Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you can't get to sleep

I wish that my laptop wasn't such an epic piece of shit. You know, like the old days?

[Bella]

*walks into thread by accident*
Dude. Stop. Dude. I would slap a homeless terminally-ill Nam War vet for a laptop half as good as your laptop.
*exits thread*

[Chocofreak13]

DAMMIT BELLA YOU BROKE IT

granted. YOU BROKE EVERYTHING

i wish people who come in here would actually PLAY.

[Nichi]

Granted. The rest of the site it ignored :3

I wish I had a bag of M&M's

[Chocofreak13]

granted. they're in a flavour you hate.

i wish i had some volvic.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it tastes like water from Boston

I wish I had a shrubbery

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but it eats you like the plant from little shop of horrors.

i wish the grocery service from s. korea (where they have poster displays of food in subways that you can photograph with your phone and recieve later that day at your doorstep) existed here.

[Cockleshell]

Granted, now everyone is even more irreversibly fat.
I wish my legs would stop hurting.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your arms hurt now

I wish I could stay here

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you have to get your own place and the rent is quite high.

i wish ghost was out of heat.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. She is now DEEP FROZEN CAT, ENJOY YOUR CHAINSAWING ACTION WRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWW


I wish the Riotgames servers STOPPED BEING SO SHITTY

[Nichi]

Granted, but now the rest of the internet is unstable

I wish I had a waffle

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's that one that fell behind the toaster oven.

i wish i had a photographic memory.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're out of film

I wish I had a TARDIS to take my stuff home in

[Chocofreak13]

(aw man! ><;; )

granted. but it's burnt out, having been eaten by (greg) HOUSE.

i wish i could complete projects at light speed.