Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's this one.

i wish all the japanese .hack media was released in english.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can only purchase it in an Ultimate Edition box set for the low price of $9,999.99

I wish I had a plush ME-tan >w<

[Chocofreak13]

granted. she comes with a built-in mini PC, which crashes, setting her aflame.

i wish i had something to stop the burning.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you're freezing

I wish I had a parrot

[Chocofreak13]

granted. all it does is curse at you.

i wish i could press a button on the remote and watch anything that was played on tv in the past.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you need old issues of TV Guide in order to figure out what's on in whatever timeframe you're channel surfing in. As a heads up, Gundam Wing was on at 5:30 circa 2000 -w-
Why do I remember the time of the afternoon that show came on so well?

I wish I could make use of the useless knowledge that I have

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you write an encyclopedia and post it on the internet. reviews are mixed, with 4chan and trops bashing you and attempting to hack the website.

i wish i could hack any website at will.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're also turned into a dolphin for some reason; thereby making it a useless superpower, as you can no longer use a computer

I wish I had a room big enough to contain my ego xD

[Chocofreak13]

granted. the room is simultaneously large enough to crush the world under its own weight, yet small enough that a single building block of an atom is enough to burst it.

i wish i had a device that could pull disease out of me when i got sick.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it's very complicated to operate and the instructions are in Klingon

I wish I had more bread to make sandwiches out of

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's moldy.

i wish money trees were a real thing.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's not quite what you expected ^_^;

I wish I had more bras that are comfortable >_>;

[Chocofreak13]

granted. they're ugly as hell, unsupportive, and make you look butch.

i wish i lived in japan.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you're banned from all the stores nationwide for crimes you didn't commit

I wish I had an occasion to wear a fancy dress in public

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's to a pig party.

i wish i had moe money (but not moe problems).