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[rdhdtwns]

I'm 21 o.o *runs away*

[NewYinzer]

I'm 21 o.o *runs away*

This thread is going the wrong way - and fast! Anyone want to steer it in the right direction?

[panda]

this topic just wonders to what people are talking about, just the "hi, what's up?" stuff.
As long as its not illegel, or breaks board rules, its fine.

[NewYinzer]

Well...since Avian Flu has made landfall in the United States, I guess I better start stockpiling food and supplies. Anyone making preparations for the second coming?

[panda]

yo darknight 88

[rdhdtwns]

Quote from : NewYinzer

I'm 21 o.o *runs away*

This thread is going the wrong way - and fast! Anyone want to steer it in the right direction?

No, I wasn't going the "wrong way". Infact, I was stating a point, but since it seems completely misunderstood, I'll refrain from explaining it at all, heh. Leaving it vague.


Anyway! I seem to be losing my voice Sad Codi :__:

[panda]

how'd you lose your voice?

[NewYinzer]

No, I wasn't going the "wrong way". Infact, I was stating a point, but since it seems completely misunderstood, I'll refrain from explaining it at all, heh. Leaving it vague.

NewYinzer (naive alter-ego): I see no problem with...oh god. I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

NewYinzer (not-quite-as-naive-alter-ego): It really doesn't matter what she was talking about. As long as her voice gets better and we can all get back to normal.

NewYinzer (crazy alter-ego): As I was trying to say, the Avian Flu has hit the shores of America, not too far from where I live.

NewYinzer (just plain stupid alter-ego): I like eggs 1337 lolololol

NewYinzer (ego): Why are you losing your voice?

[C-Chan]

Anyway! I seem to be losing my voice Sad Codi :__:

*trots in, clad in horse armor*

Oh no, our dear Codi's lost her voice!  @__@

*stops and poses dramatically*

But never fear, for this noble steed has arrived to support it!  ^__^
[valiantly]  Hop on fair maiden and we'll dash past the blockade of gross generalizations and vaguely genocidal remarks....  ^0^

*pauses*

Oh wait a sec... Before I get into heroics, perhaps I should disclaim first that I'm actually a rather... small pig.... Ã,¬__Ã,¬'

Meaning, well,... Um,.... Like,... 10 kg is the most I've ever been able to carry.  ^^;
So if for any reason,... not implying you'll need to,... ^___^;.... but hypothetically speaking, if you need a noble steed with more... "carrying capacity"....  let me know and I'll rent ya a real horse.....  ^___^;

[NewYinzer]

*trots in on a cow*

That'll do pig, that'll do. Well, I better get prepared for the Avian Flu.

*trots off into bunker*

[C-Chan]

[scheming]  Cow, eh...?  Ã,¬vÃ,¬

You know,... without any pastures to feed on, a cow won't do you much good in a bunker (low milk, tough meat).  How about lending it to me for my heroic exploits?  ^___^

I'll give ya [10 US cents, 9 Canadian cents, 7 Euro Cents or 5 British pence, take your pic] the hour for it!  ^v^


Woohooo!  Bargain....  Ã,¬vÃ,¬

[NewYinzer]

[scheming] Cow, eh...? Ã,¬vÃ,¬

You know,... without any pastures to feed on, a cow won't do you much good in a bunker (low milk, tough meat). How about lending it to me for my heroic exploits? ^___^

I'll give ya [10 US cents, 9 Canadian cents, 7 Euro Cents or 5 British pence, take your pic] the hour for it! ^v^

I have one cow and one bull, as well as two of every animal. After civilization is destroyed, I will release them back into the wild, to mate and restart civilization. Since I need the cow, no deal.

[panda]

what about eating the losing/old race horses?

[NewYinzer]

what about eating the losing/old race horses?

Why would I kill a horse when I can kill a cow?

[C-Chan]

'Cause where else will you put those cowbells?  ^^'
A cowbell on a horse just.......... *dizzy* ...boGgLeS tHe MiNd....  O_o

'Kay then, I'll sweeten the deal!  ^__^

How about that same hourly centage as before + 15 micrograms of gold.  Cause you can't restart civilization without real money,... trust me, the barter system has its limitations....  Ã,¬__Ã,¬
And whatever you do, make sure your descendants DO NOT adopt centralized banking and a fiat currency, unless they too want to end up huddling inside bunkers with cows.  ^___^;