Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but you end up so busy that you can never watch it

I wish I had fangirls

[Chocofreak13]

granted. they overwhelm you and you end up cowering in a closet to get away from the CONSTANT attention.

i wish all pizza i ate tasted fresh.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it always has toppings on it that you don't like

I wish I had the power to read people's minds

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you can only read stuff you wish you hadn't.

i wish i had the powers of inspector gadget.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you have no control over your powers

I wish I had a parrot

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it bites you till you bleed, then screams profanity.

i wish i could spray any liquid i chose out of my hands.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it always sprays at inappropriate times ^_^;;

I wish I had a Portal Gun

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it malfunctions and you end up falling into an infinite loop.

i wish i could delete any account anywhere at will.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it also deletes a random episode from your anime collection

I wish I had the Wing Cap from Super Mario 64

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it runs on diesel and gets .1 miles to the gallon.

i wish the world had less bureaucratic nonsense.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now it has ninja nonsense

I wish I was hokage

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. You die in the first episode.


I wish Skyrim stopped being so damn buggy...

[Chocofreak13]

granted. there's a dragon every 5 seconds now, and they stack. oh, and they start at level 30 and go up from there. good luck, newb.

i wish there was better tv on at midnight.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's all in Spanish

I wish I could find what I'm looking for

[Chocofreak13]

granted. but you lose something else important in the process.

i wish i had a bunch of doll furniture. >w<