Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you end up in perma-freeze.

i wish i could ride my skateboard.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you hear the voice of Prof. Oak echo out saying "This isn't the time to use that!" every time you ride

I wish I was like Black Star when it came to optimism

[Chocofreak13]

FUCK YOU OAK I CAN RIDE MY BOARD ON THE SCHOOLBUS IF I WANT

granted, but everything you read is a piece of Crona's poetry.

i wish i had a plushie of any character i thought of. -w-

[Simonorged]

granted, know you only think of slenderman.

I wish I had a car that never needed fuel.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, it needs animal blood instead.

I wish I could drink something without it running out.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's filled with delicious chocolate (laxatives).

i wish my stomach could never get sick again.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but that requires you eating the worst tasting food.

I wish I could experience my childood again.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you get all the trauma from MY childhood tacked on. >>;

i wish i could afford that shiny red vespa. ;^;

[Nichi]

Granted, but it comes without tires.

I wish I had a turbo-charged bicycle I could ride to work

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, controlls like the characters in Sonic R though.

I wish Yu-Gi-Oh! cards could work in real life.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it becomes sheer anarchy. (ALL ACCORDING TO PLAAAAN)

i wish i had pandora's box, could aim it at people/things and that it never ran out of malice.

[Nichi]

Granted, but the Doctor's greatest enemies steal it from you

I wish someone would draw artwork of Rise Kujikawa teaming up with Maka Albarn -w-

[Chocofreak13]

granted, the commission costs you your life savings and the life of your first born child.

i wish i could snap my fingers and get food.

[Simonorged]

Granted, all the food is cooked by this girl

Baka and test.

I wish I could get the best tasting chocolate for free whenever I wanted.

[Chocofreak13]

is that bad? is she a bad cook?

granted, it's all poisoned (possibly by some upcoming villians in Ace's High).

i wish that there was a guide for decoding cryptic dreams.