Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted. She's a bit clumsy and accidentally breaks your favorite dishes as a result

I wish I was an alchemist

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you're a sped at it and thus can only transmute dandilions and cheese.

i wish i could land a modelling contract for some goth publication.

[Nichi]

Granted, but Nej ends up in the hospital due to massive nosebleed at the sight of you in an EGL dress, and demands you pay for his hospital bill as a result

I wish I could wear an EGL dress without mom noticing

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. Your mom's in the hospital because her own EGL dress strangled her.


I wish Tacos. Tacos everywhere.

[Chocofreak13]

(@rodney: granted, she's blind and is COMPLETELY dependent on you for every little task.)

granted, you slip on the lettuce grass and fall on the ground beef walkway. the fall shakes loose a Tacofruit from a nearby Tortilla Tree and it falls into your mouth. you choke on the delicious and die.

i wish i had succubus powers. -w-

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You can't control them for shit, however, so now every male in the world, human or not, lusts after your body the moment you're spotted. Have...fun.


I wish for Burrito Barrage Monday.

[Nichi]

Granted. The burritos are from a local place called El Toro; hence, they're nasty as shit

I wish my cat would ride on my shoulder like a parrot

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. It rides on your shoulder...with a motorcycle.
Awesomeness aside, your shoulder is now very broken, good job.

I wish for MORE TIME

[Chocofreak13]

granted, a shipment of Lotte's NOTIME gum is dropped at your door. it has "time" in the name, after all. -w-

i wish i had a successful psychic reading service going.

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted: your system only predicts catastrophes... and you can't save any one of your clients

I wish Nej tasted real tacos

[Chocofreak13]

granted. they're all disgusting fish tacos.

i wish that the copy of pokemon gold i have was made of real gold.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but the real gold soon melts off the cartridge.

I wish for poetic justice *shot*

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get shot.

i wish i knew how to coupon.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, you know nothing else and die in 3 minutes for not to know how to breathe....

I wish above them all...

[Simonorged]

(@rodney: granted, she's blind and is COMPLETELY dependent on you for every little task.)

granted, you slip on the lettuce grass and fall on the ground beef walkway. the fall shakes loose a Tacofruit from a nearby Tortilla Tree and it falls into your mouth. you choke on the delicious and die.

i wish i had succubus powers. -w-

Granted. You can't control them for shit, however, so now every male in the world, human or not, lusts after your body the moment you're spotted. Have...fun.


I wish for Burrito Barrage Monday.

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Sounds like there might be a brutal gang rape. Watch out for the elephants.

Granted, the one ring destroys you.

I wish I had more skill when it came to art.