TODAY'S RIDDLE IS

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Cockleshell

#120
March 19, 2009, 06:11:01 PM
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Ehm, I'm guilty of carrying a pocket knife with me at all times...
You know, to cut bales of hay and all that...
*cough*
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#121
March 19, 2009, 06:32:20 PM
Well sure, but WHERE do you keep it?

In your pocket. =/= Between your legs, amirite?

Damnit, I've killed this joke so much now it's not even funny.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13

#122
March 21, 2009, 07:48:35 AM
it's a BUTTERFLY, nawt a SWITCHBLADE, thankyou. >:P

no, the only thing i keep beween my legs is your---heheheh xD

lol, no. don's the only one for me. :] even if he kills me. :]

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THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN SO OT!!! >:0 SRSLY PEOPLE, RIDDLES!!! NAO!!!
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Smokey

#123
March 21, 2009, 07:58:37 AM
Here's one:

You find yourself at the edge of a dark forest... Your map tells you that it's roughly a round forest 6 miles in diameter, with a creek after 1.5 miles and a river after 4 miles...
How far can you walk into the forest?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Chocofreak13

#124
March 21, 2009, 08:33:58 AM
as far as you want, duh. >:P
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Smokey

#125
March 21, 2009, 08:37:19 AM
Nope, wrong....

Try again, think harder... ^_^
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Aurora Borealis

#126
March 21, 2009, 08:50:43 AM
Up to 3 miles because that's halfway. Walk more than that and you're walking OUT of the forest!

Smokey

#127
March 21, 2009, 08:58:02 AM
Right!.... As i would've expected from the Moderator... ^_^
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Chocofreak13

#128
March 21, 2009, 09:01:53 AM
nice. :]

uhm....

if ME crashes in the forest and no one is around, does she reboot on her own?
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Cockleshell

#129
March 21, 2009, 09:03:56 AM
No, someone has to knock some sense into her first!
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Aurora Borealis

#130
March 21, 2009, 09:06:50 AM
Suppose you're building a house and all the house's walls have a southern exposure. What color is that nearby bear?

Red-Machine

#131
March 21, 2009, 09:11:19 AM
Well, it would help if we knew the bear's natural colour...

If no-one can figure out Aurora's, try this:
"I never was, yet always will be. I am never seen, yet
I always come. I can carry nothing, yet hold much for some."
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Chocofreak13

#132
March 21, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
THE PEDOBEAR IS PEDOBEAR COLOURED.
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Smokey

#133
March 21, 2009, 10:16:44 AM
Dunno, brown...
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Aurora Borealis

#134
March 21, 2009, 10:19:09 AM
Nope. Think about it... "southern exposure" on all sides of the house...
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