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Krizonar

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Diamond paste,
seems like it's a waste,
with your obnoxious loud cooling you'll be disgraced.


You think you're cool, with your Turbo Boost tool, but you're nowhere near my speed.


And when you say
"Core had its day", You forget your place, PC
You know you can't beat me, you can have Ivy and I'll bring you to your knees.

This is only getting started, I won't back out.

A PC is not what master touts.
Nothing's better than the first he got,
I won't back out, 
Benchmarks or not.



Your game has gotten started 
and you think that I'm caught.

PC, the box says, but I played before you were bought.

You think that you're the king of all games? Well let me give you a whirl,
Where did Microsoft's best game debut?
OH THAT'S RIGHT, MACWORLD.

I start in a rush and I'm ready to crush,
you? good luck, don't make me blush.

You have trouble getting true color on your monitor, oh cry, here's a tissue!
If I wasn't made with perfect color, Apple would fix me, no issue.

But I'm not done,
just one more thing,

you're design is black, bland and my eyes, they sting.





brb becoming a rapper

Cockleshell

I... My eyes have never been hit with such talent and awesome.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Bella

SHOW'S OVER PEOPLE, WE HAVE A WINNER.

Nichi

YAY! We can finally end this before it gets any more tiresome and beaten into the ground!

Bella

You sound a little mad bro.

Chocofreak13

Quote from: Krizonar on May 25, 2012, 03:27:27 PM
you're design is black, bland and my eyes, they sting.

*your
click to make it bigger

Nichi

@Bella: I thought it was funny last night, but I didn't expect it to drag on as long as it did. IMO it got old quickly :\

Bella

This is OSC, EVERYTHING DRAGS OUT.


But who cares if it's funny, which this totally was. :D

Chocofreak13

i'm sad both of my references were missed. the japanese pun and the grammar lesson. :\
click to make it bigger

Krizonar

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 09:36:31 PM
Quote from: Krizonar on May 25, 2012, 03:27:27 PM
you're design is black, bland and my eyes, they sting.

*your
I'm not even mad, cuz you know, that's my bad.



Make it stop plz

Paul

What happened here? o.o

Cockleshell

Even I don't know what the hell happened here.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Nichi

I'll let the Nostalgia Critic sum it up

Chocofreak13

picture linked improperly.

as for the japanese pun, i guess i'll keep that one a secret, lol.
click to make it bigger

Krizonar

Quote from: PentiumMMX on May 26, 2012, 07:57:59 AM
I'll let the Nostalgia Critic sum it up

A BIG LIPPED TRUMPET PLAYING ALLIGATOR MOMENT.