Forum Games: Break a Wish

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but it's full of violent giant mechs.

I wish anime was honest.

[Simonorged]

Granted but there's no point any more.

I wish I had a sandwich

[Nichi]

Granted, but
it's a song

I wish I had more tea

[Simonorged]

Granted but it's Luke warm.

I wish villains would just accept defeat.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then the show gets cancelled because viewers get bored

I wish I could brew coffee with my mind

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but your eyes pop out when doing so.

I wish for the theme tune to an overrated anime.

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted, but You Get We are! (Strawhat Version instead)

I wish The Creation STAYED THE FUCK FINE!

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but everything else about it falls apart.

i wish i could recharge via plugging into the wall.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but you get heart contractions when doing so.

I wish I could visit BeanMachine.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it eats you alive.

i wish i could look at any language and know what it says.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but after the first 24 hours you gain severe dyslexia.

I wish I could legally send a letterbomb.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can no longer legally send plain letters

I wish I knew how to make a donut

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you lose the ability to make anything else. enjoy your life as the "Time to Make the Donuts" guy.

i wish i had an unlimited supply of fresh Cobbett's Pond Pizza and Garlic Bread.

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted but everytime you get one you get it with exiration Date of a week before

I wish the Death of bad comics Writters/Editors

[Nichi]

Granted, but Rob Liefeld becomes immortal. Enjoy badly drawn artwork in comics

I wish I could pull off trap mode so convincingly that even mom wouldn't recognize me