Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but the quality is lower as a sacrifice

I wish I didn't have to sleep

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but now you have to eat, drink, and go to the bathroom twice as much.

i wish i could stop time.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5:07 minutes exactly (The duration of the Rush song, "Time Stand Still"), and cannot be activated more than once an hour

I wish I had Mario's cap

[Chocofreak13]

granted. enjoy your cosplay item.

i wish i had known about this ebay thing 2 weeks ago.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it somehow disrupts the flow of time; erasing my trip

I wish I could take a return trip :3

[Chocofreak13]

granted. hotel prices spike due to winter storms trapping all the christmas holidayers here.

i wish i could absorb the information contained within .PDFs simply by touching the screen.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it only works with Adobe Reader 1.0. Good luck getting that to run on a modern version of Windows

I wish I could find a job

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you now work in a coal mine.

i wish they would invent technology that could clean and dry someone in a matter of seconds.

[Nichi]

Granted. Sadly, it costs $100,000,000,000

I wish I didn't have allergies

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you now have an aversion to light and sound.

i wish i could remotely access the computer downstairs.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's pointless popups spread to your laptop

I wish I could find a plushie of 2k-tan

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's on display in a mueseum in Akihabara.

i wish i had a map of my manga.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you need a special compass too

I wish I had the brains to rule Lylat </starfox_64>

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but now that's all you can do. prepare to be hooked up to a feeding tube and wear an adult diaper.

i wish i could find a good black hair dye.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it costs an arm, a leg, and your little brother </fullmetal_alchemist>

I wish Automail was real