Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted. The cat ignores you most of the time

I wish I had more Nerf weaponry

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's all broken.

i wish things would always turn out okay.

[Nichi]

Granted. You get bored of how everything turns out ok everytime, and begin wishing it'd sometimes screw up

I wish this hem of dress was longer ^_^;

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the stitching starts to fall apart.

i wish we had a fucking glade plug in in this house.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's knock-off that you can no longer get cartridges for

I wish the Avatar knew what a paladin was
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[Chocofreak13]

granted. but he forgets everything not related to paladins (aka breathing, sleeping, eating, his powers, the meaning of money, why the sky is blue, etc).

i wish i could put my comics online and they'd be successful.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're unable to get new issues out on time to please the fanbase

I wish this shirt didn't have holes in it

[Chocofreak13]

granted. your pants do instead.

i wish i knew a way to stop this fancy text campaign.

[Nichi]

Granted. Pit begins posting everything in Finnish

I wish I could pull off the most epic trap mode ever

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you become a girl in the process.

i wish i could find the damn item.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your bag is full and you accidentally hit the wrong button when it asks "Would you like to throw away an item?"; causing you to lose it

I wish I had the real Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it's illegible.

i wish i spoke japanese in addition to english.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can't read or write in Japanese

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but they ONLY work in the limits of NYC, which you are now barred from entering.

i wish my room had an infinite amount of space.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your room becomes a TARDIS, but you accidentally lock the key inside

I wish The World was a real MMORPG
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