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[CaptBrenden]

record? ._.?  

that was a bad bad roomate... like id be sitting there and they are like "brenden, brenden! Look look!!" i look, and they have their ankles behind their head and i just see their shinkter open up.. it was damn near a real life gotse...

[IanDanKilmaster]

Phew, for a minute there I thought I missed some obscure reference, ha.  Still not all is well, I find the tale you have typed most disturbing.

Gyah, I can't even joke about it anymore... it's in my brain, and it... WON'T... GET... OUT.

[CaptBrenden]

i could see forever ._.

Added after 13 seconds:

it was wet ._.

Added after 22 seconds:

and smelly

[IanDanKilmaster]

Keep in mind, those were details my brain had no trouble drumming up already.

Why is it like this?  Why can't I just think of something pleasant to take my mind off of this?  This would be a great time for that short attention span to kick in...

I'm going to wait for this thought to die... somehow.  TV... maybe.

[CaptBrenden]

porn.  just not porn that involves the exit hole.  OH GOD.

[IanDanKilmaster]

Pardon, I oversold the melodrama a bit, but there was little I could say to follow that story.  Besides the image was stuck in my head, and for some reason I could not for the life of me change it.

Despite my childish postings, still very funny, Capt-sempai.

[CaptBrenden]

oh i have many funny stories about that preticular guy.. some are not appropriate for this forum (I say AFTER the pervious two stories about him <_<)

for example.. we were at a party, and there were some gay guys there, no big deal, but one comes over ask goes "hay! wanna make out?" and this roomate was like "dood... you dont just ask someone if they wanna make out. you ask them something innocent like.. wanna back rub?  while your giving the back rub you lean forwarn and start nibbling on their ear, if their cool with that lean around and try ot kiss them, and then go from there" the gay guy goes.. "oh.. so.. wanna back rub?" and my roomate is like "SURE!" XD  the gay fellow starts rubbing his back... nibbling on his ear.. and then just as he leans around to try to kiss him my roomate stands up and goes "WOOAAH, if I were gay that TOTALLY would have worked!"

[IanDanKilmaster]

You know, a few weeks ago I wondered why we didn't have a thread like this in the H-section, for when the discussions enter NSFW territory.  It seems like a good idea, but I'm a little skeptical as to whether or not anyone would bother changing rails just based on subject matter.

for example.. we were at a party, and there were some gay guys there, no big deal, but one comes over ask goes "hay! wanna make out?"...

Now that's a funny story.

I should mention I was kidding on my story from earlier.  Not that I've never been caught, but never by my roommate.  He'd probably freak... as I did earlier -__-.

[CaptBrenden]

wait.. dood.. wut?

[/californian]


I dont think Ive ever been caught.. then again, i dont think anyone in the military cared, cus it was assumed everone was going it <_<

but yeah, a general discussion thread in the H section would be good, ive also been thinking it needs something like free cookies there too, for anyone willing to post their home brew NSFW art

[Smokey]

Gawd, it's one of those days again....

Cant follow what's going on, except for the [insert appropriate word here, i can't think of it] conversation on this page...

[NejinOniwa]

We are living in a broken world, my people.

LET'S GET THE SUPERGLUE!

[Smokey]

Ooooh, superglue...
Can I have it...?


Oh crap, i squirted the whole tube all over you...

Oh well, have to get used to a Neij glued to himself then... ^_^

[CaptBrenden]

speaking of superglue.. Im out =_= and my cats have broken some of my Minis again..

Also, best superglue ever: Zap A Gap
http://zap.supergluecorp.com/pt04.html

[Smokey]

Best superglue ever: The shit i had before my f***ing brother-in-law lost it; It could bond anything to anything, instantly... really, it would stick metal to glass and it stays stuck after applying about 2 seconds of mild pressure... It was industrial glue, and imma gonna glue the tubes to that bastards hands when i find it, because it cost me some $30,-...

[CaptBrenden]

that sounds like any superglue <_< at least as long as you think to shake it before hand. Zapagap is still superior.  Also, if you ever have a problem with whatever superglue your using not setting fast, use some Zip Kicker http://www.hobbylinc.com/htm/paa/paapt15.htm

ack... my Tang didnt mix well =_= lots of powder at the bottom of the pitcher...


and i think its time for a cookie * w *