Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it gets infected just like in the game, only there are no .hackers to fix it. so it goes down in about 6 months with several lawsuits for the families of the coma victims tailing it. :\


i wish i was less tired.

[Nichi]

Granted. You suddenly have cravings for coffee

I wish the houses of OSCers were connected via a portal network
I can get my stuff home quickly and give Bella the Wheelwriter I have lying around!

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but there's a 50% chance that a limb will be severed by the portal in transit.

i wish i was less annoyed.

[Nichi]

Granted, but your bowl of Goldfish goes missing for no reason

I wish my truck could transform into a giant robot
Chicks dig giant robots -w-

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you're not the proper pilot of MegasXLR, so it rejects you.

i wish i had all the art supplies i could ever want.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have nowhere to comfortably work on your art

I wish stuff I order online would instantly appear on my doorstep within an hour of purchase

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it's always broken when you get it.

i wish there were more hours in a day.

[Nichi]

Granted. Nighttime no longer exists

I wish I could be more creative

[Pitkin]

Täytetty, mutta kukaan muu ei osaa arvostaa luovuuttasi.

I wish I could return to typing in English.

[Nichi]

Granted. All you are capable of saying now is "cheese omelet"

I wish I had a minifridge in my room

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it breaks and all your food spoils.

i wish i had magical powers, lol.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're forbidden from using your magic in front of muggles. No showing off!

I wish I had a floppy disk that contained every piece of Amiga software ever

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it's on a 11" floppy. GOOD LUCK FINDING A DRIVE FOR IT

i wish i could put on/take off songs on my ipod by saying it.

[Nichi]

Granted, but every time you say "fuck" it replaces more of your music with '70s porn music xD

I wish I was a squirrel

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you get stuck between the species. enjoy life as a carnival sideshow, SquirrelBoy. :\

i wish i'd win the lottery.