

"2000 Service Pack 4 (SP4) is a recommended upgrade Windows. When you download a 2000 Service Pack 4 Windows, you can get the updates help improve reliability compatibility setup security, application, operating system, and."
- Google Translate, on Windows 2000 Service Pack 4

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 17, 2012, 09:45:15 AM

"Sometimes I wonder if he (Abraham Lincoln) needed a cart to carry his balls around"
-Me

"I'm tired of cleaning your fluids off the table!"
-Me

"I'll fuss you up!"
-Me

"Einstein said if you do something unpleasant for 15 minutes, it feels like three hours, and if you're making out for three hours it feels like 15 minutes."
-Bells

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2012, 03:01:35 PM

was that einstein? pretty sure it was, but are you sure?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 17, 2012, 10:47:18 PM

"I'm in a burrito of feminine sexuality!"
-Bells

"Neil Sedaka is an effective contraceptive."
-Bells

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 18, 2012, 06:06:19 PM

"You want to hear the reason I eat meat? BECAUSE IT'S THERE!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 19, 2012, 09:41:12 PM

Quote from: Bella on July 15, 2012, 01:29:56 AM
But then I'd be cold and horny!

This quote was posted by Stew when he hacked my account ... by asking to borrow my phone.

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2012, 03:01:35 PM
was that einstein? pretty sure it was, but are you sure?

Nah, it's all mine.
And inspired by true events.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 20, 2012, 01:33:36 PM

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?"
- Me, while still waking up

"Alien lesbian vampire scene missing. Sorry"
- Cue card on Ninja: The Mission Force

"The power of my fist compels you!"

"Wait; did he just take a pizza out of the oven with his bare hands, then put it in his pants? WTF?"

Also:
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/littlekuribohwin.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on July 24, 2012, 09:14:28 AM

"It's like, as a generic example that doesn't apply to the game, you press the button you'd think would be used to jump, but instead set off your car alarm"
-PentiumMMX

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 24, 2012, 10:45:37 AM

What game is that?

"Defend-Your-Vehicle-Against Grand Theft Auto"?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 24, 2012, 11:06:16 AM

xD
Maybe? :3

"Is Bella a boy or a girl?"

"My favorite color is Railroad!"

"When hippo is on a bagel you can have hippo anytime"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2012, 10:53:40 PM

"Matt Smith...declared his 'porn star name' to be Sherbert Shepardton"
"the host was just like "give him a lick!"
"one of the other hosts declared his to be "Buck Dickstreet"
"Craig Ferguson...brofisted him for that"

"and he's [Matt Smith] been declared a villian by "Buck Dickstreet"
because Matt Smith played chess and did something else (i heard something about boob jobs)"

"matt smith got to pick one person from the studio audience for "if you could regenerate into someone from the studio audience"
so he picked a girl in a tardis outfit
then the host said "wait, wait, isn't the doctor usually inside the tardis....?"

"craig ferguson asked what their logo meant
"is it an asshole in a triangle?"

"speaking of potter, we will miss you, and finally, hermionie is legal to screw!"
-Chris Hardwick, Host of The Nerdist

"The listing for the olympics makes it sound like a porn xD
Now on NBC: "The XXX Summer Olympics"
-PentiumMMX

"the host, chris, appearantly was roommates with wil wheaton for many years
so he gave him a christmas present on the show
and the present was this:
their first christmas, they didn't have something to put on top of the tree
so they got a walrus oven mitt, and chris made little cardboard wings and a halo and they called him "Noel The Christmas Walrus"
and Noel was Wil's gift"

"a thing you didn't even know existed till today"
-Chris Hardwick

"Skyrim makes the Mona Lisa look like somebody drew a smily face on a trash can"
-Jonah (?), one of the Hosts of The Nerdist

"HE'S LIKE THE BOWIE OF TODAY ;v;"
-Me, fangirling over shirtless, gothic David Tennant

"favourite star wars movie, on 3. 1, 2, 3, Spaceballs!!"
-Chris Hardwick and an Interviewee

"I just poked her. Maybe she'll be able to join?
"did too.
with a special poke.
named Mcpokenstein"
-Me and Pent, regarding the poking of one Bella

"that man was queen victoria."
-Chris Hardwick

"i am going to urinate on it like a dog, and ruin it for everybody."
-Aisha Tyler

"oh, i really love the game tampons"
-Chris Hardwick

"so how much do ladies love halloucinigenic lipstick?"
"oh, it's the only lipsick i wear. except i immediately eat it off and get high."
-Christ Hardwick and Aisha Tyler

"SCREW IT, JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON THERE!"
"PUT ANOTHER TINY CONTROLLER ON THERE!!"
-Hardwick, regarding the Dreamcast Controller

"hebrew kai! we will never die!"
-Chris Hardwick

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 28, 2012, 11:10:59 PM

"I don't think the Church of Multics has many outposts outside of New England"
-Stew, on me finding a suitable place of worship

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 29, 2012, 09:56:03 AM

"What if I went in there and took a dump on the floor?"
-Dad, on Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 29, 2012, 10:29:35 AM

@Bella: Wow. That sounds like something one of my sister's friends would say xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on July 29, 2012, 10:53:59 AM

"Typically, now there's a bit of watermelon in my panties. Nice shot."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 30, 2012, 08:38:38 AM

"I think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti"

"The incidental music sounds like an Atari 2600 having sex with a Tamagotchi"

"The Step Up movies are called 'Sexy Dance' in France? That's hilariously honest"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 03, 2012, 01:30:46 PM

"When bananas are on a bagel, you can have banana anytime~"
- Me

"Bella doesn't like the litterbox"
"Um...what?"
"I meant the cat; not my girlfriend"
- Me, on if Stew had a cat named "Bella"

"I cried a lot when I first heard this song. It might have to do with the fact I was still a baby at the time"
- Me

"Because, if you start saying "The reason you feel the way you do is because zombie robots humping alligators in space", I'll just be more confused ^_^;"
- Me, again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 04, 2012, 05:33:28 PM

"She pokes my thing, and then i'm gonna stick it in there."
"She stuck her finger in my bun."
"Then she melted."
"I'm gonna put cheese in everything."
"The Manwich thing."

-My Mum on Manwich and Such.

"It takes a village to raise an idiot."

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 05, 2012, 03:28:11 PM

"For no reason other than 'His penis has special powers'"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 05, 2012, 04:56:50 PM

I'd totally name a cat Candice to annoy Bells.

You ever seen a grown man naked?
-Kevin, a guy I work with

Listen, go see Melinda because no offense, you've got a lot of shit to do.
-Another guy I work with

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 05, 2012, 04:59:34 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on August 05, 2012, 04:56:50 PM
I'd totally name a cat Candice to annoy Bells.

Are we going to adopt a cat and name it Candace someday?

'Cause that seems kind of self-indulgent, even for me.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 05, 2012, 10:15:14 PM

No no, with an 'I'. To annoy you.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 06, 2012, 06:54:01 AM

coolperson471 in reply to purple2567 (Show the comment) 10 hours ago
"If God wasen't here you would be dead."

QShots in reply to coolperson471 1 hour ago
"god died bro. Sorry, it was a war way back in the bible days and god was helping, but the other side had iron chariots and was able to defeat and kill god. Im so sorry for your loss, but as 2Pac said, "last year we poured out liquor for you but this year life goes on" so pour out a little liquor for yahweh's death and then continue your life. And if you think he is coming back to earth, think about all the iron chariots we now have with missles on em, yahweh stands no chance now."

Seriously, fundamentalist christians are so easy to troll it should be on Comedy Central.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 06, 2012, 08:59:35 AM

"The lesson of the Care Bears: When love and caring fail, resort to violence!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 06, 2012, 12:02:27 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on August 05, 2012, 10:15:14 PM
No no, with an 'I'. To annoy you.

Ohhhhhhh.

Yeah that would annoy me a bit. But not as much as if you named a cat "Kansas".

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 06, 2012, 03:16:05 PM

"What's next summer: sequel, remake, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, remake, remake, sequel, sequel, sequel, sequel, original, sequel, remake"
- Film Brain

"FACT: God has sex via mail with Vista on her period via letters written using Selectrics powered by ponies. MADOKA MAGICA MOTHERFUCKERS"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2012, 03:37:08 PM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on August 06, 2012, 06:54:01 AM

coolperson471 in reply to purple2567 (Show the comment) 10 hours ago
"If God wasen't here you would be dead."

Seriously, fundamentalist christians are so easy to troll it should be on Comedy Central.

of COURSE they're easy to troll, they're morons!
(sorry, i see bad spelling/grammar and it makes me irate. >>; )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 06, 2012, 05:36:40 PM

"NOSEGAY is a word (c)T-SN1993MARPSY-Q TARGET"
- Hidden text in a beta version of Sonic 3D Blast (http://tcrf.net/Proto:Sonic_3D_Blast_%28Genesis%29/814_Prototype#Leftover_Development_Text)

"Mouth noise is a perfect way to describe a lot of bad rapping out there"
- Linkara

"The first and possibly only PS2 game to feature a Horse Wiener as an equippable item"
- The Cutting Room Floor, on Disgaea

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 07, 2012, 08:10:10 PM

[12:13:31 AM] Rodney Grimes: Why do they call them "vacuum tubes"? Is it because they suck?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 07, 2012, 08:13:17 PM

Quote from: Bella on August 07, 2012, 08:10:10 PM
[12:13:31 AM] Rodney Grimes: Why do they call them "vacuum tubes"? Is it because they suck?

"WHY DO YOU THINK THEY STOPPED USING THEM
THEY SUCK
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
-Kari, on the above quote from me xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 07, 2012, 08:18:52 PM

May Kami-SAGE and Whirlwind-hime have mercy on your souls for insulting vacuum tubes.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 07, 2012, 08:53:54 PM

:P

"THIS DEVICE WILL EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!
...PFFFT...
RATS. FORGOT THE DYNAMITE!"
- Hidden message in the Game Boy version of the Game Genie

"You learn something new everyday. Today it's 'don't go to the bathroom during ABC news'."

"Just exploring around...when suddenly HOLY FUCK I JUST TOOK A ROCKET TO THE EVERYTHING"
- Me, on Fallout 3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 08, 2012, 09:30:50 AM

@bells: did you miss the trololololol-lol-lol-lol-lol? (said to the tune of "deck the halls")

"That, and your package would likely be a lot bigger"
-Pent, to Me.

EDIT: i was browsing some older pages of topicless (520's-30's) thanks to pent, and i found some funny convos:
PROOF THAT STEW WAS ONCE MY PARTNER IN CRIME:

Quote from: stewartsage on May 19, 2010, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: BellaYes, people around here are very casual dressers... actually, casual doesn't quite begin to describe them. I once saw two boys (12 and 14 maybe) walking through Wal-Mart in matching Family Guy bathrobes and slippers. xD Just yesterday, I saw a woman riding down a street in our town on a bike, wearing shorts and a sports bra. xD

Sorry to hear about the breakup. And the dial-up situation. ;;

Sounds like my college!

I'm sorry about one of those.

About the headaches, same thing used to happen whenever I used the computer or watched the TV in the dark. For some reason it doesn't really happen any more. So either my eyes/brain got used to it or witchcraft *shrug*

Quote from: NejEVERYONE'S SECRETLY BETTER OFF SINGLE AND THEY KNOW IT

s'not so much a secret as proving to my friends why I'm incapable of having a successful romantic relationship. Too cold and distant I suppose.

Quote from: OS FreakChoco & Stewartsage: looks we are a broken trio. Let's get together and drink and party!

I don't drink very often, but I'm afraid when intoxicated nothing exciting happens beyond subtly messing with people.

Quote from: Red-MachineI'll throw my hat in the ring here, too. I've never had a girlfriend myself, but I know all to well how it feels to have your heart broken.

Hey Bella, it's a shame you're asexual/aromantic; I'd SO date you.

Yeah, she was my only actual girlfriend but to tell the truth I saw it coming about three weeks or so ago.

I think everyone would date Bella.

Quote from: ZenIM BACK!

WHAT DID I MISS!!

WELCOME BACK

A LOT

Quote from: Choco@OSf: i don't drink, but if i get really tired i get crazy! xD
and good luck. if all else fails, stick with one OS? at least one works.....^^;

@nejin: fukin cablesnatchers.....i had that problem with my dad last night cause i connected an ethernet cable from my room to the router downstairs. we've been fighting about everything under the sun since. >___< i can't WAIT for college....

and are you suggesting that we have a singles mixer/orgy? owo;

@stew: dude, you should come up here for the summer. then you and me and bella and cockle and whoever else can form the lonely hearts club band!! xD

@everyone: WE'RE SGT. OSTAN'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND~â™ª

Woo sleep deprivation! Almost nothing breaks my cool, short of major disaster or good news.

Cable theft is heresy, and we all know what heresy in punishable by!

Togas. Be there.

I can prvodie uniforms for all, but BYOS&I

WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THE SHOW

Quote from: Choco et. allBURNING TRANSFORMER

Perhaps this is the wrong reaction, but FRIGGIN SWEET. Things I've seen on fire; people, cars, inumerable pieces of wood, microwave, refridgerator, and a train car. Plus other stuff I can't remember.

and the first inklings of stew/bella:

Quote from: stewartsage on May 19, 2010, 10:04:54 PM
Oh yes, happy birthday to Mrs. Choco's mom. And one other thin that caught on fire was the woods behind my house after our neighbor dumped ashes into underbrush.

Quote from: Bella@Stewart: I live near a college town so maybe that's why I see so many casual dressers? Poor students who can't afford anything better? xD

@Choco: I've never drank, I don't drink, I don't plan to drink. Maybe when I turn 21 I've have a glass of wine or something classy like that, but the thought of drinking for drinking's sake has never held appeal with me. My brainwaves are scrambled enough as it is. xD How can you suggest a person stick with only one OS?! :V :V :V

UNIFORMS? TOGAS? RANDOM THINGS SET ON FIRE?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!

Well, we can date, but our entire notion of romantic relationships is sorta... different... or I guess we don't really go looking for relationships or feel that we "need" boyfriends/girlfriends.

Mainly its laziness.

And now I feel like a terrible person for some reason.

Your nearest ROTC program. I kid, it would be the best band ever!

Royal we or suggesting a mÃ©nage Ã trois, Ms. Bella? Or another option that I'm missing....

two random quotes from the pages:

"UNIFORMS? TOGAS? RANDOM THINGS SET ON FIRE?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!"
-Bella

"And thanks to your mother, my birthday is only a month away!"
- Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 08, 2012, 09:50:50 PM

"Maybe you want a plumber with a shiny mustache to save you from your demons while you're wearing a pink dress."
- A GameFAQs user, on this dream I had (http://ostan-collections.net/forum/index.php/topic,578.msg129002.html#msg129002)

"I love him because sparkles!"
- Me, on the plot of Twilight

"Give 100% in whatever you do! Unless you are donating blood"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 08, 2012, 11:16:22 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on August 08, 2012, 09:30:50 AM
Quote from: stewartsage on May 19, 2010, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Red-MachineI'll throw my hat in the ring here, too. I've never had a girlfriend myself, but I know all to well how it feels to have your heart broken.

Hey Bella, it's a shame you're asexual/aromantic; I'd SO date you.

Yeah, she was my only actual girlfriend but to tell the truth I saw it coming about three weeks or so ago.

I think everyone would date Bella.

Congratulations, Kari, for pinpointing the EXACT moment that I decided to relentlessly pursue Stew, like some sort of metaphorical cuddle-leopard stalking a hapless snuggle-antelope. .//////.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 09, 2012, 09:18:11 AM

"For some reason I assumed/had the mental image that you were Asian... lol"
- Bella, on me (http://ostan-collections.net/forum/index.php/topic,1198.msg97027.html#msg97027)

"Then you got in touch with your zen and became panda?"
-Me, to Zen

"Statistically, the most likely place something is going to jump out and get you is a box of tractors"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 09, 2012, 01:03:54 PM

@bella: kickass, i knew i was close but i didn't think i found the exact point. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 10, 2012, 02:20:42 AM

Yeah, I'd say that was pretty much the point. .//////.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 10, 2012, 08:55:07 PM

"It'd all make so much more sense if they just shoved magical fish into their ears"

"True or false: Green is a color"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 11, 2012, 08:58:01 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on August 10, 2012, 08:55:07 PM
"It'd all make so much more sense if they just shoved magical fish into their ears"

...All I can think of is HHGttG.

>I'd hit that!
You'd hit Grace Coolidge?
You wouldnt be afraid of Calvin kicking your ass?
>Nah
>Silent Cal

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 12, 2012, 12:48:26 PM

"PHANTASY STAR IS TOTAL ADVENTURE ROLE PLAYING"
- Back of the box to Phantasy Star (Sega Master System) (http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/epic-win-photos-flipping-over-win.gif)

"That stuff sounds like someone is trying to juice a flashlight"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 12, 2012, 11:29:29 PM

"You should totally let him plug his flip chip into your slot so you can make PDP-8s"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 13, 2012, 10:08:25 AM

"I like Fedora because it's a hat"
- A GameFAQs user, on Linux

"How do I become "Not Tree"?"

"MY PENIS HAS BLAST PROCESSING"

"i get the feeling that you'd be interested in haruhi's panties"
- Kari, to me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 15, 2012, 09:12:22 PM

"Running hurts my tits..."
-Me

EDIT:

Bengay is fabulous -w-
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 16, 2012, 10:11:00 AM

@Kari: Ah, things I say when I'm sleepy LOL

"I just thought of something bad that happened in World War II"
- A GameFAQs user

"Judging by the fact she's high, I'd say yeah"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 17, 2012, 11:23:41 AM

"You're my feisty Scottish Princess!"
-Me

*Fixed for accuracy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2012, 11:29:22 AM

@Bella: Part of me is curious of the context for that one...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 17, 2012, 12:47:38 PM

is that a Brave reference?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 17, 2012, 02:30:26 PM

It was a Brave reference and a Late Late Show reference, and directed at Stew. : p

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2012, 07:32:37 PM

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, now I'm naked."
"I used to wonder what friendship could be. Now I'm naked"
- LittleKuriboh (Both)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 17, 2012, 08:31:18 PM

do you have pics for those? like, screencaps of the posts?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2012, 08:38:32 PM

Yep
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/moarlittlekuriboh.png)

Also:
"Alright! I'm going to go out and make a bunch of mistakes so I can learn stuff!"
-Genki (Monster Rancher)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2012, 04:21:57 PM

"Why is the bread bleeding??"
-The Heroine, Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 18, 2012, 06:47:51 PM

"A girl is cooking me tomorrow"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 19, 2012, 10:40:01 PM

"it was rather thick, i'm not sure i could have fit my mouth around it"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 19, 2012, 10:51:04 PM

"The apples taste like chemicals. The snozzberries taste like ass"
- Me

"Pineapple Computer, Inc.: Think slightly out of the ordinary, but not completely different"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 20, 2012, 12:39:00 AM

"Stew's Jimmies: Can't Rustle 'Em"
-Pent

"That's not cleavage, that's my sternum!"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 20, 2012, 01:18:57 AM

"How is that creepy? WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT I KNOW IT'S CREEPY."
-Bells

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 20, 2012, 01:28:33 AM

"Pluto is as big as Russia? It's about as fun as Russia too."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 20, 2012, 02:05:16 PM

"Buy a drum set, and have sex on it"

"Japan! Fuck yeah!"
- Me, on Samurai 7

"I JUST GREW GIANT-SIZED BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW!"
- Me, on Knuckles' Chaotix

"Maybe it's that I not only enjoy dressing like a woman while watching anime, but that I also have lesbian fantasies involving Haruhi?"
- Me

"Here; have some glowing balls of no real significance"
- Me

"Chicken nuggets are like my family"
- A GameFAQs user

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 23, 2012, 09:53:54 PM

"The invention of the shovel must have been ground breaking!"

"So do they call him Wizpig because he's a wizard or because he pees himself a lot?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2012, 11:16:41 PM

I have a nice stick
-Pentium

SCREW THE OCARINA OF TIME, I HAVE MEDICAL-ISSUE PANTIES
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 26, 2012, 06:57:46 PM

"Time isn't a straight line. It's more like a David Lynch movie; it goes in all directions, and if you're lucky, by the end you'll get to see some boobs"
- Dr. Insano (To Boldly Flee)

"Is he roasting a bagel over an open fire?"

"Throw a rock at a rock!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2012, 12:01:31 PM

"is it so wrong to be beautiful?"
-hank hill

"they were going for 'try or die.'"
"going for?"
"actually, it reads 'pie or die'. the tattoo artist was having some fun."
"or flunked chinese spelling."

-Wong and Staebler, SVU

;_;
Vicious attack kittehs
-Pent

THE STARITE'S ON FIRE OH GOD
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 30, 2012, 05:38:57 PM

"I thought the song went "Stand on what you believe""
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2012, 05:55:48 PM

"i'd say he's the motherfuckin' candy man
but that just sounds creepy."
-me, on romney

"god now i'm just picturing him singing it
he's the type that would
to be 'hip' "

"hahaha
that is a terrifying mental image"

"almost as bad as magical girl rick santorum"

"xD"
-me and bella, on romney

"why do i think al gore would be in on that superhero team
mask, cape, corn oil-powered rocket boots, done."

"we need a superhero name for him...
The Green Planet?"

"we could just paint him blue and call him captain planet"

"is romney a villian or hero in this context
".....both?"

"hm
good question"

-me and bella on the potential league of super-politicians

"i'm now mentally replacing Gene Wilder with Romney in some willy wonka and the chocolate factory scenes"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 31, 2012, 03:48:23 PM

"Why do women put their boobs on their chests?"
"It's so when they chest-bump one another, they bounce really far back. It's like a bouncy castle, but sideways."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 01, 2012, 07:53:52 AM

Quote from: Paradox Interactive Forum Newsletter August 2012
At Paradox Development Studios Johan Andersson, studio manager, had his birthday this week!

Just for him*, we're announcing a brand new Europa Universalis game; one that brings EU's legendary scope into the Napoleonic Wars, that glorious slice of European history that we like to think of as a geopolitcal barfight. Players will take control of a nation of their choice, dispatch armies and envoys, raid supply lines, form coalitions and get with the times, already. Because if they don't, that maddeningly clever Corsican is going to make fools of every single one of them.

* (Not really)

Quote from: March of the Eagles trailer"War never changes", they said
THEY LIED

Troll game devs are trolls. I LOVE IT

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 01, 2012, 11:20:08 PM

"The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people"

"my friend made an interesting point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass"

"Wario. Wario never changes"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 05, 2012, 10:11:13 AM

"YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT"
"WHAT IS THAT"
"YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING"

- A Dalek to a Cyberman

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 05, 2012, 07:22:10 PM

"Vegetable, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 06, 2012, 08:47:58 AM

QuoteAdmiralTigerClaw
Anyway, a comment tonight on HIEs in general.

During some phase of a given HIE story, ponies will invariably comment on how a human looks like a giant, hairless monkey. You can suppose that's flattering or unflattering depending on how you take being called a big monkey...

But has anyone every really thought of just what it means to be compared to an arborial mammal like a moneky? I mean, beyond just appearances. What's a human capable of?

Examine this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-vDxamhkc&feature=player_embedded)and ask yourself how pony populations in stories would react to a creature that's as at home on the ground on two legs, as it is off the ground on any number of its four appendages in an all out, MAD scramble in which the environment is little more than a platform game to them.

What is a human?
It's a creature with incredible physical control and fluid balance beyond anything an Earth Pony or Unicorn could think possible without wings.

archonix
#7 [Thursday 6th of September 2012 11:03:43 AM] Posted 4 hours, 31 minutes ago

Honestly, if they saw that parkour vid the first thought most ponies would have is "predator". Seriously. Watch that video with the eyes of a prey species. Imagine how you'd feel if this strange creature suddenly came charging across obstacles you couldn't even hope to pass, leaped in the air and then bounced of the wall behind you.

The capability to move in unexpected ways is a big fear generator. Even a pegasus would feel threatened by a creature that could appear to leap so high from out of nowhere and change direction so unpredictably. They'd probably also interpret a lot of that motion as misdirection strategies designed to confuse prey. Sure, I couldn't do it. Most humans can't do it, but we all have the potential to transform from this ungainly biped into a spring-loaded wall-climbing murder machine

My view on humans has now been positively modified. Makes me wanna dig out them PK skills a bit myself...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 07, 2012, 02:27:35 AM

[Stew]: (3:22:16 AM) you have to suck the humor out of everything
[Stew]: (3:22:21 AM) You're a humorpire

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 07, 2012, 03:36:13 AM

Quote from: SethistoEQD - Not selling Adspace for Furniture!

It was a joke guys, you can stop sending emails for adspace now!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 07, 2012, 12:20:41 PM

"My samurai senses are tingling"
- Me

"Also, yours was definitely bigger"
- Me, to Kari

"They even took the novelty slot machine! Who does that?!"
- Dr. Insano

"I actually don't hold a grudge against people talking trash about me, if they're shot afterwards"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2012, 08:01:08 PM

"i was chewed on ;v;"
"which is fine
since it was the cow
which i guess means that she was making...
MILK CHOCOLATE
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

-me, on being used as an approved teething device

"(Or "lickass", as I amusingly said months back because I was typing too fast)"
-Pent

"We could also work on a draft of a script to a sitcom; titled "My Little Nejin: Friendship is Science"
-Pent

"i'm curvy, but not THAT curvy
not like, 3 boxes of ho-hos sitting down curvy"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 10, 2012, 08:51:58 AM

"I'm a hologram. How do I get drunk?"
- Linkara's hologram

"I can't do anything until somebody sends me some balls"
- Dad

"I don't want to upgrade my obsolete browser, Stan Collections"
"Noss Lost an Collection"
- My ISP's search engine, interpreting the (fake) URLs Fedora-tan posted

"Stan "I don't want to upgrade my obsolete browser" Collections, a famous retro-techy *nod*"
- Pitkin, on the above

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 11, 2012, 09:52:52 PM

"Should.... have sent ... a poet.... the cake is beautiful...."
-My brother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 12, 2012, 09:20:39 AM

"There's no gravity. There's no rules!"

"The pants were dead"

"Coming soon: Bratquest -- the sausage fest of an RPG"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2012, 09:38:07 PM

"HIS PENIS IS CHOKING HIM!! WHAT DO!??!?!"
-Facebook

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 14, 2012, 09:25:26 PM

"One comment on To Boldly Flee: "This is like fucking inception and film brain is hot". At last, a review I agree with"
- Film Brain

"Next DC retcon - Istanbul is once again Constantinople"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 17, 2012, 10:38:43 AM

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I wore heels once"
- Pitkin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 17, 2012, 04:47:43 PM

Heels, they ruin perfectly good adventures. :z

"You're a dog ukulele now!"
-Me

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 17, 2012, 10:33:04 PM

"What smells so good? It's like someone's burning a Fruit Rollup in here."

-Me, on the scent of the club room today

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 18, 2012, 09:22:40 AM

I wonder what a burning Fruit Roll-Up smells like...?

"It was sad when Sephiroth killed Sephiroth"
- A GameFAQs user

"There's no plot beyond 'Bruce Lee goes places and wrecks your shit'"
- The Spoony One

"I wanted to try her pie ;_;"
- Me

"He's playing dubstep on a saxophone!"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 03, 2012, 09:32:59 PM

"My compatriots are watching political debates while I stand in front of a door and yell DUUUUDE! Good times"
-Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 04, 2012, 12:42:43 AM

"I HAVE TO BECOME A SNUGGLE PROSTITUTE!"

"but yes, hug-hooking sounds like fun"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 04, 2012, 09:07:37 AM

Snuggle prostitute? I like the sound of that >w>

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 05, 2012, 09:14:49 PM

"Gaming researcher Ladan Cockshut"

-the BBC article on the WoW Candidate

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 06, 2012, 10:46:43 AM

"Spent an hour trying to kill water, but it seems impervious to conventional weaponry"
- The Spoony One

"So, you're a boxer, and I'm a crazy vintage computer lady?"
- Me, to Kriz

"Sometimes, you just gotta BAG FUCK"
- DeliciousCinnamon

"It's ok to do drugs, kids; as it'll save you from aliens!"
- Film Brain

"DISCLAIMER: Film Brain does not actually approve of drug use. He is being sarcastic. In fact, taking drugs will probably make you more likely think you're being attacked by aliens. Dumbass"
- A disclaimer displayed shortly after Film Brain said the previous quote

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 16, 2012, 06:31:47 AM

Quote from: Acchi KocchiI'll end the itching of this world...!

PFFHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 16, 2012, 12:15:10 PM

TOLD YOU YOU'D LIKE IT

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on October 16, 2012, 01:28:39 PM

"Then don't commit crimes, jack wagon!"
-Prof. Baxter

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 20, 2012, 10:53:45 PM

"It's like building a sandcastle...with a bulldozer"

"I definately want a manual for taking her clothes off"

"I'm a PC, and Windows 8 was most certaintly not my idea"

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 27, 2012, 08:42:15 PM

"Mister Sister"

-Me

"MyThingy: Here I Come (tm)"

-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 28, 2012, 08:20:15 PM

"The Yeti has a sexy sister"
- Me

"THEY FUN-SIZED MY HEAD"
- Halloweenie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 28, 2012, 11:22:09 PM

"I'm going to introduce you to my parents as the girl I made out with Thursday night"
-Stew, quoting Texts From Last Night to explain how he's going to introduce me to his family.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 29, 2012, 12:39:03 AM

good job right there. xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 29, 2012, 05:23:57 PM

Seconded xD

"HER BREASTS ARE GLOWING!"
- Me

"I've got monkeys in me!"
- GIR

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 31, 2012, 10:02:22 AM

"Don't you lose to that French Son-In-Law!"
-Subtitles, end of episode 15, Ai Yori Aoshi

"YOU sleep on it, bitch"

"MY DONG IS USB"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 31, 2012, 05:00:36 PM

"FREEZE! Vegan Police!"

"He is dead! D-E-E-D! DEAD!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on November 05, 2012, 02:22:18 PM

"I've been polled, and man it hurts!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on November 05, 2012, 03:16:15 PM

Oddly enough: "I'll skew your pole!"
-Me, shouting at the radio

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on November 06, 2012, 10:57:35 AM

God election season lends itself well to poll/polling jokes and innuendo.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 06, 2012, 11:12:47 AM

Yep xD

"I am in lesbians with you"
- Scott Pilgrim

"An epic of epic epicness"

"Because he's an alien robot made of wood who doesn't understand humans"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 06, 2012, 03:27:57 PM

Quote from: DiscordianismGreater Poop: Is Eris true?

Malaclypse the Younger: Everything is true.

GP: Even false things?

M2: Even false things are true.

GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

I like these guys already.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 07, 2012, 11:42:37 AM

"I used to be one of Dr. No's henchmen. Then I took Bond's fist to my face"

"Winners don't eat meat"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on November 08, 2012, 02:03:43 PM

"I'll chew on some snake glands to get this done!"
-Prof. Baxter

"I will kill and eat everyone before I steal bread!"
-Prof. Baxter

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 08, 2012, 05:16:17 PM

"Boob bomb incoming"
- Stew

"You punched the highlights out of her hair!"
- Scott Pilgrim

"I have a nice pie as well"
- Me

"Crossdressing solves everything!"
- A friend of mine on another site

"is cowbell tasty"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2012, 10:41:57 AM

Now for the Ultimate Badass quote of the day:

Quote from: That one random guy in the Winter War that the Russians got so fucking scared of that they ordered artillery strikes against himSimo Häyhä once shot eight Russian soldiers with one bullet. They thought they were being attacked by multiple snipers, and ran away.

And its contender:

Quote from: Why the Winter War REALLY ended
Eventually, the Russians had a stroke of luck when one sniper, after Simo had pretty much wiped out the whole team, managed to shoot him through the jaw with an exploding bullet, blowing half of his cheek away. Incredibly, Simo managed to pick up his gun and kill the sniper, and walked back to his nearest unit, where he was sent to hospital, whereupon he slipped into a coma. A ceasefire was ordered, and eleven days later, on the day Simo awoke, the Russian army withdrew.

The inevitable OH FUCKING CRAP was too much for the ruskis to handle.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 19, 2012, 10:42:19 AM

He's so badass he warrants a second post. Just for awesomeness.

Quote from: Simo Häyhä on how to become the greatest sniper of all time"Practice. And clear days."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 20, 2012, 07:31:09 PM

Quote from: My laboration sheet
For coffee it's 5, for tomatoes it's 4;
while household ammonia's 11 or more.
It's 7 for water, if in a pure state,
but rain water's 6, and sea water's 8.
It's basic at 10, quite acidic at 2,
and well above 7 when litmus turns blue.
Some find it a puzzlement; doubtless their fog
has something to do with that negative log.

-unknown

I think my chemistry professor is trying to be clever...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 20, 2012, 09:22:16 PM

"Bad things are bad. Don't do them!"
- PeanutButterGamer

"Right now I'm so tired I just got scared by a fire hydrant"
- JonTron

"My favorite William Shatner play is Macbeth"
- JonTron, again

"My poor innocent pie"
- Kari

"Standing around at the speed of diagnal~"
- JonTron

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 27, 2012, 12:01:28 PM

"I vow to procrastinate less!... Here in a little bit"
- A friend of mine

"Sadly, yaoi Keyblades are not an option"
- Me

"I won't be watching Breaking Dawn Part 2. I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that"
- Film Brain

"Call me Mr. Flintstone; I can make your bedrock"
- Some song I heard at work

"My Little Swinger: Friendship is Benefits"
- Pitkin

"My Little Bella: Wisdom Teeth Removal is Magic"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2012, 08:38:27 PM

>Pedophiles own Linux desktops
>News at 11

-Anon, http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S28957252

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 05, 2012, 08:42:05 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on November 27, 2012, 12:01:28 PM
"My Little Swinger: Friendship is Benefits"
- Pitkin

"My Little Bella: Wisdom Teeth Removal is Magic"
- Me

These quotes brought a ray of sunshine into my night. xD

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2012, 08:38:27 PM
>Pedophiles own Linux desktops
>News at 11

-Anon, http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S28957252

I'm confused, was there actually a news story about pedophiles who use Linux? .___.;;;;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2012, 08:43:02 PM

nah, that discussion is about whether or not microsoft is watching us surf while we pee.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 05, 2012, 08:47:46 PM

That's a relief. ^^;

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Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2012, 09:11:27 PM

click the link, it's actually semi-compelling. useful anti-crime application, or PEEPING TOM? you be the judge.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on December 06, 2012, 02:08:23 PM

"What more do you need then ceramic figurines and prostitutes?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 06, 2012, 10:32:45 PM

"Be not afraid, the wood nymphs have taught me how to please a woman"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 09, 2012, 09:51:29 AM

"I will not leave my home but stare creepily out the window at the fools who traverse outside in the cold, while I am safe and snug inside without ever needing to- wait. New comics on Wednesdays. Well, poo."
- Linkara

"This is an intense porno scene in a space battleship"
- A YouTube user, on a song from the Mega Man X soundtrack

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Alex S on December 10, 2012, 12:24:13 AM

"The evil pizzas were no match for a simple stoplight."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 10, 2012, 05:22:07 PM

@Alex: I remember that quote from Power Rangers xD

"Shooting someone while they take out the garbage is now every bit as traditional as kissing someone under the mistletoe"
- The Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 10, 2012, 06:13:37 PM

GARBAGE DAY

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 11, 2012, 09:49:54 PM

Comment witheld from Topicless: "Giving Candace wood is my job!"
-Stew

DOES SATAN BREED PIGEONS?
-Me on the Pouter Pigeon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pigmy_Pouter.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 12, 2012, 12:15:16 AM

http://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/18780/top-ten-cheesiest-horror-movie-one-liners/

here, have some quotes. including the origin of Duke Nukem's bubblegum quote. -w-

it includes such gems as:

*comes across a dead body*
"Something bad happened here."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 12, 2012, 12:50:15 PM

"If you want to be a man, be a dolphin"
- Continue Show

"I believe dolphins can fly"
- Me

"It's been 9 years since a Lord of the Rings movie? Works out, if you watch all the Extended Version in a row, it equals to about 9 years. "
- Brad Jones (aka The Cinema Snob)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 13, 2012, 11:08:21 AM

*applause*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on December 13, 2012, 11:10:43 AM

"My Little Cynic: Friendship is Overrated"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 13, 2012, 12:39:45 PM

@Pitkin: Nice one. xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 15, 2012, 07:09:59 AM

"We have Nada III!
- From an old GameFly commercial

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 15, 2012, 07:54:56 PM

It's ARRRS, TO GO!
-Some creepy guy in a restaurant like 5 years ago

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 15, 2012, 08:03:14 PM

"heh, come."
"well, YOU'RE the one that looks like you're drinking it."

don and me earlier, me remarking on the margarita he was drinking

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 15, 2012, 08:05:20 PM

"Doesn't Bill Gates own Apple?"
- Some guy at work

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 15, 2012, 08:08:55 PM

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
-Bill Cosby

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 15, 2012, 08:38:53 PM

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!"
-Me during The Most Awkward Conversation Of All Time

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 15, 2012, 08:41:33 PM

I want to know what it's like to have a penis.
-Me, all the time

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 15, 2012, 11:12:50 PM

It's not the penis that really makes the difference. The difference are the very, very small but very, very influential members of the Brain Trust that regulate its behavior...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 16, 2012, 12:08:29 AM

acquire flexible strapon ->
wear constantly ->
?????? ->
PROFIT!!

(tbh that probably should have gone somewhere closer to the 18+ thread. maybe the computer section.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 16, 2012, 07:56:52 AM

Like i said, not what makes the difference... T.T

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 16, 2012, 08:00:27 AM

I'm sure you would not like to possess a vagina. It's kinda ugly, it leaks, and it takes control of your emotions. Dat PMS

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 16, 2012, 09:50:13 AM

Ok, when did Context Quote turn into "LOL GENITALS THREAD"?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 16, 2012, 10:35:37 AM

"LOL GENITALS THREAD"

-pent, just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 16, 2012, 11:40:20 AM

"STEAK BE AFRAIDED"
- Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 16, 2012, 11:49:08 AM

Boobies are wonderful birds.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 16, 2012, 12:58:44 PM

"just put a batch of ginger zombies and catgirls in the oven"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 16, 2012, 01:16:15 PM

Oh boy, I'm getting burnt gingers and catgirls for christmas.
I can't wait~

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 17, 2012, 05:48:30 AM

TP BOT INC
-Me playing Karthus w/teleport, deciding it's time to gank a rather low-hp botlane - regardless of what botlane thinks about it (ofc, being me, it worked out splendidly)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 17, 2012, 09:58:51 AM

"Yugioh Abridged has sucked ever since LittleKuriboh said the "Heart of the Cards" was just the Midichlorians"
- Someone on Twitter

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 19, 2012, 10:51:30 PM

"no baby, I wasn't trying to grope you. I was just checking for cancer."

-my friend mel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 20, 2012, 11:27:35 AM

"If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die"
- A PSA from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 20, 2012, 06:45:41 PM

Only if you do pcp -me
I am a jelly donut -JFK

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 22, 2012, 04:25:44 PM

"I used to do the robot. Then i took a magnet to the knee"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 22, 2012, 11:44:22 PM

pffft.

"if i start yelling at them, don't think of it as being rude. think of it as training them not to do it again. :3"

-me, to my mum

EDIT: "the serbs easily beat off the austrio-hungarians"

-The First World War, Ep 2?

"we killed it today. i got to team up with mary, i got to eat glass..."

-Moe, Storage Wars Texas

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 23, 2012, 04:42:09 PM

"Burning around at the speed of sound~"
- Egoraptor

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 23, 2012, 07:44:46 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on December 22, 2012, 11:44:22 PM"if i start yelling at them, don't think of it as being rude. think of it as training them not to do it again. :3"

-me, to my mum

If only life were that easy! :( It seems like the people I have to yell at are the least likely to learn their lessons though.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 24, 2012, 12:36:37 AM

i was kind of using that as an excuse if my mum started getting upset about me "embarassing her" in public. but she was just as riled up as i was. it WAS a christmas sale in JC Penny, after all.

(talking about that store makes me miss my grandma, lol ;v; )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on December 24, 2012, 09:21:17 PM

"I really hope those sheep don't step on any anti-personnel mines. Maybe I should fence them in?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 25, 2012, 08:11:53 PM

"i suggest a full-frontal assault with automatic lazer monkeys"
-Random Sontaran, Dr. Who Christmas Special 2012

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 25, 2012, 08:23:13 PM

"Dammit. I can't get McGangbang'd now"
- Me

"SNOWFLAME HAS NO CONCEPT OF TIME!"
- Snowflame (Atop the Fourth Wall)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 25, 2012, 10:00:04 PM

HE KICK YOUR SET AROUND~
- pent

"you can't drop a guy while he's holding his willy!"
- Graham Norton Show

GO GO POWER DOCTOR
- me

they look suspiciously like jack skellington
- me

Lesbian interspecies couple? I like
- pent

"i suggest we melt his brain using projectile atom fish."
- random Sontaran, Doctor Who Christmas Special 2012

Ok, I can't see a kid in a sailor uniform without thinking "Japanese schoolgirl?"
- pent

"takes one to snow one"
- The Doctor, Doctor Who Christmas Special 2012

"i see this is your business card! it says so on the front."
- The Doctor, Doctor Who Christmas Special 2012

"Who do you think i am!?"
"Sherlock homes."
">:\ ....don't you be clever!
I'm the clever one, you're the potato one!"
- The Doctor and random Sontaran, Doctor Who Christmas Special 2012

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 26, 2012, 11:56:13 PM

"What is the sound of silence?"
- My friend Austin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 27, 2012, 12:19:53 AM

if he asks you again, just say as creepy as possible, "SILENCE WILL FALLLLLLL"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 28, 2012, 03:09:01 PM

Indeed -w-

"Did they spill some alcohol into the machine making this gum?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 28, 2012, 03:10:33 PM

It's not alcohol...
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 28, 2012, 03:26:53 PM

so YOU'RE the one behind nicorette making people hallucinate little people in bands?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 28, 2012, 09:18:33 PM

"I want to make a generic board game called Board Game: The Game"
- Me

"It's like a ship...that you relate to."
- A GameFAQs user

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 29, 2012, 01:55:29 AM

i'd play that.

EDIT:

"I have this mental image of your firebox of a room now having a rotissary in a corner roasting a chicken all day..."
- My Brother Russell

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 29, 2012, 04:58:23 PM

"I don't mean to be rude ... but we're supposed to be evolving fewer teeth. Did you just swing out of a tree?"

....

"Why would a lesbian get pregnant?! HALF THE FUN OF BEING A LESBIAN IS NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT BECOMING PREGNANT!"

"...The other half is being able to share your wardrobe with your partner."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 29, 2012, 05:12:01 PM

@Bella: The latter bit makes me wish I had a girlfriend who could wear the same size clothes as me; so we could share our dresses and such ^^;;

"I'm the Snoop Dogg of science"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on December 29, 2012, 06:50:41 PM

SMOKIN' HOT AFRO ACTION

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 29, 2012, 07:06:52 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on December 29, 2012, 05:12:01 PM
@Bella: The latter bit makes me wish I had a girlfriend who could wear the same size clothes as me; so we could share our dresses and such ^^;;

Wouldn't that be the best? ^^

"Alaska: it's the land of the midnight sun, and also methamphetamine"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on December 29, 2012, 07:09:16 PM

"I look sorta like Gollum from LotR, except I'm probably 200 pounds more than Gollum. So I'm like 8 Gollums. Maybe we could have an elevensome -- Your two Anderson Coopers, Searingsky and my eight Gollum's."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on December 29, 2012, 07:15:20 PM

"Windows 95 comes with the new debugging tool Developers!. Helps you..."
(http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/07/steveballmershands.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2013, 08:07:21 PM

"With spell-breaking artifacts clenched in their horny fists, they advanced."

- Changeling the Dreaming; The Book of Lost Dreams, Page 20

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 02, 2013, 01:31:25 PM

"Call Roadkill Insurance Company today"
- Me

"Basically, a pack mule. Dump your luggage on me :3"
- Me again

"My Little SAGE: Military Computers are Magic"
- Me, being random

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 06, 2013, 12:03:04 AM

"Gasoline is a lot like makeup on a Woman....less is more."
-World's Dumbest

EDIT: "I have GOT to get a man-sized baby sling! It would be SO much easier to steal stuff from my neighbor."
-Tru TV

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 06, 2013, 09:45:17 PM

"Special thanks to Gary Gygax. Your rapidly-spinning corpse is providing megawatts of clean electrical power, helping us create a greener, better future!"
- Excerpt from the Dungeons: The Dragoning rulebook

"Books are full of thinking!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 07, 2013, 05:57:33 PM

Fluttershy: Yay.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 08, 2013, 08:37:51 PM

"Man always Remember Fishing, Because of Romance Only."

- Fishing Lure Cell Phone Strap, Strapya World

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 08, 2013, 11:06:01 PM

"I have the soul of a table"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 09, 2013, 04:08:43 PM

"I'm gonna kick yo pterodactyl azz."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 09, 2013, 07:11:27 PM

"If you are saved, but you're not doing much for the Lord, then I'm going to make you extremely uncomfortable. Everyone can find something to do for the Lord. The worst of you can, at least, serve as bad examples."

For all that this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjEcFcmBaeo)is a creationist (and thus a nutjob and a zealot) he's also, as a stars-be-damned preacher, a pretty smooth talker.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 09, 2013, 08:43:13 PM

Quote from: Stratfor intelligence file release "Debbie Does Stratfor"Oh, man. I just read this list...I can't believe I spent my day
contemplating what percentage of Togo's external public debt is held by
foreign corporations when I could have been fantasizing about threesomes.
Oh, well - live and learn.

http://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/1170211_re-baseball-throwdown-.html

Sometimes, humor comes from the strangest of places...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 10, 2013, 09:49:20 PM

"But mine is special. It's good for absolutely nothing"
- Aeris

"A flat chest is a status symbol!"
- Konata Izumi

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 11, 2013, 10:00:10 PM

She doesn't bat for any team but naps these days
-Me, on one of Bells' dogs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 12, 2013, 05:41:07 AM

"Because if I did... I'd miss all my prime time anime shows."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 12, 2013, 07:12:15 PM

QuoteI'm referring you to a gynecologist, because I don't specialize in PUSSIES

Dear fuck me, that was hilarious.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 12, 2013, 10:27:58 PM

"Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS BANANA SLICER!"
- A review on Amazon

"Do bananas grow on trees?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 13, 2013, 12:22:53 PM

Quote from: EWAR: Nimaxari dictionary and language structureDom = Earth(formal)/Ground(common)
S'tol/Tol = Stone
S'tom/Tom = Rock

I was going through the document looking for a translation for certain things EWAR-related I'm writing atm, but I came upon that last passage (Tom = Rock) while this pmv was playing in the background, I and I burst out laughing. I wrote those relevant passages sometime in 2006...

I MADE TOM JOKES BEFORE TOM EVEN EXISTED
I AM THE ULTIMATE HIPSTER NOW

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 13, 2013, 12:47:55 PM

His power level is 400.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 13, 2013, 09:44:54 PM

"Some cats, if they eat a certain type of nut, they become huge and can fly. It's really very weird"
- Random NPC (Phantasy Star)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2013, 10:33:16 PM

"Grandma didn't slit Jiao's Throat."
"How do you know?"

-Novak and Ricky Yao, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (s. 6 ep 'Debt')

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 13, 2013, 10:48:31 PM

"The plot makes no sense; why did she order a pizza if she couldn't pay for it?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 14, 2013, 09:50:29 AM

"You're so cute I wanna sit on your face" o3o true story

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on January 14, 2013, 09:58:44 AM

You just spilled your seed all over the floor!

Sunflower seed shells all over the place.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 14, 2013, 11:22:12 AM

Quote from: Henrik "Doomdark" Fåhreus, lead dev of Crusader Kings 2Our beta testing never ends. :)

This is why Paradox is best dev team forever.

Quote from: Paradox dev Goosecreature>Any hints on the next DLC?
Not if I want to keep my job. :).

I fucking love these guys.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 14, 2013, 06:11:03 PM

bobby moynihan scary maze

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 14, 2013, 10:03:01 PM

"All right! I'll go out and make a bunch of mistakes so I can learn stuff!"
- Genki (Monster Rancher)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 15, 2013, 12:54:14 AM

I'd put a fuckload of oneliners here from the various 1632 series books, or the latest one (1636: The Saxon Uprising) in particular because I just finished it. But damn, this thread would be facing a lawsuit for copyright infringement if i tried, so I'm just going to tell you all to get off your lazy asses and READ A BOOK

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on January 16, 2013, 07:30:44 AM

Person 1: Last time I did that you almost broke it.
Person 2: Well than don't be sticking it where it doesn't belong.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2013, 12:05:18 AM

"OKAY BRIEF YOU CAN DO THIS! JUST BE RATIONAL! WHAT WOULD INDIANA JONES DO!?!?!"
-Brief, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

"YOU BOTH NEED TO STOP SPENDING MONEY ON BULLSHIT!! YOU'RE ANGELS, NOT HIPSTERS!!"
-Garterbelt, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 17, 2013, 01:48:53 AM

Just to clarify, is this a dubbed version of PS&G?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 17, 2013, 11:38:02 AM

"Elephant eggs are really big"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 17, 2013, 12:58:52 PM

BATANKYUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2013, 09:34:55 PM

@nej: yes, this is the dub. i've seen the japanese already but that was like, 2-3 years ago so in order to review it for the blog i'm watching the dub. tbh i like the sub better, but there have been good moments in the dub too. (i prefer their japanese voices but the jokes are a touch funnier due to nothing being lost in translation. plus it's funny to see them talk in english. xD )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 19, 2013, 04:18:58 PM

"Finally! Diaries that can be read without the risk of getting caught!"
- Excerpt from the instruction manual for Magic Knight Rayearth (Saturn)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 19, 2013, 04:24:36 PM

"Or as they say in ebonics... we be fucked!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 19, 2013, 04:27:27 PM

"Another summer blockbuster valuing special effects over character development. Cool!"
- Hikaru (Magic Knight Rayearth (Saturn))

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 19, 2013, 05:31:09 PM

"Being a carefree, fun-loving hero is all good, but you wouldn't even qualify for the Pet Avengers."

Spider-Man Marvel Vs Capcom 3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2013, 07:13:11 PM

*mum is talking about a phone call she had with dad*
*earlier she tells me that he had phone troubles when calling the fire department for a burn permit, so he called the cops*
*call didn't go through, cops show up anyway*
*when mum mentions the cops this time, i'm like, "oh yeah, the cops..."*
*right after*
both me and mum at the EXACT same time: "SERVES HIM RIGHT!"

*both of us crack up for being wicked in sync*
xDD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 19, 2013, 09:31:36 PM

"I believe this ladder is used to reach the, us, adult-oriented books on the higher shelves"

"They look like flowers from our world, but they smell like car exhaust. Facinating!"

- Various quotes from Fuu (Magic Knight Rayearth (Saturn))

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2013, 09:41:05 PM

misheard commercial: "a party is only as good as its sex".

"I AM GOD; SUCK MY DICK"
-PentiumMMX

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 20, 2013, 07:20:42 AM

"He might aswell have brought a fuckin' Uzi onboard!!!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 20, 2013, 10:15:50 AM

"There should have been only one!"
- The Spoony One

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2013, 11:22:42 AM

"Have you considered that he might be part bear, and is just Hibernating for the winter?"

-Dr. Koizumi, in regards to baby Ivan (001)'s sleeping habits, Cyborg 009

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2013, 02:20:29 PM

"Heck, it's improvised and a fish
It's like, everything you stand for."
-Stew on the Holy Mackerel (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Holy_Mackeral)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2013, 02:56:27 PM

that set almost makes me want to play it...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 20, 2013, 03:14:17 PM

"I see you like to run your mouth. I wonder if you can use it for anything else?"
Morrigan -> Phoenix Wright

"Strip away those inhibitions and let your true self out. There is no shame in that."
Morrigan -> Phoenix

"We're both called Phoenix, but I'm a destroyer of worlds and you're a lawyer. I wonder which one of us is more hated?"
Phoenix -> Wright

(Ultimate) Marvel Vs Capcom 3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2013, 05:19:44 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2013, 02:56:27 PM
that set almost makes me want to play it...

IKR? It's one of the games that makes me wish I had a better attention span for games. ;^;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 20, 2013, 05:22:26 PM

I'd try it, but I suck at multiplayer FPSes ^^;;

"have ALL the fetishes!"
- Kari

"It's a sign. We should try to do it this week"
- Me, to Kari

"He should get a doll-size pipe organ for her, so he can give her his organ"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 20, 2013, 06:30:23 PM

"I feel the spirit of Earl Weaver overwhelming me."
-Me, on the resumption of hockey season and the Flyer's losing.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 20, 2013, 07:55:22 PM

"Sharks do not obey the laws of man"
- Linkara

Title: Sorry about the frequent Con Air quotes guys...
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 21, 2013, 10:01:10 AM

"Boy don't you even dreeeeeaem about tellin' the white people the truth!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 21, 2013, 03:25:35 PM

"De todo lo que me ha pasado... lo más raro no sería luchar al lado de patos que hablan..."
"Of everything that has ever happened to me... the weirdest thing wouldn't be Fighting alongside talking ducks..."

— Alfonso "Poncho" Rodríguez
(5got to translate it...)

"Nuuuuuu, not my kidney!!!"
— Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 21, 2013, 06:40:38 PM

If it moves... e- 040-1111111

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2013, 08:39:43 PM

"The racial makeup of the town was 95.2% White, 0.4% African American, 0.2% Native American, 2.9% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 0.2% some other race, and 1.1% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.6% of the population."

SOME OTHER RACE

(this is from the wiki article of my town, btw)

"Fortune cookie say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot."
-Pizzadrill

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 22, 2013, 12:03:46 AM

Whenever I bite into a peppermint patty it feels like I'm-
STANDING ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN!!!

Or however you say it... I don't watch a whole lotta TV.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2013, 12:28:39 AM

you're thinking of peppermint patty, dearie.

also, keep in mind the original purpose of this thread was to post stuff that sounded questionable out of context, not random quotes. read the first couple pages of the thread and you'll get what i mean. :\

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 22, 2013, 12:30:12 AM

"I'm gonna stick this saw in your Vita-area!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2013, 12:36:54 AM

*facepalm*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 22, 2013, 08:53:25 AM

"I loooove them balls"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on January 22, 2013, 10:45:42 AM

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 23, 2013, 11:15:56 AM

there's always a broken to a disjointed

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 23, 2013, 12:44:46 PM

"Which is the movie that everyone wax off to?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2013, 11:37:13 PM

"The first thing I'm going to do is actually run away - or, do a tactical maneuver in the opposite direction of the enemy - and hide away in Scotland for a while."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2013, 10:19:11 AM

"I LOVE PUDDING!!!!!"
-one of Dola's sons, Castle in the Sky

"Can you make that cake? Oh, what's it called, with the swirly pink frosting..."
-another of Dola's sons, Castle in the Sky

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 24, 2013, 11:01:33 AM

Ah, I see. My mistake... I'm still learning here huh? :-D

The person below me ha- ah... why bother? (I secretly want a years supply of egg and noodles.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 24, 2013, 11:18:45 AM

"They're going to invade our planet, but they seem to have trouble with pantry doors"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on January 24, 2013, 02:16:45 PM

Oh god I need a drink, not used to saying that in my own blood anymore.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 25, 2013, 07:36:46 PM

"Your sword is too big and cumbersome"
- A character in one of my stories

"Set your Johnson to the full upright position. Oh yeah"
-Nostalgia Critic

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 26, 2013, 12:40:08 AM

"So that's 10 security gators, right?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 26, 2013, 08:10:12 AM

"You've got a friend in you"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 26, 2013, 01:36:31 PM

"*gasp!*Boy, do I!?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 26, 2013, 07:02:43 PM

"The following contest is scheduled to be held March 31th..."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 26, 2013, 09:26:49 PM

"(something nice and cheery, like "PARTY VAN" or "CHILDREN'S CLUB - 1-800-555-0102" or "WANT A GOOD TIME? DIAL 1-800-GAY-DICKS)"

-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 27, 2013, 03:24:05 AM

"DON'T BE SILLY"
"GRAB THAT WILLY"
"BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR SOME SMOKIN' HOT AFRO ACTION"

eeeee, I hope that's allowed...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2013, 03:50:30 AM

(yes it is, that's the whole point of this thread

also, very WTF right there. .__. )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 27, 2013, 06:16:34 AM

I was watching a live stream on some website and these mods were dialing sex lines and... you know the rest of the story.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2013, 10:18:35 AM

-w-

"Panty, that's not a pitch, that's your uterus!"
-Brief, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt OVA

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 27, 2013, 03:18:10 PM

"Ronald was showing off his Magic Bag at a picnic"
- The intro to McKids

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 27, 2013, 04:24:12 PM

"I am The Terror that flaps at night"
guess who?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 27, 2013, 04:46:14 PM

shen bigt liek a dim0nd
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5196594688/h95DEB987/)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 28, 2013, 12:04:30 AM

"I was blushing at the thought of her lowering her shields to allow my starship to enter the dock ^^;;;"
- Me

"I had the balls to do that...or rather I had the ovaries, or something"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 10:39:15 PM

"Granted, for it to be 100%, I'd need a sex change and Bella would need breast implants ^^;;"
-Pentium

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 29, 2013, 10:46:46 AM

"Blickachu, the Afro-American type Pokemon."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 29, 2013, 12:22:09 PM

"Your books are cats now?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2013, 05:20:59 PM

*reads Pent's caption in "caption the avatar above you" as "Lick your Butt"*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 12:18:19 AM

"You must Overcome Che Lo to defeat me"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 30, 2013, 10:08:39 AM

"A kid with the middle name Dildo"
- My sister

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 03:24:20 PM

a dildo called kid

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 30, 2013, 05:23:28 PM

"But, I can swing both ways"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 30, 2013, 05:36:47 PM

I wanna see some ice cubes!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 10:59:34 AM

"Eat my fucking wood!"
- Arin (Game Grumps)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 31, 2013, 11:58:04 AM

"Your a bagget."

QuoteYo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb.
Run on and on and on.
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh.

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while.
You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl.
You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be.
You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor
with the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice

You take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga

I make references to weaponry,
ancient or new.
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason
other than to create a false sense of importance
of which I could never retain on my own.
I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity
So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me.

I'm a cartoon character.
You'll never be able to be like me! (me me)

I like women
I like women
I like the concept of a woman
I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes

I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses
and buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit.
I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits
and buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and shit.

Why?

Cuz I'm a lady's man
a lady's man
a la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man

I'm a materialist.
I'm a materialist.
I'll take a piece-of-shit car and I'll lower the motherfuckah;
Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfuckah;
Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfuckah
so when I roll around this town it looks like a hover (hover hover)

I like to take a flat-panel display monitor,
put one on the steering column,
one inside of the glovebox,
one on top of the dashboard,
two in back of the headrests,
one mounted in the ceiling,
two still in the motherfucking packaging, on the back seat
so when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the shit and break it (word?)
I can honestly say:

I. Just. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.

You take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga

Yo, where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?

Where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?
(Where is they?)

Fuck shit, fuck shit,
Fuck shit, fuck shit

Fuck shit, fuck shit,
Fuck shit, fuck shit

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2013, 07:12:04 PM

"Would you like to hear about how my hamster is my spirit financial adviser?"
- Nostalgia Critic

"I grip the sausage tightly"
- Me

"I love the way he polishes his sword"
- Random lady (Thousand Arms)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 01, 2013, 03:47:54 PM

My robot army will not be big, slow-moving, and fashioned with inferior AI. Instead they will be built for speed, agility, and remotely controlled by my army of 15-year-old Korean Counter-Strike players.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2013, 08:50:06 PM

"Did he just threaten my hypothetical sister?"
-Det. John Munch, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 03, 2013, 12:53:26 AM

"Yes, yes he did"
Me @Det. John Munch, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2013, 12:41:21 PM

"You cannot be cool and poop"

"It's like my mom grew a beard"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on February 04, 2013, 11:32:33 AM

"People keep birching at me about things I have 0 control over"
-Bells, on work

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 04, 2013, 11:42:08 AM

I know that feel, man

Also, "birching" xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 11:50:18 AM

"i'll probably go tanning at some point cause i'm fucking disgusting and pale"
-my cousin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 04, 2013, 01:42:53 PM

*At zapper Lightgun's point* "It's My B-day, so Get me the Gifts/cash!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on February 04, 2013, 04:14:06 PM

"The problem with internet quotes is that most of them are bullshit."
-Abraham Lincoln

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 04, 2013, 05:38:53 PM

Abe was truly honest and wise!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 09:23:52 PM

"I just got raped by a screw"
-PentiumMMX

"...i thought that bucket was lenin."
"DON'T MAKE ME SNORT SODA ALL OVER MY COMPUTER"

-Me and my Sister, the other day, on how i keep seeing random dark objects as the cat

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 04:30:27 PM

"well I guess I was kinda raped and screwed"
My other self to both Mizuno Ami and Kasumi, in Like a Ninja

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 06:55:12 PM

"YOU FED THE HORSE A BEEFARINO!?"
-George, Seinfeld

"Oh. My. GOD.
MY SON'S A SLUT!!!"
-Stan Smith, American Dad

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 10:59:41 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 06:55:12 PM
"YOU FED THE HORSE A BEEFARINO!?"
-George, Seinfeld

"Oh. My. GOD.
MY SON'S A SLUT!!!"
-Stan Smith, American Dad

"I invented Disco music"

Roger, American granddad ...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 12:36:12 AM

"That's the last time i meet a stranger after hours at a storage locker."
-Storage Wars Texas, Copier Expert

EDIT:

"SHE'S the Tardis!?"
"Yeah!"
"Did you wish really, really hard?"
"...Shut up, not like that!"
-Amy and Eleventh Doctor, "The Doctor's Wife", Doctor Who

"Where did you get it?"
"My Fiancee."
"Oh, how nice...Your what!?"
"Yes, i made some cocoa and got engaged...."

-Ian Chesterson and First Doctor, "The Aztecs", Doctor Who

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2013, 11:16:36 PM

"NO! THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM KILLED MY FATHER!"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 07, 2013, 01:33:35 AM

"That's not how ya do it, you goofball!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on February 10, 2013, 01:19:30 PM

"Hey, I'll post creepy things on a forum!"
-Me, just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 10, 2013, 02:01:25 PM

Aah, I'll delete it. I'm sorry about that.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on February 10, 2013, 05:13:04 PM

No harm done, I was wondering the reason, just. Thanks.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 10, 2013, 05:36:33 PM

you didn't have to delete it, man. startling as it may have been it was actually well-written. :\

"i see no problem with giving it to her"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 10, 2013, 07:42:51 PM

"For the love of God Jim I'm a Medic not a <Insert Profession here>"
Hank Mc. Coy - Star Trek Universe

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 11, 2013, 10:09:25 AM

"Your head is of epic proportions..."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 11, 2013, 10:31:40 PM

"Whoever said a penis made sense?"

edit:
"NO I DO NOT LOVE YOUR WEINER"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 12, 2013, 04:42:34 PM

it's not wether I win or lose... it's the thrill of the fight...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 13, 2013, 09:49:43 PM

"Ghosts are actually caused by Bella killing people faster than Death can process them"

"It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Penti a giant meteor"

"Kari and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building"

"Stew qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. "

- all from Fact Generator (http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on February 14, 2013, 04:06:46 AM

That's a great site. xD

edit: To stay on topic: "Pitkin is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs. " - the above link

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 14, 2013, 03:18:31 PM

You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Poncho Rodríguez

Poncho Rodriguez will attain Matehuala's statehood in 2019. it's state flower will be the Camellia.

Poncho Rodriguez enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

Poncho Rodriguez died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Poncho Rodríguez can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Poncho Rodríguez" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

Poncho Rodríguez always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Some people say that Poncho Rodríguez is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

The truth will set you free. Unless Poncho Rodríguez has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Poncho Rodríguez.

If you spell Poncho Rodríguez in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Poncho Rodríguez.

When you say "no one's perfect", Poncho Rodríguez takes this as a personal insult.

Poncho Rodríguez will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Poncho Rodríguez. This amuses Poncho Rodríguez because he is bulletproof.

When Poncho Rodríguez plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Poncho Rodríguez."

all from the link 2 posts above... Damn you Pent...!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2013, 05:41:10 PM

that's it, this is becoming a new forum game. SO DECREES IT THE PERSON WHO CREATED CONTEXT QUOTEEEE

*flies off to make new thread*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 14, 2013, 07:41:59 PM

"Let's kick some giga-butt!"
"...with a cherry on top!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 17, 2013, 10:35:53 PM

"I WILL FUCK YOU!"
-PentiumMMX

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 18, 2013, 04:07:17 AM

*SMACK* The other way, ya klutz!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on February 18, 2013, 05:00:41 PM

Sometimes a YouTube comment gets it.

"When I said punk was dead I was right. It's dead as long as you blindly consume the media you are told to. It's dead as long as you bother to argue what it is and what it isn't. It's ALIVE when you make your own noise, make your own art, make your own contribution. Make a difference. I'm old now, you young lot should go out and make something that shocks me and the rest of my old bastard generattion"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 18, 2013, 08:56:41 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 10, 2013, 05:36:33 PM
you didn't have to delete it, man. startling as it may have been it was actually well-written. :\

I wanna know what was posted now. /sobs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 18, 2013, 10:20:10 PM

"Wario Dry Bones Peach. How could we miss that one?"
- Jon (Game Grumps)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 12:02:06 AM

@stew: i want to meet that guy and shake his hand.
@bella:

Spoiler: Show

@pent: "i read that as ponies beach"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 19, 2013, 12:57:16 AM

The bathroom is at the bottom to the left... your other left...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 19, 2013, 03:21:21 AM

@Bella: Just type bigbrother.jpg and... yeah. *licks teeth*

Christmas loves you!
~Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on February 19, 2013, 10:26:13 AM

You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 11:03:36 AM

@bella: found a poorly-sung video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRS4z0SexE8)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 20, 2013, 12:01:10 AM

"That chair over there? I can shoot it like it's porn"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2013, 06:01:47 PM

@pent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJoQgixtR78

"Support Bacteria; They're The Only Culture Some People Have!"
-Sign at Building 19 1/20

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 21, 2013, 12:41:33 PM

I LOL'd at that video

"I was a 10-year-old girl once!"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 21, 2013, 01:20:31 PM

After I smoke a J I will destroy you!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 21, 2013, 05:24:43 PM

"If you put porn magazines in the oven, do they become hotter?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 21, 2013, 05:48:00 PM

@MMX: Ah, haha ^z^

"lolyourmom'sgonnasmackdembootycheeks"
~Chatango

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 21, 2013, 09:07:02 PM

Quote from: LeaflameSD on February 19, 2013, 03:21:21 AM
@Bella: Just type bigbrother.jpg and... yeah. *licks teeth*

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2013, 11:03:36 AM
@bella: found a poorly-sung video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRS4z0SexE8)

THANK YOU FOR SOLVING THIS MYSTERY.

Now tell me where i can buy brain bleach.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2013, 02:45:28 AM

(http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz129/fasasas/04607f8583394d0e5a2abe8ad9b1adaf123.jpg)

"you don't want to propose at a wedding. emotions run high. you might want to try a buddhist temple. or an aquarium. or a buddhist aquarium."
-house

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 25, 2013, 11:36:24 AM

"I should become a vegetable"

"I AM THE ROBOT. I AM SENT TO TERMINATE. ALSO, DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR DUNKIN DONUTS LATER?"
- JonTron

"Enough expository banter! Now, we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on February 26, 2013, 12:28:44 AM

(1:05:03 AM) candacekb42: what I'm saying is you have to apply quantum mechanical principles to my sexuality / romantic orientation ;__;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2013, 12:52:03 AM

"is this implying that cucumber = dick and vinegar = vag and pickle = baby......???????
if so that is one of the most creative metaphors for reproduction I have ever heard, and I've heard some pretty colorful ones in my time"
-Me

"Uh, I'd like to protest that you can use two pickles or two things of vinegar, you just need aid from a friendly cucumber/jar of vinegar"
-Stew

"two cucumbers IN ONE JAR OF VINEGAR? That's indecent!
alternatively, two jars of vinegar + one cucumber = every hetero cumber's wet dream"
-Me

"... you just said hetero cucumber
I thnk that's the most desperate cry for sexing I have ever heard"
-Stew

...

"TIL, it takes a whole orgy of spices, pickling agents, vinegar, cucumbers and others to make a delicious pickle-baby."
-Me

"»can't eat these fucking pickles now. :I"
-Stew

WE ARE HAVING THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER GUYS, I;M DYING FROM LAUGHTER

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2013, 06:34:00 AM

I have to agree, that was pretty good...

Except that pickles are an abomination and should be destroyed.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 09:44:16 AM

soooo.....you want to castrate people, Secchan?

the whole thing sounds pretty accurate. vinegar grosses me out, as does talk of reproductive subjects. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 26, 2013, 09:51:19 AM

I got a good laugh xD

Sadly, I never get to have epically awkward yet amusing conversations like that :\

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 26, 2013, 04:05:27 PM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2013, 06:34:00 AM
I have to agree, that was pretty good...

Except that pickles are an abomination and should be destroyed.

Pickle abortion?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2013, 04:37:45 PM

Quote from: Bella on February 26, 2013, 04:05:27 PM
Pickle abortion?

Nothing that half-hearted. Surely, somewhere in the vast possibilities of particle physics, we will discover the glorious Anti-Pickle, which we will then distribute worldwide in order to subject all instance of pickled matter to annihilation.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 26, 2013, 04:39:59 PM

Would it be possible to swap my cucumber for vinegar? >w>;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 04:45:00 PM

does pickled vinegar account in this equation?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2013, 06:10:43 PM

ALL INSTANCE OF PICKLED MATTER
ANYWHERE

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2013, 10:16:13 PM

THOSE POOR, POOR, PICKLED TRANNIES

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 27, 2013, 04:11:14 PM

Indeed :[

"It's ok; it's just Michael Jackson"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 27, 2013, 11:09:58 PM

The fastest way to travel somewhere is to hitchhike in someone's basement... then a TARDIS will cum out...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 28, 2013, 01:29:39 PM

"I can't stop her balls!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 08:58:28 PM

"WHOO DRUGS"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 02, 2013, 11:47:13 AM

"To be a man, you must have honor...and a penis"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 02, 2013, 04:50:41 PM

"Yo mamma is so fat that when she went in front of the TV I missed the whole series of Neon Genesis Evangelion."
~Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 02, 2013, 09:09:15 PM

Yo momma is so big that when she was turned into tang she flooded the whole world all by herself.
-Me, this very second, after seeing Leafy's joke.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 02, 2013, 09:49:47 PM

Yo momma is so big that when she goes sunbathing the Sun gets Momma bathed instead...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 03, 2013, 08:33:58 AM

Yo momma is so poor she uses a cigarette as her central heating.
~Some guy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 03, 2013, 10:21:11 AM

"Who hasn't destroyed one or two pyramids in their lives?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2013, 02:54:53 PM

"When you rub your dick
You might find a discharge that
Winds up on the floor"
- Kenny McCormick, South Park

"mel clark 2:44 pm
heeeeeeeeee Kari, I think I'm having fun!!

you 2:52 pm
you think you are?
am i supposed to confirm?
yes mel, this is what fun feels like.

mel clark 2:52 pm
xDD

you 2:52 pm
keep at it, it gets better. -w-"

"Hikari Chiisai (小光): EXPLODING DAQUIRIS
Dan Schadlick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O
Hikari Chiisai (小光): EXPLODING LIKE A MINEFIELD WITH A PINK-HAIRED SCHOOLGIRL RUNNING OVER IT"

"Hikari Chiisai (小光): silly dan
Hikari Chiisai (小光):we commit no felonies here
Dan Schadlick: LOL XD
Hikari Chiisai (小光): we might dangle a baby off the balcony in an attempt to call the ghost of michael jackson, but otherwise no felonious behavour. -w-
Dan Schadlick: that is so ....... im in"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 03, 2013, 07:31:04 PM

THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 04, 2013, 07:06:35 PM

I am celibate because I don't give a fuck

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 04, 2013, 11:10:44 PM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on March 04, 2013, 07:06:35 PM
I am celibate because I don't give a fuck

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE NEJ.

Related - ?

12:03 AM WHOA.
12:03 AM SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS AS OPERATING SYSTEMS
12:03 AM FUCK
12:03 AM Would that make me, errrr ...... OpenVMS?
12:04 AM WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM BEST MATCHES WITH ASEXUALITY I should know this but i don't
-Me, just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 04, 2013, 11:17:40 PM

That'd be my best guess...and now I'm wondering what OS would best represent me in that regard ^^;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 04, 2013, 11:40:21 PM

OpenVMS and/or Linux - Pansexual
Windows - Heterosexual
Mac - Homosexual/Metrosexual (if that can even be considered an orientation)
Amiga - Bisexual
Mertvaya Ruka - Asexual

PLAN 9 IS NOW NEW BIRTH CONTROL

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2013, 03:45:46 AM

A correction, if I may.
Mertvaya Ruka - Completely oblivious

And I really mean completely.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 11:49:55 AM

then who's asexual?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2013, 11:51:41 AM

BeOS, perhaps?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 06:08:20 PM

dunno. but new entry:

Bestiality - PuppyLinux

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 06, 2013, 11:47:40 AM

vivitits

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 08, 2013, 02:04:40 PM

"I wish this banana was bigger"
- My friend, Austin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 08, 2013, 10:35:31 PM

Starfire: I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all matter of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear this time Beast Boy's brain is truly gone.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
[Beast Boy wakes, cracking up]
Beast Boy: Ha. Ha. Ha. Good one... hey! That's not funny. I *totally* have a brain... I just don't use it very much.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 08, 2013, 10:51:04 PM

"Hello bats; you are bats"
- SuperJeenius

"It's very simple, dude. It's a show that features cat genies while fighting demons with magic and trains and crap"
- Linkara

"Shut up, Santa decoration; you're full of lies"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2013, 11:12:41 AM

"Yo nigga dope this bitch creature to cloud nine"
-Falkner to his Noctowl
"I'm all up in this bitch with my hypnosis now, yolo"
Noctowl

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 10, 2013, 12:33:51 PM

"Shut the fuck up you titty monster"
~Doujin that I shouldn't be reading ^u^

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 10, 2013, 08:01:59 PM

私は木の葉のアルフォンソ... 私の竜波の拳を恐れて下さい！
(Watashi wa konoha no arufonso... Watashi no ryū-ha no ken o osorete iru! - I'm Alfonso from Konoha... fear my Dragon Wave Fist!)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2013, 01:34:56 PM

@leaf: is that megamilk?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on March 11, 2013, 01:50:23 PM

Good doujin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 11, 2013, 02:13:47 PM

Yes, yes it is.

"All incest fans should check out the latest episode of Friendship is Witchcraft if they haven't already."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2013, 05:38:05 PM

"That loaf of bread looks like a Cabbage Patch Penis"
"(The ones of which supplied the "salad dressing" so the mother can give birth to Cabbage Patch Kids)"
"THE BREAD WILL EAT YOUR SOUL"
- Me, to Stew, on a random Everything is Terrible video I found

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 11, 2013, 05:46:59 PM

"Like, 90% of the time you're very girly
Then you're like, lolnope 14 year old boy"
-Stew on my androgyny

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 11, 2013, 05:51:07 PM

I'm somewhat like that; I can go from being just an ordinary guy to a cute girl without too much difficulty ^_~

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on March 12, 2013, 07:57:05 AM

Quote from: alfonso_rd_30 on March 10, 2013, 08:01:59 PM
私は木の葉のアルフォンソ... 私の竜波の拳を恐れて下さい！
(Watashi wa konoha no arufonso... Watashi no ryū-ha no ken o osorete iru! - I'm Alfonso from Konoha... fear my Dragon Wave Fist!)

from Google translator: I do fear the dragon fist wave of Alfonso I of Konoha ...!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 12, 2013, 05:14:39 PM

Google Translator translates sentences too literally, and I really wish Google would add some kind of thing that modifies the translation to be more accurate.

"Quack, quack!"
Some British TV show on 3/12/2013 22:14:03

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2013, 08:07:28 PM

this past weekend was one giant context quote. too bad i didn't write any of it down. but i do remember this one gem:

"ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SEE MY PIERCING, GET BEHIND ME!"
-Alex, my Sister's Fiancee

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 12, 2013, 10:29:39 PM

"Remember to flash the toilet"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on March 13, 2013, 08:49:38 AM

I feel bad for toilets, they see everyones' junk.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 13, 2013, 10:56:38 AM

@Kari: Yes, it's Megamilk.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2013, 11:32:42 AM

Quote from: This one girl from Pokemon BW EP N-01
Girl stands crying at the end of a bridge for no apparent reason as the crew approaches. Ash asks what the problem is.
Girl: "I was unsure if I could cross this bridge, then I remembered the saying "hit a stone bridge before crossing it", so I did! But what if, by the time I want to cross it, the bridge girder is so brittle from being hit earlier that it crumbles!?"
Iris: "There's no way that could happen..."
Girl: "BUT I'M OVER-CONCERNED COMPARED TO OTHERS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ;_;"
---
and after the crew crosses the bridge:
Girl: "BUT WHAT IF THAT WAS THE EXACT LIMIT OF WHAT THE BRIDGE CAN HANDLE!? ;_;"
---
and afterward, when the crew is inside the Araragi lab and she stands at the door yelling and nobody answers for like ten seconds or something:
Girl: "Th-there's no answer... Maybe...maybe no one lives here anymore. If I thoughtlessly set foot inside and there's a Galvantula (BIG ELECTRIC SPIDER) nest there...and the Galvantula capture me and paralyze me with electric shocks...AAAH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ;_;"

OVERTHINKING IT MUCH?
She was also suspicious of the fact that the labs gave out starter pokémon for free, and thought that maybe she'd be forced into slavery by our good professor (the Unova prof is a woman, btw)...

Edit: OKAY SO THE GRASS STARTER IS A SNAKE THINGY, RIGHT. So she when she's picking her starter...

Quote"If I pick Snivy, it might evolve into Serperior while I'm sleeping and tie me up..."

SERIOUSLY?! EVOLVE IN YOUR SLEEP!?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 14, 2013, 11:35:15 AM

Sounds like the annoying emo girl who appeared in an episode of Mega Man: NT Warrior >_>;;

(A character so annoying, she makes Shinji look like Kamina)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2013, 12:10:49 PM

THIS IS WHY I STOPPED WATCHING

THIS RIGHT HERE

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2013, 01:15:35 PM

I actually had a lot of fun watching that episode, until the Inevitable Team Rocket turns up to steal Pikachu (again x99999), I mean come on, haven't you done this enough times already

Another fun part was when Ash was trying to teach her how to battle by doing a double battle with him and the girl VS Cilan and Iris, and since he didn't really explain much she ended up trying to order her Tepig (fire starter) to use Thunderbolt...and it was all, WAT R U DOING I CANT INTO THUNDERS.

I raffed.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 14, 2013, 07:42:25 PM

"HOW TO INBREED YOUR DRAGON"
- Kari

"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WANG"
"THEIR WANGS COULD USE A LITTLE LESS TRAINING IF YOU ASK ME"
- Me and Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2013, 09:15:41 AM

Quote from: A certain episode of a certain anime
"It's not that I'm a boy! I-I just grow a penis now and then!"

AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS SERIES HAD STOPPED BEING WEIRD
Oh, who am I kidding. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 15, 2013, 11:56:28 AM

What is Shaft up to now? o__O

"Have I mentioned I think Aperture Science = DEC
Or rather, DEC is the IRL Aperture Science"
-Stew on Things That Should Be Fanarted.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 15, 2013, 02:04:28 PM

*is using DEC keyboard right now*

It does go well with my Companion Cube :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 15, 2013, 02:35:46 PM

1) Professor Juniper is awesome
2) FUCK ASH, GET SOME B/W STORYLINE UP IN THIS BITCH. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT.

Then again I'm totally spoiled by Chocorojo's LP of Black.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2013, 02:42:45 PM

FUCK ASH indeed. He's not Red anyway, so we don't care.

And speaking of Juniper...

How about sum of dat professor up in RPTW.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 15, 2013, 03:16:24 PM

"So we meet again...(insert name here)"
I say this when I meet up with someone in school. People laugh and jargon...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2013, 08:07:00 PM

Quote from: Makise Kurisu, end of random Steins;Gate doujinFufufu...I've modified the time machine's coordinates...I'll transplant my own consciousness into Okabe's body yesterday...and using that, I will RAPE MYSELF! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE MASTURBATION!

When geniuses get bored...strange things happen.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 15, 2013, 11:34:57 PM

is that gay or masturbation? LIFE'S ULTIMATE QUESTION

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 16, 2013, 07:59:23 PM

oughta hate the endless fights in Guild Battle

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2013, 09:23:43 PM

"Keep swinging that tombstone around and you might smack it into your fat head and die again!"
-Soul, to Sid, Soul Eater

"CORN PORN"
-Pent

"EarthBound: TACO PUPPY"
-Pent

"I WAS A MAN ONCE
...till ba-chan got through with me..."
-me, in the voice of Amawa from Strawberry Eggs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2013, 05:39:45 AM

Quote from: Torchwood, EP1Gwen (Cop A): "But those guys in the car? Who were they? What's Torchwood?"
Cop B: "Dunno. Special Ops?"
Gwen: "Yeah, but what does that mean?"
Cop B: (mumbles for a bit) "They're DNA specialists. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks. CSI:Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a kebab!"

And this is why everyone loves Captain Jack Harkness.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 17, 2013, 07:14:07 AM

cactus porn
~leaf

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 17, 2013, 12:40:30 PM

"You need a boob arc"
- Jolie (This Week in Tech)

"Drag queen vampires"
- My sister

"tech vaginas"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 19, 2013, 03:20:14 AM

"YOU SPOONY BARD! BRING VOLCANO BAKEMEAT TO WUSHIJI DR"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2013, 10:03:24 AM

Quote from: B2W2 Dex entry for Basculin
Red and blue striped Basculin are always violent. They are also incredibly tasty.

LOL, CARNIVORES CONFIRMED

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 19, 2013, 12:35:17 PM

"Heh, 5 bucks!"

Don't get the wrong idea ^^

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 19, 2013, 10:47:55 PM

"i am violently fangirling right now

and i'm a guy."

-Youtube Commenter on Re:Dial (Full)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 20, 2013, 02:40:26 AM

I heard teh Mudkip Howard ish Predictable!

Accompany it with a sprite of geese howard with the head of a mudkip

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 20, 2013, 11:59:27 PM

"DO YOURSELF"
"I'LL FOREPLAY WITH ME-TAN A LITTLE FIRST"
- Me and Kari

"...and hopefully I won't have dreams about penis bread telling me to go to church"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on March 21, 2013, 07:10:46 PM

Candace
2:17 AM
Hey, does this emote show up?
2:17 AM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nathan
2:17 AM
....sadly, yes

Candace
2:17 AM
Ahahahaha
2:18 AM
I just wondered if YIM would handle the weird characters

Nathan
2:20 AM
Ah
2:20 AM
Don't ever do that again

Candace
2:20 AM
Why the hell not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nathan
2:21 AM
:I
2:21 AM
I'll ragequit

Candace
2:21 AM
WHAT IS SO OBJECTIONABLE ABOUT THIS EMOTE? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:21 AM
Does it look super-horrifying on your end?

Nathan
2:21 AM
IT IS FREAKING ME OUT

Candace
2:21 AM
It just looks like a smiling dude to me
2:21 AM
Hey Nathan. Don't be freaked out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nathan
2:22 AM
IT LOOKS LIKE A SEX PERVERT TO ME

Candace
2:22 AM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:22 AM
(I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD RIGHT NOW)

Nathan
2:22 AM
:I

Candace
2:22 AM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:22 AM
Okay, I swear that's the last one

Nathan
2:23 AM
>>stabs

Candace
2:23 AM
*dies*
2:23 AM
*ghost drifts up to heaven*
2:24 AM
Hey...... there are a lot of good lookin' ladies here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nathan
2:25 AM
>>stabs again

Candace
2:26 AM
You cannot stab me. I'm spectral. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Offline
Nathan has signed out.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 21, 2013, 09:20:56 PM

The face face remains unrustled

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 22, 2013, 10:08:28 AM

you cannot rustle the train pervert's jimmies.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 22, 2013, 11:53:06 AM

"While I'm on vacation, I'll leave you as an acting ramenman"
- Quote from a Twitter that Sleepy posted

"I WILL RANDOMLY GENERATE AN ORPHAN"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 23, 2013, 01:52:02 AM

it's not wether to win or lose, but to avoid dogpiling...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 23, 2013, 04:44:08 PM

"Do Viagra Tablets count as a Snack?"
-NISE_TOEIC, on Twitter

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 25, 2013, 09:31:49 AM

"Transsexual Orchestra? What?"
- An idiot coworker, when one of my friends mentioned listening to Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2013, 05:39:21 PM

I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRAAAANSEEEXUUAL
TRANSYLVAAANIIAAAAAA~AAAAA

EDIT: "REMEMBER PARENTS, SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR KIDS!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 28, 2013, 11:15:03 AM

"Lesbian sex is like Minecraft"
- Me

"My latest single is titled Jigglin' Pokémon Wub!"
- A pop idol-slash-trainer I just defeated in Pokémon Platinum

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2013, 10:16:49 AM

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because Good is Dumb."
-Lord Helmet, Spaceballs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 29, 2013, 11:18:12 PM

"BY THE POWER OF FAKE TITS"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 30, 2013, 02:03:23 AM

PentiumMMX: "Do men have yaoi holes?"
- Random person on GameFAQs
Hikari Chiisai (小光): i would think so
Hikari Chiisai (小光): considering yaoi is male on male...
PentiumMMX: LOL
Hikari Chiisai (小光): dude, what if it's mail on mail
Hikari Chiisai (小光): POST OFFICE PORN
PentiumMMX: POSTAL HENTAI
PentiumMMX: XD
Hikari Chiisai (小光): GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "GOING POSTAL"
PentiumMMX: EMAIL ON EMAIL WOULD BE LIKE YURI
PentiumMMX: WOO
PentiumMMX: *w*
Hikari Chiisai (小光): I LIKE THIS
Hikari Chiisai (小光): BUT WHAT DOES THAT MAKE TEXT MESSAGES
Hikari Chiisai (小光): STRAIGHT?
Hikari Chiisai (小光): THE PHONE MUST BE PANSEXUAL THEN
Hikari Chiisai (小光): ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, THAT HORNY PERV
PentiumMMX: SMOKE SIGNALS = BEASTIALITY
Hikari Chiisai (小光): I APPROVE OF THIS STATEMENT

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 30, 2013, 07:46:59 AM

"Did I hear you right, did I hear you saying, ya gonna make a copy without paying, come on guysssssssss, I thought you knew better, don't copy that floppy!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 30, 2013, 02:48:33 PM

"If I didn't fold the toilet paper, something like that could ruin my life forever"
- Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 30, 2013, 09:01:49 PM

"If I could, I would exhume the body and kick his ass."
– Donald Cragen

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 01, 2013, 09:30:51 PM

"SEXY MURDER ALL DAY LONG"
-Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 01, 2013, 10:33:48 PM

"i like crotch rockets
they give me weird boners"
-Natro, a Friend I was Chatting With

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 02, 2013, 06:31:54 PM

moo

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 03, 2013, 02:58:02 PM

"I'd gladly insert my dongly thing into her aperture, if you know what I mean"
- Me

"Every time I see a label on something that says Non-Flammable, the little voice inside my head goes... Challenge Accepted!"
- My friend Evan

"My penis is stuck in the oven!"
- My bro-in-law

"That torments my obelisk"
- Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged: Season Zero)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2013, 10:58:21 AM

Quote from: Nyarlko S2E1Mahiro: Do not underestimate the fork. The fork...is the greatest weapon in the universe.
Lovecraft deity trio: Consider it engraved on our livers!

This again. :L

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 09, 2013, 01:59:37 AM

What the Fork?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on April 09, 2013, 10:49:19 AM

My body thirsts for the warmth of the spring sun.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2013, 10:51:24 AM

"No, we haven't made an arrest for your stolen condoms, we're a little busy, but we'll get right on that."
-Detective John Munch, Law and Order: SVU

EDIT: "THANK SATAN I'M CANADIAN"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 11, 2013, 11:13:05 PM

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ANIME REVIEWS YOU"
- Me

"I'm the head security guard, and I carry a big stick"
- Head security guard (Magic Knight Rayearth [Sega Saturn])

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 12, 2013, 01:49:21 PM

"All I can imagine now is Nathan with his face in a pile of cocaine."
-My criminology professor

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2013, 02:09:20 PM

Interesting LOL

"I'm glad she's an idiot"
- Satou (WORKING!!)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2013, 03:13:36 PM

do i want to know...?

"She raised fruit flies in 220 hours, by feeding them nothing but ear wax."
-subtitle on Hen Zemi i have it stopped on

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 12, 2013, 03:36:56 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on April 12, 2013, 01:49:21 PM
"All I can imagine now is Nathan with his face in a pile of cocaine."
-My criminology professor

That is a horrifying mental image. I'd much rather imagine you with your face in a pile of powdered sugar.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2013, 03:54:38 PM

flour works too. :0

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 12, 2013, 04:12:34 PM

But powdered sugar would be so much more fun to nom off of his face. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 12, 2013, 04:13:56 PM

Did you say face?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2013, 04:19:53 PM

Ok...I'll just step out now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2013, 06:41:36 PM

ugh that face is creeping me out ><;;

"Hey....somebody....Mayday! Gotta Take a Leak!"
-Frank, an elderly witness on SVU

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 12, 2013, 07:18:48 PM

It's nose looks like a frickin' potato.

"Young Lady... you dropped some porn."
Doujin Work Episode something...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2013, 07:50:23 PM

"Decorating the table with the blood of your victims is not recommended"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 12, 2013, 10:54:59 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on April 12, 2013, 04:19:53 PM
Ok...I'll just step out now

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2013, 06:41:36 PM
ugh that face is creeping me out ><;;

I still don't know why people are so unsettled by this emote. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's not like Kyuubeyface after all.... ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 12, 2013, 11:22:46 PM

I don't mind Kyuubeyface. The other is creepy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 02:18:39 AM

yeah, kyuubey face is tame. >>;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 13, 2013, 04:46:25 AM

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
Do yoU waNT TO BecoME a mAgiCaL GirL?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 13, 2013, 11:35:02 AM

Need an emoticon?

(\/) (;,,;) (\/)
Why not Zoidberg?
woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop~

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 07:10:44 PM

one day, i went for a walk down the street. (｀・ω・´)"
i came upon my friend, who was enjoying a new hairclip. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ (◕‿◕✿)
as we laughed and chatted, we were unaware that we were being watched!! (/^▽^)/ ヽ(＾Д＾✿)ﾉ ||⊙ω⊙
before we knew it, we had both been snatched away by a pervert!! （ｉДｉ）<(￣︶￣)>（ｉДｉ✿）彡
scared and confused, we tried to get away, but were dragged into an alley with the pervert, now bearing a lewd, hungry expression on his face. (ノдヽ) (ToT✿) ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
"Please, it's not what you think!" said the man, reaching for my friend's arm. i was having none of it, as i punched him. (✿꒪Д꒪)ノ ─=≡Σ((( つ°益°)つ ∑ (＞。≪)
"Buth ledyths, i-i'm a hosth...i wanthed you to thee za' club...." he said between broken teeth. we looked at each other in shock. （✿゜◇゜;） Σ(゜ロ゜;) ヘ（。□°）ヘ
after giving the weirdo glares of disapproval, we strolled away, snickering over what had become a strange yet funny memory. ／(x~x)＼彡＼(✿｀∀´)／ヽ(｀◇´)/

http://www.japaneseemoticons.net/

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 13, 2013, 09:49:43 PM

@Kari: So bookmaking that link. (｀・ω・´)"

"IT'S NOT LIKE I RESCUED YOU FROM THE DRAGON OF PERPETUAL ASEXUALITY."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 11:08:06 PM

just for the record, i modified some of them to fit

HE DIDN'T RESCUE YOU, HE DISTRACTED THE DRAGON ENOUGH TO PULL YOU OUT OF THERE
HE DISTRACTED IT BY TURNING IT TO FACE ME

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 14, 2013, 12:14:01 AM

"MAKA'S DAD IS A CAR"
- Me

"There are stars and planets floating around me"
- Crona (Soul Eater)

"He wants to make love to the mountain"
- William Shatner

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 16, 2013, 07:36:15 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2013, 11:08:06 PM
HE DIDN'T RESCUE YOU, HE DISTRACTED THE DRAGON ENOUGH TO PULL YOU OUT OF THERE
HE DISTRACTED IT BY TURNING IT TO FACE ME

You've been captured by the Dragon of Perpetual Asexuality?

"You are a scarf ho."
-Dad, on me flipping my shit over a giant scarf display at a clothing store

"You have a scarf fetish."
-Dad again, after I spent like 20 minutes looking at and trying on scarves.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2013, 11:08:04 PM

nothing wrong with that.

and yes, possibly. at the very least i'm more romantic than sexual these days. >>;;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 17, 2013, 12:33:22 AM

I suppose I'm the same. You know, I think I'll revive the Relationships topic to further elaborate and keep from derailing this.

"Do you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?"
- The 9th Doctor

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 03:26:13 AM

"Make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom"
-Chapter from an issue of Inspire, an English-Language Terrorist Magazine (i lol'd at the broken english here)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 17, 2013, 08:35:47 AM

And for something, completely different.

"Now! Jump into my manly chest!"
-Bang Shishigami, from the BlazBlue series.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 11:03:15 AM

"then you missed the blowjob thing!!
;^;"

-Me, to Bells, regarding Stew's Criminology Class

"flowers, candles, and orange day-glo jumpsuits?
HOW ROMANTIC"

"Hahahaha
I'VE WONDERED ABOUT THIS
@__@;;;;; "

-Me and Bells, on something said in Stew's Class

"how sanitary is the act of love, anyway"
"Uh, it depends
Are condoms and purell being used?
XD;; "

-Me and Bells, on something ELSE said in Stew's Class

"guh, now i'm just thinking about sanitary napkins
not very romantic"

-Me, on said Class

"does that mean prostitutes can be used as a therapy tool?"

-Me, on said Class

EDIT: "Here comes the bride, and i think she's high..."
-Me, on a scene from 16 Candles, to the tune of The Wedding March

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 17, 2013, 09:35:07 PM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 11:03:15 AM
"then you missed the blowjob thing!!
;^;"

What WAS the blowjob thing, anyway? -.-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2013, 11:09:51 PM

It was probably a Blowjob thing.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 11:28:00 PM

kind of, yes. seems a cop was caught giving a blowjob to an inmate. she subsequently went to jail.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 18, 2013, 03:03:59 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
kind of, yes. seems a cop was caught giving a blowjob to an inmate. she subsequently went to jail.

Oh great Choco you had to make me do it:
(http://i2.cdnds.net/13/14/618x680/odd_attractive_convict.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 18, 2013, 09:01:19 AM

wait, you gave an inmate a blowjob? .__.;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 18, 2013, 09:54:12 AM

"This makes me feel like im having sex with a rainbow"
- YouTube commenter

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 18, 2013, 10:11:25 AM

@Choko: Noooooo~ (; 0_0)

"We'd like ta hab' a fyuw wu(l)rds wich' ya."
The cops from the 4kids version of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 18, 2013, 10:17:46 AM

@Leaf:
"Don't move or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!"
- The same cops, in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 18, 2013, 10:20:33 AM

"should i ask about the banana shoes...?"

-Me, to Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 18, 2013, 10:24:49 AM

@Pent: Fufufu~

"It's ahl abwout dah harht of dah carhdz!"
Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 18, 2013, 10:27:10 AM

"Tonight your ass will be visited by three ghosts. My foot, my other foot, and a ghost!"
-The Soldier from TF2's Scream Fortess 4 update.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 18, 2013, 11:50:39 AM

@leaf: take a shot every time someone says "heart of the cards". xDD
@spence: i lol'd. xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 18, 2013, 11:51:58 AM

Hang on, I'll get the vodka and piss ready.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 18, 2013, 01:19:09 PM

"Hang on, I'll get the vodka and piss ready."

-Spence, Just Now

EDIT: HAPPY 69TH PAGE PEOPLE IT'S SEXY TIEM

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 18, 2013, 01:47:48 PM

You can not screw me! I am already a retardent a** with anus for WAR!!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 18, 2013, 05:32:42 PM

I don't want jewels, jewels are for twardy beigns

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 18, 2013, 08:40:49 PM

For God's sake, Jim! What have I told you about not putting that stick in the exhast pipe!?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 19, 2013, 04:18:29 AM

Quote from: dat nagasumiWhat the hell is wrong with the adults around me? Damnit, I'm just going to steal a bike and run away!

The fun thing, of course, is that the guys he's running away from...are yakuza mermaids.
-v-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 19, 2013, 10:03:08 AM

>Watches a Hannah Minx video
>Actually learns something

~Good Guy Greg
(I really dislike her... >.>)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 19, 2013, 10:17:19 AM

@nej: is that from Muromi-san...?

EDIT:

a democracy, a dictatorship, and a communist state walked into a bar. after a few drinks, the dictatorship got up to leave, without paying his bill. the communist state began to protest, saying that splitting the bill evenly was fair and just, angering the dictatorship, who was used to getting his way. trying to keep the peace, the democracy decided it was only fair to take a vote. the dictatorship said, "all in favour of the communist paying my tab?" "aye," said the democracy, raising his hand along with the dictatorship. as they got up to leave, the communist state continued his protest, to which the democracy said, "hey, i voted for less spending."

-joke i made up

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 19, 2013, 11:01:11 AM

Very nice xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 19, 2013, 01:20:30 PM

@K: Nah, it's Seto no Hanayome, the OTHER mermaid animu I know of.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 20, 2013, 05:17:28 PM

so for mermaid animu, we have
Seto no Hanayome
Muromi-san
Pichi Pichi Pitch
Mermaid Saga

Anonymous: "You're more likely to fall in love with someone who you know loves you. not sure about the exact wording, but it's something i read in a book."

Molester: "I see. then i must have been a very popular guy at school because i was in love with every girl that sat next to me in class..."

Anonymous: "You're popular among the girls in your PC games now, aren't you?"

Molester: "Of course. i got a fucking harem in my PC!"

-Chikan Otoko/Molester Man

"I think i get it....you must be an assassin sent by the government to tease my cock!!!"

-Molester Man

"Feel Free To Laugh At Me!" "On Second Thought, Please Don't"

-Molester Man

"Can you see me? Making my face?"

-The Doctor

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 20, 2013, 09:55:03 PM

Oh, so that's where the prized jewels were. Yep, in perfect shape, none the less.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on April 21, 2013, 02:54:24 AM

"<INSERT HIGHER LEVEL PLAYER NAME HERE> GET THE F UCK OFF OUR SPAWN CAMP!"
anuketh

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 22, 2013, 02:00:18 PM

"KEEP YOUR BALLS TO YOURSELF"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 22, 2013, 02:08:19 PM

Pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero!
ペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロペロ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTm2tk1yzSI

Means 'blah blah!'.
God it's so funny hearing Japanese people speak English.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2013, 03:30:13 PM

i'm sure they find it funny when we try to speak japanese, too.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 22, 2013, 04:04:24 PM

I guess lol

"I have nothing to add here."
People.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 22, 2013, 05:08:31 PM

Me: (2:52:03 PM) If woman's only purpose is to look out for other women I'm genuinely glad I consider myself Not Really Any Gender. -___-
Me: (2:52:20 PM) Or rather, Me. My gender is Me.
Nathan: (2:52:36 PM) Candace is best sexuality!
Me: (2:52:44 PM) : P
Me: (2:52:56 PM) "Candace" is a new gender now?
Me: (2:53:09 PM) "I'm not male or female. I'm Candace."
Nathan: (2:54:11 PM) Which involves being a waifish New Hampshirte with multiple paranoias, phobias, and other neurosis
Me: (2:55:13 PM) Mhmm!
Me: (2:56:09 PM) And wanting to wear cute frilly things and utilitarian shoes and have short hair and wear makeup but only on occasion and only because it makes your eyes look bigger

-Stew and I decide that my gender is Candace.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2013, 08:12:49 PM

i guess that means that i'm Candace, too. :0

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 22, 2013, 09:19:24 PM

I guess I am, too :3

(Well, she and I did once have a conversation in which we came to the conclusion that the name "Candace" is the feminine form of "Rodney" because "why not?")

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2013, 12:16:54 AM

i don't like answers like that. so i'll look it up and get back to you.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 23, 2013, 05:10:08 AM

What are you guys going on about? I'm thinking about what Barking Spider means. Is that one of Spider-Man's tatics to mess with Doctor Octopuss or something?

(I know that Barking Spider is a fart, but I just wanted to mess with you guys.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 23, 2013, 10:05:19 AM

*you

'niggers'
Me when a chat dies.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2013, 10:49:16 AM

no idea what the fuck you guys (leaf, spence) are talking about. and leaf, that's racist. *whacks with newspaper*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 23, 2013, 11:04:57 AM

*blocks newspaper before being hurt :p*
It's OK because I am black *shot*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2013, 11:25:08 AM

no it's not. *hits with fan*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 23, 2013, 11:39:10 AM

*gets hit and cries*
I know, I'm sorry...

Anyway,
"..."
~Ellipse Man

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2013, 01:42:12 PM

"You're Lying, You Lying Liar!"

-Molester Man

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 23, 2013, 02:33:54 PM

"PEOPLE CALL ME ELF MONSTER"
- Prof. Oak

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 23, 2013, 03:26:31 PM

"Everyone, say hello to the newest Nanaya!"
"Goo. (Sup?)"
"What the fu--?"
"Goo! Goo ga ga! (Hey! No F-Bombs!)"
"Aaahh! It's looking at me like it's going kill me!"
"Ga ga ga ga goo goo! (Good thing YOUR not the mommy, flatness!)"

A small exscript from Makoto's Gag Reel in BlazBlue Continuum Shift: Extend.

Red= Ragna
Blue= Noel
Orange= Makoto
Green= Hazama

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 24, 2013, 11:59:19 AM

"Ceiling Snake is watching you shag"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 24, 2013, 09:48:16 PM

"Why you gotta be that way Rockman Charcoal?"
-Medibot, Sonic '06 Let's Play

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 24, 2013, 11:23:43 PM

@Pent: Ceiling snake? Must be Australia.

Me: (5:18:18 PM) "HILLBILLY LESBIANS" IS THE BEST REALITY SHOW IDEA EVER
Me: (5:18:41 PM) "You're going to be free this summer, you should make it happen!"
Me: (5:19:05 PM) DID DAD JUST SUGGEST THAT I SHOULD BECOME A REALITY SHOW PRODUCER, A HILLBILLY, A LESBIAN, OR SOME COMBINATION OF THOSE?

Nathan: (6:42 PM) EITHER OR
Nathan: (6:42 PM) MAKE IT HAPPEN

Nathan: (6:56 PM) Hold me hillbilly lesbian

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 24, 2013, 11:37:15 PM

I'd watch that ^^;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2013, 01:35:40 AM

"hold me hillbilly lesbian"

best soap opera line ever

i'd be the other half of the duo if you want~

EDIT: "KICK HIM IN THE ASS, PAPA"
"DAS VIDANYA, SON OF BITCH"
"When huge Russian Women are running around at full speed, you know something bad's going down."
"Maybe we call "time out" on the fight.....I think that guy's dead..."
"KICK HIM IN THE HEAD"
"Finally, a Wedding Video Worth Watching!"
"I JUST WANT THIS SHIRT, YOU SON OF BITCH!"

-World's Dumbest, on a fight between the two families at a Russian Wedding Reception

EDITEDIT: "if i could take a punch like that, i might have been able to think of a name besides george for all my sons. that girl's all skull and no brains...she's like joe fraiser with lipstick. xD"
-George Forman, on Luanne, King of the Hill

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 26, 2013, 07:15:04 PM

"...as he goes onto the other side, meets up with his wife, and they start making ghost babies"
- PeanutButterGamer

"Phonebooks of porn"
- SleepyD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 27, 2013, 07:35:17 AM

"It's...night? Damn you, bunny leach! What do you mean I overslept?! It's night you idiot! You're supposed to be asleep now!"
"What possible point is there to a ghost that isn't awake at night?"
"Ghost!? *Scream*"

From Ragna's Gag Reel of Continuum Shift Extend. The poor Grim Reaper screamed like a little girl.

Red= Ragna
Purple= Rachel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2013, 11:49:35 AM

"Why do you want me to have a false tooth so badly!?"
-Lady Yukana, Nichibros

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 30, 2013, 10:14:50 AM

"My allies attack me, and my enemies come to my rescue. Why is the world so complicated?"
-Unit 42, ch2 Black Black Red

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on April 30, 2013, 02:30:59 PM

"Contra 3 is a 16-bit gamer's wet dream. But it will KICK. YOUR. A**. HARD. I'm not joking when I say this- this one of the hardest games I've ever played."

Somecallmejohnny's early review of Contra 1-4.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 30, 2013, 09:52:56 PM

"Their parents are burglar gods"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 01, 2013, 12:04:50 AM

Rodeo Clown, Tearful: "Here's your Ass Pad, Son!"
-King of the Hill

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Alex S on May 01, 2013, 12:11:36 AM

"And by the way, while we are on the subject, Here comes a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head."
-Member of the Thought Police, 1984

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 01, 2013, 10:54:38 AM

"Coffee grows on trees!"
- DeliciousCinnamon

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 01, 2013, 02:56:45 PM

"The only other person I hate more is Micheal f**king Bolton! Speak of the devil..."
-Pcull from his LP of Diddy Kong Racing.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 01, 2013, 11:52:06 PM

"Your dad in South Asia. It's what state department nightmares are made of."
-Stew

"FLCL is like if Hayao Miyazaki and Thomas Pynchon had an anime baby, and Quentin Tarantino was its creepy uncle."

"Strike Witches is Touhou meets World War II"

"Ergo Proxy is Serial Experiments Lain meets Fallout meets Neon Genesis Evangelion minus the Giant Mecha and plus the painful amounts of UST and Tsundere."
-From the TVTropes page on X meets Y: Anime (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/XMeetsY/Anime)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Alex S on May 01, 2013, 11:59:08 PM

"In their lifetime, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch."

-Fact Sphere, Portal 2

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on May 02, 2013, 01:39:49 AM

"Target lost."

Portal

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2013, 01:41:29 AM

"Siri has nightmares about a PDP-8 taking her place and doing everything better"
- Me, to Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2013, 01:48:36 PM

"as expected from the best of the seminar, our shiny handsom perverted knight."

-Satou Anna, on Komugi, Hen Zemi

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 02, 2013, 03:52:41 PM

"You guys actually trust this thing?"
One of Falco's new lines from Star Fox 64 3D.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 02, 2013, 11:38:59 PM

"So, would a guy have Planet Harsh Scrotum?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 03, 2013, 01:34:53 AM

"I JUST SAW A CAT HUG"
-Me

"NO PANTS DAY! YAY!"
-Me

"you fucked a plate?
god that sounds painful, and i'm a girl"
-Me, to Pent

"Hey girl, i wanna stick my 4-hour erection into your hour-long orgasm"
"TIMESEX"
-Me

"TIMESEX WATCH
(It's like a Timex, but sexier)"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 03, 2013, 04:19:59 AM

"So you smoke hypocrites for a living?"
-Me

"You drink time...? How does that work?"
-Me again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2013, 09:04:31 AM

Quote from: Hagure Yuusha no Aesthetica, bluray special vol. 2The history of naked aprons: 3rd century BC

REALLY NOW.

Also, a planned sound effect for opening dimension portals:
YUKARI~N!

THE BEST

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 04, 2013, 12:53:31 AM

"Your breasts are balls of flame... AND IM BURNIN MY HANDS PLAYIN' THESE BALL GAMES!!!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 04, 2013, 01:03:28 AM

.__.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 04, 2013, 01:05:31 AM

That was something a friend of mine posted on FB; apparently from something called "Flight of the Conchords"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 04, 2013, 07:12:16 AM

@Pent- :-\ What?

"Hey dandy-dick! You missed! Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Alcuard from Hellsing Abrideged.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 04, 2013, 11:19:08 PM

"Because lesbian science babies"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2013, 11:34:25 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on May 04, 2013, 01:05:31 AM
That was something a friend of mine posted on FB; apparently from something called "Flight of the Conchords"

Hey, I used to love watching that show! (I haven't seen it in ages though, since my family got rid of our HBO subscription a few years back... :/)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2013, 01:10:11 PM

Ahh. I think my sister's father-in-law mentioned it once

"THE FUTURE IS TOTALLY KLEENIX, MAN!"
- '90s Kid (Atop the Fourth Wall)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on May 06, 2013, 02:03:32 PM

"Hey! Vagina-bing!"
YGOTAS - The Vagina Monologues

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 06, 2013, 11:13:26 PM

"Is there anything about women you understand?"
"...Boobie region"
- Claudia and Pete (Warehouse 13)

"Viagra: Helps you make campfire"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on May 07, 2013, 12:04:38 PM

The only one I can control is myself, so I do, with an iron fist.
--Simonorged

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 07, 2013, 06:14:02 PM

"Hello everyone, my name is JoshJepson. But you knew that already."
-JoshJepson's intro line from all of his LPs so far.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 09, 2013, 10:47:41 AM

"We only torture the folks we don't like; you're probably gonna be ok"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on May 09, 2013, 12:30:20 PM

"I believe all gamefaqs.com links for information about Nordic culture!"

"[C]heck your facts before you start getting vocal about things[.]"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 09, 2013, 08:49:21 PM

"HE IS SUPER SAND LESBIAN"
- Dubz

"Science is what gives a scientist his powers. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on May 11, 2013, 05:08:12 PM

"Why are we talking about Joan of Arc themed nachos?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 14, 2013, 06:52:12 PM

"Did you miss me? Well? Did you?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 15, 2013, 12:20:10 PM

"It's like hockey, but on grass"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2013, 06:49:53 PM

"FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 17, 2013, 12:54:56 AM

"this guy is attempting to rob a konbini with a palm plant"
- Kari

"Palm trees are deadly weapons"
"BEWARE THE TREE"
- Me, on the above

"I wish I could do it, but I can't"
- Egoraptor

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 21, 2013, 12:42:46 AM

"God damn that is a Touhouy hat"
-Stew, on my new hat (http://ostan-collections.net/forum/index.php/topic,1198.msg146921.html#msg146921)

"You glorious Touho"
-Stew again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on May 21, 2013, 09:45:13 AM

"Yo mamma so poor when she found 2 pence on the street she thought she was a billionare."
- Me today. A joke so bad it's good.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2013, 11:02:02 AM

"Eat your fuckin' cornflakes, you cocksucker!"
- Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 21, 2013, 09:19:42 PM

"I try not to stand on birth control pills at all; I think it might decrease their effectiveness"

"A POP TART JUMP SCARE!?"
- Phelous

"Collect all these exciting new set;
It will give you infinite pleasure.
It have creativity and durable,
education fun"
- Package to a ~~Transformers knock off~~ Dinosaur Invincibility action figure

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 26, 2013, 09:14:47 PM

Me: (9:57:52 PM) I have to go read fluffy yuri now and try not to be afraid of robots killing me in my sleep!

Me: (10:00:32 PM) Watching Mad Men now
Me: (10:01:32 PM) About a simpler time, when the only malevolent machine who brutally electrocuted humans to death was Whirlwind

-On needing soul-bleach after watching The Second Renaissance

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on May 26, 2013, 11:07:46 PM

"TASTE THE RANBOW, MOTHER F***ER!!"
-The Nostalgia Critic during his Care Bears movie review.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 27, 2013, 08:27:01 PM

I'm cold. My computer is wearing my sweater.

-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 27, 2013, 09:04:36 PM

"Sorry if I got you wet ^^;"
- Me, to one of the waitresses

"I love mud. It's clean and it's dirty at the same time"
- Koopa (Super Mario Bros.: The Movie)

"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it"
- GLaDOS (Portal)

"HELICOPTOR TITS!"
- JonTron

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 09, 2013, 07:04:00 PM

"This is a sad hole."

>"No! This is a happy hole!"

"THIS IS NOT A HAPPY HOLE."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 09, 2013, 10:01:18 PM

"Put fishsticks in your taco?"
- Me

"That is now how I am going to imagine these kind of people from now on: people who wish they didn't have penises."
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 21, 2013, 08:52:49 PM

"I hope someone comes up with "pretty girl paper." Oops, that wasn't a nice thing to say"
- Random guy (EarthBound)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2013, 10:52:41 PM

"You like sushi? Beer? Sweaty men in shorts?"
-John Stamos, on Nessecary Roughness

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 24, 2013, 08:51:24 AM

"I'll hate bathrooms for the rest of my life"
- Random guy (EarthBound)

"Quit staring at my hips...why don't you stand somewhere else instead of behind me?"
- Random lady (EarthBound)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 25, 2013, 11:31:53 PM

"I feel like if I threw you through a plate glass window, you'd get hurt pretty bad."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 26, 2013, 01:11:40 PM

"I can do a barrel roll in bed"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 26, 2013, 08:33:31 PM

"It's because of kids like you that we don't have mercury in thermometers anymore."
-Stew

"it was a tumble-down on tumblr, you could say."
-Me

"Furious Waterfoul would be such an awesome band name."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 26, 2013, 08:57:24 PM

i actually got us to suggest names for boats while we were on the road today. Super Fudge was my first suggestion. -w-

"Is it so wrong to be Beautiful?"
-Hank Hill, King of the Hill

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 26, 2013, 09:57:35 PM

"Isn't this song about the Ewok mating ritual?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2013, 06:43:12 PM

"if i wasn't wearing a helmet on this day, i would have been 100% dead."
AS OPPOSED TO 90% DEAD?
MAYBE 85%?

-Some Guy on Most Shocking (and Me)

"the police had never pulled over anyone riding a couch before, so they were very confused."
-A Different Guy on Most Shocking

"The most fun way to get fitter! Our users have burned a collective 5158 pieces of cherry pie!"
-A fitness site i wish i could use

EDIT: "Sure, it's snake poison, but it lasts a hell of a lot longer than Botox."
-Katt Savage, King of the Hill

EDITEDIT: "I-am-calling-because-i-would-like-to-ask-you-out-on-a-date."
("YES!")
"May I ask who is calling?"

-Han-Shin-Ko and Bobby, King of the Hill

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 27, 2013, 11:26:56 PM

"If your life had a face, I would punch it"
- Kim Pine

"I am in lesbians with you"
- Scott Pilgrim

"No pixels were harmed in the making of this game"
- Disclaimer from the credits to Scott Pilgrim: The Game

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2013, 04:07:18 PM

"But biting's half the fun."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 30, 2013, 02:36:25 PM

"Michael Bay's new 3-hour action epic pits The Little Engine That Could against oncoming traffic"
- A pic on Tumblr, of some people playing Cards Against Humanity

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 30, 2013, 09:09:43 PM

"we let someone get through without even fighting....we're gonna get in trouble again, i don't think i can deal with that...."
-Crona, Soul Eater

"I BELIEVE WE HAVE WANDERED INTO THE LAIR OF TEAM ROCKET"
-me, on last night's Soul Eater

"medusa really likes inkscape, doesn't she
so many vectors"
- " "

"REVENGE
WITH A VENGENCE
REVENGENCE"
-Pent, on last night's Soul Eater

"THAT IS A GOOD POINT
WE ARE NEITHER SOULS NOR EATING
SO WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS
I HAVE AN EXCUSE SINCE I'M A WITCH
THUS, GETTING TO KNOW THE ENEMY"
-me, on last night's Soul Eater

"you know, i was dancing with her tonight"
"YEAH, RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YA"
-Stein and Spirit, Soul Eater

"she shouldn't underestimate children
when she's depending on her own child"
-me, on Medusa from last night's Soul Eater

"MAKA USED TUMBLR
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE"
-Pent, on last night Soul Eater

"WHERE'S HER BASTARD SON
HER CUTE BASTARD SON
THAT I FEEL BAD FOR"
-me, on Medusa and her son Crona from last night's Soul Eater

"SHE CAN SMELL THEM
LIKE THE CATBOY FROM THE ONE PIECE EPISODE
SHE KNOWS THE SCENT OF PAPA"
-me, on Maka from last night's Soul Eater

"KITTY KICK"
-me, on Blair from last night's Soul Eater

"LUSTING AFTER A CAT
BESTIALITY"
-me, on last night's Soul Eater

"BROMANCING THE STONE"
- " "

"IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING
APPEARANTLY NOT, BUT YOUR CITY IS"
- " "

"NOPE. IT BROKE DOWN"
-Pent, in a follow-up comment to the last one

"YOU'D BETTER CHANGE THE TIRES ON THAT, BOY"
-me, in a follow-up to his follow-up

"ripped off his skin, made a tightly sealed bag out of it, and then sealed him inside"
-Death the Kid, on Asura

"All of the info is there, except for the info that isn't there"
- Librarian, when she gives you the map (EarthBound) (quoted from Pent)

"the north is made up of iTalians"
-woman on the documentary Mafia vs KKK

"open sex potato"
-me, misreading something on Skype

"he is to us what dratini is to the safari zone
you're lapras
comparatively rare but less so"
-me, to bella, on her and stew and their frequency on instant messengers

"i hope i haven't missed the part where the three chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. *laughs* it's like the diary of a mad man!"
roger, american dad

"It's like alternating layers of winter clothing, computer equipment and boxes full of paper and art supplies u.u"
-bells, on the chaos that is her closet

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 30, 2013, 09:12:16 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on June 30, 2013, 02:36:25 PM
"Michael Bay's new 3-hour action epic pits The Little Engine That Could against oncoming traffic"
- A pic on Tumblr, of some people playing Cards Against Humanity

We should have an OSC Cards Against Humanity game, idk how the logistics would work (if they would work?) but the game is available for free download under a CC license. (At least it was the first time I checked.)

You still have to print and cut out all the cards, though.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 30, 2013, 11:12:06 PM

considering a pack is like, 8 bucks, i'd just be inclined to buy it, since it would save the hassle of printer ink and laminating the cards anyway. >>;

i wish we could play apples to apples over the internet. :0

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 01, 2013, 12:32:16 AM

Do you suppose we'd be able to? I mean, if we all had a copy of Apples to Apples?

"Scout Camp, not Gay Camp, Candace"
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 01, 2013, 07:59:54 PM

technically yes, but it'd get tricky if we somehow ended up having the same cards. :\

i found this, though, this looks hella fun. :0 (http://www.wordner.com/about)

EDIT: there's also this (http://www.rsgames.org/apples.php) and this. (http://www.roblox.com/PEARS-To-PAIRS-Card-Game-place?id=13536949) :0

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 02, 2013, 04:30:52 AM

I AM IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATAS
-Myself, on being in the top 15% on my TF2 sniper server

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2013, 09:33:58 AM

GOOD JOB MAN *hands gold star*

EDIT: "Sure, you shouldn't date your boss, but what if he's really, really hot?"
-Dark Horse Manga, in a description of a manga i have

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 03, 2013, 04:24:45 PM

"Welcome to hell. We have pizza"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 04, 2013, 05:01:58 PM

"There is nothing more America then property destruction and explosions."
-Stew, just now, on 'Murca

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 04, 2013, 05:07:13 PM

"Today is Michael Bay's favorite holiday"
- Me

"Tell me that's an excuse to get out of this hellhole"
- Kim Pine

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 05, 2013, 06:15:34 PM

"You're the pink fluffy unicorn of ambiguous sexuality!"
-Me, to Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 06, 2013, 01:02:17 PM

"Our cows are vegetarian, so you don't have to be"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on July 06, 2013, 02:56:25 PM

"ARE YA REDEH FO' A MIRACLE"
Evan Almighty, the film that just ended on TV right now. This song is so black.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 07, 2013, 07:32:15 AM

"Quit it with the blatant foreshadowing!"
Even the fourth wall yields for the will of SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 07, 2013, 11:05:18 AM

This felt more relevant to Context Quote, so I post it here
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7370ce204ed09b8034667202898c431/tumblr_mph07v24XP1rwfem4o10_500.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 07, 2013, 08:40:58 PM

WHERE IS THE CANADIAN PRIDE, PEOPLE
WHEREEEEEEEE

(IT WAS JUST CANADA DAY FOR GOD'S SAKE)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 08, 2013, 02:29:21 PM

I saw some on Tumblr, at least :3

"it's like they took a soap opera and turned it into a goddamn musical"
- Kari

"If you mixed WORKING!! with Kitchen Nightmares, you'd have my job in a nutshell"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2013, 09:13:05 PM

"You know, carrying a concealed weapon is a felony."
"I don't, i leave it here so the appliances can defend themselves."
-Finn and Lady Suspect, SVU

"I'm fine....i'm tired...and i might be a pimp."
"You're gonna need a bigger hat."
-Bob and Louise, Bob's Burger's

EDIT: "C'mon boys, you're the peanut butter! Girls, you're the jelly! LET'S MAKE SOME SAMMICHES!!"
-Gene, Bob's Burgers

"Bob! You invited transvestite prostitutes to your daughter's birthday party!"
"No! ....Maybe!"
-Linda and Bob, Bob's Burgers

"When it's time for you to blossom into a woman, you can't let anything stop you. Not a party, not a boy, and not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis!"
-Glitter, Bob's Burgers

"Thanks dad! You're the best pimp i'll ever have!"
"...Thanks tina, i've uh, been waiting to hear that all my life."
-Tina and Bob, Bob's Burgers

"Pullin' down the pants of the nii-iii-ight....don't laugh, it's not right, to make fun of the night!"
-Music number, Bob's Burgers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 09, 2013, 07:35:02 PM

Candace cross all genders, ages, and nationalities... you're the UN of love!
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 12, 2013, 07:09:11 PM

"I need a shirt that reads 'These aren't breasts. Sorry to disappoint you'"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 12, 2013, 08:24:11 PM

"appearantly the japanese expect to be assaulted while on vacation"
-me, in the other conversation i'm having

"ABRIDGED VERSION FROM MEMEBASE: "I love Jesis. No homo"
-Pent

"I wish they made vibrators for cats"
- My sister"
-Pent

EDIT: "YES, I GAVE NEWTON THE FINGER JUST LIKE CLOUD'S HAIR"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 13, 2013, 02:47:59 PM

"The best weapon to have in a war is psychic cows"
- Me, to one of my coworkers

"It can feel like they're sticking razor blades in your heart, or maybe they actually are sticking razor blades in your heart"
- Scott Pilgrim

"Boy, I sure do have a lot of balls"
- Linkara

"I have two sets of balls"
- Linkara, again

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2013, 12:42:48 PM

":\
fuck x-play then"
"X-Play is dead : D"
"fuck them up the ass with a rusty pipe
YAAAY"

-Me and Pent

"This trap may be the end of me"
-Pent, quoting Death the Kid

"love the way patty motivates -w-
reminds me of me -w-"
-Me, in reference to Patty's use of Mean Look

"oh shit, maka's drunk"
"Indeed"
-Me and Pent

"It's black; it's so pretty"
-Maka

"crona looks so adorable when he's annoyed"
-me

"love the creepy lupin face"
-me, in reference to Maka

"NOM NOM CRONA"
"OMNOMNOM"
"TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRY"
"ALSO TASTES LIKE PURPLE"
"PURPLE IS BEST FLAVOUR"
"INDEED"

-Me and Pent

"i had a premonition when i was sane"
-Maka

"*soulhug*"
"Yay! Soulhug!"
-Me and Pent

"wandering the infinite space
YOU CAN CONTACT ANYONE HERE
THROUGH THEIR SOOOOOUL"
"I'm the best at SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE~"
-Me and Pent

"dry strawberry?"
"xD"
-Me and Pent

"he was MY food slave."
-Blair

"it's important for a lady to be limber and flexible."
-Blair

"OH SHIT, JAZZ TIME"
"SMOOTH JAZZ WILL BE DEPLOYED"
"WEST SIDE STORY ALL UP IN THIS BITCH"
-Me and Pent

"UNDERBOOB"
-Pent

"poor fishmonger"
"Indeed"
"though the mouse girl is kinda cute
as is cat"
"Indeed -w-"

-Me and Pent

"didn't you die or something?"
-Blair, to Fishmonger

"you're gonna love on demand
when you come here, if you get tv
just like you're gonna love my nuts"
"xD
Didn't think you had those >w>;;"
"you kidding
i have a container of chopped nuts for cookies around here somewhere"

-Me and Pent

"COMCAST IS SUPERIOUR"
"Although Dish > ComParaZittoAT&Tjammer Cable (TM)"
"wait, dish is superiour to russian wiretaps?"

-Me and Pent

"i read your fake title as something russian
which made me go to COMMIES BUGGING OUR PHONES"
-Me

"FATHERLY PRIDE
DOES MAKA HAVE A BROTHER NOW"
"IDK LOL"
-Me and Pent

"ANTI SEA-BEAR CIRCLE"
-Me

"drooly sun
xD"
-Me

"CREEPY SHADOW IS CREEPY"
"shadow crona is more sane than regular crona"
-Me

"i want to hug crona ;^;
HUG HIM SO LOOOOONG ;^;
CRONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LITTLE BABY CRONA NOOOOOO
*HUGS HIM PROFUSELY*"
-Me

"AW FUCK YEAH LITTLE KID MAKA"
"YOUNG MAKA
>w<"
-Me and Pent

"YOU HAVE COOTIES
GO AWAY
YOU'LL LET THE SEA BEARS IN"
-Me

"IMPORTANT TO KEEP DRESS DUST-FREE"
"INDEED"
-Me and Pent

"OH SHIT CRONA'S BROKEN
love their metaphors for the human psyche"
"CRYPTIC METAPHOR!"
"GOOD JOB MAKA, YOU BROKE IT"
"Nice job breaking it, hero"
"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
-Me and Pent

"*flump*
CRONA GETS THE GIRL
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT"
-Me

"CRONA AND MAKA
SITTIN' IN A TREE
H-U-G-G-I-N-G"
-Me

"REAPER CHOP"
"*bonk*"
"BOOK PROXY"
-Me and Pent

"What I want to see: Crona Trigger"
-Pent

"I FOUND A KID X CRONA DOUJIN >:3"
"Nice"
"MAKE THAT 2
MAKE THAT 4"
-Me and Pent

""Symmetry is perfection"
- The Kid, during the next episode preview
I'd laugh if there are 8 of them
Kid did once say 8 is best number"
"8 IS BEST NUMBER
WHICH ISN'T TRUE IN THE CASE OF FINAL FANTASY"
"...or Windows"
"true, it's true for windows too
I PREFER WINDOWS TWO"
"WOO
Windows 2.0 4 LIFE"
-Me and Pent

"xDDDDDD
I JUST FOUND A SECOND HANAFUDA PUN IN THE NARUTO TITLES
AND I JUST REALIZED THAT ONE OF THE TEAMS IS A HANAFUDA PUN
A BEAUTIFUL HANAFUDA PUN"
-Me

"also, they really cement the hanafuda pun
in this series
because choji has a massive transformation which involves butterfly wings
and in the formation, he'd be the butterfly
ino-shika-cho
boar-deer-butterfly"
-Me

"why do they announce their attacks
in this show
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STEALTHY
WTF"
-Me

"toonami comes with inspirational messages?
I THINK SO ;v;"
-Me

"sasuke's an avenger?
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS PROPERTY OF MARVEL"
-Me

"I DIDN'T KNOW SAUSKE WAS A CAR"
-Pent

"So, Sasuke and Maka's dad are cars -w-;
Granted, my iBook G3 is a car"
-Pent

"SAKURA
SAVES THE DAY WITH A HUG"
-Me

"don't worry sasuke, the twitching will go away once you get used to the medication"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 17, 2013, 03:30:35 PM

Quote from: SOLOQUEUE ADVENTURES WITH CAPTAIN ONIWA AS NUCLEAR FUSION LEONA JUNGLESgt Kuraii (10:27): THAT SONG
IS SO BEAST
NejinOniwa (10:27): DAT SONG.
Sgt Kuraii (10:27): OMG
I LOVE YOU
I MISSED THAT SONG
NejinOniwa (10:28): YOUR APPRECIATION HAS BEEN NOTED
NO HOMO
Sgt Kuraii (10:28): NO HOMO CONFIRMED

WE LUNATIC MODE NOW

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 18, 2013, 11:25:04 PM

but but....mashtur would make excellent yaoi. ;^;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2013, 12:52:26 AM

Pls no. I mast spred mai geens.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2013, 01:40:50 AM

"My sweet ass commands you to give me money!"
- Me

"Fucking ghost-ass ghosts"
- Me again

"We are Sex Bob-Omb and we're going to use these drums as weapons!"
- Me, channeling my inner Kim Pine

"If this was any more American, it'd taste like pancakes"
- The Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 19, 2013, 05:17:37 PM

are pancakes really american? i'd think they originated in canada, either the product of johnny cakes or crepes.

@nej: ARE YOU PROPOSITIONING OSC

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 20, 2013, 03:28:58 PM

IDK LOL -w-;

"my people are doing me proud"
- Kari

"It seems it's raining men. Good thing I have an umbrella"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 20, 2013, 03:49:30 PM

@Kari: According to Wikipedia, pancakes originate in Ancient Greece. : o

"Basically mah waifu is a terrifying pervert. Avoid her."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 20, 2013, 05:48:09 PM

should i be worried for future babysitting opportunities....? .__.

also, interesting. :0

@pent: they did, they really did. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 20, 2013, 11:44:00 PM

I wouldn't worry if i were you. ^^;

"I'm like the David Lynch of pony RPs"
-Stew on avant garde pony RPing.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 21, 2013, 02:21:28 AM

better than being the Stephen Lynch of pony RPing.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 22, 2013, 09:49:17 PM

"I want to make a generic BSG knock-off series. It'd be called 'Battlestar Generica'"
-PentiumMMX

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2013, 10:47:24 PM

-w-

"i'm goin' to bed, roger, i'm tired."
*cracks pill in face*
"well, that'll keep you wired for a few hours *laughs*
"*blinks* WHAT IS THAT?!"
"for you, it's a study aid. i use it to go dancing. -w- "
-Steve and Roger, American Dad

"You almost can't believe your good fortune. Finally you meet a creature willing to talk instead of just launching into violent rape. "
-Corruption of Champions

"Or you could vomit all over my back!"
"That would be an instant disqualification"
-Random Girl and Misterique, Oglaf

"You can learn something while you fap"
- Pent

"After I get off"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 23, 2013, 02:40:50 AM

"Is hand-vagina coordination a thing?"
-Stew on .... I don't even know anymore

"...because LESBIAN COMPUTERS"
-Me on justifying radical Portal interpretations

"I HAVEN'T DEVOTED THIS MUCH MENTAL-IMAGING POWER TO MACHINE-ON-HUMAN LOVIN' SINCE .... uh ... reading about that incident with the PDP-10 and the Stanford student"
-Me on lesbian computers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on July 23, 2013, 05:38:33 AM

i rike braed
~Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 23, 2013, 08:54:32 AM

@Bella: An incident with a PDP-10? I'm now curious >w>;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 23, 2013, 01:41:07 PM

"Detta skall vara till minne av männen, så länge människor leva." (This shall be to the memory of the men, as long as man is alive.)

Last part of the runestone inscription down by the train station in my hometown. It very much symbolizes how runestones were thought of in contemporary times, and is all in all pretty damn epic. Also impressive are the littering of f u þ o r k : h n i a s : t b m l R (the complete Younger Futhark rune alphabet) runestones everywhere - they really wanted to make sure people could read the damn things.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 23, 2013, 03:35:45 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on July 23, 2013, 08:54:32 AM
@Bella: An incident with a PDP-10? I'm now curious >w>;;

I'm gonna post the answer in /Top(ic)less because it's inappropriate for this section of the forum.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 23, 2013, 08:17:27 PM

"How would one do it when they have a large quantity of naughty bits?"
- Me

"I hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Screw the rules; I have blue hair!"
- Me, as Ramona Flowers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 24, 2013, 10:38:38 PM

blue hair IS an awesome perk -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 25, 2013, 10:40:38 PM

Indeed. I'd love a blue wig >w>;

"Your thingy goes through my head, right?"
- Scott Pilgrim, to Ramona

"Hey kids! Now you can play along with Sex Bob-Omb at home! It's easy, because they're kind of crappy!"
- Narration box

"Now you can blow stuff up! What a lucky guy!"
- Description of bombs (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2013, 12:21:37 AM

"Why do you want to make ramen, anyway?"
"Oh, didn't i tell you? Your wife, she's going to be mine."
- Mr. Choi and Chisu, Flower Boy Ramyun Shop

"my doctor told me that i'm into you. don't touch other poop from now on."
- Chisu, to Eunbi

OH KOREA, YOU SO SCANDALOUS

EDIT: "It's my policy to never turn down a challenge. Cuz' I'm a Man!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 27, 2013, 11:44:16 AM

"The internet is a strange place. Don't surf alone"

"Age: Unknown
Everything Unknown
FUN FACT: Unknown"
- Description of Ramona Flowers

"Duck Dynasty is Evangelion for rednecks"
- Stew

"I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!"
- Wallace Wells

"We advertize in bathrooms because we know you love to pee"
- A sign

"[Combustible infants seem] like what you'd use to burn down the house of people who tell you that you need children >:3"
- Me, to Bella

"Winners don't use drugs, except for Claritin this time of year"
- Bryan Lee O'Malley

"Quit waiving your sword around! She doesn't want to see that"
"But what if she does want to see it?"
- Bro-in-law and our friend Evan

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 31, 2013, 02:36:24 PM

"This is like fuckin' shipper christmas god damn."

"THIS IS SHIPMAS. THIS IS SHIPMAS IN JULY. "
-Me on finding out that the Bubbline and ChellDOS ships are pretty much (http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Witch) canon (http://airbenderedacted.tumblr.com/post/38604594513/the-final-hours-of-portal-2-a-break-up-s) or at least heavily subtexted (http://airbenderedacted.tumblr.com/post/38599463232/the-writers-knew-that-the-main-story-arc-would) as such.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 31, 2013, 03:33:28 PM

When else would Shipmas be? The waters freeze in winter, Bellsbro.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 31, 2013, 03:56:36 PM

Thank you for my first laugh of the afternoon, Nej. :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 01, 2013, 01:22:05 PM

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/bd0c23f0ea6f6b4e8da7f17f7359dd48/tumblr_mo79utssep1r8u1eao3_250.png)
- Adult Swim

"I'm sad that I'm about to die, but I'm not sad that you're about to die. I just want you to know that"
- Kim Pine, to Scott

"I need air; the stupidity in here is making me feel faint"
- Kim

"Well, I still need to breath some air, so we'll speak to you gentlemen some other time"
- Kim

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on August 02, 2013, 06:58:00 AM

Quote from: Bella on August 01, 2013, 04:52:17 PM
I'm molesting Surface tablets at Staples. :>

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 02, 2013, 10:35:32 AM

"My fucking salt talks to me"

"I had an argument with a window"
- Ace (Doctor Who)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on August 05, 2013, 01:37:04 PM

Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 06, 2013, 02:16:06 AM

"WHAT SORT OF LOVING GOD COULD KILL A VW BEETLE?!"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 09, 2013, 12:29:43 AM

"Why do you need a urine sample?"
"It's just to see how badly you want life insurance"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 11, 2013, 01:13:39 AM

"Is that a stack of books?"
"NO, THAT'S VIC-20-TAN!"
-Stew on being vision-impaired enough to mistake a drawing of VIC-20-tan for a stack of books.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 11, 2013, 01:17:08 AM

"I should make a company named Made in China, which is based in Canada; just to confuse people"
- A GameFAQs user

"...did Donkey Kong just transform into a boombox?"
- Me

"Yoshi's a hammer wearing a football helmet. I could die happy now"
- A guy on YouTube, messing around with broken SNES games

"Directed by Michael Bay, Donkformers quest for the Donkspark"
- Someone on Tumblr, about DK turning into a boombox

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 16, 2013, 01:11:58 AM

"Fifty shades of green and tan. That needs to be our story!"

"I'm grasping at you from beyond the grave."

"Like a washboard with some sponges on it."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 16, 2013, 09:34:30 AM

(at the last cosplay event they actually invented the trope #50 Shades of Green)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 17, 2013, 09:52:14 AM

"I think the more important thing is that magical flapping piece of wood"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 18, 2013, 12:50:18 AM

"we'll be popped and locked to death if we don't hurry"
-My brother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on August 18, 2013, 05:16:03 AM

"Popped a molly, I'm sweatin'... WHOO!"
All Gold Everythang by Trinidad James

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 18, 2013, 06:45:23 PM

(@stew: i read that as popped and licked at first)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 19, 2013, 03:53:49 PM

"SNOWMAN BALLS"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 19, 2013, 07:07:10 PM

"Is that like furries for trains?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 20, 2013, 05:21:00 PM

"It will be like visiting Mongolia. Think of it: the exotic customs and food, strange languages, staying in the wilderness without electricity and living in tents!"
-Me on visiting the Upper Peninsula

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 20, 2013, 06:22:03 PM

"They should have Madoka team up with Hulk Hogan"

EDIT:
"I'm not weird; I'm purple"
- Bro-in-law

"WHEN YOU DOUBTFUL MAN, THROW STEAK AT IT"
- Wusiji Dr.

"[My old diary] contained such memorable entries as "Today was a good day. My brother got sick""
- John Green

"...well, it looks like Jersey Shore in space"
- Stewart Ashens

"If that doesn't mean blah-blah-blah, I don't know what does"
- PeanutButterGamer

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 22, 2013, 09:27:54 PM

"Ideally, I'd be able to be the class Mysterious Quiet Person Who Nobody Really Knows.

What I'm saying is, I wanna be an anime transfer student."
-Me

"Then you need to become creepily obsessed with a normal, well adjusted girl who turns out to be a magical girl that then gets you to become a magical girl except through a complex series of events you end up repeating the first semester until she ascends to godhood"
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 22, 2013, 09:47:27 PM

Requirements for Being an Anime Transfer Student

- Seifuku Slightly Too Big
- Able to make Junk Food look like the Most Gourmet Food in the World
- Voice like a Thousand Kittens
- Clumsy or Hyperactive (NOT both)
- Natural Hair Colour something Crayola-Inspired

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 23, 2013, 11:36:15 PM

Well I do have the urge to dye my hair dark purple or blue-black...

"Lady Gaga is SAGE. That's the dark secret of the OS-tan universe."

"Florida is the Lady Gaga of states, if you think about it."

"Are we talking about blowing loads? Or measuring radiation? Or both?"

"There is a cold austere beauty to industrial art. Just like you!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 24, 2013, 11:36:24 AM

"I say to you that it is better never than late"
- Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

"Show her your mushroom"
- Me, to Kari

"I think mine's cracked too. C-critical hit to the nads..."
- Random student (Persona 4)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 28, 2013, 12:36:43 AM

"You can go down to the hardware store and buy a pound of DEC lesbians for a dollar"
-Stew

"MAKE CONTRACT
BECOME TYPEWRITER"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 28, 2013, 12:24:58 PM

"But...it's a hat. What would possibly keep me from wearing it on my head?"
- Character from MapleStory: New Leaf Saga

"Gallifreyan Scotch: Makes you wibbly-wobbly, every timey-wimey"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2013, 09:50:51 PM

"interviewer: but now do you realize how much your old stuff is selling for on ebay right now?
amy: it's a shame
ben: two hundred and fifty-five dollars
interviewer: isn't that amazing?
ben: I want to say right now, and I posted this on the message board, that's ridiculous
amy: we are not doing that
ben: download it
amy: yeah, download it
ben: download it - that's old stuff, you can't buy it, so you're not stealing anything from us, just download it
amy: honestly, just buy the album [Fallen] it's so much better now than we were when we were kids
ben: and for those of you selling it for that amount of money, it's a
amy: damn you!
ben: yeah, that's a freaking joke
interviewer: Ben, do you guys get pissed when you find out people are downloading your music?
ben: no
interviewer: not the old stuff, but I mean like anything like new that floats around?
amy: we want people to hear our music however they can and since the CD is right now - it's not out - you know to go online and to download it and to hear it and see if they want to buy the album that's totally great - I encourage that but you know we hope they'll like it enough to go buy the album when it comes out
ben: we have faith in the people who, if they really like our music
amy: they'll want to support us
ben: they're going to be cool enough to want to support us and realize that if they don't, then the record label gets our first born child"

Ben Moody, Amy Lee, and Interviewer, DC101 Radio, Feb. 24th, 2003

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 30, 2013, 10:26:03 PM

"It is the hurrying time!"
- Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

"Make friends with my vagina"
- Tea Gardner (Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series)

"It's hard to order unconscious people to do what you want"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 03, 2013, 12:34:42 AM

"Yeah that's right, put on that pretty, pretty lipstick Tammy, cause you can kiss your ass goodbye with it."
"Yeah! Unless you lived inside of mom, you can't mess with Tina! We're Belchers, from the womb to the tomb!"
-Louise and Gene, Bob's Burgers

"Blackmail!? No one blackmails our sister but US!"
"Yeah, messing with Tina is a privilege, NOT a right!"
-Gene and Louise, Bob's Burgers

"AAAHH!! BATHROOM CLOWNS!!"
- Pesto Twins, regarding Tina and Tammy, Bob's Burgers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 06, 2013, 10:39:25 PM

Bella: (11:27:20 PM) Bye rocket!
Bella: (11:27:32 PM) Don't die of moon dust inhalation!
Stew: (11:27:42 PM) Cave Johnson here

(In case i haven't mentioned it before i think the take-away message of Portal 2 was don't sniff moon rocks.

And use caution when assimilating with robot bodies.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 07, 2013, 10:32:39 PM

LOL Nice

"He wants her beautiful soul so his weapon can get stronger"
- Me

"Ooh, I feel a rumbling in my lower areas!"
"You better be talking about your stomach"
- Eskalade the Dragon and Penti-chan (MapleStory)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2013, 02:55:03 PM

"WAIT
TIME TO CONSUME"
-Me

"*GLUG GLUG*
MMM, MAPLE SYRUP
[/k'nuckles]"
-Me

"HITLERSTASH"
-Me

"I wish I was that badass
-w-"
"....you want to flail around on top of a mesa in the middle of nowhere?"
"Indeed
A *black* mesa
</half-life>"
-Pent and Me

"so his psyche's hitting on him
SELFSEX LOLWUT"
-Me

"HE IS BOTH A MAN AND A WOMAN?
HE CAN WITH HIMSELF?"
-Me

"one lonely whoopie pie
if you catch my drift"
-Me

"wtf is with all the chibi people in this show
IS OOMPA LOOMPA A RACE IN THIS SHOW"
-Me

"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO
I'VE GOT A NICE BIG PILE OF FUCK YOU"
-Me

"goddammit blackstar
i know you care
BUT THERE'S A LIMIT TO CARING"
-Me

"YOUR DOODY?
ANGELA IS DOODY?
SO CUUUUTE
THE CUTEST LITTLE TURD YOU EVER DID SEE"
-Me

"GOOD GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE PRETTIO
IS THIS A BUST-A-MOVE REFERENCE"
-Me

"MOVIES ARE DIFFERENT, DON! THEY GIVE AWARDS FOR MOVIES!"
"...they give awards for porn, too."
- Movie Trailer

"....is that a sword cannon"
-Me

"WE MUST NOT GIVE INTO THE NASTY"
-Pent

"did i just see a guy watching porno and eating chicken"
-Me

"Cork*****
Oh wait; we're on MapleStory, not Phantasy Star Online V1
Whi**** *e"
-Pent

"more proof that the english suuuucks. xD"
-Me

"FUN FACT: You cannot actuall say "Whisper me" in MapleStory. The censor detects the last few letters of "Whisper" and the first of "Me" to say "sperm", and it censors it
Some shorthand Whisper to "Whisp"
To avoid awkward censorship -w-;"
-Pent

"the english doesn't censor "ass"
so what DID it censor
"fuck"?"
"They censored "Semprini"
</monty_python>"
-Me and Pent

"HUMBUG!
[/bleep]"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 08, 2013, 03:06:51 PM

"He can solo woohoo"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2013, 07:34:09 PM

"SEDUCTIVE BANJO
SOUNDS LIKE A SCREEN NAME"
"Sounds like a really bad Banjo-Kazooie hentai"

-Me and Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 11, 2013, 03:50:26 PM

"You smoked the blue pot; now the demon bugs are coming out"
- Paul (Continue?)

"Hoot! Press the A button to scroll through text! HOOT!"
- Someone impersonating the owl from Zelda

"DISCLAIMER: Do not put a bomb into a chest in real life"
- Someone, on Zelda

"Mind if I breath some burning tobacco into my lungs?"
- One of my coworkers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 19, 2013, 09:31:14 AM

"If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents"
- Animaniacs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 21, 2013, 12:48:21 AM

JN MD: (1:28:41 AM) I'm a mad genius of fan art
candace: (1:28:47 AM) yes Nathan
JN MD: (1:28:48 AM) CAVE JOHNSON HERE
candace: (1:28:51 AM) : P
JN MD: (1:28:55 AM) WHO WANTS TO MAKE SOME FAN ART?
candace: (1:29:14 AM) I DO, MISTER JOHNSON!
JN MD: (1:29:35 AM) That's Candace. Don't get too eager boys, she's married.
JN MD: (1:29:36 AM) To me.
JN MD: (1:29:43 AM) And I will cut ANY of you bitches
JN MD: (1:29:51 AM) That starts mackin' on her.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 21, 2013, 04:34:16 PM

that is many levels of adorable. >w<

Spoiler: Show

EDIT: "Wait a minute... Am I married now?"

Sweet Mother of Science, what did you just get yourself into?"

- Exactly the Words that Will Be Spoken at Stew and Bells' Wedding

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 21, 2013, 11:32:16 PM

Isn't it? >//3//<

Spoiler: Show

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on September 21, 2013, 04:34:16 PM
EDIT: "Wait a minute... Am I married now?"

Sweet Mother of Science, what did you just get yourself into?"

- Exactly the Words that Will Be Spoken at Stew and Bells' Wedding

That sounds about right. XD;;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 22, 2013, 11:29:38 AM

you can thank this one fanfic writer and Invader Zim. -w-
my work here is done~
*flies away*

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 22, 2013, 11:38:42 AM

"DOUCHEROCKET"
- Me

"HM, SQUISHY"
- Kari

"A GLOWING SWORD IS A POWERFUL SWORD"
- Me

"This guy's a special kind of stupid"
- Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 22, 2013, 10:04:08 PM

"never doubt the powers of your mother"
-Facebook Post

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 23, 2013, 12:00:55 AM

"...boys are better than books? Well, time to find out how to become a sentient tome to prove them wrong"
- Me

"You got the Goof!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 27, 2013, 10:04:59 AM

"nyanyanyan SHINING FINGER"
- Pent

"Toy Story was made with Macs"
"guess they're good for SOMETHING
like being a $3000 doorstop in 6 months -w-"
- Pent and Me

"Episode 703: Be The Other Guy
Episode Stargate G1: Who the Fuck Are These People
Episode 308: Going Black and then Going Back
Episode Infinity: Me Tarzan, You Dumbass
Episode 602: Strangers Without Candy
Episode 111: Xena, Warrior Black Guy
Episode ___: Fun with Hackers"
- Me, Suggesting Titles for Pent's Latest Story

"*sits right next to steward on bench*
S: "It's time for tea~"
C: "...alright. Can i have a backrub? Can i hug you? ;^; "
-minature fanfiction i just made up in my head
(Chaldene had a long day)"
- Me

"....
yes, that is COMPLETELY what a normal person would do.
i'm VERY normal.
i'm actually the most NORMAL meat-person i know.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A NORMAL MEAT FAMILY BEING NORMAL
[/zim]"
- Me

"Look at my TARDIS. My TARDIS amazing. Give it a lick; it tastes like jelly babies"
- Pent

"I have to wonder...what does the *Firefox* say?"
"-w-
i think i know what it says
it says SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE"
- Pent and Me

"oh god now you got me thinking of Excalibur
dancing with penguins
PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ"
- Me

"IN LIVING TECHNICOLOUR
*jazz hands*"
"THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN LIVELY BLACK AND WHITE
*tapdancing penguin*"
- Me and Pent

"Can't handle us getting older?"
"That i can handle. What i can't handle is ME getting older!"
"But daddy, you've been old as long as i've known you!"
- Sharon and Robert Hawkins, Static Shock

"....that is fucking awesome
or should i saw shaq-fuing awesome"
- Me

*gets sniffed*
*guy leaves*
"i get that all the time."
- Shaquille O'Neil

"oh, you talked to that other guy? LOL HERE LET ME POUR THIS PILE OF EXP ON YOU LIKE SYRUP ON ICE CREAM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
- Me, on Exp Gain in La Tale

"as it is i think i FINALLY learned the name of my current staff
somehow i didn't think it was really W@#@!$@$#%#W$^$&%?>?>"PP?:
P"
- Me, on the amount of Garbled Text in La Tale

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 27, 2013, 01:20:37 PM

"We should start our own online RPG
It's full of pointless fanservice, and it'd be called...
ZOMG TITS: This is an MMORPG"
- Me, to Kari, on MMORPGs

"...what the garbage is this shit?"
- Phelous

"It doesn't want the D"
- Me

Also,

Quote from: Bella on September 29, 2013, 12:24:03 PM
...because the majority of them have mashed potatoes where their brains would normally lie.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2013, 09:27:44 PM

"You filled my head with Horse Poop and Atheism! And here I thought I was unteachable."
- Bart Simpson, to Superintendent Chalmers, The Simpsons

"School...failed me? Does school have to go to Summer Jimbo?"
- Jimbo, The Simpsons

"This place is as beautiful as the side of a Coors beer can....just like my dad used to leave in the bathtub."
- Nelson, The Simpsons

"Bart, i have a question to ask you about something i saw in a magazine! Are you kids cyber bullying each other?"
"How could we be? We're all in the same room and none of us have computers."
*Nods*
"Marge, i parented!"
"Good job Homie! Now come get a brownie with ice cream!"
"Later, losers!"
- Homer, Jimbo, Marge, The Simpsons

"Your mother thinks it's kinda suspicious that you're all having a meeting in this treehouse."
"Well, dad, since you're taking an interest in us, i guess i could--"
"Maaarge, my ice cream is melting and i'm not finished my brownie!"
"Come get some more!"
"You guys gotta get a woman."
- Homer, Bart, Marge, The Simpsons

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 07, 2013, 09:43:09 PM

"It's like saying "Oh, Alcatraz sounds like a nice place to stay""
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2013, 11:33:00 PM

"Something's suspicious....are you dating this boy?"
"Right, i can't be around this boy because he's SOOOOOO delicious."
-Miss Cantwell and Mrs. Edna Flanders, in reference to Bart Simpson

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 08, 2013, 08:56:22 AM

"DON'T SCARY"
- 2nd OP to Soul Eater

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 08, 2013, 04:57:19 PM

(i think you may be mishearing it, i hear "so scary" )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 08, 2013, 05:22:33 PM

That's not what the subtitles say, at least on the version I downloaded ^^;
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/vlcsnap-2013-10-08-17h17m20s57.png~original)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 08, 2013, 05:33:04 PM

according to the soul eater wiki, while the romaji is literally "DON'T SCARY", it translates to something akin to "so scary". example:

"I'm Falling Down Into My Shadow

Holding in my every breath as I await the Deadly Night

So Scary, but you can't give into this

Fear of pumpkin carriages 'cause all the witches see it in your eyes"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 08, 2013, 05:34:43 PM

Cool. Although, I vote for "DON'T SCARY" to become the new "YOU WA SHOCK" -w-;

"Hank Hill for governor"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 10, 2013, 12:50:17 AM

"See, THAT'S what I want. I don't want a skilled doctor, I just want a doctor who is ethically-questionable and easily manipulated. Possibly bribable. I would literally be over the moon and headed out of the solar system if I ever found a doctor I could bribe."
-Me, talking to Stew about finding a "good" doctor

"Was your teacher Hitler?"
-Dude in class when he found out another dude had to write a 30-page research paper for his High School finals

"If I write a research paper on that subject,[which console is the most technologically-superior] I WILL BE MURDERED."
-Another dude in class

"It's freakin' Valve, man! Ain't gotta explain shit!"
-Me, in response to the question "Where the hell did Steam come from and how'd it get so popular?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 10, 2013, 08:25:07 AM

I actually have an answer for that. Steam came out in 2003, and became massively popular with the release of Half-Life 2 a year later -w-

"If he's the Doctor, does that make me Rory?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 10, 2013, 08:12:29 PM

yes, and i suppose 2k's Amy.

"Hey baby, if you reach in my candy bowl i bet you'll find my halloweenie."
-Me, Just Now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 10, 2013, 08:45:09 PM

Quote"I want his ribs, on my desk, before tuesday! Get it? Great! Why are you standing there, GET OUT! AFTER HIM! SHOOT HIM!"

-A piece of dialogue I want to use in a script someday.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2013, 12:51:46 AM

someday, mashtur. bonus points if you use it in an IS YOUR BODY READY prompt.

"*gasp* Floor Presents! My Favourite!"
- Tom, Edd's World

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 12, 2013, 11:07:43 PM

"Try it out; it's a blast!"
- Bomb description (Zelda: The Wind Waker)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 13, 2013, 12:51:20 AM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on October 10, 2013, 08:25:07 AM
I actually have an answer for that. Steam came out in 2003, and became massively popular with the release of Half-Life 2 a year later -w-

I didn't know that Steam had been around for so long. o.o

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 15, 2013, 05:37:36 PM

Indeed :3

"Sharks don't like Vegemite"
"My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me" *is crushed by flying letters from Hollywood sign*
- Actual quotes from Sharknado

...and now, some great moments of my riffing on this movie:

"Not sure if VMS-tan would hate this movie for misrepresenting sharks, or love it for how gloriously bad it is"

"Sharks be all "Fuck you, I can fly""

"Dammit; it's hard to aim at a wiggling CGI blob"

"DRUNK GUY used BARSTOOL
It's super effective!
Enemy SHARK fainted!"

"Did they get Ben Stein's daughter to read that news report?"

"Good to know one of these characters watched Shark Week. Maybe she should give advice to the writers"

"Omnomnom yummy humans~ <3"

"Although he died, the legend of the drunk guy with a barstool lives on"

"Watch as I magically transform our SUV into CGI to escape the waves"

"It's like Whack-A-Mole, only with guns...and sharks"

"Water always wins. Especially when teamed up with sharks"

"Ah, the liquor store; the best place to go when shark tornadoes are incoming"

"A liquor store run by a raving conspiracy theorist? Never saw that coming"

"Come to Deus Ex Machina Used Cars today and drive away in a nice preowned Hummer for free!"

"In the event of a sharknado, stock up on propane. This message brought to you by Hank Hill"

"Splitting a shark in two with a chainsaw is cool, but it doesn't hold a candle to a drunk guy with a barstool"

"Note to self: propane bombs stop tornadoes"

"That shark's death was...electric"

"Sharks in the pool! Screw chlorine!"

"Exploding pools? Michael Bay is happy"

*shark flies by outside of Chinese restaraunt*
"GIMME AN EGGROLL!"

"It's raining sharks! Hallelujah!"

"I think the guys at Syfy have a movie title generator that randomly injects "shark", "octopus", and/or "crocodile" into the plot ideas of movies"

"Even after being inside a shark and covered in blood, at least her makeup is still perfect"

"Kiss me now; shark blood turns me on"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 16, 2013, 02:39:18 PM

good god this sounds like a hilariously bad movie. xD;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 16, 2013, 02:52:58 PM

Yes. Yes it is :3

"I'm going to teach you how to express love through my boob"
- Mishearing the TV as I was walking by

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on October 16, 2013, 08:00:35 PM

SAVINGS AND LOAN, BITCH
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 16, 2013, 09:02:51 PM

"Those are the Amish, Candace. And that's incredibly racist."
-Stew

"The Australians are the only ones badass enough to take down VMS."
-Me

"You aren't a clueless white person. You're a clued white person!"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 17, 2013, 09:46:33 AM

"Perhaps the most frightening thing rendered on the Playstation 2, Fay Soff is like a Mr. Potato Head gone horribly, horribly wrong."
- A very accurate description of Fay Soff from Stretch Panic

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 17, 2013, 11:04:22 AM

"AHHHHH! AH, FUCK IT"
- What it sounds like Garfield is screaming in the Garfield Halloween Special

"MAGIC-WEENIE!"
- Halloweenie

"The goblin word for 'flying' is more accurately translated as 'falling slowly'"
- card description from Magic: The Gathering

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 20, 2013, 02:36:28 PM

"Elegant....refined....radiant....Victoria has found a husband with all of these qualities."
-Lord Barkus, Corpse Bride

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 20, 2013, 03:25:54 PM

"but he DID just get a boob-hug"
- Kari

"NOW YOU GET NAKED, THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS, RIGHT?"
- Kari

"I TAP TWO GREEN MANA TO UNLEASH MY 5/5 TROUSER SNAKE"
- Me

"DINOSAURS ON A PLANE"
- Kari

"You know, with how many Land Before Time sequels there are, why isn't it now called The Land Slightly Before Time? It's almost to a point of being The Land During Time"
- Me

"Nothing says "evil beware" like being dressed like you're going to a Halloween party as a mermaid"
- Me

"Once you go Black Star, you'll never go back!"
- Black Star (Soul Eater)

"Ace is so cool, he talks with his mouth closed"
- Kari

"OH NO FROSTY GOT ROBIN"
"*is picturing ice cream from Wendy's capturing Batman's sidekick*"
- Kari and I

"this guy rides a bike on the ocean"
- Kari

"Oh come on, Luffy, are you realy gonna take anything that goofy Admiral says seriously? I mean i don't even know how a frog could do--HOLY CRAP IT'S A FROG DOING THE FRONT CRAWL!!"
- Usopp (One Piece)

"I FORGOT A TITLE! Did I leave the Oven on?"
- Kari

"SID IS SECRETLY THE KOOL-AID MAN"
- Kari

"What about Mr. T? Maybe he and Excalibur can find some common ground in pitying the FOOLs"
- Me

"SOMEONE CALL THE EXTERMINATOR"
"*Dalek rolls in*
DID SOMEONE SAY 'EXTERMINATE'?"
- Kari and I

"Oh god what am I getting myself into"
- Me, on the tiny clip of the SAO English dub

"it's the return of orange guy!"
- Kari

"I fought my butt off"
- Kirito, proving why the English dub of SAO sucks

"Kirito is slowly making Lan Hikari from NT Warrior look good .__.;"
- Me, on the above quote

"Reckless Desire sounds like a condom"
- Kari

"god now i want to see a Mewpony"
- Kari

"KIRITO IS HELBA!?"
"Why doesn't Kirito have tits?"
- Kari and I

"I GOT THAT BITCH A TEARDROP
BITCHES LOVE TEARDROPS"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 21, 2013, 09:49:30 AM

"As opposed to Pina's Soul
Because animals don't have hearts
And little girls don't have souls"
- Me, involving the Teardrop Quote

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 21, 2013, 07:29:25 PM

"I want to get epic gas"
"If you poop in a church, does that make it a holy shit?"
-My brother-in-law, two different times earlier today -w-;

"What does God need with a Spider-Man?"
- Linkara

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on October 22, 2013, 01:33:09 PM

@Pent: xD

"What am I doing here, Mayl?"
One of the many syntax errors in MMBN5

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 23, 2013, 01:29:33 PM

"...are you secretly Mexican?"
- Me, to Kari

"I woundn't complain if I had a Bella on my lap. Thing is, would Stew complain? >w>; "
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 24, 2013, 06:04:18 PM

YES PENT, I AM A SECRET MEXICAN

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 24, 2013, 09:23:00 PM

CAN HAS TACOS? :3

EDIT:
"She can explode in my face any day"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 25, 2013, 10:49:02 AM

"WHY...AM...I...COVERED..IN..CAAA-AAA-AAATSSSSS*sobs uncontrollably*"
-Me

"I smell paint burning >_>"
-Bells

"WHAT IS THIS. AND WHY HAVEN'T I READ IT?"
-Bells

"oh, the one where he becomes Emperor of Mesoamerica"
-Stew's Brother

"how DOES one have sex with noncorporeal things?"
-Stew's Brother

"4chan will explain it to you"
-Me

"Would you want to make sex with me?"
-Bells

"oh god
it IS ghost sex"
-Me

"wasn't this a Frank Zappa song?"
-Stew's Brother

"pussysmell sauna drinking water"
-Me

"Is ... is this going to end with ghost lesbians...?"
-Bells

"RETURN OF THE TOILET GHOST"
-Me

"noise of margerine?"
"It's like the sound of butter. But artificial."
"so, like butter synths?"
-Stew's Brother and Bells

"Bodacious curse."
-Bells

"WHY I SO NICE AND BEAUTIFUL"
-Me

"I got 3 problems and the comet ain't one (apparently)"
-Bells

"Volksmort? The People's Voldemort?"
-Bells

"Volksmort
the east german voldermort"
-Stew's Brother

"Is she Mechawolf Jesus...????"
-Bells

"Calcium
Don't give it to Gypsies
Look around you told me so"
-Stew's Brother

"BROKEN THE FIFTH WALL.
That's the wall separating our minds from unspeakable cosmic horror"
-Bells

"I think the author's having 3rd degree seizures
fluffy glass
so, like fiberglass?"
-Stew's Brother

"is it wreathed in holy fuckfire?"
"WONDERFUUUUUCKED"
"As I said: best metal group name ever"
"well, they are indeed wonderfucked"
-Stew's Brother, Me, Bells, and Stew's Bro Again

"SHIT, THEY SUMMONED METEOR"
-Me

"all preggers ladies are zombies at some point"
-Me

"this fanfic has taught me something important"
"that school could never teach"
"it taught me that you can get pregnant from a sweaty tshirt"
-Me

"(almost as good as Superbutt)"
-Me

"third degree Siezures?"
-Stew's Brother

"what's to understand
it's the rantings of a madman"
-Me

"i cant haz understanding?"
-Bells

"Condoms prevent minivans"
- A picture my sister found on FB"
-Pent

"I have come to the conclusion that I'm too sexy to work at Pizza Hut"
-Pent

"NEXT TIME: SO SEXY I'M GOING TO FAINT"
-Pent

"...the schoolgirl uniform is talking"
-Pent

"also, appearantly the sorting hat can be bribed"
"Not Slythern big money no whammy"
-Me and Pent

"this author is nothing if not descriptive
appearantly you can get pregnant from a sweaty tshirt
and professor mcgonnagle (sp?) can still have kids
and also got an std?
from harry's tshirt"
"...wow"
-Me and Pent

"mcgonnagle has a foreskin?"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on October 25, 2013, 12:01:42 PM

You've been, wonderfucked *drum solo*
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 25, 2013, 12:26:29 PM

-w-

"A demon and a human falling in love is like saying that you use magic when you're naked at night."
"Eh?"
"It means, it'll never work."
-Eto Mohri and Eto Ranze, Tokimeki Tonight

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on October 25, 2013, 01:14:44 PM

Quote from: stewartsage on October 25, 2013, 12:05:31 PM
No, you can't have my weather. The snow and I are in love and we're going to be married, not even Bells cans top us!

It was too priceless not to post here

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 25, 2013, 02:15:07 PM

@Simon: LOL
@Kari: I'd say I feel I missed out, but I got to watch Kill La Kill without constant interruptions from mom, so I see it as fair trade -w-;

"ME-tan tried to put her in the microwave"
- Me

"I'm like a locomotive zombie. Traaaaaaaaaaaaaains~"
- Me

"just had an idea for a seinen gag character
a gruff girl with huge tits that dispense beer"
"Now, if her tits despensed Coca-Cola, I think we'd both want some -w-;; "
- Kari and I

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 25, 2013, 04:51:20 PM

-w-

@simon: i was going to, so thankyou for that. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 25, 2013, 11:00:39 PM

"She died as she lived: impaled by a long, smooth shaft"
- Film Brain

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 25, 2013, 11:33:54 PM

Quote from: Simonorged on October 25, 2013, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: stewartsage on October 25, 2013, 12:05:31 PM
No, you can't have my weather. The snow and I are in love and we're going to be married, not even Bells cans top us!

It was too priceless not to post here

I .... I totally missed that in /topicless.

~~Not like I care, Boston is my one and only true love anyway.~~ ⊙◡⊙

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 26, 2013, 01:13:55 AM

"If Stew's going to marry the weather, does that mean I get to be Bella's bride now?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 26, 2013, 09:46:16 AM

YES, BOY, YES YOU DO

E'REBODY ON THE LOVE TRAIN WHOO WHOOOOO

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 26, 2013, 12:19:34 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on October 26, 2013, 01:13:55 AM
"If Stew's going to marry the weather, does that mean I get to be Bella's bride now?"
- Me

Only if you don't mind being in a polyamorous relationship with me, the city of Boston and my iMac.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 26, 2013, 12:37:49 PM

Sounds good to me -w-
(Although Fuuka the Mac Mini may be a tad jelly of Eve -w-; )

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 26, 2013, 01:44:23 PM

no, it'd just be sweet, sweet mac yuri love. -w-

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 27, 2013, 09:48:15 PM

Indeed -w-

"Did you summon me?"
"Not unless you changed your name to Giant Enemy Crab"
- One of my coworkers and I

"Haha! I am Freddie Michael Vorhees!"
- Halloweenie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on October 28, 2013, 12:41:04 PM

"Stay shiny my friends."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 28, 2013, 09:08:15 PM

"Your cells have been over-exposed to gamma radiation!"
"You mean i'll get super-powers like the hulk?"
"Yes, but instead of super-powers, you're going to get very, very sick."
"Uhhhhhh..." *falls over* "Hulk....smash..."
*Rubs back* "Yes, hulk smash."

-Dr. Herbert and Patient, The Simpsons

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 28, 2013, 09:31:10 PM

"This is making the Country Bears Jamboree look like Metallica"
- Nostalgia Critic

"My armpit hair gives me my powers!"
- Phelous

"I heard that as 'irate parrot'"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on October 29, 2013, 07:14:29 AM

"Nani suru desu?!"
Rozen Maiden?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on October 29, 2013, 03:10:25 PM

"I shall bring the party."
-Leann

(6:31:03 PM) Bells: I am literally so confused by the Dutch
(6:31:50 PM) Bells: Nothing about the Dutch makes sense to me. Nothing about The Netherlands makes sense to me.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 30, 2013, 12:42:07 PM

"My favorite episode of Scooby-Doo is the one where Velma loses her glasses"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on October 31, 2013, 01:05:32 PM

"Their Satanic Majesties Request is one of the politest titles for an album ever."

(12:33:56 AM) Skippy: "So many, so powerfulll are ssuch Gamma-rays, they can disintegrate attoms, Photodisintegration, produces ssoup of free Floating subattomic particles"
(12:34:19 AM) Skippy: and at the end, scrawled, "THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODES"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 01, 2013, 01:45:04 PM

"Years of military training couldn't prepare Hiro and the rest of the Gundam pilots for the horror of being forced to watch Rugrats"
- rough quote from a fanfic I read ages ago

"rugrats and gundam wing....
so, evangelion?"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 01, 2013, 02:17:14 PM

"DEVILS TAKE YOU REIMU AND YOUR FUCKING SHIT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
-Me barely managing to clear Stage 4 of Imperishable Night while screaming like a retard

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on November 02, 2013, 01:04:14 AM

(1:57:49 AM) Bells: Hm.
(2:00:17 AM) bluegeminimol65: Hm?
(2:02:52 AM) Bells: Just thinking
(2:02:56 AM) Bells: About bananas

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 02, 2013, 01:10:29 AM

"They think I'm ridin' dirty, but I'm just regular dirty~"
- PeanutButterGamer

"YEAH! I'm shooting ducks with a piano!"
- Angry Video Game Nerd

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 02, 2013, 01:48:29 AM

"WOW. SUCH CLEAN"
"VERY SPARKLE
MUCH FRESH"
-Pent and Me

"SO WANT
DO HAVE
NO CAN
SO BROKE"
-Me, on a Teefury Shirt

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 02, 2013, 02:11:17 AM

"...but this leads to the interesting mental image of Twilight being a love story between two blow-up dolls; one being sparkly"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 02, 2013, 06:41:16 PM

"Still a better love story than Twilight"
-Me, on the Above Quote

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on November 03, 2013, 01:17:46 AM

me: (1:55:32 AM) /cries
me: (1:55:47 AM) SWEET FORBIDDEN HUMAN-DEATHBOT LOVE

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 04, 2013, 12:50:59 AM

"Soon after, the group quickly leaves the cave as it transforms into an outhouse."
"Dark Heart becomes a real boy, and everyone is overjoyed."
-Care Bear Movie 2 Wikipedia Article

"AS FAR AS MAKING SENSE, THEY COULD HAVE *CARE*D LESS"
-Pent, on me commenting how much Care Bears makes sense

"I wish I could get a neck massage"
"why am i flashing back to cat massage"
-Pent and Me

"HOW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON MY DOUSING ROD, HUMAN"
-Me

EDIT: "Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry."
- Someone on Tumblr
-Pent, a Week Ago

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 06, 2013, 10:36:21 AM

I love that quote -w-

"We are professional designers to follow the trends of Sexy Lingeries to help you turn more SEXY and pass an unforgettable night!"
- Description of a company selling a maid costume I was looking at

"But, the Flash is an established comic book character; won't you get sued?"
"Oh yeah, in that case, I'm the Human...Racecar!"
- Linkara as reporter, Linkara as the Flash

"Their tension is relieved by THIS IS A PORN"
- Cinema Snob

"Judging by all the beeps, whatever is showing on the monitor has a mouth like a sailor"
- Linkara

"This movie about talking vaginas makes no goddamn sense"
- Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 06, 2013, 11:45:02 AM

*falls off Cliff*
*floats upward on a bald eagle*
"Everything's comin' up Millhouse!"
-Millhouse, The Simpsons

"So, i told Timothy, you can NOT keep basing sermons on old Seinfelds!"
-Helen Lovowitz, The Simpsons

"Steven! How did you get it to work?"
"I just said that thing that dad always says!"
"That thing about pork rinds?"
"Hot Dogs."
-Amethyst, Steven, Amethyst, Garnet, Steven Universe

"So i'm supposed to work really hard, and not try at all at the same time?"
"......yes."
-Steven and Garnet, Steven Universe

"I will pay you 10 dollars to go put on more clothes."
"Bet it's the first time you ever heard that one."
-Mom and Daughter, to older daughter, Modern Family

"Make Tea, Not Love
</monty_python>"
-Pent

"that sounds interesting
everyone trying to figure out if 2 people shagged"
-Me

"i love how you're like "huh?" and i'm like "helicopter tits", and suddenly it all makes sense"
-Me

"who the fuck does he know....?
porn stars?"
-Me

"Steven! You just saved *most* of Beach City!"
*Yells to side* "SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
-Amethyst and Steven, Steven Universe

"Ahh! My Bits!"
-Steven, Steven Universe

"You almost set me on fire!"
"But I didn't!"
-Male and Female characters from Frozen, Commercial Just Now

"I GOT A SHINY SNEASLE"
"WHOO
IS IT A SHNEASEL"
-Mel and Me

"Are you crying?"
"ONLY A LITTLE!"
-Amethyst and Steven, Steven Universe

"I summon my powers BY EATING ICE CREAM!!"
-Steven Steven Universe

"Ohhhh....Steven! It's a Shield!"
"I get a shield....? OHH YEAH!!
*shoots shield out of stomach*
*ricochets off everything in room, eventually landing in side of tv*
-Pearl and Steven, Steven Universe

"Where did you get these!? I thought they stopped making them!!"
"Wellll, we heard that too, so,"
"We went out and stole a bunch!!"
"*I* went back and paid for them."
"It was all *my* idea."
"It was *everyone's* idea."
"Not really."
-Steven, Pearl, Amethyst, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Garnet - Steven Universe

"I think Bella enjoys RS because she channels her drug-addicted past self or something"
-Pent

"If he sticks his dick all the way into the talking vagina, does that count as deepthroating?"
- Cinema Snob (via Pent)

"*gasp* I would NEVER kiss someone! Except someone I admired and respected! And only after we dated for a long while!"
- Goat Warrior, Wander over Yonder

"Warriors of BAAAAAAAhallah, assemble!"
-Prince Cashmere, Wander over Yonder

"Screw the fox; what does the vag say?"
-Pent

"i was going to say, if we have french porn vaginas, this feels like we need germans in the equation
or we could involve turkey and their Maaan Boat"
-Me

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPOTTED DICK?
Oh wait; that's England"
-Pent

"fresh meat for context quote
french meat?
FRENCH DICK TO GO WITH IT?"
-Me

"french porn vaginas"
-Me

"Wait a flossin' second. You're all a bunch of FAKERS, aren't you, just like Wander was!"
"I-iduh-ijuh-eh--....yes."
-Sylvia and Badlands Dan, Wander over Yonder

"I'm not going to tell you where that dollar goes, but I'm sure that's not how hooker transactions work"
- The Cinema Snob (via Pent)

"BEIN BAAAAAAAAD IS RAAAAAAAAD!"
-Wander, Wander over Yonder

"Are you three kinds of crazy!? I asked for bad, not DEATHWISH!"
-Sylvia, Wander over Yonder

"GERRR, RAAAH! ARRRGH!!"
"Is that.....is there some dinosaur in there?"
"Yep!"
"Ohhh.....we're doomed."
-Wander and Sylvia, Wander over Yonder

"listening to one of the most romantic songs i've ever heard ^^
"i hold your hand in mine, dear, i press it to my lips, i take a healthy bite from, your dainty fingertips..."
-Me

"BREEF BROWL~"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 06, 2013, 05:21:53 PM

"But...there's one they fear.
In their tongue, he is Paypalkiin...Ebayborn!
FUS-RO-BOOST!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 07, 2013, 05:41:58 PM

"Dr Pepper is a very violate science liquid when under pressure. Handle with caution"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on November 07, 2013, 06:32:28 PM

"You don't want a saggy garden!"
-Fitting room clerk at Target in regards to flower-print tights.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 07, 2013, 09:24:26 PM

"Teachers and students should NOT live near each other. We're natural enemies! Like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln."
-Bart Simpson, The Simpsons

"Uh-huh. And like any man, i put on my secret chrstian underpants one leg at a time."
-Ned Flanders, The Simpsons

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 07, 2013, 10:14:02 PM

"Not like Diet Coke; which is a substance that is almost but not quite entirely unlike Coca-Cola"
- Me

"it looks like a teddy ruxpin gone horribly, horribly wrong"
- Kari

"Excuse me; do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"
- 9th Doctor

"Uterine Derangement is an interesting one
did not know my lady parts had a seperate brain
wait, i'm an Ood?"
- Kari

"new way to get transgender surgery
male to ood to female"
- Kari

"Would be a very ood experience"
- Me, on the above

"DINER DASH II: THE FOODING"
- Me

"You know, I should make a parody White Wolf game
Chef: The Baking"
- Me

"i read that as "food is fucking now" due to my comment being below"
- Kari

"LAWL & ORDER: CRIMINAL HOCKEY"
- Me

""Tobacco & Masturbation" would make a great band name"
- Me

"idk what Scarlatina is, but it sounds pretty
googled it, it's Scarlet Fever"
- Kari

"Menstural Deranged? Is that "Ye Olde PMS"?"
- Me

"Also, would a more mild period techncially be called a comma?"
- Me

"some of the "disorders" on there would make good story titles"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 11, 2013, 10:07:27 AM

"I always wonder when growing up when a child goes "When I grow up I want to look at the insides of women vagina's for a living" happens"
- A GameFAQs user

EDIT:
"OMNOMNOM PRIEST
TASTES LIKE SWISS CHEESE
THE MOST HOLY OF CHEESES"
- Me

"'Honey, I Shrunk The Chair' wasn't really as impressive of a movie as they were hoping"
- Linkara

"Apparently a popular pirate stereotype is Hitler cosplaying as a purple dragon"
- Stewart Ashens

Lastly, LittleKuriboh
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/littlekuribohonevergina.png~original)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 13, 2013, 02:19:34 PM

"easy mac can suck my metaphorical dick"
-Me

"Or, Lucky D"
-Pent

"I think doge directed this commercial
TEETH SWEEP. SO MUCH WOW.
Also, autocorrect recognizes "doge" as an actual word"
-Me

"He couldn't kill them enough"
-TV, just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 13, 2013, 08:23:10 PM

Quote from: Yamada-kun and the 7 Witches"Oh my god! There's a SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON between my legs!"
(Margin note: Supernatural phenomenon between the legs - don't think about it too much. Just say "Oh, okay" and move on.)

I JUST LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AGAIN

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 14, 2013, 01:44:44 AM

"don't let the bed faps bite."
-Nej

"kari
i has
the porn folder
(touches it)"
-Cockle

"touch fluffy tail"
"furry pron?"
"wat
no
just
fluffy tail"
-Nej and Me

"IM GOING TO GET THE PORN FOLDER
AND TOUCH IT"
-Cockle

"SHH YOUR FAC"
"YOUR FACE IS A FACE"
"GO FACE UR FAC"
-Cockle and Nej

"can i show you the face of evil
i'm super-proud of it ;^;"
-Me

"i might go to bed today.
unlike yesterday."
-Nej

"ugh
i just realized
i really need a new razor
I'm using a fucking pair of kitchen scissors to trim my beard now
;v;"
-Nej

"FALSE MOREL
AVAILABLE IN A FOREST NEAR YOU"
-Me

"we only need one final solution, guys."
-Nej

"but swift jab to the throat feels so much better~
*squeal*"
-Nej

"witchfeed?
are you raising plants with a taste for blood?"
"...more or less."
-Me and Nej

"there is no grass on this field
it is barren
LIKE MY HEART"
-Me

"don't worry girls, your souls are safe with me"
"are you going to eat them
or feed them to your weapon"
-Nej and Me

"i won't do drugs, mashtur ;^;
I PROMISE
I'LL STAY CLEAN FOR YOU
AND THE CAUSE"
-Me

"you master knows everything ;)"
-Nej, to Me

"you almost made me snort coke
thankyou"
"snorting coke is bad.
don't do drugs k.
i won't allow it."
-Me and Nej

"ROCKY HORROR CAN KISS MY METAPHORICAL PENUS"
-Me

"SUCK MY WENIS"
-Cockle

"AW YEAH BABY
HOTTER THAN ELBOW SEX"
-Me

"CAN I HUMP YOUR CHIN PLEASE"
"YES KARI YOU CAN HUMP MY CHIN"
-Me and Cockle

"speaking of shaves:"
"freshly shaven pussy?"
-Nej and Me

"the testicle fruit"
-Cockle

"weirdest ladyboner guys
weirdest ladyboner"
-Me

"unfortunately
my boner may be hard as diamonds
but it doesn't reach across the atlantic"
-Nej

"I HAVE SUCH A POWERFUL URGE TO SUCK SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
-Me

"THINK OF WHOI YOU'RE TALKING TO
THE TWO MOST DEPRAVED PEOPLE ON THE FORUM"
-Cockle

"gives new meaning to "getting your rocks off"
-Me

"my diamonds
are a girl's best friends
in several ways
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
-Nej

"also: holy shit, i am drinking so much water
like seriously"
"DO YOU HAVE THE DIABEETUS, MASHTUR"
"no
just a weird-ass stomach"
"well that's what cats do
when they have the diabeenus"
"i may have
diapeenus
though
not sure"
"gotta be careful of that diepenis"
"DIAMOND PENIS
THE HARDEST BONER KNOWN TO MAN"
-Nej and Me

"BE CAREFUL MASHTUR
YOU WILL BE COVETED BY THE LADIES AND THEN REVILED WHEN YOU RIP THEM IN TWO
diamonds ARE a girl's best friend, though....
does this mean you will get all the head"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 14, 2013, 02:27:30 AM

"someday your prince will come"
"My prince...?"
"YOUR PRINCE
IN ANDROGYNOUS CLOTHING
SO IT'S ACTUALLY A GIRL IN DRAG
SINCE YOU'RE A BOY IN DRAG"
"HAWT"
- Kari and I

"WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE THE PRINCESS?
A PRINCESS IN ANOTHER CASTLE?"
- Kari, to me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 14, 2013, 09:33:25 AM

"IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY"
-Me, going with the above quote

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 14, 2013, 02:23:35 PM

LOL -w-

"Granted, if that did happen, I'm sure you and Bella would help me...
...by giving me a medical dictionary or something -w-;;
(Or, Vaginas for Dummies. Is that a thing? IDK; it should be)"
- Me, to Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 15, 2013, 05:29:29 PM

"I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH CHEESEBURGER-TAN"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 15, 2013, 08:14:44 PM

"There are traitors and lolicons working under you. No wonder Nobunaga can't rest in peace."

Lol Rance...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 16, 2013, 12:13:13 PM

"If you have a problem with 'Happy Holidays', then Happy Shut-The-Fuck-Up"
- Angry Video Game Nerd

"The motherfucking pink tanks; they're making love all to the scrotum guns~"
- Guitar Guy (AVGN)

"If congress was on fire, they couldn't pass the 'pour water on congress' act"
- Hank Green

"Nej breaks out the chainsaw and spins around like Sailor Moon. Much cool"
"FAAABULOUS"
- Me and Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 20, 2013, 05:07:40 PM

Shirime (尻目) - An apparition in the shape of a man having an eye in the place of his anus.
(from Wikipedia)

oh Japan...

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 21, 2013, 12:14:52 AM

"If something happens to me, all the world's women will grieve!"
- Edgar (Final Fantasy VI)
(AKA: Nejin, on my file)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 21, 2013, 06:49:16 AM

"No, let's not. It would take too much time."
-Me on flooding this thread with various Rance quotes

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 21, 2013, 10:51:19 AM

"Lee....you've already proven it. You are splendid ninja."
-Guy-Sensei

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on November 22, 2013, 10:43:00 PM

(11:34:47 PM) bluegeminimol65: It would also certainly involve sodomy, so there's that.
(11:35:01 PM) Bells: I DO LOVE ME SOME SODOMY.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 22, 2013, 10:48:35 PM

"I'm not sure if he speaks English"
"Murr"
- My boss at Gamestop, me

"STOP SEEING AT MY BOBS"
- Me, to Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 28, 2013, 02:52:21 PM

"Would the opposite of a red lobster be a blue crab?"
- Me

"This is White Snow, a town filled with snow.
Enjoy the world of snow.
(Note: This is what happens when you do a direct translation.)"
- Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 30, 2013, 10:17:15 AM

Quote from: Touhou Suzunaan~Forbidden Scrollery, chapter 6"The fall of the Berlin Wall...? I guess it was poorly constructed. I hope no one was hurt."

ZUN YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: DustiiWolf on November 30, 2013, 05:09:04 PM

Dad (on phone): "They don't have any black caulk? Why does no one around here have black caulk?!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 01, 2013, 09:57:01 PM

"It's a sort of 'why would you put that in your mouth' type thing"
- Me, to my sister

"a cardboard standee of beiber might suffice here
just stick a dress and lipstick on it"
- Kari

"...her butt is overflowing with sexual desire"
- Description of a maid character someone on GameFAQs made >w>;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2013, 10:55:38 AM

"Go Dok-mi, this is a secret, but Enrique's not human. He's a fairy."
-Flower Boys Next Door

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 05, 2013, 09:24:04 PM

"No rabbits were harmed in the making of this tutorial, although I did kick the shit out of a giraffe. The long necked, snooty bastard."
- Stuart Ashens

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: DustiiWolf on December 05, 2013, 09:34:44 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on December 05, 2013, 09:24:04 PM
"No rabbits were harmed in the making of this tutorial, although I did kick the shit out of a giraffe. The long necked, snooty bastard."
- Stuart Ashens

Omg. I love stuart ashens stuff. I can literally hear his voice saying that when i read that quote.

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on November 14, 2013, 01:44:44 AM
"don't worry girls, your souls are safe with me"
"are you going to eat them
or feed them to your weapon"
-Nej and Me

What are you, Qubey?

"Screw that!" - Me
"UN-screw that." - Me 15 minutes later

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 05, 2013, 10:27:18 PM

Make a contract with me!／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 06, 2013, 10:15:36 AM

JOIN US IN MINIONLAND ❣◕ ‿ ◕❣

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: DustiiWolf on December 06, 2013, 10:21:47 AM

Akariiiiiiiiiiiii-n!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 06, 2013, 10:23:29 AM

GET ON MY LEVEL SON

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on December 06, 2013, 01:12:24 PM

Stay shiny my friends

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 06, 2013, 01:41:41 PM

"Tell my wife...I had another wife"
- Random guy (Saints Row IV)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 06, 2013, 01:44:59 PM

Much snow
Such storm
very white
wow

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 09, 2013, 03:17:24 PM

"His generosity made that homeless guy's beard disappear"
- Linkara (Atop the Fourth Wall)

"Solson Comics: If you don't like our sexism, try our suger-coated racism!"
- " "

"Fock yesh"
- Me

"NO PIDGEONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ANIMATED FEATURE"
"*is now reminded of the Ashens quote I posted in Context Quote the other day*"
- Kari and I

"I'll be let down if they don't air The Fox & The Hound Rising: Revengence"
- Me

"Obviously, if he can't add Jar-Jar doing the macarana in the background, it's shit"
- " "

"Saints Row doesn't want you to think about the realities of life in a modern street gang, it wants you to wear a hot dog suit as you run over old ladies with a golf cart"
- TV Tropes

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 11, 2013, 09:17:51 AM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on January 24, 2012, 09:18:20 PM
If I had a beverage I would be snorting it now.

'"PMS WEREWOLVES!!"
- Lupa, on the above'
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 11, 2013, 11:20:49 AM

"nothing feels better than playing the sax in your underwear"
- Kari

"...I misread "sax" as "sex" -w-;;;
PLAY THE SEXOPHONE"
- Me, on the above

"Why not get your kids an Elf on the Shelf? At least they'll have a specific, concrete starting point with their therapist."
- Brentalfloss

"Finger me in the name of cardiology"
- Someone on Tumblr

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 18, 2013, 09:34:35 PM

"Wow, great sweater, Roger."
"Yeah, i totally sniped it from a guy on ebay. i not only stole the sweater, i stole his holiday spirit! which made my holiday spirit 2 times stronger, cause that's how it works, right? like highlander? there can be only one...? i dunno, i've had like, 8 cups of egg nog. and this makes 12!"
-Hayley and Roger, American Dad

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on December 18, 2013, 10:32:32 PM

"This is a lightweight vacuum cleaner? I'd hate to see the heavyweight."
"I know right?"
"Lead lined, all steel body."
"Chain drive!"
"Ten horsepower diesel engine, crash bar, lift kit."
-How we get through the day

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 23, 2013, 11:02:33 AM

"TLC went from educational shows about giant beast to reality shows about giant beasts"
- TV Tropes

"LET'S GO TO GUNDAM VICTORIA'S SECRET"
- Me

"What works for my sister works for me!"
- He-Man

"NO ONE FUCKS WITH CHRISTMAS SKELETOR"
- Phelous, as Skeletor

"Kellogg's products could, according to its founder, detoxify your colon and keep you from masturbating to excess"
- TV Tropes

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 30, 2013, 02:40:03 AM

"She looked like an archaeologist finding a skeleton of a unicorn."
-Actual Line from a Fanfiction I Read

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 30, 2013, 06:33:02 PM

"Cory is out to save the world from an evil scientist who has decided to turn Cory's bobble-head doll of the president, or as Cory likes to say 'the prez' into a destructive force capable of destroying destructive things such as the world which is destructible."
- excerpt from a GameFAQs user's review of Cory in the House

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 08, 2014, 11:29:15 PM

"...I totally misread the title card on this EIT video as "Jewish Evangelion""
- Me

"...there should be a version of I My Me Strawberry Eggs; except with a lady disguising herself as a guy. It could be called "You Yours You Cherry Bacons""
"CHERRY BACONS
WHOOOOO"
- Me and Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2014, 05:45:59 PM

"You're dating a computer. You're sadder than all of us combined."
- Rock Lee, on when John Egbert picked me (Windows 1.0) in the cosplay dating game

EDIT: Questions and my Answers from the Dating Game:

1. "What is your Favourite Romantic Comedy?"
"I'd have to pick the best one of all....Ferris Bueler's Day Off."
*crowd cheers*
"Well, they win."

2. "_____ (Lead character of the princess bride) in the princess bride: Hot or Not?"
"See, by having him in it, it was both funny AND sexy!"

3. "Who is your favourite actor?"
"Well, Bill Cosby was pretty good in Ghost Dad...."

4. "What is the most Manly thing in the world?"
"Well, i heard something recently about this thing called the 'Warhammer of Zillyhoo', so that sounds rather manly."
*announcer nods with a rather surprised face*
"Yeah, that makes sense."

5. "What is your Favourite Song?"
"*starts singing, crowd joins in* HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU
I WANNA KNOW
HOW DO I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU
IF YOU EVER GOOOO"

6. "What is your Quest?"
"My sole purpose in life is to ensure my Operating System Family CRUSHES MAC BENEATH THEIR HEELS!!!
Oh, and to make you happy."
(*awwwww's erupt from crowd*)

"HE JERKED OFF TO A COMA GIRL!! THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP!!"
-Me, on The End of Evangelion, during my Panel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 12, 2014, 08:11:41 PM

"Thank you for calling Hell; where we buy, sell, and trade used games. This is Mid-Boss; how may I help you?"
- Me, to my boss

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 12, 2014, 10:32:48 PM

but wouldn't mid-boss be the assistant manager? :0

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 14, 2014, 02:05:59 PM

True, but it was my boss that suggested I be Mid-Boss -w-

"Impressive! While playing this game, you can also become an expert in Japanese geography, arf!"
- Dog (Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2014, 01:34:46 AM

"the pyrex cup is now my lover. got it."
-me, to my sister, wednesday afternoon

"i have something better than a plastic bucket, but you have to promise to give it back."
*hands pyrex cup*
"yes. i'm totally going to run off with this and claim it for my own. we're going to get married in vegas. we belong to each other, and you have no part of this."
- My Sister and Me, wednesday afternoon

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 21, 2014, 01:13:26 AM

(2:04:10 AM) Skippy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/B_Escorial_108v.jpg
(2:05:06 AM) bluegeminimol65: Wow, uh, I don't even really have a guess
(2:05:12 AM) bluegeminimol65: The first time the disciples took acid?
(2:07:07 AM) Skippy: it's either an illuminated manuscript about Revalation or the cover for a group of Spanish monk's first prog rock album

(2:07:38 AM) Skippy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/B_Escorial_93v.jpg
(2:08:22 AM) Skippy: evidently the only expressions this guy could draw were Trippin' balls and Dead

(2:10:01 AM) Skippy: "we've had it with you droppin' shrooms and trying to play the trumpet"
(2:10:28 AM) Skippy: "just let us enjoy the damn pool!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: DustiiWolf on January 21, 2014, 02:32:09 AM

W: "I think my house is haunted"
J: "Why?"
W: "My wife is there!
W: "All I ever hear is "GeeEeet OooUuUut"!"
- Jeff Dunham and 'Walter' | Spark of Insanity

W: "My mother always told me that in situations like this to do what Jesus would do. So I tried to turn her into a fish."
W: "BE GONE SATAN! ...Hello Shamu!"
- 'Walter' (Jeff Dunham) | Spark of Insanity

W: "*gibberish* Aieee! *click*"
W: [Fake Accent] "What th-"
W: "*explosion noise*"
W: [Fake Accent] "Did you see Joneal's face? Its gone now, but did you see his face?!"
- 'Walter' (Jeff Dunham) | Spark of Insanity

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on January 21, 2014, 07:57:38 AM

Cockleshell: Christ on a dildo riding a sperm whale

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 21, 2014, 01:28:07 PM

"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me...but it can help"
- Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)

"My mouth is full of flavor"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2014, 06:15:40 PM

The Mayor tried to save the little girl
but The Mayor came a hair's breath from melting her like a grilled cheese

(did you read it?
it has more heat behind it than the sun)

The Mayor toasted your sandwich for you!
*hands you slight pile of ash*

The Mayor saved the little girl
by pulling out his cattle prod
and beating the zombie like an LA Police Officer

"The Mayor proceeds to skip merrilly around the room, smacking zombies with his shock staff. The Mayor also proceeds to start singing. And what does The Mayor sing?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

"The Mayor has 15~"
*blink*
"The Mayor has a +10 Bonus."
"That's a +10 to your Toughness skill."
"No.....we specifically wrote it in as a bonus."
*blink*
"Oh! Ohhhh yeaaahhhh.....The Mayor's a Tech Priest. Ha haa.....fucking tech priests. -w- "

"HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY I DECAPITATED YOU"
- Pent

EDIT:
"You can eat your sandwich in the afterlife, because it will be there waiting for you, toasted and warm."
-The Mayor, to his dead comrade

EDIT EDIT:
"Wrap her worst wounds in this! Wrap the Little Girl good in the Safety Tape."
- The Mayor

EDITEDITEDIT:

"If The Mayor spreads his blood on the Safety Tape, and then puts it on you, does that make it safer?"
"Yeessss....?"
"It would make it stick better, too!"
"You know, what happens with infusion....like, transfusions from The Mayor?"
"Yeah.....cause Nanobots...."
"Do they HAVE blood transfusions in Warhammer?"
"....Somewhere, maybe?"
"Well, they had blood transfusions in the 1700's, which is basically what the tech is based on...."
"Oh, you're being VERY generous with that statement."
- The Mayor, Alex, Cultist-chan, Dead Noble Lady, Zap Brannagan

"Do i have to actually roll damage to see if there's enough FIRE to burn the body....?"
- Cultist-chan

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 25, 2014, 10:15:54 PM

I LOL'd. Sounds like a fun game -w-

"D-cups: Full of justice!"
- Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)

"...like my hydrolic penis, which is huuuuuuuuuge"
- Quinn

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 26, 2014, 04:28:00 AM

asdpdjapdjiasdiopasjd'padjasdjioasiopdjsidj1-2398123238904238904uasjidiasdjasdas90du90231

Skrillex: Kyoto

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 26, 2014, 09:45:33 AM

"The Mayor want so badly to take this skull, but he can't!!"

"The Skull is basically a cross between Reptillian and a Wolf Skull.....with some curling horns on the back...."
- Alex

"Just float around in my happy little Skull through space, forever!"
- The Mayor

"It's about the size of a Volkswagen Beetle."
-Alex, in reference to the above Skull

"At this point The Mayor gnaws on the charred remains of his sandwich."
"Would anyone else like some sandwich?"

"I rolled a 99!"
*cracks up*
- Claire and Me

(just for record, rolling 100 here is a critical failure)

"Are we gonna have to sacrifice a goat to this ship or something....?"
"Well, technically *I* died!"
"A hornless goat."
"Hoooornlesss Goooatliiiing~"
- The Mayor, Dead Noble, Alex, Cultist-chan

"Six!" : D
"Seven!" : D
- Me

"Is it weird that The Mayor is sort of attracted to the ship...?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: SoldierSpence on January 27, 2014, 01:40:12 PM

"I wonder if Tager ejackulates used motor oil?"
- One of my PSN friends using Google Translate on BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend online late one night during the summer.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on January 28, 2014, 04:23:55 PM

(5:21:30 PM) bluegeminimol65: Oiled up and out of control
(5:21:34 PM) bluegeminimol65: Just how I like you~

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: DustiiWolf on January 28, 2014, 10:36:55 PM

Quote from: TumblrI heard this great joke on Sims once.
"Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!"

- Courtesy of Tumblr

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2014, 06:59:11 PM

me and my sister have an idea to go to a con someday cosplaying as sims.

"Rada fu glar?"
"Roh, muka flor ag no sheen."
"Ah, stog kof mur atta nen!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 29, 2014, 10:01:44 PM

I'm now reminded of something I once saw on Tumblr, about someone saying the best way to turn on your partner is to whisper to them in Sim-speak xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2014, 09:19:32 AM

I want to see a youtube video base on that. xD;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 31, 2014, 06:45:32 AM

LOL -w-

"I like nuts"
- Me, yesterday

"Haruko? She can fooly with my cooly anytime"
- Me

"He was so full of life when he was alive"
- Brak (The Brak Show)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on February 07, 2014, 01:33:18 PM

Sarah: "That dirty toucher took my dolly poo-poo!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2014, 07:16:54 AM

Quote from: PwyffUnder the regular strain of games we're still trying to keep up with our load demands (buying equipment fresh out of the factory, moving to bigger data centers, etc). Adding a replay system where players could get all of that information on their game would exponentially multiply our traffic. If the feature proves popular, you're essentially playing the game once for 10 people, then playing it again for all 10 people individually as they download all of the information of the game.

Very loose analogy, but when you get to our levels of scope you hit some pretty weird situations that most haven't considered. It's like saying "this recipe makes pie for 20" and everyone's like YEAAAAH THAT'S A LOT OF PIE. But imagine if you're making pie for 1,000 people. Now you're like "JUST TAKE THE RECIPE MAKE IT x50 RIGHT," but then everyone's like "BUT WHAT KIND OF OVEN CAN TAKE THIS!?" and then electricity comes into play and pie tins of incredible scope and even finding fresh filling to fill all these pies and it's complicated man."

THAT'S A LOT OF PIE

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 11, 2014, 02:56:43 PM

"This looks like Windows 95!"
"Actually, more like Windows 98; note how the color fades from one to the next on the title bar"
*silence*
"...I'm a bit of a snob"
"So I can tell"
- Me and a customer, earlier today

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 17, 2014, 01:00:03 PM

Quote from: Bella on February 17, 2014, 12:40:51 PM
Butter Catastrophe sounds like a Paula Deen recipe though

"MAKE MY BOOBIES APPEAR 2 SIZES BIGGER"
- Me, last night

"Penti investigated the bookshelves. A book... Study of Yogurt"
- dialog bog (Shining Force II)

"Go figure; books on a bookshelf. Well, what did you expect to find?"
- dialog box (Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure)

"That's Brock for you; always thinking with his......eyes"
- JesuOtaku (Suede's review of Pokemon 4Ever)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 27, 2014, 02:52:11 PM

Quote from: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 08:38:33 PM
In DURING Nejin cries blood, more liek.
(now a meme!)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2014, 08:50:47 AM

Come on, I've tried to forget those memories. :/

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2014, 06:30:07 PM

but it's so funny. xD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 02, 2014, 09:04:48 PM

"INSERT PINGAS INTO VAG WHILE SEGA CD BIOS MUSIC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5lDeXKkUy4) PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2014, 04:18:13 PM

(these are all the CQ worthy things i've posted between me and pent in the past month)

"You see, the female body has a way of making a spring-loaded boxing glove fly out of her vagina to knock out would-be rapists" </faux_news>
- Pent, on a pic i sent him

"I slowly start seeping Corn into them...."
"I know that's a god, but i have this mental image of you opening up a leg wound, pouring corn into them and sewing it up."
"GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN!!!"
- Cultist-chan and Alice (former Dead Noble)

"That's a d10....plus 13."
*rolls*
"Twenty-Three!"
"....yeah that's a hit."
*room bursts into laughter*
"so wait, is that it?"
"Nope. you get another attack."
"....."
*rolls*
"Aw, that's only--"
"You get another roll."
*rolls*
"That's better! another 22 points of damage!"
"Roll location."
"48."
"That's the body."

*alex proceeds to describe how the wolf basically gets put through a blender as Cultist-chan's chainsword does its work*

"it's like a blood pinata just exploded!"
*room bursts into laughter*
"chiliiiii~!"
*more laughter*
"a pinata full of chili."
-Gaming Group

"I'm assuming that unless the situation doesn't call for it, you always have a weapon drawn. Like, in the shower. Or asleep. Or--"
"I'll have you know that at night, The Mayor not only cuddles Serenity, but also his precious Meltagun."
"Yes, we all have psychological issues here."
-Alex, Me, Alex

"Sup?"
"discussing how my sister's character somehow ended up a jew"
-Pent and Me

"He's catholic and he's jewish. He's a cashew"
-Pent

"Should i....Should i get you a subscription to the Watchtower?"
-Me, to Alex

"Cultist-chan just made a big, big blunder
we're in a mine
fighting some sort of corrupted zombie-like people
CC just used her flamethrower....
now kids, what usually happens in a mine? : D"
"GAS LEAK"
"EXACTLY!
it killed off all the demons and the priest we were supposed to be protecting"
"It'll blow up the entire planet
Oh, and how are we supposed to escape?
...oops

*rough quotes from ep1 of Dandy*"
-Me and Pent

"I'm sorry, this never happened to me before"
"NOT HAVING A PENIS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE!?"
- Ken, Barbie (Robot Chicken)

"Zelda's a bitch"
"Well, Link's an asshole"
"True; Zelda might not be a bitch if Link wasn't an asshole"
-Pent

"Parents:
Surfing on trains can be deadly.
Please tell your kids the only safe ride is a ride inside."
-The Back of a MetroCard

"the mayor just narrowly avoided getting butt-raped
because the mayor was stupid
and fired his meltagun into a writhing mass"
-me

"I pulled a rape demon out of my ass"
- Alex McFall, 2014

"That should be a thing now. Heresy Bards."
-Claire

"I'm gonna shoot the fucker in his face! Well, not specifically face, just shoot the fucker."
"Roll with +10."
"I rolled a 10! Or a 1, pretty sure that's the same Body Part."
"That's a Fucking Headshot!"
- Me, Alex, Me, Claire

"I can't believe it. A castle 70 metres tall came out of a moat with a depth of 15 metres.
Well, who cares if it doesn't make any sense!"
-Sasshi, Abenobashi Magical Shopping Arcade

"Merv Griffin, creator of jeopardy, wheel of fortune, etc, has this on his tombstone
"I will *not* be right back after this message"
-me

"*character gets flanking bonuses when fighting this goblin*
*with attack bonus rolls an 18*
*gets to roll 2d6 in addition to d8*
*gets 8, 2, 6*
*stabs hobgoblin through the armpit*
and now, metal version of the FF7 battle theme -w-"
-Me

"Now I know, and 50% of the conflict is knowledge!
GI JOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~"
-Pent

"I'm going to bull rush the beserking, flaming goblin."
- Me

"THE POWER OF TEAMWORK~
"YOU WON US THE STANLEY CUP WITH ONLY TWO SECONDS TO GO! TEAMWORK! WEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPPPIONNNS, MY FRIIIIEND"
-Me, when Xyno (Arty's Character) used her staff to whack the flaming, beserking Hobgoblin in the head, killing him

"I am going to check the traps for stairs."
-Me

"I am now going to take the emptied of its valuables chest and push it down the stairs."
"GUYS!! I JUST HAD A REALIZATION!! We are now technically.."
"Checking the Traps for Stairs"
"Checking the Traps for Stairs."
*Alex proceeds to detail horrific traps from stairs*
"....We have now checked the traps for stairs."
-Nate, Me, Arty and Me simultaneously, Claire

"so i just attempted something so spectacular it was fucking stupid
or so stupid it was fucking spectacular
trapped stairs + someone mentioning i'd probably die if i tried to disable it + lack of trust after the chest i opened launched a bunch of rats on us = me attempting to climb down the stairs on the ceiling
i made it down most of the way!"
-Me

"...you're going to check the traps for stairs? -w-;"
-Pent

"then i lost my balance and fell
got caught on a wall scythe on the way down
fell on spikes
then got dragged on a trip chain down the rest of the spikes down the stairs
at the end of all i was -6 to my hp and bleeding out on the floor, but alive
appearantly that worked to our favour as well as the hallway of wall scythes that was presented to us
i disabled 2/6 and the third failed on us twice, almost hitting me
molly was having none of this
she got over 20 on all the rest of the rolls, so she basically just smashed the rest of them off the walls, walking forward with a look of "FUCK YOU NOPE"
-Me

"so i attempted to hit
and failed
and my balance check was awesome (cause we're on a super-icey floor)
so alex let me switch them
so my character did the following:
she looked like she deftly swung underneath the enemy's sword for an excellent kill shot
she actually tripped forward and accidentally stabbed the enemy, killing him
also, she now calls the molotov cocktails Mollytovs
(Arty accidentally wrote in Molotov Cockteases, so she calls them that now)
and after someone said something involving fish as a weapon we laughed over how arty was now the scout
and then i tried to rename all healing potions Mad Milk (didn't go over -w-; )
and our party has officially been nicknamed the Fire Nation
Xyno (arty) is Uncle Iroh
Ryton (nate) is Zuko
Tovah (claire) is Azula
cleric (sis) is Mai
Molly (me) is Ty-Li"
-Me

"O Holy Fuck
We're going to get our shiiiiiit fucked up
Oh Sorely Bad
Holy Shit We're Going to Die"
-Me, singing a lovely Battle Dirge, to the tune of "Oh Holy Night"

"Cold Fuel Sources Burn Not Well"
-Alex

"Cold wood takes longer to catch."
"....They're made of wood?"
-Alex and Claire

"just took out 3 at once >:3
fuck yeah Mollytovs"
-me

"You're colding onto life."
"Hahaha, and you make fun of me for MY puns!"
"I made a pun?"
"You said you're 'colding onto life."
*cringes*
-Alex and Arty

"I'm going to throw a molotov cocktail there."
"....
.....
....."
"Actually, you (arty) WOULD take damage since both of those squares are adjacent to where you are." (please not that arty is unconscious right now)
"3!"
"You (arty) take 3 damage. And you're on fire."
-Jackie and Alex

"Well! That's a hit! 23!"
"...Remember that 18 to 20 is your crit range."
"19!"
(entire group) "Re-roll."
*laughs* "20!"
*group laughs* "Roll again!"
"15!"
"....Plus your base attack, plus your dex cause of Weapon Finesse..."
"19!"
*group laughs*
"So that's a triple-crit."
"What's your crit, x2?"
"Yeah."
"So that'd be x3. Roll a d8."
"....12!"
"......."
"4 times 3 is 12..."
"Right."
.........
"So you and him are sizing up each other's defenses, and he's trying to get his bearings, and you take a step back, and step on his sword, and backstroke across his throat."

- (in order) Me, Alex, Me, Group, Me, Group, Me, Alex, Me, Claire, Jackie, Me, Alex, Me, Group, Me, Alex

"Shove'n'glug."
-Jackie

"GOOD. GOD. YOU'VE CAPTURED A WIL-O-THE-WISP ON A STICK."
-Me

"You are such a better rogue than Elaine....you three do not not the horrors of playing in a game with Elaine..."
-Alex (?)

"teddy is in love with claire
the room laughed when i said that after making a yuru yuri reference
note to self: 13
oh, and i meant to say this earlier: Molly is Nopemaster"
-me

"Why....."
"....Kari's makin' it rain."
"An make it rain, make it rain!"
-Jackie, Alex, Kari

"Oh! .....I think i stabbed myself in the eye."
"You rolled a 1?"
"Yeah..."
"Roll again..."
"...3."
"Yeah......roll damage."
"Let's make sure you didn't hurt me."
"Or me."
"Yeah....cause that can happen."
"HAH! 1!!"
"......"
"Not shitting you, it's a 1."
"Alright, high or low."
"High......?"
".......You hit the cleric."
*group looks around in confusion*
"...How??"
"You're fighting, and the goblin does to you what he did to her (Tovah), and smashes your wrist, sending your blade gracefully flying off....it nicks the cleric in the face and keeps going down the hallway, into the dark."

-(in order) Me, Alex, Me, Alex, Me, Alex, Claire, Nate, Alex, Me, Group, Me, Alex, Me, Alex, Me, Alex

"Special Thanks to Gary Gygax; your rapidly-spinning corpse is providing clean electricity for thousands"
- excerpt from the Dungeons: The Dragoning rulebook"
-Pent

"What did Ryton just do?"
"........."
*Nate raises hand*
*group laughs hysterically*
"Somebody OTHER than Ryton."
-Alex, Group, Alex

"Mmmm, mushy testicles..."
-Arty

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2014, 04:18:24 PM

"MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
*pic of a classroom, where all the students are secretly watching hockey on their laptops*"
pssh, secretly
THEY ARE ALL TRAINED FROM BIRTH"
-Pent and Me

"why am i reminded of Zeeky Boogy Doog"
-me

"What would you bring back in time to convince people you are a powerful wizard?"
"Super Aryan Hitler"
-Card combo i won with

"Don't worry! He lived thanks to ___!"
"Guro"
-Card combo i lost with

"What's the new Fad Diet?"
"A Chinese Buffet where Everything is Wrapped in Bacon"
-A Winning Combo, Just Now

"You see a guy unzip his pants, and reach in...and pull out Donkey Kong Country
EXPAND DONG
Also, there's the very dirty sounding clip from the DKC cartoon; with DK telling Candy "I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"
-Pent

"Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenmangensen? Cause you're my #1"
-Spongebob Valentine

"So, there's a song on the Lego Movie soundtrack, called "Everything is Awesome"
...mirror universe Everything is Terrible?"
-pent

"Mmm. Buy a cute new outfit, and want to shot it off? I can :3"
"SHOT IT OFF
OO THAT'S DIRTY
(DO YOU THINK SO? WELL I'D BETTER NOT SHOW YOU WHERE THE LEMONAID IS MADE)"
-Pent and Me

"...and then Celebi destroys part of the forest in a way that definitely isn't ripping off the introduction of the WEAPONs in Final Fantasy VII"
- quote from this review"
-pent

"all grenades are to be referred to as potatoes"
"Hm?"
"grenades = potatoes
that is all"
-me and pent

"I should eat a baked grenade for dinner
Sounds like an explosive meal
: D"
-pent

"there needs to be a robot billy mayes now"
-me, just now

"Barnaby Bubbles just shattered a guy's ribs with his Tommy Gun
while he's behind a table in a tailored suit -w-
classy-ass dinosaur"
-me

"and our robot just got shot in the larynx
[insert angry, garbled mechanical scream here]"
-me

"aaaaand Barnaby just shot another guy in the throat; guy subsequently fell to ground and died. -w-"
-me

"Lily (the ibot) has now been shot in the jaw
she's somehow still conscious
and is now dripping drool and white blood all over the place"
-me

"Mr. Bubbles finally has a little sister
mind you, the roles are reversed considering she's mechanical, i'm not"
-Me

"Is someone trying to scientifically molest Lily?"
"The Accountant."
-Claire and Alex

"KIDS, THERE'S NOTHING MORE COOL THAN SCIENCE
BUT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO USE IT TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE OR IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S NO GOOD
(You totally need to unload some of your quotes into Context Quote. It's sad how quiet that topic's been)"
"at some point i will, maybe tonight or tomorrow"
"YAY!"
"read them your quote
"That's So Good."
-Alex"
-Pent and Me

"You've been on the ship for awhile now. And you're starting to get....bored.
That Pirate Attack was one of the last things that's happened.
You've been on the ship for....months? No....years is what it feels like.
Which is fine, since the ship explodes."
- Alex

"Something about Bringing the City in the Sky to Rain Judgement upon the Land..."
-Alex, on what Lily is Threatening

"i think i'm gonna put this bitch in colour. bitches love colour."
-me

"so we just had a thorough discussion about whether or not this door is a door"
-me

"Someone rolls a natural 20...."
"IT'S A DOOR!"
-Claire and Alex

"Hello, and welcome to THE DOOR"
- quote from a favorite episode of Timon & Pumbaa"
-pent

"Is that a fountain?"
"Yep!"
"How the fuck is there a fountain down here?! How is it not frozen!?"
"How did you figure out that was a fountain?"
"It's filled with blue."
-Me, Alex, Me, Arty, Me

"How is it not frozen?"
"It could be saltwater. It could be alcohol."
"It could be heated!"
"It could be magic."
"Or it could be not real. QUICK, EVERYBODY DISBELIEVE THE FOUNTAIN!!"
".....13! Is it a fountain?"
"...It's a fountain."
-Jackie, Claire, Me, Nate, Me, Arty, Alex

"The most Righteous of Donkey Punches"
-Claire

"*fist of the bros*"
-pent

"Let me see your assburn, baby."
-clerk at booth in mall

"Horrible fake disease or feminist rock band - angry uterus"
-me, old quote

""*bored insomniac girl*
*pleasures self at 5am*
*falls asleep with vibrator stuck in pants*
"I have the weirdest boner right now"
-old quip i thought of for you guys

"YOU GOT A FUCKIN' MAIL!!! ALRIGHT!!!1"
-me, on finding out that the "new mail" tone in this windows theme was the FF7 victory fanfare

"*points to you* THIS GUY ARE TOTALLY SICK"
-me, to pent

"They're terraforming the earth. It's about to get ugly."
"Well, that fits."
"How do you figure?"
"Well, the water's on fire."
-Cyborg, Batman, Green Lantern - Justice League War

"*is talking in squeaky little girl voice*
*does not think i should continue this in game -w-; *
in other news, my sister is considering making Sticky Frag Grenades"
"xD
Also, neat"
"to explain~
Mag Weapons (or Frag Weapons or whatever they're called) are fired and they break apart, landing chunks in the opponent
they could do nothing!
they could be more bombs!
they could be filled with poison!
you don't know! : D"
"THEY COULD BE DUCT TAPE"
"EVEN STICKIER"
-me and pent

"we're like the missouri of the north, only less fat and inbred! : D"
-me, on New Hampshire

"Sup?"
"discussing corpse activity"
-Pent and Me

"I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN."
- someone on Tumblr"
-Pent

"Eats dick Angrily..."
-me, on what the Paladin is doing (after arty misspoke)

"DUDE! Angry. Evil. Lesbian. Bath. Sex."
*group cracks up*
"This needs to be a thing."
-Me

"ARE THERE ANY GIRLS AT THE BAR!? I WANT TO DO THEM!!"
-Alex

"Cause that's the smart thing to do."
"What, pay a prostitute?"
-Me and Arty

"also we have determined that there should be a paladin that smites evil with a weaponized codpiece
*thrust thrust*
SMITE!
EVIL!"
-me

"They also have Dire Badgers..."
"I think that would count as a Honeybadger in this context....i mean, they ARE kinda dire..."
"*snickers* Dire Honeybadger..."
"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!"
-Claire and Me

"My badger can rage."
-Claire

"Wait, wait, wait, i almost forgot something. Can i search the archmage for traps."
".......*facepalm*....no."
*group cracks up*
"Can we leave in a MENACING manner?
"I brought that one on myself, didn't i?"
"Yeah, you kinda did..."
-Me, Alex, Claire, Alex, Me

"Oh god, that looks like spooge on your computer. (referring to a Radiohead album cover)"
"Oh god, it does! Stop saying everything looks like spooge, kari!!"
"It's an explosion."
"I know."
"Of spooge!"
"It's an explosion."
"Is it Radiohead spooging over how awesome they are?"
"Radiohead IS awesome..."
"Thom Yorke likes to THINK he is..."
"What, spoogalicious?"
"Weren't we DOING something pertinent to the situation...?"
*group cracks up*
"You were proceeding MENACINGLY...."
-Me, Arty, Alex, Me, Arty, Alex, Arty, Me, Alex, Arty, Claire, Alex

"Everything terrible, and for once it's your own fault."
-Claire, to Alex

"May you all burn in hell..."
"I'm already there, bitch!"
-Alex, Arty

"Well, there was Frozen Revenge (?), and then there was Press-Ganged Revengencers..."
*group cracks up*
"Revengencers!?"
"Revengers."
"No no, Revengencers is better!!"
"Fine, Revengencers..."
*group cracks up*
"Can i.....Can i pitch a name for this campaign...?"
*Alex motions for me to proceed*
"Stay Frosty, People."
"Welp, that wins." *group cracks up as he says this*
-Alex, Arty, Alex, Arty, Alex, Me, Alex (on picking a name for this chronicle)

"ENDLESS CHAOS COMES WITH VANILLA ICE~"
-Pent

"doing things MENANCINGLY and checking for traps are now memes of this game"
-me

"Sup?"
"nm, appearantly getting laid in game
pissing off an npc paladin
arty's character came over, whispered very loudly as i was talking to another elf with an appearance rating of 1/10"
"^^;;"
"DUDE....ASK HIM TO BOOOONE"
"....You know what, why the hell not!"
-Molly"
-Pent and Me

"One question first!! Do i need to get cleansed after this!"
"No one gives me a chance, so i'm good!"
"Alright! We get to go and i don't have to spend 50 gold! Alright!!"
-Molly and Allen the Garbagefire Elf

"Technically hair IS made of meat....i suppose...."
-Me

"So.....Sex....Want to?"
*blink*
"That's an appropriate response for a 3!! That is appropriate dialogue for a 3!!"
-Me

"and now Xyno has gotten laid by the craziest guy in the room, a fellow dwarf"
-me

("he got an 8/10 appearance-wise..."
-me)

"and Molly has made plans to "do this again" with Allen when and if she gets back"
-me

"INSERT PINGAS INTO VAG WHILE SEGA CD BIOS MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND"
-Pent

"Xyno has a husband is now a meme for this game
arty keeps telling us to fuck off whenever we mention it -w-"
-Me

"So, Kari's character just had sex in a tabletop RPG. Story at 11"
- Me, in Top(ic)less, to Cockle"
"i can't recall how many times...
like, 5 or 6?
appearantly she has a ginger boyfriend now"
"Your character gets around xDD"
"no no, it was only with 2 guys"
"Ahh -w-;"
"a super-average looking human who almost cried after sex
and Allen the garbagefire Wood Elf"
-Pent and Me

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU, FOR MY ONE THOUSAND FATHERS!!"
"His mom must really get around"
- The hero in a comic Mao was reading in Disgaea 3, Me
-Pent

"let me explain how Xyno's round of getting laid went
she went up to the CRAAAAAZY Dwarf, and propositioned him (she rolled a 3/20)
awkward things ensued, as the guy muttered several things about "meeeeaaat...."
he then placed a hand on her shoulder....firmly
and told her his name, and that he was a cleric of Kiz (the chaotic-batshit god)
she was sort of panicking
and he got up and they sort of agreed on sex
then this happened:
"DID YOU ASK THE QUESTION!?"
"WHAT QUESTION!?"
"THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED. COURTSHIP IS COMPLETE!!"
*picks up Xyno and hoists her above his head*
*dashes upstairs*
after sex, they conversed, then she kicked him the face, which he took as foreplay and they ended up doing it again
the morning after they conversed as he stared intently out the window without blinking
she asked about a hominoid femur lying on a dresser as she left, to which he responded he chews when he's nervous
she asked for it and he gave it to her
we're all taking that to mean they are married now
(helps that she found a lion femur she plans on giving back to Ganneh)"
-Me, on The Marriage of the Dwarf (aka Xyno's BethrothedP

"i have extensively drawn Allen"
"?"
"Garbagefire Elf who is now Molly's Boyfriend"
-Me and Pent

"dude, i just rolled a 26
and another 26
and then a 16
against this unicorn
I THINK I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING"
-me

"You're going to go after salad fingers, got it.
*group cracks up*
"Yes, i'm going after salad fingers!"
-Me and My Sister, on the strange figure that's standing in for a unicorn

"Does anyone else feel like we're pulling a Steve Erwin here...?"
-Me, on us Dying at the hands of Unicorns

"it would seem these graces (name for a pack of unicorns) just wander around and kick the shit out of things
Unicorns are Dicks : D "
-me

"so far we have:

MENACINGLY
Can I Check For Traps?
The Marrage of the Dwarf (aka Xyno's Bethrothed)
MEEEEEAAAATTTT
CAAAAUUUSEEE AND EFFFEEEECTTT
Unicorns are Dicks : D

"Mmm, Butt Buddies...."
-Me, Earlier

"I ship you and Z....you guys are my OTP pairing....Butt Buddies."
-Arty, just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 03, 2014, 05:28:47 PM

you got some 'splainin' to do!
Turkey call?
Eeyup.
Trash your voice?
Eeyup.
Zecora remedy?
Eeyup.
Not quick enough?
Nnope.
Needed a deep voice?
Eeyup.
Poison joke?
Eeyup.
Flutterguy?
Eeyup.
Better now?
Eeyup.
And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?
Eeyup.

figure it out

Though, no offense... you kind of sounded like a dude

again, figure it out

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Cockleshell on March 03, 2014, 06:34:55 PM

you're so god damn polio ridden that i wish you had contracted measles before i even met you.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 08, 2014, 10:27:34 PM

"It seems that 'BERRRRRRRRRT' is a meme for this game now"
-me

"You feel.....gravity go weird for a second."
-Alex, on our Box Truck Rolling Over with Us In the Back

""How did I lose my Virginity?"
A. Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot
B. The token Minority.
C. a 55-gallon drum of Lube.
(D. Friendly Fire)"
-me

"I HAVE SACRIFICED THIS SMALL CUBAN BOY TO YOU, WALT DISNEY"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 08, 2014, 11:37:57 PM

"hi"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 09, 2014, 03:43:45 PM

"i'm basically playing Cthululu
in a princess costume"
- Kari

"once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher's work day so i wouldn't have to go to school and mom's not an idiot so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory"
- Someone on Tumblr

"What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon?"
- Emperor Palpatine (Robot Chicken)

"This princess dress boosts my defense by 20. Huzzah!"
- Me

"Do you hate yourself, or are you supremely self-confident?"
- in-game description of Very Hard mode on Persona 4 Golden

"Is 'magic friend' what they called penises back then?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 31, 2014, 03:30:18 PM

"I'm not afraid of meth!"
-Bells

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 01, 2014, 11:54:29 PM

@Stew: LOL -w-;

"The wedding was probably the only good thing to come from chickenpox"
- Me, to Bella

"Get in touch with your zen to pee while hard as a rock. Noted"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 05, 2014, 10:41:17 PM

"You just plug me into like a PDP-something, run some scripts, and boom; I has vagina"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 07, 2014, 10:04:56 AM

xD

"You burnt the fire..."
-Claire, on what i just did

"KRAUSER IS BECOMING MY SPIRIT ANIMAL WHICH MIGHT NOT BE GOOD"
-me

"All the Armour's Made of Armour"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 07, 2014, 10:33:07 AM

"I WANT ALL THE D.........EC COMPUTER THINGS"
- Bella (rough quote)

"What the hell is a 'Lady Gaga'? That sounds like a clothing store for babies"
- The Blockbuster Buster

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 07, 2014, 11:45:23 AM

*strokes hair of dead girl*
"You were a good daughter, Helga, but you were a bitch."
-Molly

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 08, 2014, 12:19:54 AM

(1:11:53 AM) Skippy: the fools! they've summoned DEVO!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 08, 2014, 01:28:13 PM

"I'm a goddamn shiny Pokémon. Fuck Mewtwo; use your Master Ball on me"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 08, 2014, 09:10:33 PM

"SOA is weird when the fairies come in"
"Sons of Anarchy has fairies in it? Wut?"
- My sister, me

"All the Klingons in your grandma'"
- Me, making an incredibly awkward Freudian slip

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 08, 2014, 10:01:10 PM

"If Ethan Allan knew what meth was and how to make it, he'd have made it."
–Stew on Ethan Allan

"Gun show? Is that what you're calling it now? I'd call it the pasta bake because you have noodles for arms."
–Stew on me referring to my arms as "the gun show"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 11, 2014, 06:26:52 PM

"thanks to google I how know how how geckos mate.... wasn't looking for this info... but now I know"
- My sister

"...the crowbar is my crotch!"
- Vinny (Vinesauce: Half-Life 2 Corruptions)

"Did a drunk turtle see a tank, and think to itself 'you know what, I wanna put my dick in it'?"
- Boomstick (Death Battle)

"When asked 'Team Edward or Team Jacob', she will reply 'nay; Team Fortress'"
- Me, on Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 13, 2014, 05:21:43 PM

Damn straight. -w-

"All breasts are great. I think Nietzsche first said that."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 15, 2014, 10:27:01 PM

LOL -w-;

"NEW ENGLAD. Sounds like a sidekick for Captain America"
- Me

"I'm usually set to away, if I think I'll be in and out"
"In and out like......that burger place?"
- Bella, Me

"quick, bells, pent is asking you to eat your computer"
- Kari

"Collect the anal beads, save the world"
- Bella

"collect and store them in your 'secret pocket' so that your enemies can't find them
or at least they won't want to"
- Kari, on the above

"Octavia did a human-like bat with tits to avoid Mami getting her head bitten off"
- Bella's card combo from the failed 3rd round

"A busty, blonde, blue-eyed, dumb-as-rocks American did Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone to avoid fondling a Dalek's slippery bits"
- Kari's card combo from the failed 3rd round

"Dr. Insano did Will Smith to avoid that ass"
- What I might have played during the 3rd round if I wasn't Card Czar

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 18, 2014, 02:14:29 PM

*puts dick in mouth*
"Yep; you have cavities"

-Pent, on a new Art i wrote for Changeling

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 19, 2014, 11:42:38 PM

"All the king's hoes and all the king's men couldn't put Hump together again"
- closed captioning as the kids sang Humpty Dumpty, on an episode of Barney

"*pictures protitutes trying to repair the Humping Robot from Robot Chicken*"
- Me, on the above

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 20, 2014, 11:06:42 AM

"LOOK AT MY D"
-me, on ways to woo girls in Harvest Moon

"I will tell you, unwieldy or not, if I don't rip off the gun this turn, I'll be using him as a club next turn."
-me, on Barnaby holding a guy up by the throat and ripping the hose out of his plasma cannon

Spoiler: Show

"He has died, hose is out, gonna beat a motherfucker with a motherfucker"
-me

"You just kind of kool aid man'd through the door with what's left of his dead friend"
-Claire, on what I'm doing right now

"Also, trachea nap is now a term"
-Claire

"I am now swinging the corpse friend around like a ragdoll- style club
There is a high chance of nuclear meltdowns now
Later in the week, sun."
-me

"Oh Deeear......Oh Noooo....."
-Alex, in a Wisconsin Accent, on the Plasma Gun failing and the resulting damage

"SURPRISE!! CHARRED CORPSE!!"
- me, on what just happened

"I hit the guy
The plasma gun exploded
And suddenly there wasn't a floor anymore
There's a good chance that me and nate's character are dead
So I'm taking a break."
-me

"I'm gonna take a piss and think about it."
- Alex, on calculating how much damage was done

"Both my weapons survived! : D

Barnaby and Adrian (me and Nate) are now in a room which does not exist"
-me

"Ram Pythons Be Scary"
-Alex, Claire on my character's actions and the opponents' reactions to them

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 21, 2014, 10:01:15 AM

"...we could snuggle without awkward boners -w-;;;"
- Me

"I'm a RAG : D"
- Me

"Fuck sex"
"I think you got something mixed up there, Pent"
- Me, Bella

"'Congrats On Your Screaming Crotch Dropping' is the Halmark card I'd like to see"
- Bella

"During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of some really fucked up shit"
- Card combo from last night's CAH game

"I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for a vagina that leads into another dimension"
- Another card combo from last night's CAH

"GO INTO THE SKYGINA"
- Me, on the above

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 22, 2014, 02:08:40 PM

"kono hentai!"
evry animu evar

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2014, 06:46:03 PM

"SONIC SAYZ
DON'T LET PEOPLE TOUCH YOU THERE

UNLESS YOU PAY THEM

OR THEY PAY YOU
OR SOMETHING
eh, you know what, go ahead and hump like rabbits, kids, i don't care. *lights cigarette and walks off screen*"

-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 24, 2014, 01:10:21 PM

"The game can be adequately described as Lynyrd Skynyrd beating the crap out of the Sex Pistols"
- TV Tropes, on Double Dragon

"blah blah blah football blah blah DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN THERE KIDS"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2014, 04:11:49 PM

"Your Baby is Arrested Development."
-My Cousin, to her Sister in Law, on her Niece

EDIT:

"i heard this song earlier today and the only thing that came to mind was "FILL IT WITH PUDDING AND CARRY IT AROUND"
-Me, on Das Horn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5pj5ezs4O8)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 26, 2014, 09:58:24 PM

"Is DECtape like duct tape for computers?"
- Me, having a deep thought while at work

"I had raisins earlier. It tasted just like an amazing horse"
- Me

"Let's go get high"
"...but I don't have a plane : D"
- one of my coworkers, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on April 30, 2014, 04:10:16 PM

"Anywhere between now and soon."
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 30, 2014, 04:45:11 PM

"That's an armored truck, not a piñata."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on April 30, 2014, 07:20:20 PM

"Mom, what did I say about writing on yourself?"
- My brother

"How about I take you? They won't miss you."
- My uncle to me

"You're not trying if you're not cheating."
-various relatives

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2014, 09:13:22 PM

"Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? Cause i just caught me a flying red hot!"
-Ned Flanders, on catching a falling Edna Krabapple

"running through spiky brush plants? here, have a soft envelope for your penis."
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 01, 2014, 08:31:39 PM

"I'm doing the writing. She was supposed to be doing the writing, but she didn't do shi-and she's right there. Hi!"
-A kid in my group in a class about and eventually to me

"Well, at least I got to babysit today."
-Me to a teacher

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 02, 2014, 11:52:39 AM

"You got the Pendant of Power! It makes you feel...well, powerful!"
- Item description (The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 02, 2014, 04:20:12 PM

"Hey, don't call it shit. That's not nice."
- Me to my dad

"Stupid sites, not giving me the information that I need."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 04, 2014, 06:00:58 PM

"What.....?! I did damage to......? *points to me* "
"That's okay, Molly's been a danger to the party anyway...."
*gets hurt, teary look*
"And civilians..."
*group laughs, I continue with hurt look*
*shoves head in sweatshirt*
"IIIII, BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN FEEL YOU THERE"
*group laughs*
"No no no, CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAALLLLL"
(At same time) "CRAAAAAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAAALLLL"
- Arty, Alex, Me, Alex, Me, Me, Arty, Me

"You plug the hole with a dead Minotaur."
- Alex

"Now, for those of you that we're covered in liquid Minotaur..."
- Alex

EDIT: "I'm just picturing you all, as this is going on, sitting back there sitting Indian-style, listening to her read..." ("Tell me a story...")
- Greg, on my character reading a book in the back of a hallway while a battle was going on (and was eventually joined by most of the party)

EDITEDIT: "You're checking the traps for traps!"
"TRAPCEPTION!!"
- Alex and Arty, on me checking the Portcullises for traps (since they themselves are, technically, traps)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 04, 2014, 08:33:20 PM

"Does this mean Bella's dad is secretly Mr. Coffee?"
- Me, on Bella coffeemaker (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/IMG0238A.jpg~original)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on May 05, 2014, 10:35:28 AM

(11:33:10 AM) ApricotCordial: Cadance OP, Celestia pls nerf

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2014, 12:09:12 PM

"Spooge rave"
-Me, Arty, Greg

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 05, 2014, 04:40:28 PM

"I just ate an apple."
My brother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 05, 2014, 09:34:06 PM

"I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for RoboCop"
- card combo I played in CAH

"If you reverse Cave Johnson's name, you have the perfect name for a sex toy
JOHNSON CAVE"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 06, 2014, 04:34:31 PM

"It looks like the baby of Minecraft and World of Warcraft."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 07, 2014, 04:07:19 PM

"Is GLaDOS a brotato?"
- Me, just now

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 07, 2014, 06:27:41 PM

"What the f-hell?"
-Me, to my dad

"No, brain, I don't need to create a Pokémon/OS-tan cross-Pokémon Millennium Version! That would be the perfect name for such a crossover!"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 07, 2014, 11:32:44 PM

"The only first-person shooter where you can break out your..."love gun" and shoot some rounds"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 10, 2014, 10:27:50 AM

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! We're talking about the Holocaust."
-My English Teacher

"It tastes like watered down water."
"You're dripping potatoes."
"It's getting deep in here, I'm glad I wore my boots."
"What if there's an invisible banana in your ear?"
"I got some lotion from the piano, you should try it -- it's terrible."
-Various Students at my school

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Balrith on May 10, 2014, 10:49:56 AM

>bakey
>Holocaust

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/306/2dd.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2014, 11:01:32 PM

"you find a man in his late 50's, balls deep in a 15-year old girl, balls deep in a goat."
-me

"no, actually, rubber cement would be the worst lubricant."
-nate

"This wasn't even gay sex."
"Yeah, this was just two guys running full speed at one another."
-Jack, Arty

"BRIIIIIAAAANNNN!!!"
"ANNNNNDREEEEWWW!!!"
*runs around flailing*
"....Who is this!?"
"I'm just making a sandwich."
"....SANDWIIICH!!!"
-Jack, Arty, both, Arty, Alex, Both

"Guys, i actually accidentally my vagina last night."
-Arty

"I accidentally my Hymen with a Horse."
-Arty

"UUHUhUHhhhuhuhUHUHhhHhhhhhhh....' Lucas says as he is now violently shaking the fry basket, scattering fries all over the floor."
-me, on a clerk at Wild Duck Burger

"Cause my character's riding a justice boner into the sunset."
-Alex

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 10, 2014, 11:09:26 PM

"...Vulba sounds like a Pokémon. Vulbasaur? : P"
- Me, on an amusing typo I made

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on May 10, 2014, 11:10:08 PM

"Indonesians really like you."
-Me, to my brother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 11, 2014, 10:36:48 PM

"C'mon, people, you can't show the player a really big bomb and not let them blow it up."
- Gabe Newell

"I was just looking at my robot butt"
- Bella [rough quote]

"You're all big toes to me"
- Guy in a commercial I saw yesterday

"Apparently, Minecraft doesn't want the D"
- Me

"My cup size is TEACUP"
- Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2014, 10:21:18 PM

"BEHOLD AS DUCE MENTALLY SHITS HIMSELF FOR LIKE, THE FOURTH TIME TODAY"
-Me, on one of my Characters (in this pic (http://ostan-collections.net/forum/index.php/topic,504.msg160835.html#msg160835))

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2014, 09:44:56 AM

"have you seen a limp dick it's like a sad sea creature"
- Someone on Tumblr

"Somebody should make a parody of the Viacom logo from the '80s, but instead of a metallic V, it's a metallic dick and the company name is changed to "Viagra""
- Me, during CAH

"White bots can't jump"
- Bella

"Plants can't science"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on May 26, 2014, 04:16:44 PM

"I choose to see it as a nice teeshirt with Jesus on it. And also the moon."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 26, 2014, 04:24:24 PM

@Bella: It's kinda scary that I think I know exactly what shirt Stew is talking about ^^;;

"Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"
- GLaDOS (Portal 2)

"Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. Holmes VS Moriarty. Aristotle VS Mashy-spike-plate!"
- Wheatley (Portal 2)

"The castle has been taken over by Bowser, and you have to use secret passages and disguises to sneak around and, at one point, stealthily bake a cake."
- TV Tropes, on Paper Mario

"My mind is full of psychic!"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2014, 12:41:31 PM

and it was the best cake we've ever eaten. secretly.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on June 10, 2014, 04:37:48 AM

"Fixed: Can now eat carrot"
-Bugfix voted the most important by public (polling group consisted of one human and two lagomorphs)

edit:

"We're never gonna give you uploading that's slow or loses video quality, and we're never gonna let you down by playing YouTube in poor video quality."
-Google statement on their YouTube service

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2014, 11:54:34 AM

oh god, google, that was beautiful. xD

"i found vague lookalikes to stew and bella on this missing persons' site"
"Interesting"
"like, because it's one after the other, and the similar clothing/whatnot, it almost looks like impersonators"
"-w-;;"
"neither of the people have been seen since the early 90's, though -w-;;"
"LOL"
"the stew lookalike is thought to have joined a cult .__."
"Praise Helix?"
"and the bella clone is assumed to have drowned
jeezus"
"- Me, right now
(http://i62.tinypic.com/24d0t9x.jpg) "
"- Me, right now
(http://i59.tinypic.com/x5upex.jpg) "

-Me, Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 11, 2014, 02:50:46 PM

" ...would the opposite of an Uninstall Wizard be an Install Alchemist?"
"I don't think so?"
- Me, Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on June 11, 2014, 04:15:38 PM

Stew: (5:11:40 PM) You're a Floridian at heart
Stew: (5:11:41 PM) Some day
Stew: (5:11:49 PM) It's just gonna explode out of you
Stew: (5:11:56 PM) In like a meth fueled gator fighting binge

Me: A floridian classmate of mine and I decided Florida is the Australia of the United States.
Stew: Snipin's a good job mate!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2014, 10:39:21 PM

and we will be there with the video camera to capture Bells' tina-fueled fall from grace.

EDIT:

"Now its time for **UPDATED** conversational spanish with grimlock

Las ardillas. Me persiguen. Quieren mis tuercas pero no pueden tenerlas.

no habla? the squirrels. they chase me. they want my nuts but they
can not have them.

El gato en mi pantalones, quiere mi burrito. Pero el no puede
tenerlo. No compartire con el.

Still no habla? the cat in my pants, he wants my burrito. But he can
not have it. I will not share with him.

Por que el perro que lame mis bolas? Debo de haber banado en mantequilla
de mani de nuevo ...

Really!?!? No habla?! You really need to work on your spanglish skills..
Why is the dog licking my balls? I must have bathed in peanut butter
again...

Cuando salgo de la peluqueria despues de tener mi espalda afeitado, me
doy cuenta de que seria mucho mas barato tener un rebano de cabras.

You really need to sign up for my formal spanish lessons. I can teach
many more useful phrases phrases! When I leave the barber after having
my back shaved, I realize it would be much cheaper to own a herd of goats.

Usted dice que el tomate, digo que me gusta la leche con chocolate y
panecillos. Has visto a mi cepillo de dientes?

My lesson rates are very reasonable! I can teach you to splanglish like
I do! You say tomato, I say I like chocolate milk and bagels. Have you
seen my toothbrush?

This has been conversational spanish with grimlock, time for
something more serious."

-Automated Message from CMS @ IRCRizon

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 15, 2014, 10:28:58 AM

"Kill your friends, get drunk as fuck, and walk into Mordor. Badass"
- Me, on a video of a guy failing epically at a Lord of the Rings text adventure

"From the inside, you see lots of outside"
- Real dialog from a Winnie the Pooh game being played by the same guy

"Fuck clock towers"
"That might be painful. All the gears and such"
- My sister, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2014, 03:04:12 PM

"Are you gonna commit suicide? On TV? For Calvin Klein? Cause that would be the only thing that would make me buy that fragrance. Ritual suicide in the name of Calvin Klein."
-Me, on Calvin Klein Eternity commercial

"Is it weird that I don't want to touch the hand massage thing now that they've had sex on it?"
- Me, in a dream, to friends/my mother, while exploring a museum/bath fixture store?, after watching 2 sea stars (large ones) get it on

"We're such a classy bunch..."
*everyone is cracking up, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying*
*bends down and crouches in corner of path around display*
"I'm going to sit here and think about the implications of what I just said."
-me, sane dream, on above quote

"Welp, horse masks as a meme have died"
"I'd say twerking was dead too, but idk if it's POSSIBLE for twerking to die"
-me, on a new Fiat commercial

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 24, 2014, 03:22:26 PM

"I have a BFG; I use it to microwave my Hot Pockets"
- Quote from a story I wrote several years back

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2014, 09:13:54 PM

">>14772222 >quads 1-800-GHOST-SEX confirmed. I remember someone on here talking about means of sexual contact with ghosts, actually."
-4chan, 5 days ago

EDIT: "You know what, fine! Can I search it for Pancakes?"
"You find no Pancakes."
"Is it Waffled?"
"It is not Waffled."
-Me and Alex, on my character's actions in the D&D game last week

EDIT EDIT: "Besides, it's not even full vampire dust, it's vampire...bitch dust."
*group cracks up*
"That needs to be the name of a new drug. Vampire bitch dust."
"Well, that COULD be the name of a new drug, once we find out what it does..."
-Steve, Me, Claire

"No, see, we're gonna wait until they've crystallized, then shoot them out of a cannon...into a field of little leaguers!"
-me, on an old, now frozen bag of mini marshmallows

"You could bake a cake!"
"Out of what, little leaguers?"
-my sister, me

"He's a Native American and I'm a Cowboy...I totally should have taken his scalp off."
"You're using a Native American's tomahawk to take off another Native American's scalp..."
-Claire and Jackie, on the characters decapitating the target in the game

"Kari, I want to just throw my shoes at you and steal your ice cream."
*mouths word* "Bitch!"
"No, you don't understand, i don't have any shoes out here so I'd have to go in the room, get shoes, come back out here and throw them."
*begins rubbing ice cream all over lips, mouthing out "babababababa" with angry look on face*
"Ju-Mai."
*looks up, ice cream all over face*
*licks off ice cream, begins to crack up*
"13---"
*Jackie begins cracking up, goes back to rubbing ice cream on face*
*points at self* "THIS IS MY INITIATIVE!!!"
*licks off ice cream while tearing up from laughing*
"13."
*looks back to jackie*
*begins rubbing ice cream on lips again like before, complete with angry face and word-mouthing*
"Yes. Ice cream lipstick."
-Jackie, me, Jackie, me, Alex, me (x9), Jackie (last line)

"New initiative time!"
"Do I even have to roll?"
"No-ho-ho-ho-ho, not in the slightest."
*under her breath* "THE DEAD DON'T ROLL."
-Alex, me, Alex, Claire

"Rolls initiative, only action is twitching violently!"
-me

"New initiative!"
"DO *I* HAVE TO ROLL!?"
*sigh*
"Haha, sorry."
"You still do not have to roll."
"Your initiative is gurgle."
-Alex, me, Alex, me, Alex, Alex

"Ju-Mai."
"GURGLE GURGLE!!"
-Alex and me, on my initiative this round

EDITEDITEDIT:

"Are you summoning Scooby Doo?"
-me, on the noise Steve made just now

"I mean, I like Pie....doesn't mean I'm praising Pie all the time..."
*group cracks up*
"Am I to assume that we've been drinking for awhile?"
"Yes."
"PRAISE PIE!!"
"PRAISE PIE."
-Alex (as NPC), Steve, Alex, Steve, Alex, on a discussion about Religion

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 30, 2014, 11:23:22 AM

"Special thanks to Sam Walton, founder of Wal-Mart. Your rapidly-spinning corpse is providing clean electricity to power all our stores"
- Me, making an addition to the employee handbook

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2014, 11:04:24 PM

"Is it weird how much he cries?"
"No way! When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him SUPER straight!"
-Carl, Lenny, The Simpsons

"FOCUS!! WE CAN'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!"
-QT, Space Dandy

"Are you two petting yourselves right now?"
-QT, Space Dandy

"You can't be admitted unless you're sick."
"Shows what you know! All these babes are givin' me the fever..."
"Don't be a perv."
-QT, Dandy, QT, Space Dandy

"I found myself a nurse, and her boobs are big'n'bouncy, they go boing, boing, boing, and I feel it in my naughty bits..."
-Dandy (singing), Space Dandy

"Dandy may have lost his taste for hot wings, but he wasn't about to give up the breasts."
-Narrator, Space Dandy

"They were able to lead fairly normal lives, despite the fact that they weren't alive."
-Narrator, Space Dandy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 05, 2014, 09:56:01 AM

"Where foam lizard toys are brought to life"
- random banner message on AT4W website

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on July 05, 2014, 10:14:00 AM

(http://puu.sh/9XSts/be08843251.png)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 05, 2014, 04:24:49 PM

"The boobies at Boobies go up and down, up and down, up and down...."
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"That's the power of Boobies, baby! Even just singin' about em' makes miracles happen!"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"And if i don't agree....?"
*pout*
"AHHH!! OH NOOO!!! THIS MAN ISN'T MY DAD AND HE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME GO WITH HIIIM!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!! THE BAD MAN'S TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!! IYAAAAHHHH~"
-Dandy, Adelie, Adelie, Space Dandy

EDIT: "Let's complete the condom look."
-me, to my mother, on her wearing a plastic bag on her head to avoid the rain (it looked like a condom)

"I had Tsutomu all along."
"Realizing this in a hospital bathroom~*"
-line from Gokinjo Monogatari, me

"Are you broken or do you just hate us!?"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

Google hard time bro team

"GUYS!! I'VE FINALLY REALIZED MY DREAM!! I'M THE SCOUT AND THE SPY *AT THE SAME TIME*!!!"
"You're the sky!"
"YEAHHHH~*"
"Or the spout."
".....I love both of those."
"You're all washed up."
"I know...."
-me, Steve, me, Steve, me, Steve, me

EDIT:

"All the Feels!"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"Oh precious, upside-down coconut pie, what's wrong?"
-Dandy, to the Dog, Space Dandy

"You know, a long time ago, people would say, 'A good ass should be felt, and not seen.' And it's true."
"You're the only one who says that."
-Dandy, QT, Space Dandy

"I never realized you knew how to make a rocket!"
"Well, that's because technically, I don't."
"Well then why not build a regular coffin!? What's the point!!?"
-QT, Dandy, QT, Space Dandy

"SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH! RAAAH!"
-QT, Space Dandy

"OH GIVE ME A BREAK, THAT MAN *SERIOUSLY* KNOWS HOW TO CREATE A BLACK HOLE!?"
-Dr. Gel, Space Dandy

"Hey, you wanna shoot me in the face and see if I wake up tomorrow?"
"Only if I shoot me first."
-QT, Dandy, Space Dandy

"WE WORKED REALLY HARD FOR THIS ONE!!"
"SO, SO HARD!!"
"Unfortunately, I have no memory of how we captured it!"
"Yeah, that part IS kinda fuzzy..."
-Qt, Meow, Qt, Meow, Space Dandy

"Hands off! This data is yummy! It has such a delicate yet bold flavour! It's so GOOD! And it's so easily digitized that my operating system is in overdrive! I've never downloaded such organized and tasty data!"
"Hey, QT, you sure you're not being hacked?"
*angrily grunts*
"PATHETIC LIVING BEING!"
*tackles*
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW!? YOU MEAT PUPPETS COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF THIS EXPERIENCE!!"
-QT, Meow, QT x4, Space Dandy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 08, 2014, 11:34:59 AM

"The customer can suck it"
- A coworker from Pizza Hut

"I'm going to cram you inside a tiny ball!"
- Linkara (AT4W - Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters #1)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2014, 03:39:45 PM

"I still have to upload pictures of this to my blog! Ooo, maybe it'll become a meme!"
-QT, Space Dandy

"That's the LAST time I ever teach a robot to fish."
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"Could you two PLEASE not look at porn sites on my cell phone? I don't even wanna TOUCH it now!"
"I don't look at porn..."
"Maybe YOU were looking at it."
"That makes no sense. I don't even HAVE those ports!"
-QT, Dandy, Meow, QT, Space Dandy

"YA HEAR THAT!? IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE!!"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 14, 2014, 12:02:04 AM

"I voided all common sense and walked on lava : D"
- Me

"So, plants make you a dominatrix?"
- Linkara

"My phone knows the word 'yuri'
This is the phone for me"
- Me, on my new phone

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on July 16, 2014, 01:50:29 PM

"Morraaw"
*looks at me oddly*
"I'm not Patches."
- me, one of my cats, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 17, 2014, 10:13:38 AM

Do I look like a sexy candy striper?
-Kansas

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 17, 2014, 08:31:09 PM

"The cup was doing crack"
- Me

"BASTARD SWORD: Nice guys can use it, too"
- item description from Disgaea 2

"If you don't like it, don't read it"
"Ok" *tosses comic aside, walks away*
- writer's notes in a comic, Linkara

"I always wondered what it'd look like if a warthog fucked a Goomba."
- Phelous

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on July 25, 2014, 03:13:10 PM

"any estimated time it will be up?"
"not today? xD"
"figured that much"
"that's the best I can give."
"that's the most accurate estimated time I can give"
- friend, me, friend, me (x2)

"I would have preferred him laying here!"
"Clearly he doesn't."
-brother, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2014, 06:09:26 PM

"ME!! SECRET JEW SANTA!!"
-Sheryl aka Carol aka Cristal, Archer

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 30, 2014, 01:10:00 AM

"Sniping is like a form of long-range surgery...except you intend to injure or kill the patient -w-;;"
- Me, to Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 30, 2014, 04:27:26 PM

"What's the special occasion, Billy? They lower the age of consent?"
-Elliot Stabler, to Pedo hosting Kid's Party, SVU

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 02, 2014, 06:15:38 PM

"This looks professional.
*laugh*
"Wait, that's not the weirdest definition of professional I've seen."
-brother, me (x2)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 04, 2014, 12:51:10 PM

"I've seen stuff that will turn you white; like Mr. Computer"
- Hidden message on the banner for the Atop The Fourth Wall site

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 04, 2014, 01:20:34 PM

"i don't understand americans"
"neither do I"
"I'm from the us"
"I don't understand my own people sometimes"
-friend, me (x3)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 04, 2014, 03:05:25 PM

^if i could like that comment i would.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 04, 2014, 05:43:07 PM

"Leave me to my Japanese lesbian soap operas."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 04, 2014, 05:46:59 PM

@Kari: Thanks ^^

"Windows 95 crashed the stock market and the Sony Playstation is not a good candidate for president."
-some video on Youtube

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 04, 2014, 06:43:57 PM

"...it just turns, and M&M's come out of the vagina"
- Stewart Ashen, on a sketchy M&Ms dispenser

"...I want to insert a Tootsie Roll into the hole"
- Me, on the above

"Now I know, and something is half the whatever!
GI PHELOUS~"
- Me

"He put caulk in his cock. I can see his logic behind that. "
- Someone on Reddit, via that article Sleepy posted

"It's like toy story on cocaine and it is great"
- Someone on Tumblr, about The Lego Movie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on August 07, 2014, 09:00:38 AM

"Socks are basically just foot-gloves."
-Bells

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 07, 2014, 11:40:08 AM

@Stew: "foot gloves" is probably the greatest name for socks ever xD

"I want a ghost-killing car"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 08, 2014, 11:01:44 AM

love it.

"Yeah i'll jizz again next time i mean come again next time"
-Me, last night, on going to more Rezzes

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 08, 2014, 09:22:52 PM

"They didn't want to kill her, just teach her cabinet making!"
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 10, 2014, 12:01:46 PM

"I have tonics for ailments of all kinds! EVEN THE HUMAN KIND."
-Dr. Maris R. Vinter, my new Outlands character

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 11, 2014, 01:00:52 AM

"...I totally just compared female reproductive organs to PlayStation 2 game packaging"
- Me, to Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 11, 2014, 06:56:20 PM

"wait I'm not supposed to have headcanons about that pairing wtf
-me to my friend

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: sks963 on August 11, 2014, 09:48:29 PM

I have totally know what is culture differences by reading this thread ???

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 11, 2014, 10:23:55 PM

WELCOME TO THE WESTERN WORLD~*

feel free to mock us

EDIT: "they were so expectant and excited and then i just crushed their dreams and it was so beautiful"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 13, 2014, 09:06:25 PM

"Now I know, and knowing is half the Kama Sutra
GI PORNO~"
- Me

"Can I help you take your mind off of it by showing you my boobs?"
- Me, to Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 14, 2014, 05:41:38 PM

"Clearly the servers there run Windows 95."
-something I want to say to my friend but she wouldn't get the joke

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 14, 2014, 07:00:28 PM

"My boobs are in the mail"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 16, 2014, 07:32:44 AM

"KISS THE MELON" - my sister's BF, the start of what would devolve into a crazy in-joke of a meme

My family is officially nuts.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 16, 2014, 08:51:50 AM

"Three words: ass-biting sharks"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 16, 2014, 10:26:49 AM

"Gotta go check the boobs – wait, they're fish."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 16, 2014, 11:21:09 PM

"TASTES LIKE ALIENS : D"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on August 17, 2014, 12:36:58 AM

"barack obama of toronto my ass"
-something I was repeatedly told my friend

"[System][SERIKANDI] needs help reeling in a wild fish. Click here to help."
-game that my brother plays.

EDIT:
"The Untouchables™"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 19, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

"If Meat Loaf is correct in saying "life is a lemon", does that mean Cave Johnson wants to burn life's house down with the flaming corpses of its own children?"
- Me

"...thunder doesn't go "choo-choo""
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 20, 2014, 09:14:38 PM

"MY SON'S A SLUT!!"
-Stan Smith

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 23, 2014, 11:23:48 PM

"POWER RAGERS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
- Me

edit:

Quote from: Bella on August 27, 2014, 08:20:21 PM
I've never gotten that logo ........ is that deer illuminated by the light of Christ to go forth and get people hammered?

edit2:
"...I have definitely underestimated the perks of dating a psychopath"
- Nostalgia Critic

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 08, 2014, 01:12:37 PM

"DECORATE YOUR LOVE MACHINE"
- packaging to Hatsune Miku phone case

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2014, 01:19:15 PM

i literally double-facepalmed in sheer reaction to that
pure instinct
what the fucking fuck

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on September 08, 2014, 02:51:36 PM

Well, to be fair, I find that my phone is the only place I can look at porn when my dad's awake.

"Physics does not work that way!"
-me to my brother, repeatedly

update:

"if jesus ever wants to boink you"
-me to my friend

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 11, 2014, 11:40:33 PM

"Only on my show can a G-rated movie still be a porn!"
- The Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on September 12, 2014, 07:49:32 PM

"james from team rocket wants to be your friend :O"
"yes"
"YES"
"FUCK YES"
-my friend, me (x3)

"What the hell are you doing with that thing? There is a ban on Apple products in this house!"
-Mika "NT-tan" Madobe, enforcing a ~~stupid~~ rule for everyone's safety

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 14, 2014, 11:20:47 AM

LOL -w-;

"You eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet"
- Weird Al

"It sounds like Skrillix got into a fight with a Sound Blaster 16 and lost"
- Me

"That sound you heard was your inner child being punched in the face."
- Everything is Terrible, on The Neverending Story III

"...Wario sucks with his dong"
- Joel, on a bootleg NES game

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2014, 05:08:10 PM

"Love is Friendship Set on Fire"
-tumblr blog's headline

EDIT: "i'd do anything for coke, but i won't do that."
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 17, 2014, 12:49:33 PM

"One is a cancer patient...the other is a radioactive lizard. Will they find love?"
"HE GAVE HER CANCER.....SHE GAVE HIM LOVE"
- Me, Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 19, 2014, 12:05:04 AM

"so i found a missing guy whose name is literally Hillario"
"..........
Just... just wut'."
"i know.
i feel bad laughing at it, since he's missing and all, but well
it's Hillario
(YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)"

-Me, Arty, Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 19, 2014, 12:24:08 PM

"I just had sex with this wine"
- Mike J (ThatGuyWithTheGlasses)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on September 19, 2014, 02:00:20 PM

"Vietguam."
-freshmen on my bus

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 20, 2014, 04:39:46 PM

"...it felt good having me inside myself"
- Me

"If selfcest is wrong I don't wanna be right..."
- Someone who shall remain nameless ^^;

edit:
"Is the penis getting longer?"
- Dubz (DeliciousCinnamon)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on September 24, 2014, 07:44:47 AM

"Respect your elders!"
- the girl who sits behind me in anatomy to the teacher

"She looks like a serial killer disguised as an old lady!"
- my anatomy teacher

"Where is the boob?"
- Tsuruko "2k-tan" Madobe, surprise.jpg, Zettai Windows. (only hint is that titles of short stories of Zettai Windows are 8.3 characters or less)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 24, 2014, 09:26:22 AM

"The next time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself, you can reply that you're already there"
- Pit

"Have a dream about having coffee? You clearly want to have sex in space"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 24, 2014, 06:57:53 PM

"Meat Bicycle"
- Alex, as Demon, describing a physical body

"I kind of had the upper hand, and the badger and the horse did most of the fighting."
- Stolas

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on September 25, 2014, 08:23:21 AM

"Yes, I am a Japanese prostitute."
- a girl in my creative writing class, sarcastically

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on September 26, 2014, 02:36:07 PM

"Pardon my French, but ... this bitch is really starting to piss me off!"
—One of my group-mates, to our math professor, on Siri, who wouldn't stop talking during class.

ETA:
"Ohhh, I'm just a little lamb in the fog, ohhhh, any kind of mild weather condition disorients me!"
—StewartSage on me

"My backpack is just full of other bags."
—Me on my backpack

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 26, 2014, 10:06:47 PM

"...you know, I have to wonder if we could actually get him in a dress. Probably not, but... >w>;"
"I wish -.-;;"
- Me, Bella

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on September 28, 2014, 10:23:35 PM

I feel like we're 100% less stoned then most people having a discussion about Hawkwind and Kraftwerk at midnight usually are.
-Me and my bro

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on September 29, 2014, 07:48:00 PM

"I wouldn't suggest you kick him out of the chair. He growled at me when I tried to kick him out earlier."
*growls*
"Just like that!"
-me to my brother, my cat, my mom

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 29, 2014, 07:55:20 PM

"Someone took 'shop till you drop' to a new level"
"...or Walmart overworked another employee"
"...or someone got really bad food poisoning from McDonald's"
- Bro-in-law, sis, me

"He wants you to hold his taco"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on October 01, 2014, 02:34:58 PM

"That's a dictionary, not a Yellow Pages!"
-kid I was working with in English

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2014, 04:07:38 PM

"Also, I'm dual-wielding pickles and I feel dirty."
- me

"Oh, is that where your dick is?"
- me

"___'s 87, and i was like, 'that's great! gives me hope for 9 years from now..."
"yeah."
"and ____'s 89, and murphy's 90!"
*laughs*
"but you wouldn't know it lookin' at em! Murphy's over there, havin' a beer at 11 in the morning...."
*me and grampy crack up*
- Marty, Grampy, Marty, Grampy, Marty

"Now the doctor said, 'you gotta stay overnight', and Doris said 'No', and the doctor said 'why not?' and Doris said, 'well, for one thing, I don't like you!'"
-My Grandpa, on my Grandma's friend Doris in the hospital

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 06, 2014, 09:18:52 PM

"This website was supposed to be taken off the rack 5 months ago"
- random site logo tooltip on AT4W homepage

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on October 06, 2014, 09:25:33 PM

"you fangirled over your stepfather"
-me to my friend

Edit: "Don't judge a jellybean by its color!"

"The black ones taste like Ebola, while the white ones taste like John McCain."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 08, 2014, 10:04:25 AM

"Fighting Polygonal Wireframe Alloy Mii Team"
- Me, on Smash Bros.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 08, 2014, 06:37:41 PM

"Did you get Venereal Disease in your Head?"
-Soldier, to Sgt. Kudokawa City of Life and Death

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 08, 2014, 11:57:04 PM

"Why can't I call a witch a 'witch'? That's what they are! YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME CRAZY!"
- Halloweenie

"Adventure Time is like Fallout: New Vegas in Technicolor"
- Me, to a friend of mine

"Link is too big? I think Zelda would be happy with that"
- random GameFAQs user

"It's like a walking ad for condoms"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 10, 2014, 09:38:03 PM

"and we can all be kitty rangers : D"
-me

"IN EACH TOWN THERE IS A WISE MAN. LEARN FROM HIM" - random lady (Zelda II: The Adventure of Link)"
-Pent

"but then i could just set it on fire

and burn it in effigy"
-Me

"I'm so sorry....i almost got us killed!"
"I'm used to it."
-Pearl, Steven, Steven Universe

"Now remember, Steven, if you run into any trouble out there, you can always bail. There's never any shame in bailing."
"Fatherly advice! Got it!"
-Greg, Steven, Steven Universe

"Sure, why not! How hurt could we get?"
-Greg Universe, Steven Universe

"Karate chop your child in the neck....parenting. -w-"
-Me

"Now, as part of school tradition, we will present each first year girl with her VERY...OWN....KITTEN."
-Miss Cackle, The Worst Witch

"We will ALL get our chance to meet the Grand Wizard I must sit down for a moment"
-Miss Hardbroom, admiring a picture of the Grand Wizard (Tim Curry), The Worst Witch

"Daddy, she looks like a MERMAID!!"
-Small child, in reference to Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 11, 2014, 06:59:24 PM

"DEMON PANTS"
- Me, on an amusing typo

"Dude milk sounds like a term from really bad erotica. I love it."
- someone on Tumblr

"Penischu is the final boss."
- someone on GameFAQs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on October 18, 2014, 02:15:21 AM

"Kaede Haruka, bitches."
- me not sleeping, out loud

"...did I say that out loud?"
- me realizing that I really should sleep

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 18, 2014, 03:44:43 PM

"Playing as Donkey Kong makes my dong expand"
"You should get that looked at"
- Me, Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 18, 2014, 03:50:57 PM

"There's a blue-haired girl on my bed, working on my computer.....this is the sexiest thing i've ever seen."
-Steve, on Me, a few weeks ago

"I hear what you're saying, it would be incredibly dangerous, a fool's errand, this chair is disgusting."
-Pearl

"CHRISTMAS IS EARLY BITCHES"
-me

" *busts through wall* CHRIIIISTMAAAAS JEEENNNKIIIINS"
-me

"Dude Milk sounds like a yaoi."
- Random Tumblr User

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 19, 2014, 09:45:47 PM

"[...] one of the side effects of exposure to magical rollercoasters is death"
- Me

"Boobs don't do that. Those are scary pointy missile things."
- someone on Tumblr

"I don't like safety pins"
"So, you prefer dangerous pins?"
- A coworker, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 23, 2014, 07:28:00 PM

"It's not really a movie to suck cock to."
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on October 23, 2014, 08:24:31 PM

Would it be weird to ask which movie?

"[Thank You Compiler] will be the name of your band's first album."

"Why do you think I'm eating baby swiss? It's because I can't stop thinking of how big a baby you are."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 24, 2014, 06:00:41 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memories_of_Matsuko

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 24, 2014, 11:13:47 PM

"It's Halloweenie's cherished little brother; little brother...weenie"
- Halloweenie

"FIND SOMETHING OFFENSIVE IN EVERYTHING!"
- Halloweenie, on SJWs

"How did Metroid lose his hand?"
"Vicious fight with a undead lawnmower"
- random GameFAQs users

"I recommend Black Cock...I can't imagine that being taken out of context"
- Brad Jones

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on October 26, 2014, 08:23:17 PM

Ted: My dog's real good at checkers, but I can beat'er three outta five!
*visitors laugh*
Me: You're laughin', but none of the rest of us can beat'er once!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 27, 2014, 06:18:43 PM

"Hey; do you have change for an 8-year-old?"
- Tom Servo (MST3K)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 31, 2014, 10:08:10 PM

"Witches, murderers, and marital sex aside, sleeping together has long been a bonding experience. "
-News Article

"...

Oh for the love of fuck."
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 01, 2014, 11:16:53 PM

"If we carried lumber, would we have to log it as well?"
- Me, to a coworker

"...what if one referred to 'other TGWTG reviewer does a review impersonating Brad Jones' as 'Snobsplitation'?"
"...
GENIUS"
- Me, Stew

"...since I lack the special parts to make robot friends </mst3K>"
- Me, to Bella

"Sell bootleg crystal sheep statues. BREAKING BAA"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 03, 2014, 02:55:15 PM

"Let me know when to smack it."
-me to my brother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 04, 2014, 09:50:44 PM

"...it'd be like encountering Freddy Kruger, only to find that he can be easily defeated by the power of Hostess Fruit Pies"
- Me, circa 2011

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 06, 2014, 10:18:48 AM

"Staplers are for sissies!"
-my history teacher

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on November 07, 2014, 09:13:59 AM

"Hostess Fruit Pies!"
-Freddy Kreuger, 2014

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 07, 2014, 11:02:38 PM

"Cave Johnson got ahold of Megaman and outfitted him to shoot lemons and burn life's house down."
- someone on GameFAQs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 07, 2014, 11:54:55 PM

"of course he looks familiar"
"he's your fucking brother"
-me, my friend

Edit:

"lets promise to never name our non-existent children after ponies"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 11, 2014, 10:49:06 PM

^good plan

"IT BURNS WHEN I PIKACHU"
- actual (out-of-context) quote from X-Play"
-Pent

"My tits were cold, so i turned on the electric blanket to warm me up."
"A shame i'm not around to help."
"Ergo, you're remotely groping me to warm me up.
You ARE helping!
Just.....ghost helping."
-Me, Steve, Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 11, 2014, 11:36:44 PM

"CREEPER MOOB"
"*is picturing Termina being destoryed by man-boobs*"
- Kari, Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2014, 02:07:23 PM

WHOO
also happy 100th page :3
keep the awkward coming, people

"This is what happens when you let your boner lead you through life."
-Me, on This Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEmRoYV8vMs)

"You can totally Spartan Kick a ittle kid."
-Claire

"They're kinda GHOST ghosts!"
-Claire

"So they're like, DOUBLE heresy."
-Claire

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 12, 2014, 04:24:33 PM

Ghost Ghosts? #2spooky4me

"Just remembered Florida
It exists"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2014, 04:39:19 PM

to explain, last session in D&D we were starting a cave crawl after ducking in to get out of a sandstorm. we appear to have stumbled over some eldritch fucking horror caves because there are shadows (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141021185533/finalfantasy/images/c/c4/Black-Cape-Nibelheim-FFVII.png) stuck in several of the rooms, that appear to be less than ghosts (basically, ghosts of ghosts, hence the ghost ghost comment). they're souls who have been erased from the reincarnation cycle and are sort of stuck there. bonus spoopy since if you touch one and you're alive you turn into one too.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 13, 2014, 04:05:31 PM

Interesting :3

"I'm playing on the ps4 bra"
- Someone on Gamespot

"Roni? Like, Rice-A-Roni?
2k experiences the San Francisco Treat?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 15, 2014, 11:41:11 PM

"420 freeze it"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: svx on November 17, 2014, 01:41:47 AM

Me: I woke up to two hundred texts this morning--
Friend: And they were all about cat facts?

Context: TRYING TO EXPLAIN that "the only one I replied to was 'bout dat bread" to my not-as-gangsta-as-me friends during a party ;<

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 17, 2014, 07:20:08 AM

"You need enough iron in your body! Na+!"
-an acquaintance of mine

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 20, 2014, 09:46:15 AM

"Honestly, she was the kind that would throw a fit if I gave her a gold brick; as she'd want two in the shape of a bagel or something"
- Me, on someone I dealt with yesterday

"Luigi saves the Mushroom Kingdom through the power of shaking his groove thing."
- Someone on YouTube

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on November 22, 2014, 08:19:14 PM

"Some sort of fancy lesbian horse competition. I don't know, you figure out the details."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 22, 2014, 10:13:27 PM

@Bella: *is reminded of the Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories I saw on Tumblr ages ago*

"Is apples the anti-PCP?"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"ONLY THE SLIMJIM CAN MOVE A CAR"
- random NPC (A really weird hack of Zelda II)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 23, 2014, 11:31:47 AM

all by me

"we don't get to see the shiny red scooter"

"they're doing the fick fuck"

"me confirmed socialist"

"not the babies!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 23, 2014, 11:00:27 PM

"Did you just Pheonix Wright me!?"
-Alex, to Steve

"it's the "crown of magic"
-me

"You know it's bad when you're running negative RAM."
-Claire

"How are you running NEGATIVE RAM!?!?"
-Alex, to Claire

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 24, 2014, 10:50:08 PM

"Toilet is aggressive"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 25, 2014, 01:08:59 AM

"if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call today for your free supply of Extense!"
-what i heard on tv just now

"oh, your erections are only lasting 4 hours? HOW ABOUT 4 DAYS!?"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on November 29, 2014, 11:46:21 AM

"they'd stare if i were yelling at my hands"
-me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 29, 2014, 09:43:17 PM

"I like this one; Spider-Man points at your dick while you're playing"
- JonTron

"Catch me live and wonder why the hell you're watching a Swedish man play The Sims and make the Mario brothers give birth to a satanic demon-child in a unholy conjoining of video game flesh. Yeah, that happened."
- Joel (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 01, 2014, 04:02:45 PM

"What, kitty, what do you want!?"
'The Collapse of Human Society?"
-My Cousin, Me (thinking)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 02, 2014, 10:18:55 PM

"It sounds like someone farting in a bathtub"
- Joel

"That brings new meaning to 'it burns when I pee'"
- Me, to one of my coworkers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on December 03, 2014, 07:53:57 AM

"This prompt makes me think of one thing: Windows 95 and Windows NT having sex on a motorcycle."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 03, 2014, 11:05:22 AM

@Duko: Suddenly, this quote is relevant again
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/LOLLittleKuriboh.png~original)

"will be on the computer in a sex"
"...giggidy"
- Kari, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on December 03, 2014, 11:10:16 AM

"/shit"
-a common typo by both me and my friend

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 04, 2014, 06:38:25 PM

"Maybe one day we'll be able to sex the dinosaurs"
- Joel

"The cat is planning something"
- message printed on the inside of the cap of a bottle of Jones Green Apple

"EDITED FROM HIGH QUALITY WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES"
- Me, on something Kari found

"Nothing says we're a group of brave heroes quite like running away from an army of space chickens"
- Me, to my group during a quest in Phantasy Star Online

"It's like David Lynch made a Christmas movie"
- Brad Jones

"This movie's the Ludovico treatment for Scrooge"
- Brad Jones

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 08, 2014, 10:11:20 AM

"Don't worry, the tree isn't pregnant."
-Me, Arty, Steve several times over the course of yesterday

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on December 11, 2014, 10:28:38 PM

"It's like riding a fucking walrus."
-Beth on the empty package car

Mr. Milliker: And then like magic, the image appears!
Mrs. Milliker: Except the magic's cyanide.
-Developing tintype photographs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 11, 2014, 11:08:03 PM

"Having sex is like being in the trippy part of a Kubrick film"
- Me

"I'm full of Christmas semen, I don't know what that is but it's hot"
- Nostalgia Critic

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 12, 2014, 01:10:30 AM

"Name something you'd use if you ran out of deodorant."
"I'd use my mom's deodorant if i were out!"
*exasperated look*
"I-I mean my dad's deodorant."
"Now kid, you're in school...."
"It smells like flowers...."
-Steve Harvey, Dawson Sturino, Family Feud

"Name something that can be soft or hard."
*Stares at microphone*
*Awkward silence*
*Taps microphone*
*Goes to speak, but stops short*
"Speak into the microphone."
*audience laughs as he looks slightly flustered*
"A WIENER?"
-Steve, Dawson, Dawson, Steve, Dawson, Steve, Dawson, Dawson (Family Feud)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 12, 2014, 01:00:39 PM

"I am deepthroating an IKEA table!"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 13, 2014, 12:50:52 AM

"Working for UPS makes me really want to bare knuckle fight a dog."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 14, 2014, 08:44:24 AM

"Whenever you see a tree, think of a cross"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 14, 2014, 03:34:43 PM

"I'll blow YOU!"
-Alex

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 14, 2014, 07:02:54 PM

"Don't let the Satan-bugs bite"
- Joel

"Everything ever is a fetish"
- Joel

"We need to introduce 'dude sauce' to our menu"
- Me, to a coworker

"If there's one thing Shrek doesn't need at Christmas, it's flashing testicles"
- Stuart Ashen

"FISH TACO"
- Me, on a combined Taco Bell \ Long John Silver's restaurant

"Where the hell is Hell?"
- in-game message in a game that Vinny is playing

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on December 22, 2014, 01:13:23 PM

"god knows we need more slash in kid's shows"
-me

"Have fun with your godblood!"
-me to my brother

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 23, 2014, 01:06:22 AM

"All his suicide attempts have failed. Maybe homicide is the answer!"
-Nate

"Homocide"
-Me, in Typo

"It's a mystic fucking nightlight."
-Me

"Are you the original? You'll never know..."
"I'm not..."
"This is the tale of the infinite Mollys..."
"Yeah, it's a swarm of Mollys...and you know what gets rid of a swarm of Mollys?"
*Pause*
"Mollytovs."
-Alex, Me, Alex, Steve, Group, Steve

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 24, 2014, 12:44:03 AM

"...or they really do like to...ping their server to books on hacking ^^;;"
- Me, to Bella

"They probably should have spent more time figurine out how to defeat their enemies instead of making ancient ninja electric guitars"
-Linkara (History of Power Rangers)

"Every jump is a new hell"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"I'm so awesome that the universe has to turn to shit to cope with it"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"STOP BEING ASSHOLES! I KNOW I CAN TEACH YOU WITH MY BULLETS!"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)

"...and thus, Ross Scott can rest easy; knowing that even though it took him 7 years to finish Freeman's Mind, he still finished it before Half-Life 3 came out"
- Me

"That's just not right"
"No shit, Sherlock"
- Fuuka, Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2015, 12:27:07 PM

"Love is having a face full of boob and all you care about is that you can hear her heartbeat."
-Steve

"You take off her bra just so you can rub her back...."
-Steve, on another boob-related quote he came up with

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 06, 2015, 03:54:24 PM

"We tried coffee. It tasted like coffee"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 12, 2015, 03:23:16 AM

"Like I was sayin ' to (Bella), 'Either that's Kari or there's a drug deal goin' down...either way, let's check it out!'"
-Stew, on seeing my car

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 12, 2015, 08:14:13 AM

"the warm winds of summer blow out of her"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Gui55 on January 12, 2015, 05:13:54 PM

"When a door is slammed shut, two windows shatter on the same wall."
- A quote for Mother Nature I thought of last night ;D

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2015, 01:41:00 AM

"She's Always Trying to Turn Me Canadian, But I Love Her Anyways."
-Steve's Skype Status About Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 15, 2015, 12:05:54 PM

"It's rare that you leave a gay porn, and the phallic object you want in your mouth literally is a hot dog"
- The Cinema Snob

"positive Tiefling Bard from a local street gang who is downright racist towards living skeletons"
- from a D&D character generator

"Lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named Frank with a trash can"
- someone on Tumblr

"Doesn't Raptor Jesus digivolve into Godzilla?"
"dunno. RJ could also be GZ's mega evolution."
- Me, Kari

"nothing like a commercial admitting why people REALLY go to support groups
free coffee and donuts"
- Kari

"You know what's bullshit? Cow manure"
- Me

"I gotta hang up. We're looking for Lesbians in a Shed."
-Commercial, Just Now (via Kari)

"This sandwich makes me want to throw a bear into space"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2015, 01:42:52 PM

"I AM THE FUCKING SKY DEMON!!!!"
-Molly, right after killing 11 people at once by just saying the word

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 20, 2015, 10:03:57 PM

"You actually go faster by holding your penis"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"Fat Boobies and the Desktop Stripper
...which putting those together sounds like a really bad erotic novel"
- Me

"It's like watching MTV, but slightly more underwhelming."
- Someone on YouTube

"INSIDE IS VERY DANGER - DO NOT OPEN OR WE ALL DEATH"
- Sign (Le Fantabulous Game)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2015, 01:54:44 AM

"I thought that said Butt Slut."
-Arty, on a piece of artwork in the student gallery at Massart (it actually said "Be Soft")

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 26, 2015, 10:57:10 PM

"we named our beer league baseball team one season 'off in the shower' so at least when the other team won, they still beat off in the shower. win / win situation"
- someone on GameFAQs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2015, 01:10:35 PM

"TAP IT. YOU TAP THAT ASS THIS INSTANT."
-Ace Dick, Problem Sleuth (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000026.html)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 28, 2015, 12:21:15 PM

"Kick ghosts into ectoplasm bukkake"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on January 28, 2015, 01:38:10 PM

"Stop squeaking that ~~goddamn~~ damn duck!"
-a recent irl friend

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 29, 2015, 12:48:08 AM

"I'm watching Vinny tingle his Tingle ATM"
- Stew

"I suppose, out of context, running up to the Godzilla-sized space demon with just a sword is kinda stupid -w-;"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2015, 11:20:38 PM

"Great, now i'm thinking of some sort of Google Penis Tattoo."
-Me, to Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 01, 2015, 09:54:45 AM

"Is this where Dracula twerks?"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2015, 10:42:24 AM

"YOUR. MOTHER. GOAT. PROSTITUTE."
"...Yeah, that'd actually be a pretty common phrase."
-Me, Alex

"Beers and Beards."
"Can we play a dwarves-only campaign called Beers and Beards?"
*group cracks up
*Alex starts and stops severs times
".......Actually, that would fit a good Goslia setting."
-Me, Steve, Alex

"He pooched a dooder"
-Arty

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 03, 2015, 03:40:42 PM

"I HAVE THE BAZONKER"
- Joel, impersonating a classmate of his

"Cookies make love, like everything does"
- Agent Smith (The Matrix Revolutions) (via Nostalgia Critic)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2015, 09:39:10 PM

"'Insert my Head.' Three words i never thought i'd use together..."
-Me, in Thoughts

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 05, 2015, 11:02:41 PM

"It's like elevator music for vampires"
- Joel

"THE TREES ARE COMING TO KILL ME!"
- PeanutButterGamer

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2015, 11:38:40 AM

"And I punch the priest in the back of the head."
-Nate

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 10, 2015, 12:03:08 PM

(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/98ef40ff-493e-41bf-bb1d-75ce20beb2dd.png)
- My sister, me

"The needs of the many outweigh the duck"
- Linkara

"Exploding Pancakes would make a good name for a band"
- Me

"This is great; I have a sex tape that I didn't shoot, but I might have in another dimension"
-Spoony (The Spoony Experiment)

"[...]there's a good chance that any dude is going to end up fucking a fold of 100% cotton instead of the human being he's in bed with"
- an article on Dorkly

"The best part of waking up is acid in your cup!"
- Vinny, in the description for one of his streams (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 26, 2015, 05:04:20 PM

"Also kinda wish I had grabbed my boobs on my way out"
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on February 27, 2015, 11:15:10 AM

"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 27, 2015, 09:57:29 PM

"I Rickroll'd myself tonight"
- Me

"Duuuuuuuuuuude, I smoked a dandelion and I am high as fuck now"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2015, 04:02:11 PM

(http://i57.tinypic.com/168ie6r.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 02, 2015, 04:42:48 PM

"Spooky burgers!"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2015, 07:03:15 PM

Staz, Badly Shot: "I know this is a bad time...but you've got a nice ass..."
-Blood Lad

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 05, 2015, 04:18:58 PM

"Why don't people want a Frozen world [in Kingdom Hearts III]?"
"Because some people just wish others would let it go"
- topic on GameFAQs, my reply

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2015, 07:00:18 PM

"Speed Hump"
-Street Sign

"FAP Approved"
-Sign at the Welfare Office

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 06, 2015, 02:04:48 PM

"Bird Jesus raptured us"
- Dubz (DeliciousCinnamon)

"This whole video feels like the PG edit of some weird 80's AT&T-themed porn film."
- Description of an AT&T promo video

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Goujer on March 07, 2015, 12:55:39 AM

"The only way you can become ripped is..if you fap for a year straight"
-My Roommate

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 07, 2015, 10:40:03 PM

"Disney World: Where Your Parents Have Sex"
- quote from episode of Some Jerk With A Camera

"Mickey Mouse ice cream bars give you the power to fly"
- " "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on March 08, 2015, 12:51:18 AM

"i just wanted to say that a species of bird looks like benedict cumberbatch"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 08, 2015, 06:25:35 PM

"It's even more together and even more breakfast!"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

"Disney Wilderness Lodge: The place where you friendzone nature~"
- quote from ep of Some Jerk With A Camera

"Magic: Because fuck you!"
- " "

"How do you move in this stuff?"
"Pretend you're a rich duck"
- Amethyst, Steven (Steven Universe)

"Hey Pearl; come to check out some buff studs?"
"...No" *walks away*
- Greg, Pearl (Steven Universe)

"synthesizer-generated cowbells"
- quote from an article on Hulk Hogan's rock album (http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/hogan/)

"I drank a potion made out of mushrooms and antelope blood, and now I can fly"
- Me

"It's a trap! An adorable trap!"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

"We now return to...whatever"
- Moltar (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast)

"I like to think of myself as a male GI Joe"
- Space Ghost (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast)

"We'll be right back, after out sponsors shove some more stuff in front of you!"
- " "

"I'm a...large man now"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on March 16, 2015, 01:50:11 PM

Me: I can only assume that was your intention.
Bells: To be formless, like the void.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 16, 2015, 09:08:09 PM

Quote from: PentiumMMX on March 16, 2015, 03:44:39 PM
So...Goat Simulator mixed with Bella?

"Ecco the Dolphin LARPers gone too far?"
- Ronaldo (Steven Universe - Keep Beach City Weird blog)

"It basically tasted like kissing a girl after she's eaten a plate of hot wings. Which I may or may not have done."
- " "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: winduko on March 19, 2015, 01:38:31 PM

"You think I'm a drug?"
-my anatomy teacher

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 19, 2015, 11:29:11 PM

"Chicks dig giant women"
- Me

"I don't think those are real or implants; I think she just stuffed a pillow down her shirt"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"Sonic moves like he has a chili dog shoved up his ass"
- Vinny (Vinesauce) [via Stew]

"He died doing what he loved best. Dying"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"I want to joust him up the butt with my spear"
- " "

"Dolan merely adopted the funk, while Disco Duck was born in it; molded by it"
- Me

"WOO! I hear laughter in the rain! Suck on that, bitches!"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"Freedom smells like pepperoni"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 27, 2015, 02:59:35 AM

"I hate it when my boobs randomly change sizes"
- Rev (Vinesauce)

"So, Miku isn't Japanese Jesus?"
- Pent, to Stew

"Nope. But one of your fellow students is totally Miku"
- Stew

"WE ARE TO BE WED, MY DEAR PENT
THOU HAST BEEN CHOSEN AS ONE OF THY MAIDS OF HONOUR"
-Me, to Pent

"Isn't that what Miss Cleo was? A Paychic?"
-Pent

"OCTOPUS TITTIES."
-Pent

"Indeed. Humping Robot's grandpa saved the world"
-Pent

"Funny, isn't it? How I don't care about what you just said"
- Zorak (The Brak Show)

"This is the episode in which Cookie Cat goes to the Grand Line...but find Luffy beat him to One Piece"
-Pent

"what the hell is lackerli?"
"i've always known what it is .__.; "
-Me

"you're playing "Orphan, Not Orphan" with your child"
-Pent

"Um...this one is clearly not Cartoon Network"
"IS IT PORNO"
"[tunes in] [suddenly, life is like a hurricane in Duckburg]"
"so it IS porno. :0"
-Pent, Me

"DuckTits! WOO~"
-Pent

"But I LIKE angering the neighbors. Grandpa LOVES it!"
-Tess, Serenity Rose

"Did you just call my mentor 'a big pile of wanking material' ?"
"I DID. I DID do that."
-Serenity, Tess, Serenity Rose

"I'M WALKING ON WATER!! WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?"
-Tess, Serenity Rose

"i have never been so fucking happy to see vag blood in all my life"
-Me

"VAGGIE STICKS"
-Pent

"Sounds like an interesting name for a penis"
- One of Pent's Coworkers, on the above

"Let's call Steve; whom is shooting lasers out of his eyes. Either that, or the card is bent"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"C'mon, aren't you your own mom? You can do anything!"
-Buck Dewey, to Steven

"honestly it's fucking hippie garbage that is fucking pointless anyway for fuck's fucking sake (fuck)"
-Me

"we can't expect the public at large to understand

they're idiots, pent

the lot of them"
-Me

"I hope Luigi-senpai notices me"
- Penti-chan

"How about asking that Japanese guy who set the world record for eating hot dogs? He's like a successful version of dad."
-Bart Simpson

"GIVE ME YOUR KOTATSU"
-Me, on my ID Card in Animal Crossing

"SVU would be better with a talking dog"
- Brad Jones (DVD-R Hell)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 27, 2015, 09:33:04 PM

"Easter is when we celebrate the rebirth of our lord, Batman"
- Stuart Ashen

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 03, 2015, 06:06:02 PM

"She enjoys cutting phallic-shaped things a little too much"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"What drug do you do?"
"...dihydrogen monoxide"
- A coworker, me

"I'm sure he's alright, otherwise this would be America's Funniest Home Snuff Films"
- Brad Jones

"E-mails are like Hot Pockets! They're full of garbage and cheeeeese~"
- Strong Bad (Homestar Runner)

"Yes, eggs tend to come back as a poultrygeist"
- Comment on YouTube

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 06, 2015, 09:28:03 AM

*sis is on phone with her husband*
"Ooo, ooo, wait, tell him I said this!!"
*quotes music from sexy saxophones as joke*
"And....Kari sends you sexy saxophone music...?"
-Me and my sister, during the con

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 14, 2015, 10:26:37 AM

"Confirmed: Small Satan's Angry Mother."
- someone on Amiibo sub-reddit

"If you play this backwards, it's--exactly the same, weirdly enough"
- Ed (Oddity Archive)

"What's up, ladybro?"
- Moose (Animal Crossing: New Leaf)

"The space penis needs to get to his space vagina"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2015, 12:26:11 PM

i believe the proper term is Skygina.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 15, 2015, 11:48:52 PM

Indeed -w-;

"Take it head on; apply my sword directly to your forehead"
- Me

"I'd buy Sakuya's iPad
[dodges knife]"
- " "

"It's the one that goes down to 69"
- My boss

"Rocks should fall out of the guitar"
- Garnet (Steven Universe)

"Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE!"
- Rolando (Steven Universe - "Keep Beach City Weird" blog)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2015, 06:10:04 PM

"If Shitting and Stitching is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 17, 2015, 10:18:40 PM

"...and now I expect someone to give us The Facts of Life mixed with the live-action Sailor Moon"
- Me

"It sounds like a constipated demon"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"I tried to expand my Dong earlier...but the Dong was gone"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 18, 2015, 07:11:20 PM

"What you don't know is that the Flavotrons are invading earth, and they're ice cream trucks."
-Cocks

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 24, 2015, 01:31:09 PM

...I misread Flavotrons as "Flintstones", which made that even weirder -w-;

"My hands are polite"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

"I firmly grasped my Dong while I browsed lingerie"
- Me

"That's how bread makes love"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"The bread's mating ritual involves spinning one's dong around like a helicopter"
- " "

"I'll have to censor the stream when the bread gets hard"
- " "

"Your's is the dong that will pierce the heavens"
- Stew, to me

"I know, Sesame Street is hardcore shit bro"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"I corrupted my corrupter"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"It's raining death!"
- Limes (Vinesauce)

"Kids are easier to get than Fire Emblem amiibos"
- someone on Reddit

"Let me just be inside you"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Goujer on May 07, 2015, 07:52:31 AM

"That orgasm tier feeling you get when you lay in bed after being super tired." -Legojer

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 07, 2015, 09:02:20 PM

"I can't wait to watch Swedish Meatball Moose Men"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on May 09, 2015, 02:21:06 AM

- ...mustard courage (instead of muster courage)
Me, being prone to misread stuff.

- What, you can't beat a guy armed with a banana?
No, I didn't say it during a Worms match.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 11, 2015, 04:52:43 PM

"All amiibos are sealed in boxers"
"I think I'll pass, seems like it'd be safer for them to be sealed in panties"
- Craigslist listing, me

"PAUL BLART: MECHA PILOT"
- someone on Tumblr

"This tape has a major case of gas. You'll get used to it"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"Have you ever skateboarded on a cloud while thinking about ghost blowjobs? I have"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2015, 10:19:28 AM

"damn this is a god breakfast"
"GOD BREAKFAST
xD"
"WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW
HE'S IN MAH BELLY"
"xDD"
"I WILL EAT YOUR CHRIST"
"-w-"

-Me, Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 16, 2015, 01:05:12 PM

"This is actually quite hard if you're like me and have no idea what you're doing"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet"
"No; we're wearing weighted clothing"
- Raditz, Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

"You just can't wait to be king, so you can ban Let It Go"
- Me, to a coworker

"Holy crap; so this is what being important feels like!"
- Krillen (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2015, 12:15:05 AM

"train, my son
EXPAND YOUR DONG"
-Me, to Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2015, 12:20:49 AM

"Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper"
- quote from patch notes for one of the Sims games

"Where would I be without my my flying dick power? I'd be less of a man"
- Joel

"Mmm...tastes like healing"
- Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

"Let's Gohan, go home"
- " "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2015, 05:57:36 PM

"Well that young man bought himself about a decade of detention."
-Principal Dondalinger, The Simpsons

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 26, 2015, 01:01:02 PM

"YOU'RE INSIDE ME"
- Me, to Kari

"Newfound yaoi powers"
- Me

"Well it is Florida.
Old people are dangerous this time of the year."
- someone on Reddit

"This is why we can't have Ness things. If I'm unable to get anything, I'm gonna Lucina my mind."
- someone on Reddit

"Ben's Junk may be an acquired taste the first time, but once you get used to it... :)"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"It sounds like he's screaming 'LIBERATE BANANAS'"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2015, 10:31:07 PM

(http://i60.tinypic.com/1zl5awh.png)

god this series is fucking hilarious when you don't give it context.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on June 04, 2015, 07:18:12 PM

Just thinking about sausage
-Pent

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 06, 2015, 11:17:29 PM

"MAGIC MELONS"
- Me, to Stew

"I don't want to solve this with violence, but I really want to punch you in the face"
- Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2015, 04:41:52 PM

"I hope there's a coat for every encounter."
-Deadbones, UR Live

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 07, 2015, 10:12:15 PM

"Someone will put it in the dishwasher, turning it into a giant Tesla coil"
- Me

"I mixed up "donkey kong" and "king kong" and accidentally said "kinky dong" to my parents today"
- Someone on Tumblr

"Today, we're going to use the technology at our disposal to answer one simple question: what makes a Furby tick?"
- Chris Pirillo

"I'm fighting a giant STD"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"There's plenty of reasons to whip out your dick over this dinosaur movie"
- Cinema Snob

"Bitch I warned you about forest fires!"
- Me, impersonating Smokey the Bear

"My mother had been 37 for 10 years"
- Trunks (Dragon Ball Z Abridged: The History of Trunks)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 03, 2015, 04:31:39 PM

"It can't be bargained with. It can't reasoned with. But you can fuck it"
- The Cinema Snob

"They can't put stuff on TV that isn't real!"
- Tommy (Rugrats)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on July 06, 2015, 07:08:27 AM

"How about princesses kidnapping dragons?"
- Me, while wondering about fairy tale cliches

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 06, 2015, 10:36:19 AM

that would actually make for an interesting story, a princess kidnapping dragons for their scales (either for magical properties, for armour, or because they're pretty). neighboring kingdom recieves request from dragon god to stop her. call it Princess Poacher.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 06, 2015, 02:59:38 PM

That would make for an interesting story, yes :3

"Susie was crying with password sound about lollipop"
- Excerpt from Rugrats Wiki (I'm not sure if this counts as Engrish, or what)

"gave them some treats for being such goo doggies"
"GOO DOGGIES"
- Kari, Me

"HORROR KIDS MAFIA"
- Best genre of movies, via an eBay lot

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on July 07, 2015, 12:42:36 AM

"He just Sonic'd away"
- A rather brainfart-y term I had in my head while trying to say "spindash".

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 11, 2015, 09:30:46 PM

"Fox News is ATTACKED!? When we report THE TRUTH!?"
-Bill O'Reilly

EDIT: "It's a Swiss Army Vagina!"
-Redditor

EDITEDIT:

"In a TV interview, I once heard a PhD say that his mom introduces him as, "a doctor, but not the kind of doctor that helps people."
-Redditor

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 23, 2015, 02:33:11 PM

"TREE NIPPLES"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"Yeah, this is one of those "kid learns their first bit of fucking profanity" episodes"
- Me, on an episode of Rugrats

"That would be nice; instead of feeling like I need to dump $2k+ into the fanciest dress, jewelry, gloves, makeup, hairdo, and perfume just to watch a preformance of Spamalot or Rugrats: A Live Adventure -w-;;;"
- Me

"One man's meat is mightier than the sword."
- Pit

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on July 30, 2015, 12:34:40 AM

"Naked ladies, theremin music
This is so [Bella] it hurts"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 30, 2015, 10:16:23 AM

"BEEE-NUU-NUU-NUUU, BEEE-NUU-NUU-NUU! BEE-NUU-NUU-NUU, BEEEEEE-NUU-NUU-NUUUU~"

-Me, imitating the Sexy Sax Riff

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 30, 2015, 12:21:08 PM

@Bella: xD

"Tell my wife..I died predictably~"
- Ben the Sage (Anime Abandon)

"He just blows in his tuba, and then he can breath underwater"
- Tommy (Rugrats)

"To the mesosphere! Finally we can die!"
- Balloons (Adventure Time)

"He gets paid that much to be an asshole? Where can I sigh up? : D"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 06, 2015, 12:06:39 AM

"I'M BEING A GIRL, DAMMIT!! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!"
-Me, to Steve

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 08, 2015, 11:31:40 PM

"THE PIIIIILLS ARE ALLLLIIIIIIIVE
WITH THE SOUND OF SNOOOP DOOOOGG"
- Kari

"No drug can compare to a child's imagination"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on August 10, 2015, 12:42:51 PM

"This music is made of candies!"
- Here, I referred to the stage music of the old video game Rod Land.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 10, 2015, 01:08:55 PM

"upon seeing something supernatural, they would likely say "Imma poke it with a stick, someone record the results.'"
- someone on Tumblr, on scientists

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 10, 2015, 09:03:34 PM

"I can see you hate the way we intermingle.
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single. "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 19, 2015, 10:21:26 AM

"i read that as dicks, not gonna lie"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on August 19, 2015, 03:10:00 PM

"Cheap ass (as opposed to an expensive ass)"
- Because I really needed to be a smart ass about it.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 20, 2015, 09:01:14 PM

@Exa: I'm just thinking of the "Smart Ass" card from Magic: The Gathering xD

"Super Mario Bros. is a game so ubiquitous, people can't get rid of these carts once they have them. "
- The Cutting Room Floor Wiki

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 20, 2015, 09:41:02 PM

"I'm an Elf! I'm ALLOWED to be a Dick!"
-Someone's Wizard Character, pathfuckery.tumblr.com

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 20, 2015, 11:21:16 PM

"Mickey... Stupid Mickey..."
9th. & 10th. Me.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 22, 2015, 12:41:23 AM

Given that Shenmue III was announced for real just a few months ago, this bit from earlier this year has become a bit more amusing to me -w-;

Quote from: Penti-chan on February 25, 2015, 11:21:00 PM
I think if Shenmue III ever happens, it'll be in a bundle with Half-Life 3 and a new Guns 'N' Roses album, packaged in a box depicting Bigfoot riding on the Loch Ness Monster.

EDIT:
"There; he just had to work the sound effect out of his back"
- The Cinema Snob

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 22, 2015, 04:45:29 PM

Quote from: Penti-chan on August 22, 2015, 12:41:23 AM
EDIT:
"There; he just had to work the sound effect out of his back"
- The Cinema Snob

I keep remembering his inspired Darth Vader esque persona in to bodly flee

"Mr Algia Critic"
Agent Smuck(er)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 25, 2015, 10:22:18 PM

Indeed -w-;;

"I am a man that likes quoting Linkara saying 'I am a man!'"
- The Cinema Snob

"I'm always a slut for cheesy breadsticks"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2015, 12:26:15 AM

"You know what, love, I CHOOSE TO POOP. There. You happy? YOU HAPPY??"
-Me, to Steve

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on August 26, 2015, 01:45:34 AM

"It's not much of a nightlife, it's more of a night-death."
-Stew

"...dying, or going to Texas, which is pretty much the same as dying."
-Stew

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 27, 2015, 01:18:22 PM

Quote from: Penti-chan on August 25, 2015, 10:22:18 PM
"I'm always a slut for cheesy breadsticks"
- Me

"lucky breadsticks"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 27, 2015, 03:42:50 PM

"im gonna fuck a ghost just you try and stop me"
- Someone on Tumblr

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on August 27, 2015, 05:17:58 PM

Quote from: Penti-chan on August 27, 2015, 03:42:50 PM
"im gonna fuck a ghost just you try and stop me"
- Someone on Tumblr

speaking of which I found a picture that I'll post in the proper forum, OK?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 29, 2015, 03:50:41 PM

I saw LOL

"Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies!"
"That's the first thing you've said that isn't bat-shit crazy!"
- Drax, Rocket (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2015, 12:31:44 AM

"save the tits for last, i know how much you'd miss them"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 11, 2015, 12:02:41 PM

"Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position."
- actual narration from book 8 of the Haruhi Suzumiya novels

"Thanks, Power Rangers, for continuing to prove you're less sophisticated than a cartoon about lesbian space rocks"
- Linkara (History of Power Rangers)

"She's basically saying 'We'll cure your PTSD by giving you more trauma!'"
- " "

"The plan is to politely, and calmly tell them to--"
[cut]
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR!"
- Barret (Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged)

"The batteries go into the ass"
- Me

"You could also get them by stealing them from people who pre-ordered, but that's illegal."
- Stuart Ashen, on his upcoming book, Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of

"They look like flowers from our world, but they smell like car exhaust. Fascinating!"
- Fuu (Magic Knight Rayearth (Saturn))

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2015, 12:35:05 PM

no, no those batteries DON'T go into the ass. remember kids, if it doesn't have a base, keep it out of that place!

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Simonorged on September 13, 2015, 12:17:18 PM

Quote from: alfonso_rd_30 on August 27, 2015, 05:17:58 PM
speaking of which I found a picture that I'll post in the proper forum, OK?

What...h-how...when? Um...
Can I see? :3

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 13, 2015, 02:48:54 PM

"I feel like a Rubik's Cube with pants"
- Random coworker of mine

"That is a woman; she has boobies"
"WOAH! : D"
- Pokédex, Mario (Supermarioglitchy4)

"When life gives you lemons, you fucking go into space"
- Joel

"[...] does this mean I'm on drugs and/or pregnant? ^^; "
"pregnant with DRUGS"
- Me, Kari

"This is how you dream, bitch"
- Rick (Rick & Morty)

"If they want to listen to big band music all night, I trust them to practice safe sax"
- Me

"Fill the curiosity hole with your finger"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"It is a story of finding the father of revenge,
but such comical, parody, sexy, it is high tension
cartoon that there is a variety of elements."
- An Engrish description of Kill la Kill

"[...] the wonderful world of lesbian sex"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 03, 2015, 10:54:32 AM

"Breastfast: It's Like Slimfast for Big Boobs"
-Me

"YOU THINK I C-CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWIN' FUCKING MOZART"
-Arin, Game Grumps

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on October 05, 2015, 03:58:17 AM

"what are those"
every single goddamn person on the planet rn

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 09, 2015, 03:46:19 PM

I'm just reminded of me accidentally saying the Dell Optiplex was built for "penis on the dollar"...which lead to some funny jokes about tapping into the market of "computers for nudists" xD

"[...] if a kid was afraid of ghosts, they likely wouldn't want to watch something called Ghostbusters
"Oh, I'm afraid of bebop music. I'm totally going to watch Cowboy Bebop""
- Me

"Bats are Halloweenie because if they bite you, you turn into a bat. Hence where Batman came from"
- Halloweenie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on October 11, 2015, 10:52:09 AM

"Please, do not use the term "parasite", the pumpkin would be offended."
- Me, trying to defend my concept of a symbiotic magical pumpkin for a rather weird setting.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 14, 2015, 03:21:44 PM

"This is appropriate music to be leaving the porn store with."
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 20, 2015, 03:43:40 PM

"Just put 'ninja' onto anything and it becomes better; like 'Ninja Gynaecologist'"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"It's a ninja that goes inside your vagina. Goddamn!"
- " "

"If I take the car when I move, it'll be like the Oregon Trail
[fords the river] [car breaks down]"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on October 21, 2015, 05:27:43 AM

"Wait, I can explain it... no, I can't, really."
Me, within a rather strange dream I had.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 23, 2015, 12:04:19 AM

Quote from: Penti-chan on October 22, 2015, 11:56:23 PM
I just screwed myself, and it felt great

"Wolf Blood Lineage: Chapter Three: The Shitstorm Continues: The Screenplay: The Movie"
- Kari

"sup?"
"A version of Freaky Friday where this person's male roommate turns into a female that has the same measurements as her?"
"god i hope not"
"Sounds like the plot to a porno that a Snob would review"
- Kari, Me

"I don't have anyone to fill that void in my life (And, no, Weird Al's suggestion of "filling that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day" didn't help)"
- Me

"Blockbuster? CrapCluster."
- Kari

"My fetish is changing code"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on October 24, 2015, 04:30:20 AM

"I think I'd be better off had the peer pressure been on doing drugs or something else less damaging than employment at Walmart"
-Employee experiences

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 24, 2015, 05:44:45 PM

"oh hey, General Aerith Alys Gardenia Spiegal is a pretty cool character--oh, they just died"
- Me

"It's a game that would probably be amazing to play if you were high on some sort of illegal substance"
- " "

"Nobody knows what was going on in Donnie Darko, and if you claim you do...you're a communist with bad breath"
- Some Jerk with a Camera

"How do I commit blasphemy?"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 24, 2015, 10:38:00 PM

@Pit: basically everyone i know who's worked there agrees. :0

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 28, 2015, 02:11:57 PM

"If all dogs go to heaven, I just went to hell"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 28, 2015, 10:28:59 PM

"it's crawly, that's YOUR department!!!"
-Steve, on a spider that was on the ceiling

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 01, 2015, 07:50:15 PM

"Dick Poop broke the internet by killing Lucifer himself"
- Joel

"The cock is going in"
- " "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 05, 2015, 01:13:35 PM

"We're like the Eeyores of sexuality."
-Buzzfeed Video, where a Lesbian was describing 'typical' Lesbian demeanour

EDIT: "Have I eaten a lot of raccoon meat? Yes I have."
-Buzzfeed Video

EDITEDIT: "British King declared King of Kandy"
-Wikipedia

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 09, 2015, 09:19:03 AM

"Princess Jam would make for a good title for a song -w-;;"
- Me

"I like whacking the ground off"
- Vinny

"'Xbone' sounds like it could be the title of a Unix porn"
- Me

"Making a deal with Satan midgame is an advanced Mahjong technique."
- someone in the chat during a Vinesauce stream

"I don't even understand what's going on, but I won!"
- Rev

"Vaping is like a fedora in your mouth"
- " "

"Wearing a fedora is unhealthy for you, because then everyone thinks you're a dick"
- " "

"I gotta get better at using my tongue"
- Mike (James & Mike Mondays)

"I got a free rave show on my way to work"
- Me

"That's the meaning of Christmas: Blankets!"
- The Cinema Snob

"That's how you get a new pet; you wiggle your bone and then it jumps into your booty"
- Limes (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on November 19, 2015, 03:03:00 PM

"...brained my damage, I mean, damaged my brain."
Yet another example of me fumbling over words.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on November 19, 2015, 03:49:55 PM

"why do arabs do such shitty things"
-my st00pid teenage brain

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 21, 2015, 12:05:09 PM

"I don't remember Scooby-Doo fighting a lobster with a giant wanking arm"
- Stuart Ashen

"Now there's a Barbie I can sleep with!"
"Well, that was just said"
- Generic little girl, Nostalgia Critic

"...I misread that as "if I get another moleworm, I can make it rain hats""
- Me, to Kari

"I am drunk, because I am awesome!"
- Linkara (Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie)

"This is the science station. It does science...I think; I haven't tested it out yet"
- " "

"I'm drunk enough to think this is a good idea"
- Cinema Snob (Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on November 26, 2015, 11:51:09 AM

"Camels are no longer classified as ships."
Age of Empires II HD, Patch version 4.4 notes.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 26, 2015, 09:30:10 PM

"I'M AFRAID OF THESE ORPHANS."
-JonTron

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on November 26, 2015, 10:03:05 PM

"I keep several bottles of [Crystal Pepsi]...in my pants"
- Cinema Snob (AT4W: The Movie)

"I know what I want for Christmas--oh fuck me"
- Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on December 10, 2015, 04:01:47 AM

"It's the first time in my life I've been compared to a sex toy."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 10, 2015, 11:49:15 AM

Can't say I've had that happen ^^;

"I have to use Robotnik's penis to shoot Dodongos at Link"
- Vinny

"This is like trying to use a screwdriver with oven mitts"
- " "

"...and this is where orange juice grows on trees"
- Lil (Rugrats)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on December 13, 2015, 02:52:05 PM

"-What do you need to smoke for such a description?
-Creativity."
A friend of mine wondered about a parodistic comment on anime characters, so I gave him the first idea which came into my head.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 13, 2015, 03:44:54 PM

"Alright, I'm gonna get really close to the crack, okay?"
-a friend of mine

*settler leans against wall*
*head is on other side of metal plating above wall*
*only body is visible*
"...Are you okay?"
"I am concerned about this person!"
-Steve, Me

"I can't wait till you have a body so I can slap you in the face."
-Steve, about Curie

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on December 14, 2015, 01:47:31 AM

"why did i click that at school"
me just now
like, literally

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on December 14, 2015, 01:04:28 PM

"Because history is full of spoilers."
Me, commenting on why am I not watching too many TV shows about history.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 14, 2015, 02:54:13 PM

@Exa:
"We were in the theater, on the edge of our seats, wondering 'what's going to happen to the Titanic?'"
- Something I watched years ago -w-;;

"Stop dying, Vinny; it's bad for you"
- Someone in the chat, to Vinny (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on December 16, 2015, 06:17:31 PM

"You shouldn't be encouraging a room full of CS students to do coke!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on December 17, 2015, 01:00:18 AM

"I have managed to craft items that are both impractical and fragile!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on December 17, 2015, 12:55:09 PM

"That's the beauty of the Cinema Snob: even when it's a TV variety show for families, it's still porn"
- The Cinema Snob

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Raspberry Pi?"
- My phone's autocomplete

"I went Super Saiyan and Falcon Punched my friend in the face, and now he's not brainwashed anymore!"
- Me, on Power Rangers Megaforce

"If she turns her wheelchair into a train by Christmas, I think she'll be alright"
- A quack of a doctor (Phelous: Magic Gift of the Snowman)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on December 30, 2015, 10:57:09 AM

"My first shower in French!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on December 30, 2015, 12:13:31 PM

"Falcon Punch Man"
Discussing anime and Super Smash Bros. next to each other = bad idea.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on December 30, 2015, 03:31:39 PM

hey
hey
hey

one egg man :^)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 30, 2015, 05:43:08 PM

"Everybody on the right's saying bad stuff about Obama, that 'he's gonna take our guns away'. He's been president for 45 years. He hasn't done anything!!"

-Johnny Pi, TYT Live

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on January 05, 2016, 12:47:40 PM

"Next time, without jeans!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 06, 2016, 01:16:45 PM

"...and of course, Spike and Fifi spend alot of time with each other. But, to make puppies, it involves alot more than just spending alot of time with each other. Ask your parents. "
- excerpt from The Unofficial Rugrats Online episode guide

"Learn about the birds and the...um, birds"
- back of the box to the Sakura Trick DVD

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 12, 2016, 02:14:33 PM

"Can you just shut up and let me murder things for money!?"
-Dan Avidan

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on January 12, 2016, 03:16:26 PM

"you've done more work than i have in my lifetime"
me talking to some 7th grader

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on January 13, 2016, 01:42:44 AM

"Oh come on Sunbeam! Use those iridescent scales!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 13, 2016, 12:28:50 PM

"Zleda"
- odd typo I just saw

"THE LEG OF ZLEDA: LONK WAKES UP"
"Sounds like imaginary slang for "dick" in Finnish"
- Myself and Pit, on the above typo

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on January 20, 2016, 02:25:14 PM

"That person isn't a free to play in life!"
-Stew on people wearing hats

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 20, 2016, 04:30:14 PM

"Bacon Jutsu: Taste the meat of justice!"
- Bruce (Ninja: The Mission Force)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2016, 08:21:02 PM

"You can't have a half-assed dungeon. If you want to be a Toilet Slave, you gotta go full-blown."
-Cenk Uygur, TYT Live

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on January 23, 2016, 02:35:08 PM

"It's like Facebook...for Pokémon"
- The Cutting Room Floor Wiki, on PokéPark Wii

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on January 23, 2016, 02:51:13 PM

"Fishful thinking."
Because I keep fumbling over my words, heh.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2016, 09:29:05 PM

"REMEMBER THE TOILET SLAVE!!"
-Cenk Uygur, TYT Live

EDIT:

"Sextops"
-Me, Accidentally, while trying to post on Facebook

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on February 01, 2016, 07:55:47 AM

"Why God? That was the prettiest nail I had!"
-not me, nope, not in a moment of weakness

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2016, 11:00:21 AM

"I gots the mail, dog guy bro man"
- My bro-in-law

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and us two men are going to do it, whither there's a woman by our side or not!"
- Brock (Pokemon)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on February 06, 2016, 12:30:39 PM

"I just remembered I have to go to the drugstore."
Penny when she's interrupted by her friends mid-daydream - TBBT

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on February 06, 2016, 02:02:07 PM

"When you live underground, concepts like 'the midwest' mean very little."

"Statistically speaking, the mob doesn't kill a lot of owls."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 06, 2016, 03:03:31 PM

"I think those old ladies would hate that show, for all the sax in it"
- Me, to my sister, when I made the amusing typo of "The Big Band Theory"

"Let him achieve his dreams of fucking a fish"
- Someone on Reddit, about Joel

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2016, 10:28:29 PM

"Just a forest of buttery dicks."
-John Iadarola, TYT Live

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 19, 2016, 12:00:35 PM

"I always wanted Stephen Hawking to sing Queen for me"
- Joel

"Maybe someday, we'll be able to sex the dinosaurs"
- " "

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on February 20, 2016, 03:51:26 AM

Reader's Digest from everyday life:

"It's romance until it's inside."

"I just got propositioned by the husband of my girlfriend."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 20, 2016, 02:00:38 PM

"All these people are dying that haven't died before!"
- My grandma

"Do you think if we played Five Finger Death Punch loud enough, [coworker] will show up, going ' neigh~' like Epona?"
- Me, to my boss

"I will put my non-existent dick in the football kthx"
- Duko

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 10, 2016, 10:07:49 PM

"We didn't get the usual Dick Talk we're used to."
-Ana Kasparian, TYT Live

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on March 11, 2016, 03:37:50 AM

"i rly **** *******"

-donald trump

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on March 12, 2016, 02:12:11 PM

"It could have been worse. They could have been fairy skilled instead."
Because being fairly skilled is not enough.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on March 27, 2016, 04:45:25 AM

"Kinky Gryffinpuff just wants to be tied up."

"Is there a bloody scarf around here, or what?"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 02, 2016, 08:46:45 PM

"[Egg]
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN
[Scrambled egg]
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
...
REGULAR SHOW IS UP NEXT ON CARTOON NETWORK"
- Me

"I don't speak Spanish; I only speak muscle"
- Joel, impersonating GPM (Vinesauce)

"Alvin & The Chipmunks are the original Nightcore artists"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 24, 2016, 08:49:08 PM

"You look like a deleted scene from cowboy bebop."
"That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."
-The Try Guys, 'The Try Guys Get Style Makeovers'

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 25, 2016, 03:34:56 AM

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on April 24, 2016, 08:49:08 PM
"You look like a deleted scene from cowboy bebop."

"kekimus maximus"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 26, 2016, 02:24:15 PM

"...I want an Oscar Meyer wiener inside me"
"Oh. You probably meant that innocently. xD"
- Me, Duko

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 27, 2016, 02:59:16 AM

"i've pretty much accepted i'm gonna be forever alone at this point"

-Morgen Azure Ochin, 2016

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 03, 2016, 12:37:23 AM

"Whom is the being that resides in a tropical fruit located on the seabed?
Spinglebab"
- Me

"My balls don't need to be retrieved"
- Joseph (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

"I needed Guy Fieri holding a giant hot dog, thank you. xD"
- Duko

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on May 13, 2016, 09:31:19 AM

"That sounds fun, minus the whole going mad part." - Me, while discussing alien geometries with a friend.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 18, 2016, 02:51:42 PM

"MY BREASTS AREN'T STUPID!"
- 95-tan

"The ghost of my cat ordered a pizza"
- Me

"big bird telling me to wiggle the joystick is freaking me out a bit"
- someone in the comments, on episode 102 of Oddity Archive

"What I'm trying to say is that after seven years I returned to TV to find that Flavor Flav's penis had spawned more television franchises than Law and Order."
- an article I'm reading

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2016, 07:01:37 PM

"You guys are starting to convince me that maybe we DON'T want to stop climate change."
-Josh Fox, Director of How to Let Go of the World (And Love all the Things Climate can't Change), a climate change documentary; after discussing two depressing news articles while on TYT Live

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on June 04, 2016, 05:07:16 PM

"This isn't even a trainwreck anymore. It's an airplane exploding during takeoff. " - MyAnimeList discussing the newest episode of Mayoiga.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 13, 2016, 02:38:37 PM

"Insert the Oscar Meyer wiener into the steaming hot bun"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: LeaflameSD on June 15, 2016, 06:33:33 AM

"you're a big cute teddy bear"
what the waifu says when I roast myself

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on June 16, 2016, 05:17:39 AM

"I was a fairly mediocre individual, yet I got to sleep with two queens."
-Ammu Sophist, in her book Eating Like a Horse: The Guide

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 19, 2016, 10:16:37 AM

"I haven't decided yet if they're still alive, or if they died from Daplotsezso"
- Me

"It's a soda that pays people to say they like it, so you know it's good"
-Ronaldo (Steven Universe - Keep Beach City Weird blog)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on July 22, 2016, 12:39:37 PM

"Now you are just throwing random words at each other and hope they stick together."
- A discussion went to a rather specific direction, and I kind of lost the train of thoughts.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 04, 2016, 12:33:43 PM

"I refuse to believe that time is not Jello"
- Linkara (Atop the Fourth Wall)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on February 18, 2017, 09:49:53 AM

"Ah, those were the days; when computers were much smaller....and almost completely useless"
- Stuart Ashen

"I have a vibrating pussy"
-Me

"Senpai's Oppai would make a great name for a band"
-Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on April 09, 2017, 05:02:52 PM

"William Faulkner? Didn't he write Grapes of Wrath?"
-Your August Admin

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 09, 2017, 10:33:47 PM

"Team Fortress 2 is my favorite anime. Remember the episode where Gaben went to the Grand Line to stop Freezia from becoming hokage?"
- Me, to Stew

"Is that a moose?"
"No, that's a squid"
- My mom, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Bella on April 15, 2017, 07:13:30 PM

"Who knows what kinds of Chinese heavy metals I'm sucking up"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 27, 2017, 08:49:43 PM

"Even dogs shouldn't have to live like dogs"
- Jack (Samurai Jack)

"More sugar-frosted nightmares, please"
- Nostalgia Critic

"They're Spaghetti-Os? I thought they were Blood Bagels"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Pitkin on June 25, 2017, 07:20:35 AM

"So... you're welcome to rub your crotch against my shoulder."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on March 30, 2019, 10:28:52 AM

"Open up wide, and suck on my obelisk"
- Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abirdged Movie)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Hālian on March 31, 2019, 12:28:05 AM

<Wormmon> "Oh yeah, baby, suck me dry."

Quote from: ContextFrom a Paul St. Peter panel on voice acting at Omni Fandom Expo 2019, when someone asked him for the most cringeworthy line he ever delivered (the source for which was an 18+ panel in times gone by)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 03, 2019, 12:08:37 PM

"I feel like I'm playing someone's badly-written fan fiction, that's also an ad for coffee"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2019, 12:05:48 AM

"*clicks episode* *brain cells leave*
Me: WAIT! It hasn't even started yet!
Brain cell: We aren't taking any risks..."

Just the usual side effects of watching Pop Team Epic.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Goujer on April 26, 2019, 12:09:34 AM

"Those worms would have killed us without those mushrooms."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2019, 12:15:38 AM

"White chocolate is chocolate, but it's chocolate without the chocolate."
Yet it's delicious all the same.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 26, 2019, 03:52:34 PM

"You can wear you communism on your dick!"
- Kari

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on April 26, 2019, 10:06:00 PM

"Believe it or not, this is only the third image on Danbooru where Kasumi wears Kasumi's clothes."
The wonders of "name's the same". (In context, it refers to Kasumi (the Kantai Collection character) wearing the clothes of Kasumi (aka Misty from Pokémon))

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 28, 2019, 01:06:09 PM

"In addition to running Hyrule's premier lawn care service, Link earns extra rupies by dressing up as the Easter bunny and taking photos at the mall."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on April 29, 2019, 03:40:54 AM

"Yeah, being dead is not healthy." - Captain Obvious gives another useful advice.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on April 30, 2019, 11:13:07 AM

"Do you have any Marios?"
"No, you narcissistic fuck"
- Mario, ProJared

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on April 30, 2019, 10:42:17 PM

"How to raocow:
Step 1) Encounter Puzzle
Step 2) Assemble all materials used in solving Puzzle.
Step 3) Declare Puzzle impossible and jump into a pit.
Step 4) Somehow solve a different Puzzle while not looking at the screen."

- Comment on raocow tackling La-Mulana puzzles.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 15, 2019, 11:37:56 PM

"...the best D&D expansion: Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives: Escape from Flavortown"
"I thought you were about to say The Book of Erotic Fantasy"
- Kari, me

"I was traveling through this poop area backwards"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Hālian on May 17, 2019, 12:51:15 AM

Quote from: Penti-chan on May 15, 2019, 11:37:56 PM"...the best D&D expansion: Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives: Escape from Flavortown"
"I thought you were about to say The Book of Erotic Fantasy"
- Kari, me

I just learned of a follow-up to Escape from Flavortown:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ff/ee/66/ffee66df66556a2ac2bcaf90acf3b479.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on May 22, 2019, 04:46:02 AM

"What kind of drunken commas are these?"
- Me, encountering a sort of garbled sentance with commas in all the wrong places. Forgot the exact sentence, unfortunately, but at least I kept the reaction.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 22, 2019, 06:55:58 PM

"I WILL TWERK AS I LEVITATE DOWNSTAIRS, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! NYEH!"
- Random person in a dream I had

"I wish they made a Nendoroid of The World, just so I can hold it up and be like It's A Small World"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on May 27, 2019, 12:05:53 AM

"You did it, raocow! You beat Jim Carrey!"
- random comment on raocow beating the first boss in Sonic 1.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on May 31, 2019, 10:33:00 AM

"Finally, your child can smell like an alcoholic!"
- Stuart Ashen

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on June 05, 2019, 12:54:54 AM

"Theres no enemies in this game when you kill enemies"
-raocow, 2019
(Yes, we know it's about defeated enemies in the Master System Sonic 1 not releasing animals, but still.)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on June 17, 2019, 03:06:54 PM

"I have dedicated my life to graphics!"
- Piros the 3rd (.hack//GU)

"Is Bayonetta the sexy -tan of a bayonet?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 18, 2019, 07:32:57 PM

"Sometimes a waifu can be spaceship debris spread over several hundred kilometers of planetary surface."
-StewartSAGE

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on July 23, 2019, 11:12:12 PM

"Light, creamy, yet not heavy dessert..."
From an article about profiterol, a sort of Italian dessert.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on July 24, 2019, 07:04:29 PM

"It's so squeaky clean, that it makes Full House look like The Sopranos"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Exa on July 25, 2019, 04:14:16 AM

"Am I seriously philosophizing to a cat?"
Me, after pointlessly trying to talk to it about sometimes, we don't get everything we want to stop climbing up to get itself some more food.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: stewartsage on July 27, 2019, 07:30:50 PM

Me: "Ah yes, this one is perfect, flat-chested and sickly."
Bells: "As barren as Death Valley!"

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on August 08, 2019, 12:55:37 PM

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
- Dumbledore (My Immortal)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 02, 2022, 04:13:20 PM

"This character wears a K-cup bra"
"...her boobs are coffee?"
- A friend, me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2022, 07:07:47 PM

"Men who could make that girl from The Ring crawl RIGHT OUTTA YER ASS."

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 14, 2022, 07:37:50 PM

"The chocolate bars might, uh, make me keel over and, uh...die, unfortunately...but, I DO think that the, uh...everything else is pretty solid."
-Garrek Bernard, 'Try Guys Ruin Chocolate Eclairs w/ Pro Chefs

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 14, 2022, 11:29:38 PM

"Would the evil version of Anime Boston be called Live Action New York?"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2022, 10:44:32 PM

"So this guy is trying to trade Cheeseburgers, butt pot, and a broken XBox One. For a car."
-RSlash

"Now I've got a mental image of someone lighting a blunt, holding it up to their puckered anus, and then farting out a cloud of smoke."
-RSlash

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 22, 2022, 11:29:09 PM

"Does this dude think that butt plugs are a feminine hygiene product....?"
-RSlash

"Is that...is that how the song goes?"
"It's something we used to sing in prison."
-Arin, Dan, Ten Minute Power Hour

"My six year old told me I need to slap the beef every day"
-RSlash

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 23, 2022, 08:23:47 PM

"That car was good at turning fuel into noise and not much else"
- Me

"Well, this is a piece of doughnut for a future star like me"
- Ranko (Go Princess Precure)

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 24, 2022, 12:56:15 PM

Quote from: Nichi on September 23, 2022, 08:23:47 PM"That car was good at turning fuel into noise and not much else"
- Me

"Well, this is a piece of doughnut for a future star like me"
- Ranko (Go Princess Precure)

i'm hoping the second one is a weird translation thing. .__.;

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 24, 2022, 05:08:08 PM

"Shit happens, man, especially when you're trying to drink and drive."
-My Mum

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 27, 2022, 10:04:24 PM

"Y'know I was not...ALLOWED...to wear sunblock as a kid."
"Because [your mother] wanted you to adapt....?"
"Because we're Italian. You don't need that shit."
-Greg, Meredith, How To Drink: Winecoolers

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Goujer on September 28, 2022, 11:36:03 AM

"I eat Peanuts with the shells still on" -Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on September 30, 2022, 10:02:51 AM

"These bars are coated with anti-sword coating!"
- from one of my old stories x3

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on September 24, 2022, 12:56:15 PMi'm hoping the second one is a weird translation thing. .__.;

The character in question is obsessed with donuts, and she kept bringing them up constantly.

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 04, 2022, 06:23:04 PM

"Did he spend [the per diem] on hookers and cocaine? I don't care. Follow your heart, man!"
-RSlash

"That's one of the benefits of working at RSlash Incorporated. You get a per diem for hookers and cocaine."
-RSlash

"Our next post is from Booty Snacks Dot Com"
-RSlash

"Have you or someone you love been affected by Hot People?"
-Brie, Kristen and Brie Style Jen For Fall | Kitchen & Jorn

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Hālian on October 05, 2022, 03:09:47 AM

Quote from: A user of a furry IRC channel, informing the resident bot of their speciesare they one fox or three? twenty? who knows?

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Nichi on October 06, 2022, 12:28:55 PM

"Use the violin to cause violence. Nice"
- Me

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 30, 2022, 05:07:53 PM

Quote from: Nichi on October 06, 2022, 12:28:55 PM"Use the violin to cause violence. Nice"
- Me

there's actually an item on Gaia that capitalizes on this, it's a bloody violin. xD;

"WE HEARD YOU BURNED A PIZZA.' That's false. We burned two."
-Kristen, Kristen & Jen Try Every Trader Joe's Frozen Pizza | Kitchen & Jorn

"Eating my wife! DON'T EAT MY WIFE."
"I have good boundaries."
-Kristen, Jen, Kristen & Jen Try Every Trader Joe's Frozen Pizza | Kitchen & Jorn

Title: Re: Forum Game: Context Quote
Post by: Hālian on November 09, 2023, 04:09:20 PM

Quote from: A Discord server, in response to cat pictures[9:57 AM] User A: he scream
[11:58 AM] User B: Gremlin

OS-tan Collections

Lounge => Forum Games and Role-Playing => Topic started by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2011, 11:18:14 PM