TODAY'S RIDDLE IS

[VonDaab]

A Ninja Finn?

[NejinOniwa]

HUUUUUH?
WHAT'S THAT, OVERESTIMATING YOURSELF, EEEEH???
->-

[Smokey]

a fin...?

they do say: if you wanna win, employ a Fin...

[Aurora Borealis]

Whale farts?

I laughed out loud when I read that!   ;174  ;088

[NejinOniwa]

Hint no.2!

It can also, when lacking water, be equipped to a pair of legs.

[Smokey]

athletes foot...?

[Aurora Borealis]

Flippers?

[Smokey]

ah, that was the word... I saw em, but i didn't know the english (or Dutch) word... they were light blue with black on a teak decking, and the guy wearing them needet more sun-tan... (pun intended)

[NejinOniwa]

sun-tan

YOU ALMOST GOT IT THERE BOY
PURELY BY CHANCE EVEN
:V

[Smokey]

What is invisible, yet very obvious, beautiful, yet vicious, and can put armies to sleep as well as knock over a car?

+ sun-tan = wait, wut?

[NejinOniwa]

'V'

Added after 20 seconds:

IMPOSSIBLE RIDDLES ARE THE BEST, KAGAMI~N

[Chocofreak13]

HUUUUUUH? WUZZAAT, WOMAN!?

'>'


Right then, I'll riddle you good.

What is invisible, yet very obvious, beautiful, yet vicious, and can put armies to sleep as well as knock over a car?

nature.

either that or your mom.

Added after 5 minutes:

oh, btw,  1.

ME'S NOT THE ONLY CRASHER
MORE RELIABLE, BUT STILL A THRASHER
NOT IT'S NOT THE SASEBO SLASHER
which one could it be?



and, 2.

so if memory is represented by massive tits on -tans, what is it on -kuns?

[Aurora Borealis]

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oh, btw,  1.

ME'S NOT THE ONLY CRASHER
MORE RELIABLE, BUT STILL A THRASHER
NOT IT'S NOT THE SASEBO SLASHER
which one could it be?

It's not Vista, as hinted by the last line. I'm guessing it's either Windows NT or 95 as they were more reliable than ME but were still rather unstable.

and, 2.

so if memory is represented by massive tits on -tans, what is it on -kuns?

Either the muscle mass or... 'the guy part'.

[Alex S]

and, 2.

so if memory is represented by massive tits on -tans, what is it on -kuns?

I don't think memory is represented superficially. Going off of XP-kun and Homeo, Homeo is a teenager, whereas XP-kun is an adult bodybuilder. Since XP Pro and XP Home (the OS's themselves, not the -tans) have similar memory requirements, I don't think that any representation of memory usage for -kuns will be shown anywhere other than in hentai pics.

[Chocofreak13]

alex and aurora, you both win #3. :3

xD

and as for #2.....

listen to you whine!
i'll give you a hint you swine!
pay attention to the second line!
pretty soon you'll start to shine.


btw, i didn't intend the hint to be hurtful, it's just hard to find rhymes for "line".
basically, don't take it all so literally. what's another meaning of thrasher?