Forum Games: Break a Wish

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted: You're me

I wish my sisters weren't so hypocrit

[Simonorged]

granted, they still do what they're hypocritical about, only now they're mute.

I wish I had a mobile hotspot.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's located in the purse I..."traded" with Kari. Good luck getting it from me >w>;;

I wish I had cake

[Simonorged]

granted, the cake is still a lie.

I wish I had a replica of one of the turrets, with a voice button so it makes the same sounds.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it won't stop trying to kill you.

i wish i could snap my fingers and make things happen on the internet (make gold appear in a virtual account, fill up a bank account, customize a webpage, etc etc).

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have no control over where the changes end up (The latest page of Aces High ending up on VGCats? Entirely possible)

I wish I had a taco

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, it's done with taco bell's dog meat

I wish for it to ne'er end

[Chocofreak13]

granted, weird spelling ne'er does.

i wish i knew the lyrics to a song perfectly the first time i heard them.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you find the lyrics still don't make sense ("The sphinx was so cute that I had to shave it"? What?)

I wish Sega would actually allow Amy Rose to grow beyond "shallow love interest who cannot function without Sonic"

[Chocofreak13]

granted. she realizes her true potential as a murderess and slaughters everyone else in the franchise with a maniacal grin.

i wish i was one of those farmers that gets paid not to grow anything.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but you talk in the most incomprehensive voice, ergo nobody understands you.

I wish MegaMan Battle Network was easier.

[Chocofreak13]

(how does that even make sense???????? (ﾉ °益°)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻ )

granted. it's so easy that it becomes stupid to play, thus no one does, and it is shut down.

i wish i could figure out the root cause of my illness whenever i get sick.

[LeaflameSD]

(I don't know! *cricricri*)
Granted, but there is no cure for it.

I wish *sniifffffffffffffffscocaine* people wouldn't do crack.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, they do cocaine instead. (though they have the same root source they're two different things, you can't really snort crack and you can't really smoke cocaine :3 )

i wish i could get the word out about my sites more. :\

[Nichi]

Granted. The traffic is so heavy that the servers go down due to the stress (Or, as Penny Arcade puts it, the server gets "wanged")

I wish I had a parrot